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Contents 1 Episodes 1.1 Season 1 1.2 Season 2 1.3 Season 3 1.4 Season 4 1.5 Season 5 1.6 Season 6 1.7 Season 7 1.8 Season 8 2 Shorts 2.1 Spin-off series 2.2 Educational shorts 2.3 Kids' Choice Awards shorts 2.4 Merry Nickmas shorts 2.5 The Big Green Help shorts 2.6 Shanghaied shorts 2.7 Best Day Ever shorts 2.8 Friend or Foe shorts 2.9 Atlantis SquarePantis shorts 2.10 Pest of the West shorts 2.11 What Ever Happened to SpongeBob? shorts 2.12 SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One shorts 2.13 The Clash of Triton shorts 2.14 SpongeBob's Last Stand shorts 2.15 Back to the Past shorts 2.16 Legends of Bikini Bottom shorts 2.17 The Great Patty Caper shorts 2.18 Other shorts 3 Movies 4 Specials 5 Amusement rides

EpisodesEdit

Season 1Edit

#	Title	Transcript
1a	Help Wanted	View transcript
1b	Reef Blower	View transcript
1c	Tea at the Treedome	View transcript
2a	Bubblestand	View transcript
2b	Ripped Pants	View transcript
3a	Jellyfishing	View transcript
3b	Plankton!	View transcript
4a	Naughty Nautical Neighbors	View transcript
4b	Boating School	View transcript
5a	Pizza Delivery	View transcript
5b	Home Sweet Pineapple	View transcript
6a	Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy	View transcript
6b	Pickles	View transcript
7a	Hall Monitor	View transcript
7b	Jellyfish Jam	View transcript
8a	Sandy's Rocket	View transcript
8b	Squeaky Boots	View transcript
9a	Nature Pants	View transcript
9b	Opposite Day	View transcript
10a	Culture Shock	View transcript
10b	F.U.N.	View transcript
11a	MuscleBob BuffPants	View transcript
11b	Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost	View transcript
12a	The Chaperone	View transcript
12b	Employee of the Month	View transcript
13a	Scaredy Pants	View transcript
13b	I Was a Teenage Gary	View transcript
14a	SB-129	View transcript
14b	Karate Choppers	View transcript
15a	Sleepy Time	View transcript
15b	Suds	View transcript
16a	Valentine's Day	View transcript
16b	The Paper	View transcript
17a	Arrgh!	View transcript
17b	Rock Bottom	View transcript
18a	Texas	View transcript
18b	Walking Small	View transcript
19a	Fools in April	View transcript
19b	Neptune's Spatula	View transcript
20a	Hooky	View transcript
20b	Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II	View transcript

Season 2Edit

#	Title	Transcript
21a	Your Shoe's Untied	View transcript
21b	Squid's Day Off	View transcript
22a	Something Smells	View transcript
22b	Bossy Boots	View transcript
23a	Big Pink Loser	View transcript
23b	Bubble Buddy	View transcript
24a	Dying for Pie	View transcript
24b	Imitation Krabs	View transcript
25a	Wormy	View transcript
25b	Patty Hype	View transcript
26a	Grandma's Kisses	View transcript
26b	Squidville	View transcript
27a	Prehibernation Week	View transcript
27b	Life of Crime	View transcript
28	Christmas Who?	View transcript
29a	Survival of the Idiots	View transcript
29b	Dumped	View transcript
30a	No Free Rides	View transcript
30b	I'm Your Biggest Fanatic	View transcript
31a	Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III	View transcript
31b	Squirrel Jokes	View transcript
32a	Pressure	View transcript
32b	The Smoking Peanut	View transcript
33a	Shanghaied	View transcript
33b	Gary Takes a Bath	View transcript
34a	Welcome to the Chum Bucket	View transcript
34b	Frankendoodle	View transcript
35a	The Secret Box	View transcript
35b	Band Geeks	View transcript
36a	Graveyard Shift	View transcript
36b	Krusty Love	View transcript
37a	Procrastination	View transcript
37b	I'm with Stupid	View transcript
38a	Sailor Mouth	View transcript
38b	Artist Unknown	View transcript
39a	Jellyfish Hunter	View transcript
39b	The Fry Cook Games	View transcript
40a	Squid on Strike	View transcript
40b	Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm	View transcript

Season 3Edit

#	Title	Transcript
41a	The Algae's Always Greener	View transcript
41b	SpongeGuard on Duty	View transcript
42a	Club SpongeBob	View transcript
42b	My Pretty Seahorse	View transcript
43a	The Bully	View transcript
43b	Just One Bite	View transcript
44a	Nasty Patty	View transcript
44b	Idiot Box	View transcript
45a	Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV	View transcript
45b	Doing Time	View transcript
46a	Snowball Effect	View transcript
46b	One Krab's Trash	View transcript
47a	As Seen on TV	View transcript
47b	Can You Spare a Dime?	View transcript
48a	No Weenies Allowed	View transcript
48b	Squilliam Returns	View transcript
49a	Krab Borg	View transcript
49b	Rock-a-Bye Bivalve	View transcript
50a	Wet Painters	View transcript
50b	Krusty Krab Training Video	View transcript
51	Party Pooper Pants	View transcript
52a	Chocolate with Nuts	View transcript
52b	Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V	View transcript
53a	New Student Starfish	View transcript
53b	Clams	View transcript
54	Ugh	View transcript
55a	The Great Snail Race	View transcript
55b	Mid-Life Crustacean	View transcript
56a	Born Again Krabs	View transcript
56b	I Had an Accident	View transcript
57a	Krabby Land	View transcript
57b	The Camping Episode	View transcript
58a	Missing Identity	View transcript
58b	Plankton's Army	View transcript
59	The Sponge Who Could Fly	View transcript
60a	SpongeBob Meets the Strangler	View transcript
60b	Pranks a Lot	View transcript

Season 4Edit

#	Title	Transcript
61a	Fear of a Krabby Patty	View transcript
61b	Shell of a Man	View transcript
62a	The Lost Mattress	View transcript
62b	Krabs vs. Plankton	View transcript
63	Have You Seen This Snail?	View transcript
64a	Skill Crane	View transcript
64b	Good Neighbors	View transcript
65a	Selling Out	View transcript
65b	Funny Pants	View transcript
66	Dunces and Dragons	View transcript
67a	Enemy In-Law	View transcript
67b	Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture	View transcript
68a	Patrick SmartPants	View transcript
68b	SquidBob TentaclePants	View transcript
69a	Krusty Towers	View transcript
69b	Mrs. Puff, You're Fired	View transcript
70a	Ghost Host	View transcript
70b	Chimps Ahoy	View transcript
71a	Whale of a Birthday	View transcript
71b	Karate Island	View transcript
72a	All That Glitters	View transcript
72b	Wishing You Well	View transcript
73a	New Leaf	View transcript
73b	Once Bitten	View transcript
74a	Bummer Vacation	View transcript
74b	Wigstruck	View transcript
75a	Squidtastic Voyage	View transcript
75b	That's No Lady	View transcript
76a	The Thing	View transcript
76b	Hocus Pocus	View transcript
77a	Driven to Tears	View transcript
77b	Rule of Dumb	View transcript
78a	Born to Be Wild	View transcript
78b	Best Frenemies	View transcript
79a	The Pink Purloiner	View transcript
79b	Squid Wood	View transcript
80a	Best Day Ever	View transcript
80b	The Gift of Gum	View transcript

Season 5Edit

#	Title	Transcript
81	Friend or Foe	View transcript
82a	The Original Fry Cook	View transcript
82b	Night Light	View transcript
83a	Rise and Shine	View transcript
83b	Waiting	View transcript
83c	Fungus Among Us	View transcript
84a	Spy Buddies	View transcript
84b	Boat Smarts	View transcript
84c	Good Ol' Whatshisname	View transcript
85a	New Digs	View transcript
85b	Krabs à la Mode	View transcript
86a	Roller Cowards	View transcript
86b	Bucket Sweet Bucket	View transcript
87a	To Love a Patty	View transcript
87b	Breath of Fresh Squidward	View transcript
88a	Money Talks	View transcript
88b	SpongeBob vs. the Patty Gadget	View transcript
88c	Slimy Dancing	View transcript
89a	The Krusty Sponge	View transcript
89b	Sing a Song of Patrick	View transcript
90a	A Flea in Her Dome	View transcript
90b	The Donut of Shame	View transcript
90c	The Krusty Plate	View transcript
91a	Goo Goo Gas	View transcript
91b	Le Big Switch	View transcript
92	Atlantis SquarePantis	View transcript
93a	Picture Day	View transcript
93b	Pat No Pay	View transcript
93c	BlackJack	View transcript
94a	Blackened Sponge	View transcript
94b	Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob	View transcript
95a	The Inmates of Summer	View transcript
95b	To Save a Squirrel	View transcript
96	Pest of the West	View transcript
97a	20,000 Patties Under the Sea	View transcript
97b	The Battle of Bikini Bottom	View transcript
98	What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?	View transcript
99a	The Two Faces of Squidward	View transcript
99b	SpongeHenge	View transcript
100a	Banned in Bikini Bottom	View transcript
100b	Stanley S. SquarePants	View transcript

Season 6Edit

#	Title	Transcript
101a	House Fancy	View transcript
101b	Krabby Road	View transcript
102a	Penny Foolish	View transcript
102b	Nautical Novice	View transcript
103a	Spongicus	View transcript
103b	Suction Cup Symphony	View transcript
104a	Not Normal	View transcript
104b	Gone	View transcript
105a	The Splinter	View transcript
105b	Slide Whistle Stooges	View transcript
106a	A Life in a Day	View transcript
106b	Sun Bleached	View transcript
107a	Giant Squidward	View transcript
107b	No Nose Knows	View transcript
108a	Patty Caper	View transcript
108b	Plankton's Regular	View transcript
109a	Boating Buddies	View transcript
109b	The Krabby Kronicle	View transcript
110a	The Slumber Party	View transcript
110b	Grooming Gary	View transcript
111	SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One	View transcript
112a	Porous Pockets	View transcript
112b	Choir Boys	View transcript
113a	Krusty Krushers	View transcript
113b	The Card	View transcript
114a	Dear Vikings	View transcript
114b	Ditchin'	View transcript
115a	Grandpappy the Pirate	View transcript
115b	Cephalopod Lodge	View transcript
116a	Squid's Visit	View transcript
116b	To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants	View transcript
117a	Shuffleboarding	View transcript
117b	Professor Squidward	View transcript
118a	Pet or Pests	View transcript
118b	Komputer Overload	View transcript
119a	Gullible Pants	View transcript
119b	Overbooked	View transcript
120a	No Hat for Pat	View transcript
120b	Toy Store of Doom	View transcript
121a	Sand Castles in the Sand	View transcript
121b	Shell Shocked	View transcript
122a	Chum Bucket Supreme	View transcript
122b	Single Cell Anniversary	View transcript
123-124	Truth or Square	View transcript
125a	Pineapple Fever	View transcript
125b	Chum Caverns	View transcript
126	The Clash of Triton	View transcript

Season 7Edit

#	Title	Transcript
127a	Tentacle-Vision	View transcript
127b	I ♥ Dancing	View transcript
128a	Growth Spout	View transcript
128b	Stuck in the Wringer	View transcript
129a	Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy	View transcript
129b	The Inside Job	View transcript
130a	Greasy Buffoons	View transcript
130b	Model Sponge	View transcript
131a	Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful	View transcript
131b	A Pal for Gary	View transcript
132a	Yours, Mine and Mine	View transcript
132b	Kracked Krabs	View transcript
133a	The Curse of Bikini Bottom	View transcript
133b	Squidward in Clarinetland	View transcript
134	SpongeBob's Last Stand	View transcript
135a	Back to the Past	View transcript
135b	The Bad Guy Club for Villains	View transcript
136a	A Day Without Tears	View transcript
136b	Summer Job	View transcript
137a	One Coarse Meal	View transcript
137b	Gary in Love	View transcript
138a	The Play's the Thing	View transcript
138b	Rodeo Daze	View transcript
139a	Gramma's Secret Recipe	View transcript
139b	The Cent of Money	View transcript
140a	The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom	View transcript
140b	Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Triangle	View transcript
141a	The Curse of the Hex	View transcript
141b	The Main Drain	View transcript
142a	Trenchbillies	View transcript
142b	Sponge-Cano!	View transcript
143	The Great Patty Caper	View transcript
144a	That Sinking Feeling	View transcript
144b	Karate Star	View transcript
145a	Buried in Time	View transcript
145b	Enchanted Tiki Dreams	View transcript
146a	The Abrasive Side	View transcript
146b	Earworm	View transcript
147a	Hide and Then What Happens?	View transcript
147b	Shellback Shenanigans	View transcript
148a	The Masterpiece	View transcript
148b	Whelk Attack	View transcript
149a	You Don't Know Sponge	View transcript
149b	Tunnel of Glove	View transcript
150a	Krusty Dogs	View transcript
150b	The Wreck of the Mauna Loa	View transcript
151a	New Fish in Town	View transcript
151b	Love That Squid	View transcript
152a	Big Sister Sam	View transcript
152b	Perfect Chemistry	View transcript

Season 8Edit

#	Title	Transcript
153a	Accidents Will Happen	View transcript
153b	The Other Patty	View transcript
154a	Drive Thru	View transcript
154b	The Hot Shot	View transcript
155a	A Friendly Game	View transcript
155b	Sentimental Sponge	View transcript
156	Frozen Face-Off	View transcript
157a	Squidward's School for Grown Ups	View transcript
157b	Oral Report	View transcript
158a	Sweet and Sour Squid	View transcript
158b	The Googly Artiste	View transcript
159	A SquarePants Family Vacation	View transcript
160a	Patrick’s Staycation	View transcript
160b	Walking the Plankton	View transcript
161a	Mooncation	View transcript
161b	Mr. Krabs Takes a Vacation	View transcript
162	Ghoul Fools	View transcript
163a	Mermaid Man Begins	View transcript
163b	Plankton's Good Eye	View transcript
164a	Barnacle Face	View transcript
164b	Pet Sitter Pat	View transcript
165a	House Sittin' for Sandy	View transcript
165b	Smoothe Jazz at Bikini Bottom	View transcript
166a	The Way of the Sponge	View transcript
166b	Bubble Troubles	View transcript
167a	The Krabby Patty That Ate Bikini Bottom	View transcript
167b	Bubble Buddy Returns	View transcript
168a	Restraining SpongeBob	View transcript
168b	Fiasco!	View transcript
169a	Are You Happy Now?	View transcript
169b	Planet of the Jellyfish	View transcript
170a	Free Samples	View transcript
170b	Home Sweet Rubble	View transcript
171a	Karen 2.0	View transcript
171b	InSPONGEiac	View transcript
172a	Face Freeze!	View transcript
172b	Glove World R.I.P.	View transcript
173a	Squiditis	View transcript
173b	Demolition Doofus	View transcript
174a	Treats!	View transcript
174b	For Here or To Go	View transcript

ShortsEdit

Spin-off seriesEdit

#	Title	Transcript
1	Astrology with Squidward	View transcript

Educational shortsEdit

#	Title	Transcript
1	The Endless Summer	View transcript

Kids' Choice Awards shortsEdit

#	Title	Transcript
1	Nicktoons Battle	View transcript
2	Nickelodeon Blimp	View transcript

Merry Nickmas shortsEdit

#	Title	Transcript
1	A Chuckie Finster Christmas, Channukah, Kwaanza, Winter Solstice	View transcript
2	Holiday Party	View transcript
3	How The You-Know-Who Stole You-Know-What!	View transcript
4	Patrick the Snowman	View transcript
5	Plankton's Holiday Hits	View transcript
6	The 12 Days of Nickmas	View transcript

The Big Green Help shortsEdit

#	Title	Transcript
1	SpongeBob & You Save the Big Blue	View transcript
2	Educate and Activate 1	View transcript
3	Educate and Activate 2	View transcript

Shanghaied shortsEdit

#	Title	Transcript
1	Shanghaied: Patrick's ending	View transcript
2	Shanghaied: Squidward's ending	View transcript

Best Day Ever shortsEdit

#	Title	Transcript
1	Crossing the Street	View transcript
2	Anything for Baby	View transcript
3	Flowers for Sandy	View transcript
4	Me Money	View transcript
5	Pie	View transcript

Friend or Foe shortsEdit

#	Title	Transcript
1	Can't Swim	View transcript
2	Remodeling	View transcript
3	Loop dee Loop	View transcript

Atlantis SquarePantis shortsEdit

#	Title	Transcript
1	Are We There Yet?	View transcript
2	Beware Flying Jellyfish	View transcript
3	Documenting Our Road Trip	View transcript

Pest of the West shortsEdit

#	Title	Transcript
1	Sea Horse Riding Made Easy	View transcript
2	Spurskate	View transcript
3	Saloon Door Sorrows	View transcript
4	Yokel to Tough Guy	View transcript

What Ever Happened to SpongeBob? shortsEdit

#	Title	Transcript
1	What if SpongeBob Was Gone? (Gary)	View transcript
2	What if SpongeBob Was Gone? (Sandy)	View transcript
3	What if SpongeBob Was Gone? (Mr. Krabs)	View transcript
4	What if SpongeBob Was Gone? (Patrick)	View transcript

SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One shortsEdit

#	Title	Transcript
1	Separation Anxiety	View transcript
2	Surfing Dreams	View transcript
3	SpongeBoard	View transcript

The Clash of Triton shortsEdit

#	Title	Transcript
1	SpongeGod	View transcript
2	The Story of King Neptune	View transcript

SpongeBob's Last Stand shortsEdit

#	Title	Transcript
1	Tips for Jellyfish Fields	View transcript
2	Jellyfishing Safety Tips	View transcript
3	Plankton Pays	View transcript

Back to the Past shortsEdit

#	Title	Transcript
1	Time Machine	View transcript
2	Lessons Learned	View transcript
3	And Krabs Saves the Day	View transcript

Legends of Bikini Bottom shortsEdit

#	Title	Transcript
1	SpongeBob's Legendary Dance Party	View transcript
2	Things to Do When Encountering Legendary Creatures	View transcript
3	The Legend of SpongeBob	View transcript

The Great Patty Caper shortsEdit

#	Title	Transcript
1	GumShoe SquarePants	View transcript
2	SpongeLock Holmes and Dr. Patson	View transcript
3	What if the Mystery Ended This Way?	View transcript

Other shortsEdit

#	Title	Transcript
1	Balloons	View transcript
2	Juice Man	View transcript
3	Traffic	View transcript
4	The Outfit	View transcript
5	Moldy Sponge	View transcript

MoviesEdit

#	Title	Transcript
1	The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie	View transcript

SpecialsEdit

#	Title	Transcript
1	Backstage Pants	View transcript
2	SpongeBob's Start	View transcript
3	Graveyard Shift (voice-over)	View transcript
4	Texas (voice-over)	View transcript
5	Dying for Pie (voice-over)	View transcript
6	Drawing Characters	View transcript
7	The Graveyard Shift: In the Beginning	View transcript
8	Show Design	View transcript
9	Drawing the Goo Lagoon	View transcript
10	SpongeBob's Life Strategies	View transcript
11	Behind the Scenes: Special Delivery	View transcript
12	The Origin of SpongeBob SquarePants	View transcript
13	Recollections from the First Season Crew	View transcript
14	Everybody's Talking: The Voices of SpongeBob SquarePants	View transcript
15	Around the World with SpongeBob SquarePants	View transcript
16	The Absorbing Tale Behind The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie	View transcript
17	Case of the Sponge "Bob"	View transcript
18	Saving the Surf	View transcript
19	How to Draw SpongeBob SquarePants & His Underwater Buddies	View transcript
20	Behind the Scenes with SpongeBob & Friends	View transcript
21	Behind the Scenes with Pick Boy and SpongeBob	View transcript
22	Inside the SpongeBob Animation Studios	View transcript
23	Behind the Pantis	View transcript
24	Plankton's Special Sinister Commentary	View transcript
25	Square Roots: The Story of SpongeBob SquarePants	View transcript
26	Life Lessons from Bikini Bottom	View transcript
27	Help Wanted: The Seven Seas Edition	View transcript
28	Behind the Scenes of the SpongeBob Opening	View transcript
29	How to Make SpongeBob SquarePants	View transcript
30	Behind the Scenes: Legends of Bikini Bottom	View transcript

Amusement ridesEdit

#	Title	Transcript
1	Jimmy Neutron's Nicktoon Blast	View transcript
2	SpongeBob SquarePants 4-D	View transcript