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Template:List This is a list of short songs in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Gary's Way

Gary's Way is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode Missing Identity as he's giving Gary breakfast.

The most important meal of the day,

Servin' it up,

Gary's way.



4-Ply is a song by Boys Who Cry and was covered by Squidward (voiced by Rodger Bumpass) and was featured in the episode "Whale of a Birthday". It is unknown if that is the whole song, because Squidward was cut off by Pearl's teenage friends and is pelted a Krabby Patty statue head of Pearl and other miscellaneous food items.


When my tear ducts give issue
I can't use just any tissue
I need 4-Ply, 4-Ply, 4-Ply when I cry. Huh!

I Wrote This

I Wrote This is a poem and a song written by Luke Brookshier and Tom King. It was performed by Eban Schletter. It was used in the episode, "Sing a Song of Patrick". Fictionally, it was written by Patrick Star and made into a song by Bigshot Records for $100. The singers died afterward, finishing the song.


Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star!

I made myself a sandwich!

My mommy named it Fred!

It tastes like beans and bacon!

And smells like it's been dead!

(drum solo)

Writing stuff is hard, so I use a pointy pencil!

Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point!

P.U., what's that horrible smell?

(drum solo)

I have a head!

It ends in a point!

A pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point!

This song is over,

Except for this line!

You win this round!


Cookie, Wookie, Teddy Bear

Cookie, Wookie, Teddy Bear is a song sung by Tom King, and Eban Schletter in "Sing a Song of Patrick". Before the band members are forced to sing Patrick's song, they are heard performing the ending line of the song.


—and that's why you're my cookie-wookie teddy bear!

It's All About You Girl

It's All About You Girl is a song sung by Boys Who Cry in "Whale of a Birthday".


It's all about you girl,
On your sixteenth birthday,
Pay attention to you, girl,
Everyone has to do just what you say.
You get your very own spot light tonight,
'Cause it's all about you,
Yeah, it's all about Pearl!
You're the birthday girl...
Pearl: Yeah, it's all about me,
On my sixteenth birthday!
I want music, and clothes, and shiny things,
so give it up right away!
Everybody in the whole wide world,
they have to pay attention to me!
Yeah, it's all about me, me, guess who?


This is a song by SpongeBob in the episode "I Had an Accident".

The Indoors Song00:28

The Indoors Song


I know of a place,
Where you never get harmed.
A magical place,
With magical charms.
Indoors, indoors, indooooors!
Take it away, Penny! (quiet)

Hey All You People

Main article: Hey All You People

Hey All You People is a song sung by Fred Rechid in "Jellyfish Hunter".

(Amazing. I've got to tell someone about this!)

Hey, all you people! Hey, all you people!

Hey, all you people won't you listen to me!

I just had a sandwich, no ordinary sandwich! A sandwich made from jellyfish jelly!

Hey, man you've got to try this sandwich! It's no ordinary sandwich.

It's the tastiest sandwich in the sea!

Ah-skiba-deba-daba-dooba-dabba-dabade-da! Yeah!

Thank you!

For He's A Jolly Good Rookie

For He's A Jolly Good Rookie is a song sung by Bikini Bottomites in "F.U.N.". This music sounds similar to "For He's A Jolly Good Fellow"


For he's a jolly good rookie,
For he's a jolly good rookie,
For he's a jolly good rookie.........
Which no- whatever.

Squidly's Songs

These are some songs sung by Squidly in "Dunces and Dragons".

I Was the King's Favorite Fool


I was the King's favorite fool, I made merry mirth and laughter!
But I told one bad joke, and the King had a stroke,
Now I hang from ye old rafter.

The Dragon is Here


The evil wizard's dragon is here, see the townsfolk scream with fear,
See the townsfolk try to run, I can tell this won't be fun,
The dragon will torch everything, everything in the valley,
Hospitals, schools, retirement homes, and even Ye Olde Bowling Alley!

The King is Bad


Oh, hear me king, for I must sing,
how you are the greatest at everything,
The King is Bad (Lyrics and Download)00:40

The King is Bad (Lyrics and Download)

like letting a dragon burn down our city,
a horrible sight that wasn't pretty,
'twas all your fault and 'tis a pity.
You were bad, you are to blame,
now hang your kingly head in shame,
la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
The king is bad, the king's to blame,
he hangs his kingly head in shame,
la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

Spare Us, Dark Knight


Oh Dark Knight spare us please,
don't cut off our heads or boil our knees,
Pray, take these two, and let me go free,
and I will give to thee some... cheese!

The Princess Screams

This song is about how Princess Pearl is close to death, and Squidly is not very hopeful that she will survive from Planktonamor's wrath.


Hark thine princess, she screams from the tower,
From the sound of her shrieks, this is her final hour.

There Once Was a Dragon


There once was a dragon so handsome and smart,
He let me free, 'for he had a big heart! ZAP!
Everyone be-ith a critic

Tis All Ended Well


Hark rings the bell, t'is all ended well,
The dragon is vanquished, the princess returned,
And only a few of us were badly burned!

Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman

Main article: Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman

Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman is a country song sung by an unknown singer in Squid on Strike.


Hey, mean Mr. Bossman,

I'm a-quittin' this here job.

You've been outside gettin' tan

An' I've been gettin' robbed.

My life is worth so much more

Than a dollar an' ten an hour,

Wakin' up 'bout a quarter to four

An' I'm startin' ta turn sour.

So, hey, mean Mr. Bossman,

I'm a-quittin' this here job.

I'm sick of eatin' old bran

An' livin' like a slob.

You got me livin' like a slob.

Birthday Song for Squidward

Birthday Song for Squidward is a song sung by SpongeBob and Patrick in "Opposite Day".


Surprise! Happy Birthday Squidward!
Happy Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday Cake!
Happy Happy Birthday! Pin the Tail on the Seahorse!
Happy Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday Squidward!

Bikini Bottom National Anthem

Bikini Bottom National Anthem is an Anthem for Bikini Bottom. It was sung by SpongeBob and Robo-Krabs in "Imitation Krabs".


Oh, Bikini Bottom,
We pledge our hearts to you.
as faithful, as deep as true as blue,
Bikini Bottom, we love you!

I'm Patrick

I'm Patrick is a song sung by Patrick in Atlantis SquarePantis.


I'm Patrick! I'm Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! Patrick!
And I Like...uhhh....I don't know what I like.(screams)

Off to Work

Off to Work is a song sung by SpongeBob in "The Endless Summer" short.


Off to work at the Krusty Krab,
frying up patties and
blabbity blab.

Pearl's Me Daughter

Pearl's Me Daughter is a song sung by Mr. Krabs in "Squeaky Boots".


Yar Har, Pearl's Me Daughter,
And I'll spit in your eye! Yo-ho,
Pearl's a whale and it's her birthday,
yar, yar, yar Ta-da!

Striped Sweater

Striped Sweater is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode, "As Seen on TV".

Spongebob sweater song00:36

Spongebob sweater song

I like to call this little number, Striped Sweater.
The best time to wear a striped sweater'
Is all the time
One with a collar, turtle neck
That's the kind
'Cause when you're wearing
That one...special.....sweater

Santa's Coming Tonight

Santa's Coming Tonight is a song sung in the episode "Christmas Who?" by a group of Bikini Bottomites gathered around a Christmas tree. It is sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells".


Santa's coming tonight, tonight,
Santa's coming tonight!
Santa's coming tonight, tonight,
Santa's coming tonight!

Gary's Feeding Time

Gary's Feeding Time  is a song sung by SpongeBob in "Krabby Road". It's to the tune of "Oh My Darling Clementine".


Time to feed 'im, time to feed 'im

Now it's Gary's feeding time-

Brush, Brush, Brush My Teeth

Brush, Brush, Brush My Teeth is a song sung by SpongeBob in "Krabby Road". It's to the tune of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat". Plankton tuned somewhere else before finishing the song.


Brush, brush, brush my teeth,
Gently keep them clean-

Welcome Home, Sandy

In the episode "A Flea in Her Dome", SpongeBob and Patrick tries to sing a song about Sandy coming back. This song is known as Welcome Home Sandy. However, the bus driver stops SpongeBob before he can finish this song. Many have praised the bus driver for this.


Welcome home, Sandy,
You know that we missed you!-

Mr. Krabs' Sea Shanty

This sea shanty is a song by Mr. Krabs sings to drive out SpongeBob's earworm in "Earworm".


It be drowsy and wet on the mighty high seas,

The ideal abode for rampant disease

Oh, mateys. Oh, mateys. Don't ever weep!

If I so much as peep, cast me into the deep!

Life on the Prairie

Life on the Prairie is a song that Sandy sings in an attempt to remove SpongeBob's earworm in the episode, "Earworm". Sandy states that this song is even more "irresistible" while wearing a cowboy hat.


Life on the prarie is lonesome indeed,
Not a friend in sight amongst the rustle and weed, 
So when I get lonesome, I don't have a conniption,
I just fire up my friend generator contraption!!!

Eat at The Krusty Krab

Eat at the Krusty Krab is a song sung by Mr. Krabs while was interrupting Squidward's show, "Squidward Chat". This song was featured in the episode, "Tentacle-Vision".


Krusty Krab, Krusty Krab, eat at the Krusty Krab! We don't just want you,
We want your money too! Krusty Krab, Krusty Krab
Krusty Krab, Krusty Krab we want your money too!

Laundry Song

Laundry Song is the song in New Digs when SpongeBob does laundry. Its instrumental version is the title card song.


Laundry song, la la la, sing about your laundry all day long! La-la-la-la-laundry song!

Have You Seen My Genius

Have You Seen My Genius is song sung by Plankton in the episode Chum Bucket Supreme.

Oh yeah, who's the genius?

Have you seen this, seen this, seen this

Seen my genius, genius, genius!

Going on Vacation

Going on Vaction is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode Mr. Krabs Takes a Vacation.


Going on vacation with Mr. Krabs!
Going on vacation with his daughter Pearl!
Going on vacation with the whole Krabs Clan!
La la la la la la la!
I'm a vacation man!

Brushin' Everywhere

"Brushin' Everywhere" is a very short song sung by Patrick while brushing his teeth in the episode Dumped.


Brush brush brush, brush brush brush, brushin' everywhere


Brushin' Everywhere

Night Song

The Night Song is a song sung by SpongeBob SquarePants in the episode Graveyard Shift.


Night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, na-na-na-na-na-na-night! NIGHT!

The Toy Store Song

The Toy Store Song is a short song heard in the episode Toy Store of Doom. SpongeBob sings the entire song.


Toys, glorious toys!

Laaaa-laa-laaa! TOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYS! Yeah.

I'm Squidward

I'm Squidward is a song sung by Patrick Star and then by him and SpongeBob in the episode Opposite Day.


Patrick and SpongeBob: I'm Squidward! Squidward!

Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!

Music (VTE)

Original Theme HighlightsThe Best Day EverThe SpongeBob SquarePants MovieThe Yellow AlbumSpongeBob's Greatest HitsIt's a SpongeBob Christmas!Music from The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of WaterThe SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water

Theme SongA Day Like ThisAll You Need is FriendsThe Alphabet SongAttitude of GratitudeBack in EncinoBarnacles!Beautiful DreamerBee Line for the Tree LineThe Best Day EverBikini BottomBikini Bottom - Rock BottomBossy BootsThe Bubble SongCampfire Song SongCha-ChingChristmas Eve JittersChristmas Is MineClarinet WizardDead EyeDoing the SpongeDoin' the Krabby PattyDear FriendDon't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)Down the WellThe Dragon is HereElectric ZooEverybody Loves the SpongeEmployee of the MonthFishin' for MoneyFueling the BusThe F.U.N. SongGary Come HomeGive It All You GotGive Jellyfish Fields a ChanceGood-Bye, AtlantisGoofy Goober RockGoofy Goober SongThis Grill is Not a HomeHappy Birthday, Squidward!He's FlyingHey All You PeopleHey, Mean Mr. BossmanHigh Seas ChantIt's High Time We Went on TourHo Ho HoedownHot FruitcakeI Can't Keep My Eyes Off of YouI Wrote ThisIdiot FriendsIf I Could Talk to MoneyI Will Trap SantaI Love Krabby PattiesIf Only I Could Join YouThe Jellyfishing SongJust a KidKrabby Patty JingleThe Krusty Krab PizzaLivin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the MoonlightLoop de LoopMeatball, MeatballMr. Krabs' SongMusical DoodleMy Tighty WhiteysNever Give UpNow That We're MenOcean ManOh, Krusty KrabOh, My KarenPlankton's SongPatrick StarPretty Ribbons and BowsPrehibernation (song)Prince Paul's Bubble PartyPlankton Jams the SignalRidin' the HookRipped PantsRubber Hose RagRap BattleThe Road SongSandy's SongSailing Over The Dogger BankSanta Has His Jolly Little Eyes on MeSanta Won't Let You DownSnowflakesSo Long, Bikini BottomSpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of EnergyThe SpongeBob History SongSpongeBob ScaredyPantsSquidward's SongSquidward's Tiki LandSqueeze MeSuperiorSurreptitiously MineSurfin' SummerSandy SquirrelSquidward's BackSweet VictoryScurvy Ain't For the Likes of MeThat's the RodeoThank Gosh It's MondayTeamworkTogetherThey'll Soon DiscoverTruth or Square Theme SongsTexasThat's What Friends DoUuhrUnder My RockUnderwater SunThe Very First ChristmasWe've Got ScurvyWhen Worlds CollideWhere's GaryWe're the Ghouls of the Briny DeepWet, Wet ChristmasWho Wants to Race Me?You Will Obey!You Better SwimYou're Old

Short Songs
4-PlyCookie, Wookie, Teddy BearIt's All About You GirlIndoorsFor He's A Jolly Good RookieSquidly's 7 SongsBirthday Song for SquidwardBikini Bottom National AnthemI'm PatrickOff to WorkWe're Gonna Be PiratesPearl's Me DaughterStriped SweaterBest Friends Forever RingSanta's Coming TonightBrush, Brush, Brush My TeethWelcome Home, SandyLife on the PrairieEat at The Krusty KrabLaundry Song

Associated production music

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