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Mimic Madness
Season №: 10
Episode №: 207a
Airdate: February 25, 2017
Previous: "Code Yellow"
Next: "House Worming"
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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Mimic Madness" from season ten, which aired on February 25, 2017.

  • [The episode begins on another beautiful day at the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs is in his military hat and is holding a whip.]
  • Mr. Krabs: All right, Krusty crew, I want to remind you all that you're representing the Krusty Krab—the greasiest greasy spoon you'll ever have the privilege of serving!
  • [SpongeBob's face is painted red and is wearing a claw-shaped form hand with #1 on it.]
  • SpongeBob: Whoo! You tell 'em, Mr. Krabs! [rips off pants] Bring it around town! Yeah!
  • [Mr. Krabs whips SpongeBob's face. Squidward is wearing a smiling mask. Mr. Krabs whips him the mask off of Squidward as he appears to be sleeping.]
  • Squidward: [blubbers] Bring it around somewhere!
  • [Mr. Krabs jumps on the table.]
  • Mr. Krabs: Open the doors and let the consuming commence! I'll be in me office polishing yesterday's booty. [laughs]
  • [Mr. Krabs walks into his office.]
  • Squidward: [imitating Mr. Krabs] "I'll be in me office polishing yesterday's booty." [laughs]
  • [SpongeBob gasps at Squidward's imitation and laughs. Mr. Krabs pops out of the cash register.]
  • Mr. Krabs: I heard that, Mr. Squidward!
  • [SpongeBob hides in his hat.]
  • Squidward: It wasn't an insult, Mr. Krabs. It was a—a—a—a tribute. Haven't you ever heard of "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery"?
  • [SpongeBob's eyes peek out under his hat.]
  • Mr. Krabs: You trying to tell me that was a "complement"?
  • Squidward: Exactly. It's my homage to you and your love for money.
  • Mr. Krabs: [grumbles] Well, you got me there. I do love money. [giggles] Excellent observation, Mr. Squidward.
  • [Mr. Krabs dives into the cash register. SpongeBob comes out from hiding in his hat.]
  • Squidward: Oh, boy, that was a close one.
  • SpongeBob: Yes, it was a very close one, Squidward. Close and warm. [his eyes widen] Mr. Krabs was really flattered by your imitation.
  • Squidward: Already forgot about it.
  • [SpongeBob runs up to the window and looks at various people passing by the restaurant.]
  • SpongeBob: Imitation plus flattery equals happy people. [hums as he gets an idea]
  • [The scene changes to Tom with his kids sitting at a table. SpongeBob serves a plate of Krabby Patties to the kids.]
  • Tom: Whoa, okay. Everybody, come on now. Settle down, time to eat your patties.
  • [SpongeBob morphs his body to look like Tom.]
  • SpongeBob: [imitating Tom] Whoa, okay now. Everybody, settle down, time to eat your patties. [changes back to normal] Huh?
  • [The kids laugh, but Tom looks infuriated. However, he does like it.]
  • Tom: Wow, that's just like me! [laughs]
  • [SpongeBob takes a bow and walks off while Tom's kids continue to laugh.]
  • Tom: [angry] I said eat your patties!
  • [Tom pounds on the table and the kids frightfully eat their meals.]
  • Squidward: Hurry up, SpongeBob, I need two orders of Krabby Krust stat.
  • SpongeBob: No problem, Squidward, I'll get you those orders as soon as possible.
  • [SpongeBob morphs his body to look like Squidward.]
  • SpongeBob: [imitating Squidward] Or never, whichever comes first.
  • [Everyone laughs as Squidward walks into the kitchen.]
  • SpongeBob: Oh, swoon. That imitation stuff really works. Look out, world! [his faces morphs into a handsome man, and in a voice similar to the narrator from Powerpuff Girls] I'm gonna flatter your socks off! [his teeth glimmers]
  • [Patrick is outside the restaurant digging in a garbage can. He pulls out a partially eaten Krabby Patty.]
  • Patrick: Hmm. Nope. [throws away patty and pulls out a soda cup] Ah.
  • [Patrick eats the soda cup and SpongeBob sneaks up behind him through the front doors. SpongeBob giggles and morphs himself into Patrick.]
  • SpongeBob: [imitating Patrick] Hey, there, Patrick old buddy.
  • Patrick: What? Oh, hi, Patrick. What's shaking?
  • SpongeBob: [imitating Patrick] I'm gonna eat ice cream and go jellyfishing with my good buddy, SpongeBob.
  • Patrick: Sounds good to me, "me."
  • [SpongeBob morph back to normal.]
  • SpongeBob: Ah, it's just me, Patrick! Fooled ya! [laughs]
  • Patrick: [laughs] You can't fool me, "me." That's the worst SpongeBob impression I've ever seen.
  • SpongeBob: [laughs but then becomes confused] Wait, what?
  • [The scene changes to Sandy playing chess with Plankton outside the Chum Bucket. Plankton pushes the black rook to the next square.]
  • Plankton: Rook to king four.
  • [Plankton pushes the piece, groaning. The rook topples over and squashes him.]
  • Plankton: Check-mate...
  • [Sandy yanks and unsticks the piece off of him]
  • Sandy: Plankton, maybe we should play a game that's a little less dangerous. You're flatter than hammered horse hockey.
  • [Sandy, with a disgusted look on her face, pokes squished Plankton with her finger. SpongeBob pops up and morphs his body into Sandy.]
  • SpongeBob: [Imitating Sandy he leans over and crushes him with his artificial helmet.] Cattywampus, Plankton. You're just about the teeniest gal-dang critter I ever did see. Yee-haw!
  • [SpongeBob forms another head that resembles Plankton.]
  • SpongeBob: [imitating Plankton] And you are the fuzziest nut-eating scientist I've ever seen. [evil laugh]
  • SpongeBob: [imitating Sandy] I like to use science for good.
  • SpongeBob: [imitating Plankton] Really? I always use science for evil!
  • Sandy: [laughs as she claps] That is me to a Texas "T," SpongeBob! He nailed you too, Plankton!
  • Plankton: It was okay. He got my face right, but that voice is terrible.
  • [SpongeBob morphs back to normal.]
  • SpongeBob: Oh, those impressions are making everyone so happy! I can't stop doing them! I can't..I won't.
  • [SpongeBob morphs his body into Gary and meows like him.]
  • SpongeBob: [imitating the French Narrator as he reads the time card] 80,000 impressions later...
  • French Narrator: Would you please stop imitating me? It is starting to get very annoying.
  • [The scene changes to the Krusty Krab as SpongeBob, who morphed his body to look like Nathiel, serves a Krabby Patty to Nathiel.]
  • Nathiel Waters: Uh, can I have some extra napkins please?
  • SpongeBob: [imitating Nathiel] Oh, you want some napkins, please?
  • Nathiel Waters: Stop it! Stop imitating me! For the love of Neptune, shut your talented mouth! [runs out of the restaurant]
  • SpongeBob: Okay, bye. Yup, everybody still loves it. [sighs]
  • [SpongeBob morphs his body into Squidward.]
  • SpongeBob: [imitating Squidward] Are we having fun yet, Squidward Tentacles? [laughs as he walks into the kitchen]
  • Squidward: Oh, that's it! I can't stand the perfect impression of me anymore! I never thought I'd say this, but I'm tired of looking at myself. I quit! [throws his hat and leaves]
  • Sandy: Boy, SpongeBob is really getting out of control with his impression obsession.
  • [Mr. Krabs pops out of the cash register.]
  • Sandy: Ah!
  • Mr. Krabs: Right you are, Sandy. SpongeBob has lost touch with reality. I've seen it before. They call it: the "mocking mimicry madness."
  • [SpongeBob sneaks up behind with his body morphed into Mr. Krabs.]
  • SpongeBob: [imitating Mr. Krabs] The mocking mimicry madness. [laughs]
  • [Mr. Krabs screams and hides into the cash register.]
  • SpongeBob: Oh, oh, oh! [falls backwards]
  • Sandy: Huh! Oh.
  • [SpongeBob laughs. The scene changes to Patrick, Plankton, Squidward, Mr. Krabs and Sandy standing outside of SpongeBob's house.]
  • Sandy: All right, remember guys, this is an intervention, so we need to make sure that above all, SpongeBob knows how much we all care about him.
  • Plankton: Why don't we just destroy him and get it over with?
  • Squidward: Here here.
  • [Patrick grabs Plankton and Squidward and strangles them really hard.]
  • Patrick: You leave my best friend alone!
  • Plankton and Squidward: [muffled] It was just a suggestion!
  • Mr. Krabs: Spread out! All right, you scurvy dogs, SpongeBob needs us, and more importantly, I need him—to stop imitating me customers!
  • Sandy: Right guys, that's... almost... the spirit.
  • [Sandy rings the doorbell.]
  • SpongeBob: Oh, boy, someone's at the door! I can't wait to imitate 'em! [opens the door as his friends enter] Oh, hello, Patrick! And Sandy? And Squidward? And Mr. Krabs? Plankton too? Five at once, huh? Okay, here goes nothing.
  • [SpongeBob strains himself and morphs his body into five of his friends all at once.]
  • SpongeBob: [imitating his friends] Hi! Ahoy! Howdy! Greetings! Go away!
  • All: [creeped out] Ugh.
  • Patrick: Why?!
  • Sandy: [nervous] Hi, SpongeBob. We need to talk.
  • SpongeBob: [imitating his friends] Why sure! Aye! Love to! About what? Who cares?
  • Sandy: You know, it's okay to be yourself, SpongeBob.
  • SpongeBob: [struggles to get his body back to normal] I'm-a trying, Sandy, I'm-a trying!
  • Sandy: You can do it, SpongeBob, just concentrate, and it'll all come back to ya!
  • [SpongeBob takes a deep breath and struggles to revert himself to normal. His friends cringe in fear. SpongeBob's body morphs into various characters.]
  • SpongeBob: [imitating various characters] Good morning, Gary! Meow. Duh! Me money! [laughs] Karate chop! Ha! I went to college! I said eat your patties! [talks normal as his body is messed up] I can't do it! I'm a freak! A freak! [imitating Plankton] I'm a freak!
  • Plankton: Hey!
  • [SpongeBob, with his completely deformed face, runs out of his house, crying.]
  • Patrick: That went well!
  • [The scene changes to nighttime. SpongeBob is hiding in a dark cave where is body is morphed into an owl.]
  • SpongeBob: ♪Who?, Who?, Who?, Who? Who?, Who?, Who?, Who? Who... am I? [morphs into a question mark] Who am I? [morphs into a pineapple] I just can't remember. [morphs into Pearl] Who am I? [imitates Pearl] I just can't recall. [morphs into handsome man and imitates him] Who am I to sing this somber song? When you've got six heads, there's something wrong. [morphs into five of his friends] Who am I? [imitates his friends] Please tell me. [normal] Who am I? [imitates his friends] Do you know me? [morphs into a female fish] My name could be Clementine [morphs into Fred] or it could be Freddie. [morphs into two SpongeBobs] I just can't recognize myself. I don't know if I'm ready. [imitating his friends in a barber shop quintet] I'm ready! [normal] Who am I? [morphs into a male fish] I have a right to know. [normal] Who am I? Am I friend... [morphs into Plankton and imitates him] or foe? [normal] I have so many features. It makes it hard to tell. I don't know what my first name is. But my faces ring a bell. [imitates Squidward] Who am I? [imitates Mr. Krabs] Who am I? [imitates Patrick] Who am I? [imitates Plankton] Who am I? [normal] Who am I? [phone rings] Hello-o-o?♪
  • Caller: Hello. To whom am I speaking?
  • SpongeBob: ♪I... don't... kno-o-ow!♪
  • [As SpongeBob's song ends, his face shrivels.]
  • Mr. Krabs: The salty tear trail leads right in here.
  • Sandy: There he is!
  • [SpongeBob groans as his friends run up to him.]
  • Sandy: Are you all right, SpongeBob? How many fingers am I holding up?
  • [SpongeBob groans and morphs into a letter B.]
  • SpongeBob: B.
  • Patrick: Good, SpongeBob! I had the same answer.
  • Sandy: I know you're in there somewhere, SquarePants!
  • [SpongeBob morphs into a telephone.]
  • SpongeBob: We're sorry, the person you are calling—SpongeBob SquarePants—has been disconnected or is no longer in service.
  • Sandy: Okay, guys, SpongeBob imitates whoever he hears, so we've all got to imitate him to help him remember who he is. [pulls out a paintbrush with yellow paint] This should help!
  • [Sandy paints yellow paint on Mr. Krabs.]
  • Mr. Krabs: Hey!
  • [Sandy paints yellow paint on Squidward and Patrick.]
  • Patrick: [rubs himself] Mmm! Mmm!
  • [Sandy paints yellow paint on herself. Plankton tries to run but Sandy catches him.]
  • Sandy: Ah! Hold still, you little rascal!
  • [Sandy dips Plankton into a bucket of yellow paint. Plankton spits out the paint.]
  • Plankton: [sarcastically] What a great idea. [spits out paint] Ugh!
  • Sandy: [imitating SpongeBob] I'm a square and yellow critter! [laughs]
  • Patrick: [imitating SpongeBob] I like cooking with lard! [laughs]
  • Mr. Krabs: [imitating SpongeBob] Mr. Krabs is the best boss in the whole ocean! [snickers] Oop! Sorry, I mean— [laughs like SpongeBob] Uh—
  • Plankton: [imitating SpongeBob] I forgot the secret Krabby Patty formula, Mr. K. Would you remind me again?
  • Mr. Krabs: [imitating SpongeBob] Sure, SpongeBob, I got it right— [normal] Oh, no, you don't, Plankton!
  • [Mr. Krabs smashes Plankton with the bottle.]
  • Mr. Krabs: That was a pretty good impression, though.
  • Plankton: [dizzy] Thanks.
  • [SpongeBob's body is becoming much more messed up than before.]
  • Sandy: [groans] It's not working, fellers! We need to combine our efforts and do an impression of SpongeBob all at the same time! Okay, all together now!
  • All: [imitating SpongeBob] I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!
  • [SpongeBob's body continues to go out of control, until SpongeBob reverts himself back to his normal state.]
  • SpongeBob: I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!! I remember! I know who I am! I am SpongeBob SquarePants, and yes, I do like cooking with lard! [holds up his spatula with lard]
  • [His friends cheer.]
  • SpongeBob: Thanks, guys, you're the best friends a guy with memory loss could have. It sure feels great to just be yourself. Doesn't it, guys? Guys?
  • [Suddenly, SpongeBob's friends morph into five imitations of SpongeBob and they all laugh like him.]
  • SpongeBob: Oh no! Now they have mocking mimicry madness! [laughs]
  • [As they continue to laugh, two small Squidwards appear in Squidward's eyes, knocking on them.]
  • Squidward: Let me out! Let me out!

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