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These theme songs are the fake rejected opening title songs for what would become the SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song , shown in the episode "Truth or Square ."
Captain: Are you ready, kids? [Seagulls sounds can be heard in the background]
Children: Aye-aye, Captain!
Captain: I can't hear you!
Children: [louder] Aye-aye, Captain!
Captain: Oh...!
Who lives in a monument under the sea?
Children: Squidward Tentacles! [Squidward is wearing pants, Hans comes and takes them off]
Captain: Obnoxious, abrasive, conceited is he! [Squidward falls into a bathtub and his head absorbs water and he spits it out]
Children: Squidward Tentacles!
Captain: If practical common sense be something you wish... [Recumbent bicycle Squidwards ride across the screen.]
Children: Squidward Tentacles!
Patchy: Next!
Captain: Are you ready, kids? [Seagulls sounds can be heard in the background]
Children: Aye-aye, Captain!
Captain: I can't hear you!
Children: [louder] Aye-aye, Captain!
Captain: Oh...!
Who lives like a barnacle under the sea?
Children: Patrick Seastar!
[Hans puts Patrick's pants on and he laughs and falls into his house, but continues laughing anyway]
Patchy: Nope!
Captain: Are you ready, kids? [Seagulls sounds can be heard in the background]
Children: Aye-aye, Captain!
Captain: I can't hear you!
Children: [louder] Aye-aye, Captain!
Captain: Oh...!
Who lives in an anchor under the sea?
Children: Eugene Krabs does! [Hans takes his sack full of money]
Mr. Krabs: Hey!
Captain: Krusty and red and greedy is he!
Mr. Krabs: Come back with me money!
Children: Eugene Krabs does!
Captain: If stingy and greedy is something you wish... [Mr. Krabs gets back his money]
Children: Eugene Krabs does!
Mr. Krabs: Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.
Patchy: Ugh. Pretty cruddy, huh, kids?
Trivia [ ]
Painty the Pirate 's voice is slightly different from his normal voice used in the actual SpongeBob SquarePants theme song. In these themes, he is played by Bob Joles , but in the original theme song, he is played by Pat Pinney .
The children's voices saying, "Aye-aye, Captain!" sound different, like the WhoBob WhatPants theme song.
Alongside that, Painty's mouth is different than the normal opening sequence. He is seen with braces in Squidward's opening theme, a gold tooth in Patrick's opening theme, and short hillbilly teeth in Mr. Krabs' opening theme.
A full version of the Patrick Star theme was created for "The Patrick Star Fan Favorites Special ."
Music (V • T • E )
Original Theme Highlights • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie • The Yellow Album • The Best Day Ever • The Sponge Who Could Fly • SpongeBob's Greatest Hits • It's a SpongeBob Christmas! • Music from The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water • The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water • SpongeBob SquarePants: The New Musical • The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) • The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run (Music from the Motion Picture)
Theme Song • A Day Like This • Ahhhh • All You Need Is Friends to Fly • The Alphabet Song • Back in Encino • Barnacles! • Beats by Bob • Beautiful Dreamer • Bee Line for the Tree Line • The Best Day Ever • Bikini Bottom • Bikini Bottom - Rock Bottom • Bossy Boots • Bubble Song • Camp Fire Song Song • Christmas Eve Jitters • Christmas Is Mine • Clarinet Wizard • Dead Eye • Doing the Sponge • Doin' the Krabby Patty • Dear Friend • Don't Be a Jerk • Down the Well • Electric Zoo • Everybody Loves the Sponge • Everything Juice • Employee of the Month • Feeding Frenzy • Feeling of Greed • Fishin' for Money • Frozen Krabby Patty Song • Fueling the Bus • F.U.N. Song • Gary's Song • Give It All You Got • Give Jellyfish Fields a Chance • Gloves • Goober Rag • Good-Bye, Atlantis • Goofy Goober Rock • Goofy Goober Song • Gratitude • This Grill is Not a Home • He's Flying • He's Our Mermaid Man • Hey All You People • Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman • High Tide Time • Ho Ho Hoedown • Hot Fruitcake • I Can't Keep My Eyes Off of You • I Hate People • Idiot Friends • If I Could Talk to Money • I Love Krabby Patties • If Only I Could Join You • The Jellyfishing Song • Just a Kid • Krabby Patty Jingle (song) • Kung Fu Rock • The Krusty Krab Pizza • Let's Be Dumb • Livin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the Moonlight • Loop de Loop • Meatball, Meatball • Mr. Krabs' song • Musical Doodle • My Leg Is In Love! • My Tighty Whiteys • Never Give Up • Now That We're Men • Ocean Man • Oh, Krusty Krab • Oh, My Karen • Pets Are People Too • Plankton's Song • Patrick Star • Pretty Ribbons and Bows • Prehibernation (song) • Prince Paul's Bubble Party • Plankton Jams the Signal • Ridin' the Hook • Ripped Pants • Rubber Hose Rag • Rap Battle • The Road Song • Sad Song • Sandy's song • Sailing Over The Dogger Bank • Santa Has His Eye on Me • Santa Won't Let You Down • Snowflakes • So Long, Bikini Bottom • SpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy • The SpongeBob History Song • Squidward's Song • Squidward's Tiki Land • Squeeze Me • Superior • Surreptitiously Mine • Surfin' Summer • Sandy Squirrel • Squidward's Back • The Suction Cup Symphony • Sweater Song • Sweet Victory • Tag, You're It • That's a Rodeo • Thank Gosh It's Monday • Two Thumbs Down • Teamwork • The Patrick Song • Together • They'll Soon Discover • Truth or Square Theme Songs • Texas • That's What Friends Do • Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star • Under My Rock • Underwater Sun • The Very First Christmas • We've Got Scurvy • When Worlds Collide • Where's Gary • We're the Ghouls of the Briny Deep • Wet, Wet Christmas • Who Am I? • Who Wants to Race Me? • You Will Obey! • You Better Swim • You're Old
Short songs • Production music • Original music