Long Tan and Handsome is a magazine that appears in the episode "The Chaperone."


It is a light blue magazine with a light green fish who has shiny black hair, a big smile, and a black tuxedo on the cover. To the top left of the cover, it reads "Long" in large red writing, "Tan" in orange writing, "and" in small black cursive writing, and "Handsome" in small turquoise writing. A barcode is on the bottom left of the magazine.

Role in episode

SpongeBob finds the Long Tan and Handsome magazine in Gary's shell after he has been set the task of taking Pearl to the prom by Mr. Krabs. He aims to be just like the fish on the cover by wearing a wig, a tuxedo, and long legs made of metal and wood.


  • The title is grammatically incorrect; there are no commas after the words "long" and "tan."
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