The episode starts out with SpongeBob and Patrick playing Junior Crime Breakers, until they see Squidward walking out his house with luggage. SpongeBob and Patrick beg Squidward to remain in Bikini Bottom, thinking he is moving away. Squidward tells them he is taking a vacation and tells SpongeBob and Patrick not to bother the guest who is renting his house while on vacation.
SpongeBob and Patrick continue to play Junior Crime Breakers when they see a taxi stop at Squidward's House. Then a person steps out of the cab, only to be Man Ray. The TV Narrator introduces him, and Man Ray tells him he is on vacation. As Man Ray goes inside, SpongeBob and Patrick tries to run up to him, but they didn't get to him in time. Unknowingly, SpongeBob tells Patrick that he should be in their Junior Crime Breakers team.
SpongeBob and Patrick try sneaking into the house, but that fails. So SpongeBob and Patrick decide to give him a sand pie to welcome him to Bikini Bottom. When Man Ray opens the door, SpongeBob gives him the pie and they walk in. They sit down and SpongeBob mentions about the Junior Crime Breakers to him. Patrick says he isn't giving any snacks for them, so Many Ray gives him the pie, and he returns to the bathroom. SpongeBob and Patrick go to the bathroom to ask him in their Junior Crime Breakers team, but they realize this person is actually Man Ray.
SpongeBob and Patrick storm about of Squidward's house and onto Shady Shoals Rest Home. SpongeBob finds them in a frozen chamber, while Patrick thinks they are ice pops. SpongeBob then realizes they are taking their cryonic nap, and they will wake up in a week. So they decide that they will have to be Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, and stop Man Ray's "evil" vacation. They take their rings, and unite them causing an explosion. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy then abruptly awake from their nap due to the explosion.
They arrive at Squidward's house, now as Mermaid Pants, and Barnacle Star. They climb a pile of trash cans up to the top windows. Patrick causes the pile of trash cans to fall down, awakening Man Ray from his nap while they hang from the window. They go into Squidward's house, and Patrick accidentally kicks SpongeBob into shelf, breaking the shelf. Man Ray believes there is intruders on the upstairs, so he goes to look for a weapon. As SpongeBob and Patrick rummage through Squidward's items, they find their weapons. SpongeBob has a box full of stale cookies, and Patrick has a broken picture frame. Man Ray finds his weapon, an umbrella. SpongeBob and Patrick stumbles down the stairs, and confront Man Ray. SpongeBob and Patrick tells him to surrender, but Man Ray tells them he is on Holiday.
They still don't believe him, so Patrick throws his broken picture frame Man Ray. However Man Ray opens his umbrella, and the picture frame bounces off of it, and hits and destroys a huge red vase. SpongeBob then throws the stale cookies at Man Ray, but he runs away from them, as the cookies destroy Squidward's figurines. Man Ray takes cover from the cookies behind the sofa. He then throws the sofa at SpongeBob and Patrick, destroying a part of the house, and causing them to nearly fall out of the house. Patrick then gets spun around my Man Ray, and thrown and hitting a glass shelf full of clarinets. SpongeBob then takes three clarinets, and snares Man Ray with the clarinets. Patrick then charges at Man Ray and jumps on to him. As Man Ray is trying to get Patrick off of him, Man Ray breaks through the roof, and gets them off of him.
Man Ray states he just wanted a vacation, but they still don't believe him. So Man Ray then switches into his villain clothes, and continue fighting, but they get scared by the thunder and lightning, and they fall back down to the ground floor. Squidward then calls Man Ray to tell him that he is returning home, due to the change of weather. Squidward says he will give him a full refund as long there is no damage to the place. Man Ray then leaves, and SpongeBob and Patrick are left to deal with the damage.
SpongeBob says they will glue everything back together, but Patrick ask how they will glue everything back together. SpongeBob says they have super saliva, and start gluing everything back together. Squidward returns to his house, to see that everything has been put together, and that his guest has already left. So Squidward slams the door, causing his house to collapse.