Lonely Heart's Club (a) was composed by David Bell and Otto Sieben. It usually plays when someone gets mad.



  • 33b. "Gary Takes a Bath" - SpongeBob scolds Gary.
  • 42a. "Club SpongeBob" - Patrick asks the Magic Conch if Squidward can have a sandwich.
  • 47b. "Can You Spare a Dime?" - "Hmmm... That's two things in this house that won't work!"
  • 49b. "Rock-a-Bye Bivalve" - Patrick comes home late from work.
  • 52a. "Chocolate with Nuts" - The bandaged fish asks SpongeBob and Patrick to sell more chocolate bars for him.
  • 53a. "New Student Starfish" - SpongeBob gets sent to the seat at the back of the classroom.
  • 57b. "The Camping Episode" - Squidward gets annoyed with SpongeBob and Patrick camping outside his house.
  • 59. "The Sponge Who Could Fly" - The citizens call SpongeBob names.
  • 61b. "Shell of a Man" - "It's true. I've molted."; Krabs kicks his shell.
  • 64b. "Good Neighbors" - "Gee Patrick, do you think Squidward was trying to tell us something?"
  • 68b. "SquidBob TentaclePants" - Squidward realizes Sandy won't be finished with the Molecular Separator Ray until the day after his recital.
  • 72b. "Wishing You Well" - Mr. Krabs learns about the concept of a wishing well.
  • 76a. "The Thing" - "Hi, stranger. I am SpongeBob."; "Wait a minute, maybe he's not a monster."
  • 78b. "Best Frenemies" - Mr. Krabs sees that even Pearl is drinking the Kelpshake; Plankton discovers that the Kelpshake restaurant is more competition to the Krusty Krab than the Chum Bucket.
  • 81. "Friend or Foe" - Mr. Krabs and Plankton enter Stinky Burgers.
  • 100a. "Banned in Bikini Bottom" - "Mr. Krabs, you seem to know the rules of behaving like a civilized bottom feeder..."; "Look at this wild hooligan!"
  • 122b. "Single Cell Anniversary" - Plankton comes into the Chum Bucket and has a surprise for Karen. (Higher Pitched)
  • 196b. "Married to Money" - Pearl enters Mr. Krabs' bedroom.
  • 225a. "Cuddle E. Hugs" - SpongeBob doesn't let Squidward throw the rotten Krabby Patty to the trash.