This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Best Day Ever short "Me Money," which aired on November 2, 2006.
- Mr. Krabs: Time to count me money. (sees that safe is empty) My money! Squidward!
- Squidward: (Mr. Krabs turnes him upside down and starts shaking him) Ahh! I don't have your money!
- SpongeBob: I know who took your money.
- Mr. Krabs: Tell me and I'll let you watch as I tear him into a thousand little pieces, mesh 'em back together, and tear him into a thousand little pieces all over again!
- SpongeBob: (sobbing) It was me, Mr. Krabs! Please don't tear me into a thousand little pieces and mesh me back together and tear me to pieces again!
- Mr. Krabs: Why, SpongeBob?
- SpongeBob: To clean and polish it.
- Mr. Krabs: (sees that his money is all over the kitchen) Well, I'll be a seamonkey's uncle.
- (cuts to Mr. Krabs who opens the safe and then it cuts to inside of it where we see SpongeBob cleaning Mr. Krabs's money)
- Mr. Krabs: Here's another batch, SpongeBob.
- SpongeBob: I'm on it, Mr. K.
- Mr. Krabs: Me money never looked better. Thanks, SpongeBob.