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− | |title = Love That Squid |
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− | |titlecard = Love That Squid.jpg |
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− | |seasonnumber = 7 |
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− | |episodenumber = 151b |
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− | |airdate = [[February 12]], [[2011]] |
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{{L|Frankie Billy|Excuse me, a patty for the lady please.}} |
{{L|Frankie Billy|Excuse me, a patty for the lady please.}} |
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{{L|Squidward|Try reading the sign, Casanova.}} |
{{L|Squidward|Try reading the sign, Casanova.}} |
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{{L|Evelyn|You never learned to read, did you?}} |
{{L|Evelyn|You never learned to read, did you?}} |
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{{L|Frankie Billy|''[sulks]'' No.}} |
{{L|Frankie Billy|''[sulks]'' No.}} |
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− | {{L|Evelyn| |
+ | {{L|Evelyn|That's all right, neither did I!}} |
{{L|Frankie Billy|We were meant for each other! ''[they walk away happily]''}} |
{{L|Frankie Billy|We were meant for each other! ''[they walk away happily]''}} |
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{{L|Squidward|''[sighs]'' Even the illiterate find love. ''[takes out a book]'' Oh, Squidward, why are you torturing yourself with tales of romance? ''[tosses the book away and it lands in SpongeBob's eye]''}} |
{{L|Squidward|''[sighs]'' Even the illiterate find love. ''[takes out a book]'' Oh, Squidward, why are you torturing yourself with tales of romance? ''[tosses the book away and it lands in SpongeBob's eye]''}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|''[takes the book out of his eye]'' Hey, Squidward! ''[puts the book on his tongue]'' You've dropped your |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[takes the book out of his eye]'' Hey, Squidward! ''[puts the book on his tongue]'' You've dropped your ook!}} |
− | {{L|Squidward|That's no " |
+ | {{L|Squidward|That's no "ook". That's just a cruel reminder that I'm single, and will likely be that way forever.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|C'mon, Squidward. Turn that frown upside down! ''[flips Squidward's head]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|C'mon, Squidward. Turn that frown upside down! ''[flips Squidward's head]''}} |
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{{L|Squidward|I like my frowns in their regular orientation. ''[flips his head back to normal]''}} |
{{L|Squidward|I like my frowns in their regular orientation. ''[flips his head back to normal]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh no shes not! Hang on buddy! ''[cranks up the boat and it moves in front of Squilvia]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh no shes not! Hang on buddy! ''[cranks up the boat and it moves in front of Squilvia]''}} |
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{{L|Squilvia|Finally, some service around here.}} |
{{L|Squilvia|Finally, some service around here.}} |
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{{L|Squilvia|Wow, he really said hat?}} |
{{L|Squilvia|Wow, he really said hat?}} |
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{{L|Squilvia|He said that?}} |
{{L|Squilvia|He said that?}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Good start, but let's try something interesting. Maybe she would want to talk about her day for example, she might want to being up her promation for a job at work, her experiences with a pet snail, or how she just couldn't decide what to wear! }} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Good start, but let's try something interesting. Maybe she would want to talk about her day for example, she might want to being up her promation for a job at work, her experiences with a pet snail, or how she just couldn't decide what to wear! }} |
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{{L|Patrick|Dinner is served. ''[gives SpongeBob and Squidward a plate of meatloaf. to Squidward]'' Don't try to eat it. It's plastic.}} |
{{L|Patrick|Dinner is served. ''[gives SpongeBob and Squidward a plate of meatloaf. to Squidward]'' Don't try to eat it. It's plastic.}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|This is the perfect |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|This is the perfect opportunity to work on your table etiquette.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|''[female voice]'' Squidward, could you please pass the roasted kelp? ''[Squidward tries to pass the kelp, but Patrick gives it to him]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|''[female voice]'' Squidward, could you please pass the roasted kelp? ''[Squidward tries to pass the kelp, but Patrick gives it to him]''}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Here you go, ma'am!}} |
{{L|Patrick|Here you go, ma'am!}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[giggles]'' Well, this is my home, silly.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|''[giggles]'' Well, this is my home, silly.}} |
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{{L|Squidward|Excuse me, but how is this supposed to help me with my real date? ''[looks at watch]'' Which, by the way begins in five minutes. ''[walks down stairs]''}} |
{{L|Squidward|Excuse me, but how is this supposed to help me with my real date? ''[looks at watch]'' Which, by the way begins in five minutes. ''[walks down stairs]''}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|''[regular voice]'' Squidward, wait! We haven't |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[regular voice]'' Squidward, wait! We haven't covered...''[gets lipstick]'' We haven't covered all the tenants of ''Dating 101'' yet! ''[trips and falls downstairs, and bumps into Squidward, causing his head to get stuck in the door]'' So, as I was saying... I, I would like to go over just a few more crucial aspects of the first date. ''[The door melts off Squidward, who becomes angry]'' Such as...}} |
{{L|''[Squidward shushes SpongeBob]''}} |
{{L|''[Squidward shushes SpongeBob]''}} |
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{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob! Would you please just shut it and leave me alone?}} |
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob! Would you please just shut it and leave me alone?}} |
Revision as of 23:54, 27 March 2015
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- Frankie Billy: Excuse me, a patty for the lady please.
- Squidward: Try reading the sign, Casanova.
- [Frankie tries to read the sign, but he can't]
- Evelyn: You never learned to read, did you?
- Frankie Billy: [sulks] No.
- Evelyn: That's all right, neither did I!
- Frankie Billy: We were meant for each other! [they walk away happily]
- Squidward: [sighs] Even the illiterate find love. [takes out a book] Oh, Squidward, why are you torturing yourself with tales of romance? [tosses the book away and it lands in SpongeBob's eye]
- SpongeBob: [takes the book out of his eye] Hey, Squidward! [puts the book on his tongue] You've dropped your ook!
- Squidward: That's no "ook". That's just a cruel reminder that I'm single, and will likely be that way forever.
- SpongeBob: C'mon, Squidward. Turn that frown upside down! [flips Squidward's head]
- Squidward: I like my frowns in their regular orientation. [flips his head back to normal]
- SpongeBob: [jumps in front of Squidward] Just remember, Squidward. You've never experienced true love. BUT, that doesn't mean you'll never find it! You know the saying: There's a squid for every pot!
- Squidward: Great, let the tired cliches cascade foward. [sarcastically] That'll make me feel better.
- [Squilvia walks inside and Squidward gasps]
- Squidward: [bashes into SpongeBob and picks him up as he looks at her] Who-who is that? She's got da-da-da-da-da... [melts] She's, wow!
- Squilvia: I absolutely adore the decor! Exquisitely minimalist!
- Squidward: [gasps] She speaks art jargon!
- Squilvia: What captive wonders does this menu hold?
- Squidward: SpongeBob, she's got it all! Class, style, grace, and looks like yours truely!
- SpongeBob: Then why don't you ask her out on one of those dates you keep talking about?
- Squidward: My next move exactly! Observe the old tentacles and all of its glory! [tries to speak to her, but becomes nervous]
- Squilvia: Is that salmonese?
- SpongeBob: Boy, you were floundering up there!
- Squidward: SpongeBob, I don't know what I'm doing! I've never felt like this before.
- SpongeBob: Squidward, you've been bitten by the love bug!
- Squilvia: Hello, hello? I'd like to place an order.
- Squidward: She's talking to me. What do I do?
- Squilvia: Well, if nobody's going to take my order, I'll just have to go eat elsewhere. [begins to leave]
- Squidward: [gasps] She's leaving!
- SpongeBob: Oh no shes not! Hang on buddy! [cranks up the boat and it moves in front of Squilvia]
- Squilvia: Finally, some service around here.
- SpongeBob
- Squilvia: Wow, he really said hat?
- Squilvia: He said that?
- Squiadward: OK.
- Squilvia: See you at 8: 00, Squidward. [walks away. Squidward floats away and SpongeBob grabs him]
- SpongeBob: You okay, buddy. You froze up there.
- Squidward: [Head is in a block of ice, which breaks] What do you mean?
- SpongeBob: I mean, when was the last time you went out on a date?
- Squidward: [remembers his last date] SpongeBob, you've gotta help me! It's been so long! What do I do?
- SpongeBob: You my friend are in desprate need of a practise date.
- Squidward: That's it! I'll go on... [voice quiets down] a practice date?
- SpongeBob: Just meet me at my house at 5: 00, Squidward.
- [Bubble transition to SpongeBob's house. Squidward rings the doorbell]
- SpongeBob: [female voice] Just one minute, Squidward!
- Squidward: [sulks a little a look at his watch] Sometime today would be nice.
- SpongeBob: [dressed as Squilvia. female voice] I'm ready!
- Squidward: [screams] Dear Neptune!
- SpongeBob: Oh! [smacks his nose, making it bigger, and tilts it down] Missed a spot! [regular voice] Aren't you going to compliment my outfit?
- Squidward: Um...You look...stunning?
- SpongeBob: [female voice] Oh, you're so sweet! Where are my flowers?
- Squidward: What! Oh! Um. Did you drop your lip balm!
- SpongeBob: [looks down as Squidward buys some flowers] I don't think I've dropped anything... Ooh! You shouldn't have.
- Squidward. Oh, but I wanted to!
- SpongeBob: No, you really shouldn't have. It's just that I'm very... I'm very aller... ACHOOO! [sneezes on Squidward] ...very allergic to tulips. So, are you ready to go?
- Squidward: Go where?
- SpongeBob: To dinner, silly.
- Squidward: Oh, right! I'll get my car. [arrives with his boat] Hop in! [SpongeBob clears his throat] What?
- SpongeBob: [regular voice] A gentlemen always opens a door for a lady.
- Squidward: [opens the door] Oh, where are my manners!? [SpongeBob gets in, and Squidward buckles his seatbelt] Alrightie. [SpongeBob is struggling with his seatbelt] Can I help you with that?
- SpongeBob: No, no, I've got it!
- Squidward: [takes the seatbelt and buckles it] There!
- SpongeBob: Ah, snug.
- Squidward: Can we go now?
- SpongeBob: Yes.
- Squidward: Good.
- SpongeBob: Right after I tinkle. [unbuckles seatbelt, walks inside, and rings a bell before returning to the car]
- Squidward: Can we go now?
- SpongeBob: Great, I know a fabulous place! Just head this way.
- Squidward: Okay.
- SpongeBob: At that stop sign make a right.
- Squidward: Alright.
- SpongeBob: At that stoplight make a right.
- Squidward: Gotcha.
- SpongeBob: At this street here make a right. At this intersection make a right, and park at the orange building up ahead. Ooh! We're here!
- Squidward: You're a real piece of work, you know that?
- SpongeBob: Why thank you, Mr. Squidward! [regular voice] Way to compliment the date, Squidward.
- [Bubble transition]
- SpongeBob: Now, it's the chit-chat part of the date. Amuse her with an interesting conversation.
- Squidward: Um. Can you believe all this weather we're having?
- SpongeBob: Good start, but let's try something interesting. Maybe she would want to talk about her day for example, she might want to being up her promation for a job at work, her experiences with a pet snail, or how she just couldn't decide what to wear!
- Patrick: Dinner is served. [gives SpongeBob and Squidward a plate of meatloaf. to Squidward] Don't try to eat it. It's plastic.
- SpongeBob: This is the perfect opportunity to work on your table etiquette.
- SpongeBob: [female voice] Squidward, could you please pass the roasted kelp? [Squidward tries to pass the kelp, but Patrick gives it to him]
- Patrick: Here you go, ma'am!
- SpongeBob: Why, thank you, sir!
- Patrick: Hey, Squidward, who's the lovely lady? I think she's giving me the cutesy eye!
- Squidward: Oh, no you don't, Patrick! SpongeBob and I are in the middle of a practice date!!
- Patrick: [to SpongeBob] So, do you hang out here often?
- SpongeBob: [giggles] Well, this is my home, silly.
- Squidward: Excuse me, but how is this supposed to help me with my real date? [looks at watch] Which, by the way begins in five minutes. [walks down stairs]
- SpongeBob: [regular voice] Squidward, wait! We haven't covered...[gets lipstick] We haven't covered all the tenants of Dating 101 yet! [trips and falls downstairs, and bumps into Squidward, causing his head to get stuck in the door] So, as I was saying... I, I would like to go over just a few more crucial aspects of the first date. [The door melts off Squidward, who becomes angry] Such as...
- [Squidward shushes SpongeBob]
- Squidward: SpongeBob! Would you please just shut it and leave me alone?
- SpongeBob: Um, Squidward..
- Squidward: Don't "um, Squidward" me, you, you annoying, insignificant, waste of my time!
- SpongeBob: Um, Squidward.
- Squidward: Don't interrupt me! And don't call me, look at me, write me, or even think of me! Cause you and I, we are not friends! And never will be.
- SpongeBob: Does this mean there won't be a second date?
- Squidward: Um, you just saw that.
- Squilvia: Oh just all of it.
- Squidward: And you probably think I'm a mean, spirited brute, which is the exact opposite of what you were expecting, right?
- Squilvia: Not exactly.
- Squidward: Huh?
- Squilvia: I think a guy who isn't nice lately is totally dreamy. Let's go eat!
- Squidward: SpongeBob, I'm dreamy!
- [Squilvia pulls Squidward away so they can go eat]
- SpongeBob: Have fun you two, oh squarepants your work here is done.
- Patrick: Not quite, I was promised a movie, and some plastic popcorn.