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{{RP|list of longer songs|List of songs}}
This is a list of short songs in [[SpongeBob SquarePants (series)|SpongeBob SquarePants]].
 
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This is a '''list of short songs''' that appear in {{SBSP}}.
   
==Gary's Way==
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==4-Ply==
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[[File:SpongeBob SquarePants - 4 Ply|thumb|right|335 px]]
'''Gary's Way '''is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode [[Missing Identity]] as he's giving Gary breakfast.
 
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"'''4-Ply'''" is a song by [[Boys Who Cry]] that was covered by {{Link|Squidward}} and featured in the episode "[[Whale of a Birthday]]." It was written by Vincent Waller and Andy Paley.
   
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===Lyrics===
''The most important meal of the day,''
 
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:''When my tear ducts give issue''
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:''I can't use just any tissue''
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:''I need 4-Ply, 4-Ply, 4-Ply''
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:''When I cry, huh!''
   
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==A Mining We Will Go==
''Servin' it up,''
 
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"'''A Mining We Will Go'''" is a short song sung by {{Link|SpongeBob}} and {{Link|Patrick}} in "[[Mustard O' Mine]]." The music was composed by Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton, and Jeremy Wakefield.
   
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===Lyrics===
''Gary's way.''
 
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:''Oh, a-mining we will go!''
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:''The mustard, it will flow!''
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:''With pick and axe, without the facts!''
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:''There's nothing that we know!''
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:''Ta-da!''
   
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==Aka Waka Maka Mia==
''Bop!''
 
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"'''Aka Waka Maka Mia'''" is a song written by [[Tim Hill]], and sung by {{Link|SpongeBob SquarePants}} and [[Patrick Star]]. The song is sung in ''[[The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run]]'' during the show at [[King Poseidon]]'s Palace, when they are mistaken for artists, and in a flashback of the [[Kamp Koral (location)|Camp Coral]] talent show.
   
==4-Ply==
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===Lyrics===
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:''Hey! Aka Waka Maka Mia Was a pufferfish''
'''4-Ply''' is a song by [[Boys Who Cry]] and was covered by [[Squidward]] (voiced by [[Rodger Bumpass]]) and was featured in the episode "[[Whale of a Birthday]]". It is unknown if that is the whole song, because Squidward was cut off by Pearl's teenage friends and is pelted a Krabby Patty statue head of Pearl and other miscellaneous food items.
 
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:''Being bigger than a puffer was his only wish''
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:''And so he huffed, he puffed, he billowed and he blew-''
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==Barg'N-Mart jingle==
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The "'''Barg'N-Mart jingle'''" is a jingle SpongeBob makes up in the episode "[[Help Wanted]]," when he goes to the [[Barg'N-Mart]] to pick up a [[hydro-dynamic spatula]].
   
 
===Lyrics===
 
===Lyrics===
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[[File:BargnmartJingle.mp4|right]]
:When my tear ducts give issue
 
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:''Barg'N-Mart''
:I can't use just any tissue
 
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:''Meeting all your spatula needs!''
:I need 4-Ply, 4-Ply, 4-Ply when I cry. Huh!
 
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===Lyrics (reprise)===
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[[File:BargnmartReprise.mp4|right]]
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:''Spatula, spatula''
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:''Port and starboard attachments!''
   
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==Bikini Bottom National Anthem==
==I Wrote This==
 
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"'''Bikini Bottom National Anthem'''" is the anthem that the Bikini Bottomites use as a pledge. The anthem was first heard in the episode "[[Imitation Krabs]]" as part of {{Link|SpongeBob}} and {{Link|Mr. Krabs}}' secret handshake, and again in "[[Little Yellow Book]]" when Squidward puts it on the radio after learning SpongeBob dances in his underwear when he hears that theme. It was also recited in ''[[The SpongeBob Musical: Live on Stage!]]''
'''I Wrote This''' is a poem and a song written by [[Luke Brookshier]] and [[Tom King]]. It was performed by [[Eban Schletter]]. It was used in the episode, "[[Sing a Song of Patrick]]". Fictionally, it was written by [[Patrick Star]] and made into a song by Bigshot Records for $100. The singers died afterward, finishing the song.
 
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[[File:BikiniBottomNationalAnthem.mp4|right]]
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===Lyrics===
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:''Oh, Bikini Bottom,''
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:''We pledge our hearts to you.''
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:''As faithful, as deep, as true, as blue!''
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:''Bikini Bottom, we love you!''
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==[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4exXSn8zjas Bing Bang]==
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[[File:LazyTown in Nickelodeon DVD Bingo|thumb|0:18-0:20]]
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{{Main|Wikipedia:Bing Bang (Time to Dance)}}
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"'''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jDz8ObTogQ Bing Bang]'''" is a ''{{W|LazyTown}}'' song that {{Link|SpongeBob}} sings one line from in [[Nick DVD Bingo]].
   
 
===Lyrics===
 
===Lyrics===
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{{Main|w:c:lazytown:Bing Bang#Lyrics}}
Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star!
 
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{{Lyr|SpongeBob|Bing bang diggiriggidong}}
   
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==Brain Freeze==
I made myself a sandwich!
 
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[[File:Brain Freeze - The Music of Spongebob SquarePants - Ego Plum|thumb]]
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"'''Brain Freeze'''" is a song sung by {{Link|Patrick}} in "[[Goofy Scoopers]]." It is a heavy metal song sung very quickly about having a case of brain freeze.
   
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===Lyrics===
My mommy named it Fred!
 
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:''Ice cream so tasty, freezing in my mouth''
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:''Icy pain inside my brain, won't you help me out!?''
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:''I have a brain freeze, I have a brain freeze, I have a brain freeze, help me with my brain freeze!''
   
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==Brush, Brush, Brush My Teeth==
It tastes like beans and bacon!
 
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"'''Brush, Brush, Brush My Teeth'''" is a song sung by {{Link|SpongeBob}} in "[[Krabby Road]]." It is sung to the tune of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat." Plankton tuned somewhere else before SpongeBob could finish the song.
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[[File:BrushMyTeeth.mp4|right]]
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===Lyrics===
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:''Brush, brush, brush my teeth,''
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:''Gently keep them clean-''
   
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==Brushing Everywhere==
And smells like it's been dead!
 
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[[File:Brushin' Everywhere.ogg]]
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"'''Brushing Everywhere'''" is a very short song sung by Patrick while brushing his teeth in the episode "[[Dumped]]."
   
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===Lyrics===
(drum solo)
 
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:''Brush brush brush,''
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:''Brush brush brush,''
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:''Brushing everywhere''
   
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==Campfire, Ooh La La==
Writing stuff is hard, so I use a pointy pencil!
 
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"'''Campfire, Ooh La La'''" is a campfire song that SpongeBob and the other campers sing in the ''[[Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years]]'' episode "[[Sun's Out, Fun's Out]]," while stuck in Camp Master Krabs' cabin. While Patrick's mouth is seen moving, his voice is not heard in the song. He is interrupted by Squidward before he can finish the song.
   
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===Lyrics===
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point!
 
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:'''SpongeBob''': ''Oh...''
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:''What's bright and hot and not so wet?''
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:'''Other campers''': ''Campfire, ooh la la!''
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:'''SpongeBob''': ''Burns your clothes and makes you sweat!''
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:'''Other campers''': ''Campfire, ooh la la!''
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:'''SpongeBob''': ''Hot, hot, hot, it makes you hot...''
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:''And sweaty and hotter, hot, hot, hot...''
   
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==Chum Day==
P.U., what's that horrible smell?
 
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"'''Chum Day'''" is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "[[Plankton's Old Chum]]." It is a parody of the [[Christmas (holiday)|Christmas]] song "{{W|Deck the Halls}}."
   
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===Lyrics===
(drum solo)
 
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:''Deck the sea with lumps of new chum''
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:''Chum-a, chum-a, chum, ch-chum, chum, chum''
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:''<nowiki>'</nowiki>Tis the season to be chum dumb''
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:''Chum-a, chum-a, chum, ch-chum, chum, chum''
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:''Don we now our chum apparel''
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:''Chum-a chum, chum-a chum, chum, chum, chum''
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:''As we sing this stinky carol''
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:''Chum-a, chum-a, chum, ch-chum, chum, chum''
   
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==Cookie, Wookie, Teddy Bear==
I have a head!
 
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[[File:CookieWookieTeddyBear.mp4|right]]"'''Cookie, Wookie, Teddy Bear'''" is a song sung by [[Eban Schletter]] in "[[Sing a Song of Patrick]]." Before the band members are forced to sing Patrick's song, they are heard performing the ending line of the song. The song was written by [[Tom King]].
   
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===Lyrics===
It ends in a point!
 
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:''And that's why you're my cookie, wookie, teddy bear!''
   
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==Eat at The Krusty Krab==
A pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point!
 
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"'''Eat at the Krusty Krab'''" is a song sung by {{Link|Mr. Krabs}} in the episode "[[Tentacle-Vision]]."
   
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===Lyrics===
This song is over,
 
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:''Krusty Krab, Krusty Krab''
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:''Eat at the Krusty Krab!''
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:''We don't just want you,''
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:''We want your money too!''
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:''Krusty Krab, Krusty Krab''
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:''Krusty Krab, Krusty Krab''
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:''We want your money too!''
   
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=="El Diablo" Song==
Except for this line!
 
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"'''El Diablo'''" is a song sung in the movie ''[[The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run]]''. It is heard during Sage's narration about [[El Diablo (character)|El Diablo]], and during the chase by El Diablo's whirlwind form.
   
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===Lyrics===
You win this round!
 
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:''El Diablo''
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:''El Diablo''
   
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:''El Diablo''
Broccoli!
 
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:''El Diablo''
   
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:''Very bad man''
==Cookie, Wookie, Teddy Bear==
 
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'''Cookie, Wookie, Teddy Bear''' is a song sung by [[Tom King]], and [[Eban Schletter]] in "[[Sing a Song of Patrick]]". Before the band members are forced to sing Patrick's song, they are heard performing the ending line of the song.
 
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==Elder Song==
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"'''Elder Song'''" is a song sung by [[Old Man Jenkins]] in the episode "[[Senior Discount]]."
   
 
===Lyrics===
 
===Lyrics===
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:''Oh, elders are your better 'cause we're older!''
—and that's why you're my cookie-wookie teddy bear!
 
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:''So all you whippersnappers get in line!''
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:''Y'all better be respectful to your elders, or we'll whip you with a soup spoon every time!''
   
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==Fancy Livin'==
==It's All About You Girl==
 
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[[File:Fancy Living Here We Come (SpongeBob Clip)|thumb]]
'''It's All About You Girl''' is a song sung by [[Boys Who Cry]] in "[[Whale of a Birthday]]".
 
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"'''Fancy Livin''''" is a song sung by {{Link|SpongeBob}} and {{Link|Patrick}} when they walk away from the [[Incidental 118C|con man]]'s first house with their candy bar bags. It is heard in "[[Chocolate with Nuts]]."
   
 
===Lyrics===
 
===Lyrics===
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:''Fancy livin', here we come!''
:It's all about you girl,
 
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:''La la la la, la!''
:On your sixteenth birthday,
 
:Pay attention to you, girl,
 
:Everyone has to do just what you say.
 
:You get your very own spot light tonight,
 
:'Cause it's all about you,
 
:Yeah, it's all about Pearl!
 
:You're the birthday girl...
 
   
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==For He's a Jolly Good Rookie==
:'''Pearl: '''Yeah, it's all about me,
 
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[[File:Spongebob Squarepants - For he's a Jolly Good Rookie|thumb|335px]]
:On my sixteenth birthday!
 
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"'''For He's a Jolly Good Rookie'''" is a song sung by the Bikini Bottomites in "[[F.U.N.]]" while making SpongeBob the new Bikini Bottom Honorary Town Rookie. The song is a parody of "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow." Near the end of the song, the citizens abruptly stop singing and leave in boredom.
:I want music, and clothes, and shiny things,
 
:so give it up right away!
 
:Everybody in the whole wide world,
 
:they have to pay attention to me!
 
:Yeah, it's all about me, me, guess who?
 
:ME!
 
:
 
   
==Indoors==
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===Lyrics===
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:''For he's a jolly good rookie,''
This is a song by [[SpongeBob SquarePants (character)|SpongeBob]] in the episode "[[I Had an Accident]]".
 
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:''For he's a jolly good rookie,''
[[File:The Indoors Song|thumb|right|335px]]
 
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:''For he's a jolly good rookie...''
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:''Which no- whatever.''
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==Gal Pal Song==
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"'''Gal Pal Song'''" is a song sung by {{Link|Karen}}, {{Link|Sandy}}, [[Mrs. Puff]], and {{Link|Pearl}} in the episode "[[A Cabin in the Kelp]]."
   
 
===Lyrics===
 
===Lyrics===
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:''We're Gal Pals.''
:I know of a place,
 
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:''And, yes, we shall.''
:Where you never get harmed.
 
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:''Conquer the world one day!''
:A magical place,
 
:With magical charms.
 
:Indoors, indoors, indooooors!
 
:Take it away, Penny! ''(quiet)''
 
   
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:''We're no sea bunnies.''
==Hey All You People==
 
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:''We're smart and funny.''
{{Main|Hey All You People}}
 
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:''And we demand equal pay!''
'''Hey All You People''' is a song sung by [[Fred Rechid]] in "[[Jellyfish Hunter]]".
 
   
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:''We'll shout "Gal Pals."''
(Amazing. I've got to tell someone about this!)
 
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:''Right into your ear canal.''
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:''And bang it on a drum!''
   
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:''We're sweet and nice.''
Hey, all you people! Hey, all you people!
 
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:''But take our advice.''
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:''Cross us and you'll be chum!''
   
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==Gary's Feeding Time==
Hey, all you people won't you listen to me!
 
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"'''Gary's Feeding Time'''" is a song sung by {{Link|SpongeBob}} in "[[Krabby Road]]." It goes to the tune of "Oh My Darling Clementine."
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[[File:GarysFeedingTime.mp4|right]]
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===Lyrics===
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:''Time to feed 'im, time to feed 'im''
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:''Now it's Gary's feeding time!''
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:''Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow-''
   
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==Gary's Way==
I just had a sandwich, no ordinary sandwich! A sandwich made from jellyfish jelly!
 
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"'''Gary's Way'''" is a song sung by {{Link|SpongeBob}} in the episode "[[Missing Identity]]" as he's giving Gary breakfast.
   
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===Lyrics===
Hey, man you've got to try this sandwich! It's no ordinary sandwich.
 
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''[[File:Gary's Way!.ogg|thumb|right]]''
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:''The most important meal of the day,''
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:''Servin' it up,''
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:''Gary's way.''
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:''Pop!''
   
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==Get Up, Be Active==
It's the tastiest sandwich in the sea!
 
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[[File:Patrick Star’s “Get Up Be Active”|thumb|250px]]
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"'''Get Up, Be Active'''" is a song or "lullaby" sung by Patrick in the episode "[[InSPONGEiac]]" as he tries to wake up SpongeBob.
   
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===Lyrics===
Ah-skiba-deba-daba-dooba-dabba-dabade-da! Yeah!
 
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:''Get up, be active!''
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:''Get up, be active!''
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:''Get up, be active!''
   
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:''Get up, be active!''
Thank you!
 
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:''Get up, be active!''
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:''Get up, be active!''
   
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:''Get up, don't lie down!''
==For He's A Jolly Good Rookie==
 
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:''Get up, don't lie down!''
'''For He's A Jolly Good Rookie '''is a song sung by [[Bikini Bottomites]] in "[[F.U.N.]]". This music sounds similar to "For He's A Jolly Good Fellow"
 
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:''Get up, don't lie down!''
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:''Get up, don't lie down!''
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:''Get up, don't lie down!''
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:''Get up, be active!''
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:''Get up, be active!''
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:''Get up, be active!''
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:''Get up, be active!''
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:''Get up, don't lie down!''
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:''Get up, don't lie down!''
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:''Get up, don't lie down!''
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:''Get up, don't lie down!''
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:''Get up, don't lie down!''
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:''Get up, don't lie down!''
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:''Get up, don't lie down!''
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:''Get up, don't lie down!''
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==Going on Down to Boating School==
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[[File:GoingToBoatingSchool.mp4|right]]"'''Going on Down to Boating School'''" is a song sung by {{Link|SpongeBob}} in the episode "[[The Hot Shot]]." He sings it as he runs down to [[Mrs. Puff's Boating School]], and is cut short by his classmates, who are cheering for [[Tony Fast Jr.]]
   
 
===Lyrics===
 
===Lyrics===
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:''Goin' on down to Boating School''
:For he's a jolly good rookie,
 
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:''Boating School, Boating School''
:For he's a jolly good rookie,
 
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:''Goin' on down to Boating School''
:For he's a jolly good rookie.........
 
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:''La dee da da, Mrs. Puff-''
:Which no- whatever.
 
   
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==Going on Vacation==
==Squidly's Songs==
 
These are some songs sung by [[Squidly]] in "[[Dunces and Dragons]]".
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"'''Going on Vacation'''" is a song sung by {{Link|SpongeBob}} in the episode "[[Mr. Krabs Takes a Vacation]]."
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[[File:GoingOnVacation.mp4|right]]
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===Lyrics===
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:''Going on vacation with Mr. Krabs!''
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:''Going on vacation with his daughter Pearl!''
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:''Going on vacation with the whole Krabs Clan!''
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:''La la la la la la la!''
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:''I'm a vacation man!''
   
===I Was the King's Favorite Fool===
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==Going to the Moon==
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"'''Going to the Moon'''" is a song sung by {{Link|SpongeBob}} in the episode "[[Sandy's Rocket]]."
====Lyrics====
 
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[[File:MoonRide.mp4|right]]
:I was the King's favorite fool, I made merry mirth and laughter!
 
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===Lyrics===
:But I told one bad joke, and the King had a stroke,
 
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:''Going to the moon!''
:Now I hang from ye old rafter.
 
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:''Moon ride!''
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:''Moon ride!''
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:''Moon ride!''
   
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==Going to Work/Crossing the Street==
===The Dragon is Here===
 
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"'''Going to Work/Crossing the Street'''" is a song sung by {{Link|SpongeBob}} in the episode "[[Super Evil Aquatic Villain Team Up is Go!]]"
====Lyrics====
 
:The evil wizard's dragon is here, see the townsfolk scream with fear,
 
:See the townsfolk try to run, I can tell this won't be fun,
 
:The dragon will torch everything, everything in the valley,
 
:Hospitals, schools, retirement homes, and even Ye Olde Bowling Alley!
 
   
===The King is Bad===
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===Lyrics===
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:''Going to work, going to work, I'm going to work!''
====Lyrics====
 
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:''I'm going to work, I'm going to work, I'm going to work!''
:Oh, hear me king, for I must sing,
 
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:''I'm going to work. I'm going to work, going to work, go-going to work.''
:how you are the greatest at everything,[[File:The King is Bad (Lyrics and Download)|thumb|right|335 px]]
 
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:''I'm crossing the street! Crossing the street! I'm crossing the street!''
:like letting a dragon burn down our city,
 
:a horrible sight that wasn't pretty,
 
:'twas all your fault and 'tis a pity.
 
:You were bad, you are to blame,
 
:now hang your kingly head in shame,
 
:la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
 
:The king is bad, the king's to blame,
 
:he hangs his kingly head in shame,
 
:la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
 
   
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==Happy Birthday Squidward==
===Spare Us, Dark Knight===
 
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"'''Happy Birthday Squidward'''" is sung by SpongeBob and Patrick to Squidward on his "birthday" in the beginning of the episode "[[Opposite Day]]."
====Lyrics====
 
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[[File:HappyBirthdaySquidward.mp4|right]]
:Oh Dark Knight spare us please,
 
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===Lyrics===
:don't cut off our heads or boil our knees,
 
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:''Happy, happy birthday, happy birthday cake!''
:Pray, take these two, and let me go free,
 
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:''Happy, happy birthday, pin the tail on the seahorse!''
:and I will give to thee some... cheese!
 
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:''Happy, happy birthday, happy birthday, Squidward!''
   
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==Have You Seen My Genius?==
===The Princess Screams===
 
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"'''Have You Seen My Genius?'''" is a song sung by {{Link|Plankton}} in the episode "[[Chum Bucket Supreme]]."
This song is about how Princess Pearl is close to death, and Squidly is not very hopeful that she will survive from [[Lord Planktonamor|Planktonamor]]'s wrath.
 
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[[File:SeenMyGenius.mp4|right]]
====Lyrics====
 
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===Lyrics===
:Hark thine princess, she screams from the tower,
 
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:''Have you seen this, seen this, seen this?''
:From the sound of her shrieks, this is her final hour.
 
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:''Seen my genius, genius, genius!''
   
===There Once Was a Dragon===
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==High Seas Chant==
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"'''High Seas Chant'''" is a song sung by {{Link|Mr. Krabs}} to drive out {{Link|SpongeBob}}'s earworm in "[[Earworm]]." It's set to the tune of the traditional folk song "The Irish Washerwoman."
====Lyrics====
 
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[[File:HighSeasChant.mp4|right]]
:There once was a dragon so handsome and smart,
 
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===Lyrics===
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:''It be drafty and wet on the mighty high seas,''
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:''The ideal abode for rampant disease''
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:''So, Mateys, Oh, Mateys,''
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:''Don't ever weep,''
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:''If I so much as peep, cast me into the deep!''
   
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==I Don't Care==
:He let me free, 'for he had a big heart! ZAP!
 
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"'''I Don't Care'''" is a song sung by {{Link|Squidward}} in "[[CopyBob DittoPants]]" when he thought he was dreaming.
   
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===Lyrics===
:Everyone be-ith a critic
 
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:''I don't care,''
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:''I don't care,''
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:''None of this is real!''
   
===Tis All Ended Well===
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==I Hate Patrick==
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[[File:The Patrick Star Show- Episode 14b - FitzPatrick - "I Hate Patrick" (By Ego Plum and Andrew Goodman)|thumb|250px]]
====Lyrics====
 
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[[File:The Patrick Star Show- FitzPatrick - "I Hate Patrick" Song (But Without FitzPatrick's Lyrics)|thumb|250px]]
:Hark rings the bell, t'is all ended well,
 
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"'''I Hate Patrick'''" is a song sung by [[FitzPatrick (character)|FitzPatrick]] and the [[Goofy Scoopers (band)|Goofy Scoopers]] in the [[FitzPatrick|eponymous episode]] to ruin Patrick's reputation. The instrumental would later be used in "[[Dr. Smart Science]]" as the music one of the plant were listening to. It could also be considered a heavy metal-style parody of the [[SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song]].
:The dragon is vanquished, the princess returned,
 
:And only a few of us were badly burned!
 
   
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===Lyrics===
==Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman==
 
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:'''FitzPatrick:''' ''Hey there, kids, who ruined your day?''
{{Main|Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman}}
 
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:'''Goofy Scoopers:''' ''Patrick Star! Patrick Star!''
'''Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman''' is a country song sung by an unknown singer in [[Squid on Strike]].
 
  +
:'''FitzPatrick:''' ''Messed up your music and took your ice cream away!''
  +
:'''Goofy Scoopers:''' ''Patrick Star! Patrick Star!''
  +
:'''FitzPatrick:''' ''Remember my name when you scream and cry!''
  +
:'''Goofy Scoopers:''' ''Patrick Star! Patrick Star!''
  +
:'''FitzPatrick:''' ''I hope you hate me till the day I die!''
  +
:'''Goofy Scoopers:''' ''Patrick Star! Patrick Star!''
  +
:'''FitzPatrick and Goofy Scoopers:''' ''Hey, ice cream boy, I see you eating ice cream! My name is Patrick Star!''
  +
{{Clear}}
  +
  +
==I Hate SpongeBob==
  +
"'''I Hate SpongeBob'''" is a song sung by {{Link|Squidward}} while he was watering his garden in "[[Mermaid Pants]]."
   
 
===Lyrics===
 
===Lyrics===
  +
:''I hate SpongeBob and I hate Patrick...''
Hey, mean Mr. Bossman,
 
  +
:''Loathing SpongeBob. Scorning Patrick. La, la, la, la, la, la...''
   
  +
==I'm Gonna Know the Formula==
I'm a-quittin' this here job.
 
  +
"'''I'm Gonna Know the Formula'''" is a song sung by {{Link|Plankton}} in "[[CopyBob DittoPants]]."
   
  +
===Lyrics===
You've been outside gettin' tan
 
  +
:''I'm gonna know the formula!''
  +
:''I'm gonna know the formula...''
   
  +
==I'm Squidward==
An' I've been gettin' robbed.
 
  +
"'''I'm Squidward'''" is a song sung by [[Patrick Star]] and then by him and SpongeBob in the episode "[[Opposite Day]]." It is often repeated in that episode.
  +
[[File:ImSquidward.mp4|right]]
  +
===Lyrics===
  +
:''I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward!''
  +
:''Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!''
   
  +
==I've Got an Abrasive Side!==
My life is worth so much more
 
  +
"'''I've Got an Abrasive Side'''" is sung by SpongeBob in "[[The Abrasive Side]]" when he receives an abrasive side. It is sung to the tune of "{{W|Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush}}." This song was arranged by Nicolas Carr.
  +
[[File:AbrasiveSide.mp4|right]]
  +
===Lyrics===
  +
:''I've got an abrasive side, abrasive side, abrasive side,''
  +
:''I've got an abrasive side, and now I can say no!''
  +
:''Abrasive side, abrasive side, abrasive side, abrasive side''
  +
:''And now I can say <span style="color:green">NO!</span>''
   
  +
==If I Was A God==
Than a dollar an' ten an hour,
 
  +
"'''If I Was A God'''" is a song sung by {{Link|SpongeBob}} in the short "[[SpongeGod]]."
  +
===Lyrics===
  +
:''I would give free Krabby Patties, to the whole darn town.''
  +
:''And if I saw a frown, "Aha!" I'd turn it upside down!''
  +
:''And as for toxic waste, I don't care for the taste.''
  +
:''So listen to my scheme. I'd change it into ice creeeam!''
   
  +
==Ignoring==
Wakin' up 'bout a quarter to four
 
  +
"'''Ignoring'''" is a song sung by {{Link|Squidward}} in the episode "[[Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful]]."
  +
[[File:IgnoringIgnoring.mp4|right]]
  +
===Lyrics===
  +
:''Ignoring, ignoring! La da dum. Da da dee. Da da doo.''
   
  +
==Indoors==
An' I'm startin' ta turn sour.
 
  +
[[File:Indoors Song (HQ)|thumb|right|335px]]
  +
"'''Indoors'''" is a song sung by {{Link|SpongeBob}} in the episode "[[I Had an Accident]]."
   
  +
===Lyrics===
So, hey, mean Mr. Bossman,
 
  +
:''I know of a place,''
  +
:''Where you never get harmed.''
  +
:''A magical place,''
  +
:''With magical charms.''
  +
:''Indoors, indoors, indooooors!''
  +
:Take it away, Penny!
  +
:'''Penny:''' ''[silence]''
   
  +
==Jingle Bells, Mermaid Man Smells==
I'm a-quittin' this here job.
 
  +
"'''Jingle Bells, Mermaid Man Smells'''" is sung by SpongeBob, [[Mermaid Man]], and later [[Barnacle Boy]] in "[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II]]." The song is a parody of a Batman and Robin-themed version of "Jingle Bells" (Batman Smells, Robin Laid an Egg), of whom Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are respective parodies.
  +
[[File:JingleBellsA.mp4|right]]
  +
[[File:JingleBellsB.mp4|right]]
  +
===Lyrics===
  +
:''Oh, Jingle bells, Mermaid Man smells,''
  +
:''Barnacle Boy laid an egg,''
  +
:''The Invisible Boatmobile lost a wheel''
  +
:''And Barnacle Boy laid an egg. Hey-hey!''
  +
[[File:JingleBellsC.mp4|right]]
  +
:''Oh, Jingle bells, Mermaid Man smells,''
  +
:''Barnacle Boy laid an egg,''
  +
:''The Dirty Bubble popped and Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy and SpongeBob got away! ''
  +
:''Hooray!''
  +
{{Clear}}
   
  +
==Krabby O'Mondays Birthday Song==
I'm sick of eatin' old bran
 
  +
The "'''Krabby O'Mondays Birthday Song'''" is unenthusiastically sung by Squidward at [[Krabby O'Monday's]] in the episode "[[Selling Out]]."
  +
[[File:KOMBirthday.mp4|right]]
  +
===Lyrics===
  +
:''Happy Happy Birthday [sighs]''
  +
:''Happy Happy Bir-''
   
  +
==[[Kraft SpongeBob SquarePants Macaroni and Cheese]]==
An' livin' like a slob.
 
  +
[[File:SpongeBob SquarePants Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Commercials|thumb]]
  +
A [[List of shorts#Commercial shorts|commercial short]] song about {{W|Cheesasaurus Rex}}, similar to some [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doifDgQRoXE other Kraft Macaroni & Cheese commercials].
   
  +
===Lyrics===
You got me livin' like a slob.
 
  +
{{Section-expand}}
   
  +
==Krusty Krab Jingle==
==Birthday Song for Squidward==
 
  +
The "'''Krusty Krab Jingle'''" is a jingle that appears in the [[Krusty Krab]] commercial in the episode "[[As Seen on TV]]." sung by {{Link|Mr. Krabs}}, {{Link|Squidward}} and {{Link|Pearl}}.
'''Birthday Song for Squidward''' is a song sung by [[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]] in "[[Opposite Day]]".
 
  +
[[File:KrustyKrabJingle.mp4|right]]
  +
===Lyrics===
  +
:''The Krusty Krab''
  +
:''Come spend your money here!''
  +
  +
==Kung Fu Rock==
  +
"'''Kung Fu Rock'''" is a song that SpongeBob listens to while cleaning the [[Krusty Krab]] in the episode "[[Sharks vs. Pods]]."
   
 
===Lyrics===
 
===Lyrics===
  +
:''Yeah, Kung Fu Rock, Kung Fu Rock.''
:Surprise! Happy Birthday Squidward!
 
  +
:''Kick off your socks and get a clomp in the chops.''
:Happy Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday Cake!
 
  +
:''Swing one, swing two, smack down,''
:Happy Happy Birthday! Pin the Tail on the Seahorse!
 
  +
:''Pop!''
:Happy Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday Squidward!
 
  +
:''That's how you do the Kung Fu Rock! A-yo!''
:(SQUIDWARD) IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY!!
 
   
  +
==Laundry Song==
==Bikini Bottom National Anthem==
 
  +
The "'''Laundry Song'''" is a song sung in "[[New Digs]]" when {{Link|SpongeBob}} does his laundry. Its instrumental version is "'''[[List of original music/n#New Digs Title Music|New Digs Title Music]]'''."
{{Main|Bikini Bottom National Anthem}}
 
  +
[[File:LaundrySong.mp4|right]]
'''Bikini Bottom National Anthem '''is an Anthem for Bikini Bottom.
 
  +
===Lyrics===
It was sung by [[SpongeBob SquarePants (character)|SpongeBob]] and [[RoboKrabs|Robo-Krabs]] in "[[Imitation Krabs]]".
 
  +
:''Laundry song, la la la''
  +
:''Sing about your laundry all day long!''
  +
:''La-la-la-la-laundry song!''
  +
  +
==Legend==
  +
'''Legend''' is a song written by Eban Schletter and Sean Charmatz. It plays throughout the short [[The Legend of SpongeBob SquarePants]].
   
 
===Lyrics===
 
===Lyrics===
  +
:''SpongeBob!
:Oh, Bikini Bottom,
 
  +
:''Took the spatula from the stone
:We pledge our hearts to you.
 
  +
:''As just a lad
:as faithful, as deep as true as blue,
 
  +
:''What a special gift he had [people cheering and whistling]
:Bikini Bottom, we love you!
 
  +
:''Wielding gallantly while fighting evil [throws spatula at dragon which makes the dragon cry]
  +
:''With a cool hairdo
  +
:''And nice abs, too
  +
:''He had a vision one night of a krabby patty
  +
:''And took a bite
  +
:''Feeling it's delight
  +
:''SpongeBob! SpongeBob!
  +
:''Realized his destiny
  +
:''And knew that he
  +
:''Must cook with thee
  +
:''A secret recipe
  +
:''Was used to prepare
  +
:''One million Krabby Patties he wanted to share
  +
:''With every single fish in the entire sea
  +
:''SpongeBob! SpongeBob!
  +
:''Quite a legend was he!
   
  +
==Listen to the Mustard Flow==
==I'm Patrick==
 
  +
"'''Listen to the Mustard Flow'''" is a song sung by SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward in the episode "[[Mustard O' Mine]]." The [[Minecraft x SpongeBob DLC#Soundtrack|''Minecraft x SpongeBob DLC'' soundtrack]]'s general music_mustard.ogg is its instrumental version. It's set to the tune of "Listen to the Mockingbird."
'''I'm Patrick''' is a song sung by [[Patrick]] in [[Atlantis SquarePantis]].
 
   
 
===Lyrics===
 
===Lyrics===
  +
{{Lyr|SpongeBob|I struck mustard!}}
:I'm Patrick! I'm Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! Patrick!
 
  +
{{Lyr|Squidward|Mustard?}}
:And I Like...uhhh....I don't know what I like.(screams)
 
  +
{{Lyr|Patrick|Mustard?}}
  +
  +
:'''SpongeBob, Squidward, and Patrick:''' ''Look at all the mustard flow!''
  +
:''Look at all the mustard flow!''
  +
:''That golden yellow fatty acid treat!''
  +
  +
==Mauna Loa How I Love Ya==
  +
"'''Mauna Loa How I Love Ya'''" is a song sung by SpongeBob in "[[The Wreck of the Mauna Loa]]."
  +
[[File:MaunaLoaHowILoveYa.mp4|right]]
  +
===Lyrics===
  +
:''Mauna Loa, how I love ya''
  +
:''Oh, my secret lovin' hideaway''
  +
:''My Mauna Loa ba-a-by.''
  +
  +
==Meatball, Meatball==
  +
[[File:Meatballs Meatballs Spaghetti Underneath|right|348x348px]]
  +
"'''Meatball, Meatball'''" is a chant used in the episode "[[Imitation Krabs]]," as part of {{Link|SpongeBob}} and {{Link|Mr. Krabs}}' secret handshake. The chant is recited while [[Robot Krabs (Imitation Krabs)|Robot Krabs]] is shot out of a cannon and lands on a chair to "eat" a plate of [[spaghetti]].
  +
  +
===Lyrics===
  +
:'''SpongeBob and Robot Krabs:''' ''Meatball, meatball''
  +
:''Spaghetti underneath.''
  +
:''Ravioli, ravioli''
  +
:''Great Barrier Reef!''
  +
  +
==Mermaid Man Our Hero==
  +
[[File:The Adventures of Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy Theme Song ("Mermaid Pants")|right|348x348px]]
  +
"'''Mermaid Man Our Hero'''" is a song sung by {{Link|SpongeBob}} and {{Link|Patrick}} in "[[Mermaid Pants]]." It is written by Kaz and played alongside "[[The Lineman]]."
  +
  +
===Lyrics===
  +
{{Lyr|Patrick|Mermaid Man, our hero! Barnacle Boy, you too!}}
  +
{{Lyr|SpongeBob|Mermaid Man, crime fighter! Barnacle Boy, makes two!}}
  +
{{Lyr|Patrick|Evil found its match today! Underwater justice and fair play!}}
  +
{{Lyr|Both|Super plan! Garbage can! Mini van! Mermaid Man!}}
  +
  +
==Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy TV Theme==
  +
"'''Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy TV Theme'''" is a song featured in the episode "[[The Bad Guy Club for Villains]]."
  +
[[File:MermaidManThemeSong.mp4|right]]
  +
===Lyrics===
  +
{{Lyr|Faster than light!}}
  +
{{Lyr|They're there to stop crime!}}
  +
{{Lyr|It's Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!}}
  +
{{Lyr|If you're in a jam,}}
  +
{{Lyr|It's Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!}}
  +
  +
==Night Song==
  +
The "'''Night Song'''" is a song sung by SpongeBob SquarePants in the episode "[[Graveyard Shift]]." It is set to the tune of the fanfare "Charge," which frequently plays at sporting events.
  +
[[File:NightCharge.mp4|right]]
  +
===Lyrics===
  +
:''Night, night, night, night''
  +
:''Night, night, night, night''
  +
:''Night, night, night, night''
  +
:''Na-na-na-na-na-night!''
  +
:''Night!''
  +
  +
==Nitwitting Song==
  +
The "'''Nitwitting Song'''" is a song sung by Patrick and the [[Empty Head Society]] in the episode "[[The Nitwitting]]."
  +
[[File:SpongeBob SquarePants - Nitwitting Song|thumb|right]]
  +
===Lyrics===
  +
:''We're all unfit.''
  +
:''We must admit, we're dumb as a box of rocks.''
  +
:''But time permitting, we'll be nitwitting.''
  +
:''Has anyone seen my socks?''
  +
{{Clear}}
   
 
==Off to Work==
 
==Off to Work==
'''Off to Work''' is a song sung by [[SpongeBob]] in "[[The Endless Summer]]" short.
+
"'''Off to Work'''" is a song sung by {{Link|SpongeBob}} in "[[The Endless Summer]]" short.
  +
  +
===Lyrics===
  +
:''Off to work at the Krusty Krab,''
  +
:''frying up patties and''
  +
:''blabbity blab.''
  +
  +
==Oh, I Wonder==
  +
"'''Oh, I Wonder'''" is a song sung by {{Link|Mr. Krabs}} in "[[What's Eating Patrick?]]"
  +
  +
===Lyrics===
  +
:''Oh, I wonder how many Krabby Patties I can sell!''
  +
  +
==One More Year==
  +
"''One More Year''" is a song sung by {{SBSP}} in "[[No Free Rides]]"
   
 
===Lyrics===
 
===Lyrics===
  +
:''I'm gonna get my driver's license,''
:Off to work at the Krusty Krab,
 
  +
:''and it's only gonna take one more year,''
:frying up patties and
 
  +
:''one more year, one more super duper year.''
:blabbity blab.
 
  +
:''One more super-spectacular, extra-magical, extra-fantastical year!''
   
 
==Pearl's Me Daughter==
 
==Pearl's Me Daughter==
'''Pearl's Me Daughter''' is a song sung by [[Mr. Krabs]] in "[[Squeaky Boots]]".
+
"'''Pearl's Me Daughter'''" is a song sung by {{Link|Mr. Krabs}} in "[[Squeaky Boots]]" for Pearl on her birthday party.
  +
[[File:Pearl's My Daughter!.ogg|thumb|right]]
   
 
===Lyrics===
 
===Lyrics===
:Yar Har, Pearl's Me Daughter,
+
:''Yar har, Pearl's me daughter,''
:And I'll spit in your eye! Yo-ho,
+
:''And I'll spit in your eye! Yo-ho,''
:Pearl's a whale and it's her birthday,
+
:''Pearl's a whale and it's her birthday,''
:yar, yar, yar Ta-da!
+
:''yar, yar, yar... Ta-da!''
   
  +
==[[Plankton's Holiday Hits]]==
==Striped Sweater==
 
  +
{{Main|Plankton's Holiday Hits#Songs}}
'''Striped Sweater''' is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode, "[[As Seen on TV]]".
 
  +
{{Section-expand}}
   
  +
==Ravioli Song==
===Lyrics''[[File:Spongebob sweater song|thumb|right|335 px]]''===
 
  +
The "'''Ravioli Song'''" is a very short song heard in "[[Imitation Krabs]]."
:I like to call this little number, Striped Sweater.
 
  +
[[File:RavioliRavioli.mp4|right]]
:''The best time to wear a striped sweater'''
 
  +
===Lyrics===
:''Is all the time''
 
  +
:''Ravioli, ravioli,''
:''One with a collar, turtle neck''
 
:''That's the kind''
+
:''Give me the formuoli.''
  +
:'''Cause when you're wearing''
 
  +
==Sandy's Western Song==
:''That one...special.....sweater''
 
  +
"'''Sandy's Western Song'''" is a song that Sandy sings in an attempt to remove {{Link|SpongeBob}}'s earworm in the episode "[[Earworm]]." Sandy states that this song is even more "irresistible" while wearing a cowboy hat.
  +
[[File:WesternSong.mp4|right]]
  +
===Lyrics===
  +
:''Ohhh...''
  +
:''Life on the prairie is lonesome indeed,''
  +
:''Not a friend in sight amongst the rustlin' weeds,''
  +
:''So when I get lonesome, I don't have a conniption,''
  +
:''I just fire up my friend generator contraption!''
   
 
==Santa's Coming Tonight==
 
==Santa's Coming Tonight==
  +
[[File:Santa's Coming Tonight Tonight|right|335 px]]
'''Santa's Coming Tonight''' is a song sung in the episode "[[Christmas Who?]]" by a group of [[Bikini Bottomites]] gathered around a Christmas tree. It is sung to the tune of "[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jingle_Bells Jingle Bells]".
 
  +
"'''Santa's Coming Tonight'''" is a song sung in the episode "[[Christmas Who?]]" by a group of Bikini Bottomites gathered around a Christmas tree. It is sung to the tune of the chorus of "Jingle Bells."
   
 
===Lyrics===
 
===Lyrics===
:Santa's coming tonight, tonight,
+
:''Santa's coming tonight, tonight,''
:Santa's coming tonight!
+
:''Santa's coming tonight!''
:Santa's coming tonight, tonight,
+
:''Santa's coming tonight, tonight,''
:Santa's coming tonight!
+
:''Santa's coming tonight!''
  +
:''Santa's coming tonight, tonight!''
:
 
  +
:''Santa's coming tonight!''
==Gary's Feeding Time==
 
  +
Gary's Feeding Time  is a song sung by [[SpongeBob]] in "[[Krabby Road]]". It's to the tune of "Oh My Darling Clementine".
 
  +
==Scurvy Ain't For the Likes of Me==
  +
[[File:Spongebob Squarepants Soundtrack - Scurvy Ain't For The Likes Of Me|right|275x275px]]
  +
"'''Scurvy Ain't For the Likes of Me'''" is a song from the episode "[[Party Pooper Pants]]." It is sung by [[Patchy the Pirate]], to entertain the party guests.
   
 
===Lyrics===
 
===Lyrics===
  +
:''Oh... scurvy ain't for the likes of me,''
Time to feed 'im, time to feed 'im
 
  +
:''Yo ho yo ho,''
  +
:''Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho... Oh!''
  +
:''Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho,''
  +
:''yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho...''
  +
:''Oh...!''
  +
:''Scurvy ain't for the likes of me.''
   
  +
==Secret Hideout==
Now it's Gary's feeding time-
 
  +
"'''Secret Hideout'''" is a short song heard in the episode "[[The Wreck of the Mauna Loa]]." The song was sung by [[Patrick Star]].
  +
[[File:SecretHideout.mp4|right]]
  +
===Lyrics===
  +
:''Secret hideout, secret hideout, secret hideout, secret hideout, secret hideout, secret hide!-''
   
==Brush, Brush, Brush My Teeth==
+
== Sewer, Sewer, Cha Cha Cha ==
'''Brush, Brush, Brush My Teeth''' is a song sung by [[SpongeBob]] in "[[Krabby Road]]". It's to the tune of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat". Plankton tuned somewhere else before finishing the song.
+
"'''Sewer, Sewer, Cha Cha Cha'''" is a short song heard in the episode "[[The Sewers of Bikini Bottom]]." The song was sung by SpongeBob SquarePants.
  +
  +
=== Lyrics ===
  +
''Sewer, sewer! Cha-cha-cha! Sewer, sewer! Cha-cha-cha! Sewer, sewer! Cha-cha-cha!''
  +
  +
==Shopping Spree, That's For Me==
  +
"'''Shopping Spree, That's For Me'''" is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "[[Shopping List]]" after he is given a shopping list.
  +
  +
====Lyrics====
  +
:''Shopping spree! That's for me! A list of goodies from the sea!''
  +
:''Shopping spree! That's for me! A list of goodies from the sea!''
  +
:''Shopping spree! That's for me! A list of goodies from the sea!''
  +
  +
==Slabby Patty Song==
  +
The "'''Slabby Patty Song'''" is a short song heard in "[[SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout]]." The song was sung by [[JimBob]].
   
 
===Lyrics===
 
===Lyrics===
  +
:''Slabby Patty and it's cooked just right,''
:Brush, brush, brush my teeth,
 
  +
:''Slabby Patty, day and night,''
:Gently keep them clean-
 
  +
:''what a nifty tasty sight!''
  +
:''Slabby Patty and it's cooked just right...!''
   
==Welcome Home, Sandy==
+
==Smiling Rainbows==
  +
"'''Smiling Rainbows'''" is a song sung by {{Link|Squidward}} in the episode "[[Sold!]]" It was written by Andrew Goodman with music composed by Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton, and Jeremy Wakefield. The [[Minecraft x SpongeBob DLC#Soundtrack|''Minecraft x SpongeBob DLC'' soundtrack]]'s general music_smiling_rainbows.ogg is its instrumental version.
In the episode "[[A Flea in Her Dome]]", [[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]] tries to sing a song about Sandy coming back. This song is known as Welcome Home Sandy. However, the bus driver stops SpongeBob before he can finish this song. Many have praised the bus driver for this.
 
   
  +
[[File:SpongeBob Original Composition - Smilin' Rainbows|thumb|right|335px]]
  +
[[File:SpongeBob SquarePants - Smiling Rainbows (Instrumental version)|thumb|right|335px]]
 
===Lyrics===
 
===Lyrics===
  +
:''Smilin' rainbows, smilin' sun,''
:Welcome home, Sandy,
 
  +
:''smilin' rocks, and vegetation!''
:You know that we missed you!-
 
  +
:''Look ma, I'm dancing, and hear my song!''
  +
:''The world is lovely when nothing is wrong!''
  +
:''Everything's smiling, yes even me!''
  +
:''Is this what they call feeling happy?!''
  +
{{Clear}}
   
  +
==Solstice Caroling==
==Mr. Krabs' Sea Shanty==
 
  +
"'''Solstice Caroling'''" is a song sung by {{SBSP}} in the episode "[[Krabby Land]]" Where he ask Squidward to do some solstice caroling.
This sea shanty is a song by [[Eugene Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] sings to drive out [[SpongeBob SquarePants (character)|SpongeBob's]] earworm in "[[Earworm]]".
 
   
 
===Lyrics===
 
===Lyrics===
''It be drowsy and wet on the mighty high seas,''
+
:''Walking on the grass''
  +
:''It’s so fine.''
  +
:'''Don’t need shoes in the Summertime.''
  +
{{Clear}}
   
  +
==Squidly's Songs==
''The ideal abode for rampant disease''
 
  +
[[Squidly Tentacles]] sings several songs in "[[Dunces and Dragons]]":
   
  +
===King's Favorite Fool===
''Oh, mateys. Oh, mateys. Don't ever weep!''
 
  +
[[File:FavouriteFool.mp4|right]]
  +
====Lyrics====
  +
:''I was the King's favorite fool''
  +
:''I made merry, mirth and laughter!''
  +
:''Then I told one bad joke, and the King had a stroke,''
  +
:''Now I hang from ye olde rafter.''
   
  +
===Dragon is Here===
''If I so much as peep, cast me into the deep!''
 
  +
[[File:DragonIsHere.mp4|right]]
  +
====Lyrics====
  +
:''The evil wizard's dragon is here,
  +
:''see the townsfolk scream with fear,''
  +
:''See the townsfolk try to run,''
  +
:''I can tell this won't be fun!''
   
  +
:''The dragon will torch everything,''
==Life on the Prairie==
 
  +
:''everything in the valley,''
'''Life on the Prairie '''is a song that [[Sandy]] sings in an attempt to remove [[SpongeBob|SpongeBob's]] earworm in the episode, "[[Earworm]]''"''. Sandy states that this song is even more "irresistible" while wearing a cowboy hat.
 
  +
:''Hospitals, schools, retirement homes,
  +
:''and even Ye Olde Bowling Alley!''
  +
  +
===King is Bad===
  +
[[File:TheKingIsBad.mp4|right]]
  +
====Lyrics====
  +
:''Oh, hear me king, for I must sing,''
  +
:''how you are the greatest at everything,''
  +
:''like letting a dragon burn down our city,''
  +
:''a horrible sight that wasn't pretty,''
  +
:''<nowiki>'</nowiki>twas all your fault and 'tis a pity!''
  +
  +
:''You were bad, you are to blame,''
  +
:''now hang your kingly head in shame!''
  +
:''la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!''
  +
:''The king is bad, the king's to blame,''
  +
:''he hangs his kingly head in shame!''
  +
:''la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!''
  +
  +
===Oh Dark Knight===
  +
[[File:OhDarkKnight.mp4|right]]
  +
====Lyrics====
  +
:''Oh Dark Knight spare us please,''
  +
:''don't cut off our heads or boil our knees,''
  +
:''Pray, take these two, and let me go free,''
  +
:''and I will give to thee some... cheese!''
  +
  +
===Hark the Princess===
  +
This song is about how Princess Pearl is close to death, and Squidly is not very hopeful that she will survive from [[Planktonamor]]'s wrath. The melody vaguely resembles "Rule, Britannia."
  +
[[File:HarkThePrincess.mp4|right]]
  +
====Lyrics====
  +
:''Hark, the princess, she screams from the tower,''
  +
:''From the sound of her shrieks, this is her final hour.''
  +
  +
===Handsome Dragon===
  +
[[File:OnceWasADragon.mp4|right]]
  +
====Lyrics====
  +
:''There once was a dragon so handsome and smart,''
  +
:''He let me go free, for he had a big heart!''
  +
  +
===Ring the Bell===
  +
[[File:RingTheBells.mp4|right]]
  +
====Lyrics====
  +
:''Hark, ring the bell, 'tis all ended well,''
  +
:''The dragon is vanquished, the princess returned,''
  +
:''And only a few of us got badly burned!''
  +
  +
==Squidward Had a Krabby Patty==
  +
[[File:SquidwardHadA.mp4|right]]
  +
"'''Squidward Had a [[Krabby Patty]]'''" is a song sung by {{Link|SpongeBob}} and {{Link|Patrick}} in the episode "[[The Two Faces of Squidward]]." It is a parody of the nursery rhyme "Mary Had a Little Lamb."
   
 
===Lyrics===
 
===Lyrics===
  +
:''Squidward had a Krabby Patty,''
:''Ohhh...''
 
  +
:''Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty,''
  +
:''Squidward had a Krabby Patty,''
  +
:''whose buns were white as snow.''
   
  +
==Squidward Is My Best Friend==
:''Life on the prarie is lonesome indeed,''' '''''
 
  +
[[File:Spongebob Singing "Squidward is my Best Friend"|thumb]]
  +
"'''Squidward Is My Best Friend'''" is a song sung by {{Link|SpongeBob}} in the episode "[[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]]" while he is playing the bass ''very'' badly and is singing. In the second verse, he pulls back the bow on the string like a bow and arrow and lets go, having it go through one of {{Link|Squidward}}'s paintings. However {{Link|Patrick}} interrupts him.
   
  +
===Lyrics===
:''Not a friend in sight amongst the rustle and weed,''' '''''
 
  +
:''Squidward, is my best friend, in the world,''
  +
:''Squidward, is my best friend in the sea,''
  +
:''Squidward,-''
  +
{{Lyr|Patrick|-likes Patrick more than SpongeBob!}}
  +
:''And Patrick is a dirty stinky rotten friend stealer!''
   
  +
==Squidward's dream song==
:''So when I get lonesome, I don't have a conniption,''' '''''
 
  +
"'''Squidward's dream song'''" is a song played by {{Link|Squidward}} in "[[Sleepy Time]]." It is sung by {{Link|SpongeBob}}.
  +
[[File:DreamSong.mp4|right]]
  +
===Lyrics===
  +
{{Lyr|SpongeBob|La la! La la la la la la la la!}}
   
  +
==Squidward's Lullaby==
:''I just fire up my friend generator contraption!!!''
 
  +
"'''Squidward's Lullaby'''" is a song sung by Squidward in the episode "[[Snooze You Lose]]." It was written by [[Kaz]].
   
  +
===Lyrics===
==Eat at The Krusty Krab==
 
  +
:''Sleep, little Squidward.''
'''Eat at the Krusty Krab''' is a song sung by [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] while was interrupting Squidward's show, "[[Squidward Chat]]"''. ''This song was featured in the episode, "[[Tentacle-Vision]]".
 
  +
:''Catch some winks''
  +
:''Everything and everybody clearly stinks.''
   
  +
==Steppin' on the Beach==
  +
"'''Steppin' on the Beach'''" is a song performed by SpongeBob in the episode "[[Walking Small]]." This song has become popular on the Internet.
  +
[[File:SteppinOnTheBeach.mp4|right]]
 
===Lyrics===
 
===Lyrics===
  +
:''Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo!''
:''Krusty Krab, Krusty Krab, eat at the Krusty Krab! We don't just want you,''
 
  +
:''Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo!''
:''We want your money too! Krusty Krab, Krusty Krab''
 
  +
:''Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo!''
:''Krusty Krab, Krusty Krab we want your money too!''
 
  +
:''Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo!''
   
==Laundry Song==
+
==Sun Fun Island==
  +
[[File:SpongeBob SquarePants - Sun Fun Island song|thumb|right|260px]]
'''Laundry Song''' is the song in [[New Digs]] when [[SpongeBob SquarePants (character)|SpongeBob]] does laundry. Its instrumental version is the title card song.
 
  +
"'''Sun Fun Island'''" is a song that several children sing while boarding and riding the [[Sun-N-Fun boat]] from [[Bikini Bottom]] to [[Sun-N-Fun Island]] in the episode "[[The Inmates of Summer]]." It was written by [[Aaron Springer]], composed by [[Eban Schletter]], and performed by Eban Schletter and {{W|Cavedogs|Todd Spahr}}.<ref>[[The Inmates of Summer and To Save a Squirrel (credits)]]</ref>
   
 
===Lyrics===
 
===Lyrics===
  +
{{Lyr|Sun Fun Island, get some fun<br>Sun Fun Island, here we come<br>Sun Fun Island, to get some fun<br>Oh, Sun Fun Island, we can't wait}}
Laundry song, la la la, sing about your laundry all day long! La-la-la-la-laundry song!
 
   
  +
==Surreptitiously Mine==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unwr-zJ8WUo
 
  +
"'''Surreptitiously Mine'''" is a short song performed by SpongeBob in the episode "[[To Love a Patty]]." The lyrics were written by [[Casey Alexander]], one of the storyboard directors and writers for the episode.
   
  +
===Lyrics===
==Have You Seen My Genius==
 
  +
:''Someday I'm gonna make you my sweetie''
'''Have You Seen My Genius''' is song sung by [[Plankton]] in the episode [[Chum Bucket Supreme]].
 
  +
:''Not overtly, but surreptitiously''
  +
:''Drum solo! Doo! Doo-doo-doo-doo!''
   
  +
==The ChefBob Song==
''Oh yeah, who's the genius?''
 
  +
[[File:SpongeBob SquarePants - The ChefBob Song|thumb|right|260px]]
  +
[[File:SpongeBob SquarePants - The ChefBob Song (Instrumental version)|thumb|right|260px]]
  +
"'''The ChefBob Song'''" is a song sung by [[ChefBob (character)|ChefBob]] in the episode "[[ChefBob]]."
   
  +
===Lyrics===
''Have you seen this'', ''seen this, seen this''
 
  +
:''Welcome, welcome to my job!''
  +
:''In the kitchen of ChefBob!''
  +
:''I cook and dance!''
  +
:''I wear square pants!''
  +
:''Cooking for this hungry mob!''
  +
:''Your order, please!''
  +
{{Clear}}
   
  +
==The Starry Awards Song==
''Seen my genius, genius, genius!''
 
  +
"'''The Starry Awards Song'''" is a short song sang by [[Patrick Star]] that is heard in {{TPSS}} episode "[[The Starry Awards]]."
  +
[[File:The Patrick Star Show - The Starry Awards Song|thumb|260px]]
  +
===Lyrics===
  +
:''Nighttime, it's when the stars come out! It's showtime time!''
  +
:''We got stars in the sky!''
  +
:''We got stars on the ground!''
  +
:''Hey, wait a minute. That's not a star. That's GrandPat's glass eye.''
  +
:''But everything else is a star! At the Starry Awards! And you're a star at the Starry Awards!''
  +
{{Clear}}
   
==Going on Vacation==
+
==The Toy Store Song==
  +
"'''The Toy Store Song'''" is a short song heard in the episode "[[Toy Store of Doom]]." SpongeBob sings the entire song, which goes on for several hours; due to the use of a time card, only the very end of the song is heard.
'''Going on Vaction''' is a song sung by [[SpongeBob]] in the episode [[Mr. Krabs Takes a Vacation]].
 
  +
[[File:ToysGloriousToys.mp4|right]]
  +
===Lyrics===
  +
:''Toys, glorious toys!''
  +
:''Laaaa-laa-laaa!''
  +
:''Toys!''
  +
:''Yeah!''
  +
  +
==This is the Way we Paint the Fence==
  +
"'''This is the Way we Paint the Fence'''" is a song from ''[[The Patrick Star Show]]'' episode "[[Bummer Jobs]]" when SpongeBob and Patrick paint [[Incidental 82]]'s fence.
   
 
===Lyrics===
 
===Lyrics===
: ''Going on vacation with Mr. Krabs!''
+
:''This is the way we paint the fence,''
  +
:''Paint the fence,''
  +
:''Paint the fence.''
  +
:''This is the way we paint the fence all the night awayyy.''
   
: ''Going on vacation with his daughter Pearl!''
 
   
  +
==Three Cheers for SpongeBob==
: ''Going on vacation with the whole Krabs Clan!''
 
  +
"'''Three Cheers for SpongeBob'''" is a song heard in the episode, "[[I Had an Accident]]." It is sung by {{Link|Patrick}} and {{Link|Sandy}} in an attempt to get SpongeBob off his house.
   
  +
===Lyrics===
: ''La la la la la la la!''
 
  +
''Three cheers on your birthday, SpongeBob!''
   
: ''I'm a vacation man!''
+
''Three cheers for you!''
   
==Brushin' Everywhere==
+
==Walking to Work==
"'''Brushin' Everywhere'''" is a very short song sung by Patrick while brushing his teeth in the episode Dumped.
+
"'''Walking to Work'''" is a song sung by {{Link|SpongeBob}} when he was walking to the Krusty Krab, as the title suggests. It was sung in "[[The Clam Whisperer]]."
   
 
===Lyrics===
 
===Lyrics===
  +
:''Walking to work ain't too shabby!''
Brush brush brush, brush brush brush, brushin' everywhere
 
  +
:''<nowiki>'</nowiki>Cause I'll be whipping up a Krabby Patty!''
   
  +
==We Are Der Little Kiddievinks==
===Song===
 
  +
[[File:We Are The Little Kiddiewinks (SpongeBob SquarePants)|thumb]]
[[File:Brushin' Everywhere.ogg]]
 
  +
"'''We Are Der Little Kiddiewinks'''" is a song heard in the episode, "[[Sold!]]" It is sung by {{Link|Squidward}} pretending to be the Fishtrap children.
  +
  +
===Lyrics===
  +
:''We are der little kiddievinks,''
  +
:''Der kiddievinks, der kiddievinks.''
  +
:''Ve are der little kiddievinks,''
  +
:''Ve love to sing all day!''
  +
  +
==Welcome Home, Sandy==
  +
"'''Welcome Home, Sandy'''" is a song sung by SpongeBob and Patrick in the episode "[[A Flea in Her Dome]]." SpongeBob and Patrick try to sing this song about Sandy coming back. However, the [[Incidental 41|bus driver]] stops SpongeBob before he can finish this song.
  +
  +
===Lyrics===
  +
:''Welcome home, Sandy,''
  +
:''You know that we missed you!-''
  +
  +
==Welcome to our Club==
  +
"'''Welcome to our Club'''" is a song sung in "[[Club SpongeBob]]." SpongeBob and Patrick sing it to Squidward, welcoming him to their club; however, Squidward interrupts them before they can finish singing the song.
  +
  +
===Lyrics===
  +
:''Welcome to our club!''
  +
:''Welcome to our club!''
  +
:''Welcome Squidward!''
  +
:''Welcome Squidward!''
  +
:''Welcome Squidward!''
  +
:''Welcome Squidward!''
  +
:''Welcome Squid...!''
  +
  +
==We're on a Baby Hunt==
  +
"'''We're on a Baby Hunt'''" is a song sung by Patrick in ''[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]''.
  +
  +
===Lyrics===
  +
:''Welcome on a baby hunt!''
  +
:''And don't think we don't know how to weed them out!''
  +
  +
==When You Dream Upon a Wish==
  +
"'''When You Dream Upon a Wish'''" is a song sung by {{Link|SpongeBob}} when he sings to the woman in "[[Model Sponge]]." It resembles "When You Wish Upon a Star," a song from the 1940 Walt Disney movie ''Pinocchio''.
  +
  +
===Lyrics===
  +
:''When you dream upon a wish,''
  +
:''you'll be heartened to know,''
  +
:''that hope fills your dish,''
  +
:''to the brim!''
  +
  +
==Where Are You Ending?==
  +
[[File:The Patrick Star Show - Where Are You, Ending?|thumb|250px]]
  +
"'''Where Are You Ending'''" is a song sung in the episode "[[Mid-Season Finale]]."
  +
  +
===Lyrics===
  +
:''Where are you ending? Where are you ending?''
  +
:''We're all looking for you! Where did you go?''
  +
:''Our finale's pending without an ending.''
  +
:''If we can't find it, we can't end the show! Yeah!''
  +
  +
==Working at the Krusty Krab==
  +
"'''Working at the Krusty Krab'''" is an unfinished song sung by {{Link|Patrick}} while walking to his house in "[[Bummer Vacation]]."
  +
  +
===Lyrics===
  +
:''Working at the Krusty Krab!''
  +
:''Making Krabby Patties all day.''
  +
:''Flipping Krusty Krab working patties krab...''
  +
:''Uhh, that's a hard song to remember.''
  +
  +
==You Can Spongebob{{Sic}} If You Want To==
  +
[[File:COMMERCIALS|thumb|1:33-2:03]]
  +
[[File:Commercial Singing|thumb|0:04-0:12]]
  +
"'''You Can Spongebob'''{{Sic}}''' If You Want To'''" is a "{{W|The Safety Dance}}"-based song that [[:Category:Live-action characters|live]]-[[List of live-action scenes|action]] [[List of species#Human|human]] kids, {{Link|Patrick}}, [[List of guest stars#Frank Simms|Frank Simms]],<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ0RQ7Yz6Ks</ref><ref>https://www.facebook.com/FrankSimmsOfficial/posts/465978926911037</ref> and {{Link|SpongeBob}} perform in the {{Time|2002}} [[List of shorts#Commercial shorts|commercial short]] "[https://vimeo.com/234250720#t=93s Are You Square Enough?]," which won its composer {{W|Roy Harter}}<ref>https://kidscreen.com/2002/10/01/spotrunnersup-20021001/</ref> a {{Time|2003}} {{W|Promax Awards|Promax Award}} Silver.<ref>http://www.royharter.com/clients-and-awards</ref>
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===Lyrics===
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==References==
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If you were looking for the article about the list of longer songs, then see List of songs.

This is a list of short songs that appear in SpongeBob SquarePants.

4-Ply

SpongeBob_SquarePants_-_4_Ply

SpongeBob SquarePants - 4 Ply

"4-Ply" is a song by Boys Who Cry that was covered by Squidward and featured in the episode "Whale of a Birthday." It was written by Vincent Waller and Andy Paley.

Lyrics

When my tear ducts give issue
I can't use just any tissue
I need 4-Ply, 4-Ply, 4-Ply
When I cry, huh!

A Mining We Will Go

"A Mining We Will Go" is a short song sung by SpongeBob and Patrick in "Mustard O' Mine." The music was composed by Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton, and Jeremy Wakefield.

Lyrics

Oh, a-mining we will go!
The mustard, it will flow!
With pick and axe, without the facts!
There's nothing that we know!
Ta-da!

Aka Waka Maka Mia

"Aka Waka Maka Mia" is a song written by Tim Hill, and sung by SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star. The song is sung in The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run during the show at King Poseidon's Palace, when they are mistaken for artists, and in a flashback of the Camp Coral talent show.

Lyrics

Hey! Aka Waka Maka Mia Was a pufferfish
Being bigger than a puffer was his only wish
And so he huffed, he puffed, he billowed and he blew-

Barg'N-Mart jingle

The "Barg'N-Mart jingle" is a jingle SpongeBob makes up in the episode "Help Wanted," when he goes to the Barg'N-Mart to pick up a hydro-dynamic spatula.

Lyrics

Barg'N-Mart
Meeting all your spatula needs!

Lyrics (reprise)

Spatula, spatula
Port and starboard attachments!

Bikini Bottom National Anthem

"Bikini Bottom National Anthem" is the anthem that the Bikini Bottomites use as a pledge. The anthem was first heard in the episode "Imitation Krabs" as part of SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs' secret handshake, and again in "Little Yellow Book" when Squidward puts it on the radio after learning SpongeBob dances in his underwear when he hears that theme. It was also recited in The SpongeBob Musical: Live on Stage!

Lyrics

Oh, Bikini Bottom,
We pledge our hearts to you.
As faithful, as deep, as true, as blue!
Bikini Bottom, we love you!

Bing Bang

LazyTown_in_Nickelodeon_DVD_Bingo

LazyTown in Nickelodeon DVD Bingo

0:18-0:20

"Bing Bang" is a LazyTown song that SpongeBob sings one line from in Nick DVD Bingo.

Lyrics

SpongeBob: Bing bang diggiriggidong

Brain Freeze

Brain_Freeze_-_The_Music_of_Spongebob_SquarePants_-_Ego_Plum

Brain Freeze - The Music of Spongebob SquarePants - Ego Plum

"Brain Freeze" is a song sung by Patrick in "Goofy Scoopers." It is a heavy metal song sung very quickly about having a case of brain freeze.

Lyrics

Ice cream so tasty, freezing in my mouth
Icy pain inside my brain, won't you help me out!?
I have a brain freeze, I have a brain freeze, I have a brain freeze, help me with my brain freeze!

Brush, Brush, Brush My Teeth

"Brush, Brush, Brush My Teeth" is a song sung by SpongeBob in "Krabby Road." It is sung to the tune of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat." Plankton tuned somewhere else before SpongeBob could finish the song.

Lyrics

Brush, brush, brush my teeth,
Gently keep them clean-

Brushing Everywhere

"Brushing Everywhere" is a very short song sung by Patrick while brushing his teeth in the episode "Dumped."

Lyrics

Brush brush brush,
Brush brush brush,
Brushing everywhere

Campfire, Ooh La La

"Campfire, Ooh La La" is a campfire song that SpongeBob and the other campers sing in the Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years episode "Sun's Out, Fun's Out," while stuck in Camp Master Krabs' cabin. While Patrick's mouth is seen moving, his voice is not heard in the song. He is interrupted by Squidward before he can finish the song.

Lyrics

SpongeBob: Oh...
What's bright and hot and not so wet?
Other campers: Campfire, ooh la la!
SpongeBob: Burns your clothes and makes you sweat!
Other campers: Campfire, ooh la la!
SpongeBob: Hot, hot, hot, it makes you hot...
And sweaty and hotter, hot, hot, hot...

Chum Day

"Chum Day" is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "Plankton's Old Chum." It is a parody of the Christmas song "Deck the Halls."

Lyrics

Deck the sea with lumps of new chum
Chum-a, chum-a, chum, ch-chum, chum, chum
'Tis the season to be chum dumb
Chum-a, chum-a, chum, ch-chum, chum, chum
Don we now our chum apparel
Chum-a chum, chum-a chum, chum, chum, chum
As we sing this stinky carol
Chum-a, chum-a, chum, ch-chum, chum, chum

Cookie, Wookie, Teddy Bear

"Cookie, Wookie, Teddy Bear" is a song sung by Eban Schletter in "Sing a Song of Patrick." Before the band members are forced to sing Patrick's song, they are heard performing the ending line of the song. The song was written by Tom King.

Lyrics

And that's why you're my cookie, wookie, teddy bear!

Eat at The Krusty Krab

"Eat at the Krusty Krab" is a song sung by Mr. Krabs in the episode "Tentacle-Vision."

Lyrics

Krusty Krab, Krusty Krab
Eat at the Krusty Krab!
We don't just want you,
We want your money too!
Krusty Krab, Krusty Krab
Krusty Krab, Krusty Krab
We want your money too!

"El Diablo" Song

"El Diablo" is a song sung in the movie The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run. It is heard during Sage's narration about El Diablo, and during the chase by El Diablo's whirlwind form.

Lyrics

El Diablo
El Diablo
El Diablo
El Diablo
Very bad man

Elder Song

"Elder Song" is a song sung by Old Man Jenkins in the episode "Senior Discount."

Lyrics

Oh, elders are your better 'cause we're older!
So all you whippersnappers get in line!
Y'all better be respectful to your elders, or we'll whip you with a soup spoon every time!

Fancy Livin'

Fancy_Living_Here_We_Come_(SpongeBob_Clip)

Fancy Living Here We Come (SpongeBob Clip)

"Fancy Livin'" is a song sung by SpongeBob and Patrick when they walk away from the con man's first house with their candy bar bags. It is heard in "Chocolate with Nuts."

Lyrics

Fancy livin', here we come!
La la la la, la!

For He's a Jolly Good Rookie

Spongebob_Squarepants_-_For_he's_a_Jolly_Good_Rookie

Spongebob Squarepants - For he's a Jolly Good Rookie

"For He's a Jolly Good Rookie" is a song sung by the Bikini Bottomites in "F.U.N." while making SpongeBob the new Bikini Bottom Honorary Town Rookie. The song is a parody of "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow." Near the end of the song, the citizens abruptly stop singing and leave in boredom.

Lyrics

For he's a jolly good rookie,
For he's a jolly good rookie,
For he's a jolly good rookie...
Which no- whatever.

Gal Pal Song

"Gal Pal Song" is a song sung by Karen, Sandy, Mrs. Puff, and Pearl in the episode "A Cabin in the Kelp."

Lyrics

We're Gal Pals.
And, yes, we shall.
Conquer the world one day!
We're no sea bunnies.
We're smart and funny.
And we demand equal pay!
We'll shout "Gal Pals."
Right into your ear canal.
And bang it on a drum!
We're sweet and nice.
But take our advice.
Cross us and you'll be chum!

Gary's Feeding Time

"Gary's Feeding Time" is a song sung by SpongeBob in "Krabby Road." It goes to the tune of "Oh My Darling Clementine."

Lyrics

Time to feed 'im, time to feed 'im
Now it's Gary's feeding time!
Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow-

Gary's Way

"Gary's Way" is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "Missing Identity" as he's giving Gary breakfast.

Lyrics

The most important meal of the day,
Servin' it up,
Gary's way.
Pop!

Get Up, Be Active

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Patrick Star’s “Get Up Be Active”

"Get Up, Be Active" is a song or "lullaby" sung by Patrick in the episode "InSPONGEiac" as he tries to wake up SpongeBob.

Lyrics

Get up, be active!
Get up, be active!
Get up, be active!
Get up, be active!
Get up, be active!
Get up, be active!
Get up, don't lie down!
Get up, don't lie down!
Get up, don't lie down!
Get up, don't lie down!
Get up, don't lie down!
Get up, be active!
Get up, be active!
Get up, be active!
Get up, be active!
Get up, don't lie down!
Get up, don't lie down!
Get up, don't lie down!
Get up, don't lie down!
Get up, don't lie down!
Get up, don't lie down!
Get up, don't lie down!
Get up, don't lie down!

Going on Down to Boating School

"Going on Down to Boating School" is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "The Hot Shot." He sings it as he runs down to Mrs. Puff's Boating School, and is cut short by his classmates, who are cheering for Tony Fast Jr.

Lyrics

Goin' on down to Boating School
Boating School, Boating School
Goin' on down to Boating School
La dee da da, Mrs. Puff-

Going on Vacation

"Going on Vacation" is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "Mr. Krabs Takes a Vacation."

Lyrics

Going on vacation with Mr. Krabs!
Going on vacation with his daughter Pearl!
Going on vacation with the whole Krabs Clan!
La la la la la la la!
I'm a vacation man!

Going to the Moon

"Going to the Moon" is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "Sandy's Rocket."

Lyrics

Going to the moon!
Moon ride!
Moon ride!
Moon ride!

Going to Work/Crossing the Street

"Going to Work/Crossing the Street" is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "Super Evil Aquatic Villain Team Up is Go!"

Lyrics

Going to work, going to work, I'm going to work!
I'm going to work, I'm going to work, I'm going to work!
I'm going to work. I'm going to work, going to work, go-going to work.
I'm crossing the street! Crossing the street! I'm crossing the street!

Happy Birthday Squidward

"Happy Birthday Squidward" is sung by SpongeBob and Patrick to Squidward on his "birthday" in the beginning of the episode "Opposite Day."

Lyrics

Happy, happy birthday, happy birthday cake!
Happy, happy birthday, pin the tail on the seahorse!
Happy, happy birthday, happy birthday, Squidward!

Have You Seen My Genius?

"Have You Seen My Genius?" is a song sung by Plankton in the episode "Chum Bucket Supreme."

Lyrics

Have you seen this, seen this, seen this?
Seen my genius, genius, genius!

High Seas Chant

"High Seas Chant" is a song sung by Mr. Krabs to drive out SpongeBob's earworm in "Earworm." It's set to the tune of the traditional folk song "The Irish Washerwoman."

Lyrics

It be drafty and wet on the mighty high seas,
The ideal abode for rampant disease
So, Mateys, Oh, Mateys,
Don't ever weep,
If I so much as peep, cast me into the deep!

I Don't Care

"I Don't Care" is a song sung by Squidward in "CopyBob DittoPants" when he thought he was dreaming.

Lyrics

I don't care,
I don't care,
None of this is real!

I Hate Patrick

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The Patrick Star Show- Episode 14b - FitzPatrick - "I Hate Patrick" (By Ego Plum and Andrew Goodman)

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The Patrick Star Show- FitzPatrick - "I Hate Patrick" Song (But Without FitzPatrick's Lyrics)

"I Hate Patrick" is a song sung by FitzPatrick and the Goofy Scoopers in the eponymous episode to ruin Patrick's reputation. The instrumental would later be used in "Dr. Smart Science" as the music one of the plant were listening to. It could also be considered a heavy metal-style parody of the SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song.

Lyrics

FitzPatrick: Hey there, kids, who ruined your day?
Goofy Scoopers: Patrick Star! Patrick Star!
FitzPatrick: Messed up your music and took your ice cream away!
Goofy Scoopers: Patrick Star! Patrick Star!
FitzPatrick: Remember my name when you scream and cry!
Goofy Scoopers: Patrick Star! Patrick Star!
FitzPatrick: I hope you hate me till the day I die!
Goofy Scoopers: Patrick Star! Patrick Star!
FitzPatrick and Goofy Scoopers: Hey, ice cream boy, I see you eating ice cream! My name is Patrick Star!


I Hate SpongeBob

"I Hate SpongeBob" is a song sung by Squidward while he was watering his garden in "Mermaid Pants."

Lyrics

I hate SpongeBob and I hate Patrick...
Loathing SpongeBob. Scorning Patrick. La, la, la, la, la, la...

I'm Gonna Know the Formula

"I'm Gonna Know the Formula" is a song sung by Plankton in "CopyBob DittoPants."

Lyrics

I'm gonna know the formula!
I'm gonna know the formula...

I'm Squidward

"I'm Squidward" is a song sung by Patrick Star and then by him and SpongeBob in the episode "Opposite Day." It is often repeated in that episode.

Lyrics

I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward!
Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!

I've Got an Abrasive Side!

"I've Got an Abrasive Side" is sung by SpongeBob in "The Abrasive Side" when he receives an abrasive side. It is sung to the tune of "Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush." This song was arranged by Nicolas Carr.

Lyrics

I've got an abrasive side, abrasive side, abrasive side,
I've got an abrasive side, and now I can say no!
Abrasive side, abrasive side, abrasive side, abrasive side
And now I can say NO!

If I Was A God

"If I Was A God" is a song sung by SpongeBob in the short "SpongeGod."

Lyrics

I would give free Krabby Patties, to the whole darn town.
And if I saw a frown, "Aha!" I'd turn it upside down!
And as for toxic waste, I don't care for the taste.
So listen to my scheme. I'd change it into ice creeeam!

Ignoring

"Ignoring" is a song sung by Squidward in the episode "Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful."

Lyrics

Ignoring, ignoring! La da dum. Da da dee. Da da doo.

Indoors

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Indoors Song (HQ)

"Indoors" is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "I Had an Accident."

Lyrics

I know of a place,
Where you never get harmed.
A magical place,
With magical charms.
Indoors, indoors, indooooors!
Take it away, Penny!
Penny: [silence]

Jingle Bells, Mermaid Man Smells

"Jingle Bells, Mermaid Man Smells" is sung by SpongeBob, Mermaid Man, and later Barnacle Boy in "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II." The song is a parody of a Batman and Robin-themed version of "Jingle Bells" (Batman Smells, Robin Laid an Egg), of whom Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are respective parodies.

Lyrics

Oh, Jingle bells, Mermaid Man smells,
Barnacle Boy laid an egg,
The Invisible Boatmobile lost a wheel
And Barnacle Boy laid an egg. Hey-hey!
Oh, Jingle bells, Mermaid Man smells,
Barnacle Boy laid an egg,
The Dirty Bubble popped and Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy and SpongeBob got away!
Hooray!


Krabby O'Mondays Birthday Song

The "Krabby O'Mondays Birthday Song" is unenthusiastically sung by Squidward at Krabby O'Monday's in the episode "Selling Out."

Lyrics

Happy Happy Birthday [sighs]
Happy Happy Bir-

Kraft SpongeBob SquarePants Macaroni and Cheese

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SpongeBob SquarePants Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Commercials

A commercial short song about Cheesasaurus Rex, similar to some other Kraft Macaroni & Cheese commercials.

Lyrics

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"I can turn into a skyscraper!"
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Krusty Krab Jingle

The "Krusty Krab Jingle" is a jingle that appears in the Krusty Krab commercial in the episode "As Seen on TV." sung by Mr. Krabs, Squidward and Pearl.

Lyrics

The Krusty Krab
Come spend your money here!

Kung Fu Rock

"Kung Fu Rock" is a song that SpongeBob listens to while cleaning the Krusty Krab in the episode "Sharks vs. Pods."

Lyrics

Yeah, Kung Fu Rock, Kung Fu Rock.
Kick off your socks and get a clomp in the chops.
Swing one, swing two, smack down,
Pop!
That's how you do the Kung Fu Rock! A-yo!

Laundry Song

The "Laundry Song" is a song sung in "New Digs" when SpongeBob does his laundry. Its instrumental version is "New Digs Title Music."

Lyrics

Laundry song, la la la
Sing about your laundry all day long!
La-la-la-la-laundry song!

Legend

Legend is a song written by Eban Schletter and Sean Charmatz. It plays throughout the short The Legend of SpongeBob SquarePants.

Lyrics

SpongeBob!
Took the spatula from the stone
As just a lad
What a special gift he had [people cheering and whistling]
Wielding gallantly while fighting evil [throws spatula at dragon which makes the dragon cry]
With a cool hairdo
And nice abs, too
He had a vision one night of a krabby patty
And took a bite
Feeling it's delight
SpongeBob! SpongeBob!
Realized his destiny
And knew that he
Must cook with thee
A secret recipe
Was used to prepare
One million Krabby Patties he wanted to share
With every single fish in the entire sea
SpongeBob! SpongeBob!
Quite a legend was he!

Listen to the Mustard Flow

"Listen to the Mustard Flow" is a song sung by SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward in the episode "Mustard O' Mine." The Minecraft x SpongeBob DLC soundtrack's general music_mustard.ogg is its instrumental version. It's set to the tune of "Listen to the Mockingbird."

Lyrics

SpongeBob: I struck mustard!
Squidward: Mustard?
Patrick: Mustard?
SpongeBob, Squidward, and Patrick: Look at all the mustard flow!
Look at all the mustard flow!
That golden yellow fatty acid treat!

Mauna Loa How I Love Ya

"Mauna Loa How I Love Ya" is a song sung by SpongeBob in "The Wreck of the Mauna Loa."

Lyrics

Mauna Loa, how I love ya
Oh, my secret lovin' hideaway
My Mauna Loa ba-a-by.

Meatball, Meatball

"Meatball, Meatball" is a chant used in the episode "Imitation Krabs," as part of SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs' secret handshake. The chant is recited while Robot Krabs is shot out of a cannon and lands on a chair to "eat" a plate of spaghetti.

Lyrics

SpongeBob and Robot Krabs: Meatball, meatball
Spaghetti underneath.
Ravioli, ravioli
Great Barrier Reef!

Mermaid Man Our Hero

"Mermaid Man Our Hero" is a song sung by SpongeBob and Patrick in "Mermaid Pants." It is written by Kaz and played alongside "The Lineman."

Lyrics

Patrick: Mermaid Man, our hero! Barnacle Boy, you too!
SpongeBob: Mermaid Man, crime fighter! Barnacle Boy, makes two!
Patrick: Evil found its match today! Underwater justice and fair play!
Both: Super plan! Garbage can! Mini van! Mermaid Man!

Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy TV Theme

"Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy TV Theme" is a song featured in the episode "The Bad Guy Club for Villains."

Lyrics

Faster than light!
They're there to stop crime!
It's Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!
If you're in a jam,
It's Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!

Night Song

The "Night Song" is a song sung by SpongeBob SquarePants in the episode "Graveyard Shift." It is set to the tune of the fanfare "Charge," which frequently plays at sporting events.

Lyrics

Night, night, night, night
Night, night, night, night
Night, night, night, night
Na-na-na-na-na-night!
Night!

Nitwitting Song

The "Nitwitting Song" is a song sung by Patrick and the Empty Head Society in the episode "The Nitwitting."

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SpongeBob SquarePants - Nitwitting Song

Lyrics

We're all unfit.
We must admit, we're dumb as a box of rocks.
But time permitting, we'll be nitwitting.
Has anyone seen my socks?


Off to Work

"Off to Work" is a song sung by SpongeBob in "The Endless Summer" short.

Lyrics

Off to work at the Krusty Krab,
frying up patties and
blabbity blab.

Oh, I Wonder

"Oh, I Wonder" is a song sung by Mr. Krabs in "What's Eating Patrick?"

Lyrics

Oh, I wonder how many Krabby Patties I can sell!

One More Year

"One More Year" is a song sung by SpongeBob SquarePants in "No Free Rides"

Lyrics

I'm gonna get my driver's license,
and it's only gonna take one more year,
one more year, one more super duper year.
One more super-spectacular, extra-magical, extra-fantastical year!

Pearl's Me Daughter

"Pearl's Me Daughter" is a song sung by Mr. Krabs in "Squeaky Boots" for Pearl on her birthday party.

Lyrics

Yar har, Pearl's me daughter,
And I'll spit in your eye! Yo-ho,
Pearl's a whale and it's her birthday,
yar, yar, yar... Ta-da!

Plankton's Holiday Hits

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"I can turn into a skyscraper!"
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Ravioli Song

The "Ravioli Song" is a very short song heard in "Imitation Krabs."

Lyrics

Ravioli, ravioli,
Give me the formuoli.

Sandy's Western Song

"Sandy's Western Song" is a song that Sandy sings in an attempt to remove SpongeBob's earworm in the episode "Earworm." Sandy states that this song is even more "irresistible" while wearing a cowboy hat.

Lyrics

Ohhh...
Life on the prairie is lonesome indeed,
Not a friend in sight amongst the rustlin' weeds,
So when I get lonesome, I don't have a conniption,
I just fire up my friend generator contraption!

Santa's Coming Tonight

"Santa's Coming Tonight" is a song sung in the episode "Christmas Who?" by a group of Bikini Bottomites gathered around a Christmas tree. It is sung to the tune of the chorus of "Jingle Bells."

Lyrics

Santa's coming tonight, tonight,
Santa's coming tonight!
Santa's coming tonight, tonight,
Santa's coming tonight!
Santa's coming tonight, tonight!
Santa's coming tonight!

Scurvy Ain't For the Likes of Me

"Scurvy Ain't For the Likes of Me" is a song from the episode "Party Pooper Pants." It is sung by Patchy the Pirate, to entertain the party guests.

Lyrics

Oh... scurvy ain't for the likes of me,
Yo ho yo ho,
Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho... Oh!
Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho,
yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho...
Oh...!
Scurvy ain't for the likes of me.

Secret Hideout

"Secret Hideout" is a short song heard in the episode "The Wreck of the Mauna Loa." The song was sung by Patrick Star.

Lyrics

Secret hideout, secret hideout, secret hideout, secret hideout, secret hideout, secret hide!-

Sewer, Sewer, Cha Cha Cha

"Sewer, Sewer, Cha Cha Cha" is a short song heard in the episode "The Sewers of Bikini Bottom." The song was sung by SpongeBob SquarePants.

Lyrics

Sewer, sewer! Cha-cha-cha! Sewer, sewer! Cha-cha-cha! Sewer, sewer! Cha-cha-cha!

Shopping Spree, That's For Me

"Shopping Spree, That's For Me" is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "Shopping List" after he is given a shopping list.

Lyrics

Shopping spree! That's for me! A list of goodies from the sea!
Shopping spree! That's for me! A list of goodies from the sea!
Shopping spree! That's for me! A list of goodies from the sea!

Slabby Patty Song

The "Slabby Patty Song" is a short song heard in "SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout." The song was sung by JimBob.

Lyrics

Slabby Patty and it's cooked just right,
Slabby Patty, day and night,
what a nifty tasty sight!
Slabby Patty and it's cooked just right...!

Smiling Rainbows

"Smiling Rainbows" is a song sung by Squidward in the episode "Sold!" It was written by Andrew Goodman with music composed by Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton, and Jeremy Wakefield. The Minecraft x SpongeBob DLC soundtrack's general music_smiling_rainbows.ogg is its instrumental version.

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SpongeBob Original Composition - Smilin' Rainbows

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SpongeBob SquarePants - Smiling Rainbows (Instrumental version)

Lyrics

Smilin' rainbows, smilin' sun,
smilin' rocks, and vegetation!
Look ma, I'm dancing, and hear my song!
The world is lovely when nothing is wrong!
Everything's smiling, yes even me!
Is this what they call feeling happy?!


Solstice Caroling

"Solstice Caroling" is a song sung by SpongeBob SquarePants in the episode "Krabby Land" Where he ask Squidward to do some solstice caroling.

Lyrics

Walking on the grass
It’s so fine.
'Don’t need shoes in the Summertime.


Squidly's Songs

Squidly Tentacles sings several songs in "Dunces and Dragons":

King's Favorite Fool

Lyrics

I was the King's favorite fool
I made merry, mirth and laughter!
Then I told one bad joke, and the King had a stroke,
Now I hang from ye olde rafter.

Dragon is Here

Lyrics

The evil wizard's dragon is here,
see the townsfolk scream with fear,
See the townsfolk try to run,
I can tell this won't be fun!
The dragon will torch everything,
everything in the valley,
Hospitals, schools, retirement homes,
and even Ye Olde Bowling Alley!

King is Bad

Lyrics

Oh, hear me king, for I must sing,
how you are the greatest at everything,
like letting a dragon burn down our city,
a horrible sight that wasn't pretty,
'twas all your fault and 'tis a pity!
You were bad, you are to blame,
now hang your kingly head in shame!
la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
The king is bad, the king's to blame,
he hangs his kingly head in shame!
la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

Oh Dark Knight

Lyrics

Oh Dark Knight spare us please,
don't cut off our heads or boil our knees,
Pray, take these two, and let me go free,
and I will give to thee some... cheese!

Hark the Princess

This song is about how Princess Pearl is close to death, and Squidly is not very hopeful that she will survive from Planktonamor's wrath. The melody vaguely resembles "Rule, Britannia."

Lyrics

Hark, the princess, she screams from the tower,
From the sound of her shrieks, this is her final hour.

Handsome Dragon

Lyrics

There once was a dragon so handsome and smart,
He let me go free, for he had a big heart!

Ring the Bell

Lyrics

Hark, ring the bell, 'tis all ended well,
The dragon is vanquished, the princess returned,
And only a few of us got badly burned!

Squidward Had a Krabby Patty

"Squidward Had a Krabby Patty" is a song sung by SpongeBob and Patrick in the episode "The Two Faces of Squidward." It is a parody of the nursery rhyme "Mary Had a Little Lamb."

Lyrics

Squidward had a Krabby Patty,
Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty,
Squidward had a Krabby Patty,
whose buns were white as snow.

Squidward Is My Best Friend

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Spongebob Singing "Squidward is my Best Friend"

"Squidward Is My Best Friend" is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "Naughty Nautical Neighbors" while he is playing the bass very badly and is singing. In the second verse, he pulls back the bow on the string like a bow and arrow and lets go, having it go through one of Squidward's paintings. However Patrick interrupts him.

Lyrics

Squidward, is my best friend, in the world,
Squidward, is my best friend in the sea,
Squidward,-
Patrick: -likes Patrick more than SpongeBob!
And Patrick is a dirty stinky rotten friend stealer!

Squidward's dream song

"Squidward's dream song" is a song played by Squidward in "Sleepy Time." It is sung by SpongeBob.

Lyrics

SpongeBob: La la! La la la la la la la la!

Squidward's Lullaby

"Squidward's Lullaby" is a song sung by Squidward in the episode "Snooze You Lose." It was written by Kaz.

Lyrics

Sleep, little Squidward.
Catch some winks
Everything and everybody clearly stinks.

Steppin' on the Beach

"Steppin' on the Beach" is a song performed by SpongeBob in the episode "Walking Small." This song has become popular on the Internet.

Lyrics

Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo!
Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo!
Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo!
Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo!

Sun Fun Island

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SpongeBob SquarePants - Sun Fun Island song

"Sun Fun Island" is a song that several children sing while boarding and riding the Sun-N-Fun boat from Bikini Bottom to Sun-N-Fun Island in the episode "The Inmates of Summer." It was written by Aaron Springer, composed by Eban Schletter, and performed by Eban Schletter and Todd Spahr.[1]

Lyrics

Sun Fun Island, get some fun
Sun Fun Island, here we come
Sun Fun Island, to get some fun
Oh, Sun Fun Island, we can't wait

Surreptitiously Mine

"Surreptitiously Mine" is a short song performed by SpongeBob in the episode "To Love a Patty." The lyrics were written by Casey Alexander, one of the storyboard directors and writers for the episode.

Lyrics

Someday I'm gonna make you my sweetie
Not overtly, but surreptitiously
Drum solo! Doo! Doo-doo-doo-doo!

The ChefBob Song

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SpongeBob SquarePants - The ChefBob Song

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SpongeBob SquarePants - The ChefBob Song (Instrumental version)

"The ChefBob Song" is a song sung by ChefBob in the episode "ChefBob."

Lyrics

Welcome, welcome to my job!
In the kitchen of ChefBob!
I cook and dance!
I wear square pants!
Cooking for this hungry mob!
Your order, please!


The Starry Awards Song

"The Starry Awards Song" is a short song sang by Patrick Star that is heard in The Patrick Star Show episode "The Starry Awards."

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The Patrick Star Show - The Starry Awards Song

Lyrics

Nighttime, it's when the stars come out! It's showtime time!
We got stars in the sky!
We got stars on the ground!
Hey, wait a minute. That's not a star. That's GrandPat's glass eye.
But everything else is a star! At the Starry Awards! And you're a star at the Starry Awards!


The Toy Store Song

"The Toy Store Song" is a short song heard in the episode "Toy Store of Doom." SpongeBob sings the entire song, which goes on for several hours; due to the use of a time card, only the very end of the song is heard.

Lyrics

Toys, glorious toys!
Laaaa-laa-laaa!
Toys!
Yeah!

This is the Way we Paint the Fence

"This is the Way we Paint the Fence" is a song from The Patrick Star Show episode "Bummer Jobs" when SpongeBob and Patrick paint Incidental 82's fence.

Lyrics

This is the way we paint the fence,
Paint the fence,
Paint the fence.
This is the way we paint the fence all the night awayyy.


Three Cheers for SpongeBob

"Three Cheers for SpongeBob" is a song heard in the episode, "I Had an Accident." It is sung by Patrick and Sandy in an attempt to get SpongeBob off his house.

Lyrics

Three cheers on your birthday, SpongeBob!

Three cheers for you!

Walking to Work

"Walking to Work" is a song sung by SpongeBob when he was walking to the Krusty Krab, as the title suggests. It was sung in "The Clam Whisperer."

Lyrics

Walking to work ain't too shabby!
'Cause I'll be whipping up a Krabby Patty!

We Are Der Little Kiddievinks

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We Are The Little Kiddiewinks (SpongeBob SquarePants)

"We Are Der Little Kiddiewinks" is a song heard in the episode, "Sold!" It is sung by Squidward pretending to be the Fishtrap children.

Lyrics

We are der little kiddievinks,
Der kiddievinks, der kiddievinks.
Ve are der little kiddievinks,
Ve love to sing all day!

Welcome Home, Sandy

"Welcome Home, Sandy" is a song sung by SpongeBob and Patrick in the episode "A Flea in Her Dome." SpongeBob and Patrick try to sing this song about Sandy coming back. However, the bus driver stops SpongeBob before he can finish this song.

Lyrics

Welcome home, Sandy,
You know that we missed you!-

Welcome to our Club

"Welcome to our Club" is a song sung in "Club SpongeBob." SpongeBob and Patrick sing it to Squidward, welcoming him to their club; however, Squidward interrupts them before they can finish singing the song.

Lyrics

Welcome to our club!
Welcome to our club!
Welcome Squidward!
Welcome Squidward!
Welcome Squidward!
Welcome Squidward!
Welcome Squid...!

We're on a Baby Hunt

"We're on a Baby Hunt" is a song sung by Patrick in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.

Lyrics

Welcome on a baby hunt!
And don't think we don't know how to weed them out!

When You Dream Upon a Wish

"When You Dream Upon a Wish" is a song sung by SpongeBob when he sings to the woman in "Model Sponge." It resembles "When You Wish Upon a Star," a song from the 1940 Walt Disney movie Pinocchio.

Lyrics

When you dream upon a wish,
you'll be heartened to know,
that hope fills your dish,
to the brim!

Where Are You Ending?

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The Patrick Star Show - Where Are You, Ending?

"Where Are You Ending" is a song sung in the episode "Mid-Season Finale."

Lyrics

Where are you ending? Where are you ending?
We're all looking for you! Where did you go?
Our finale's pending without an ending.
If we can't find it, we can't end the show! Yeah!

Working at the Krusty Krab

"Working at the Krusty Krab" is an unfinished song sung by Patrick while walking to his house in "Bummer Vacation."

Lyrics

Working at the Krusty Krab!
Making Krabby Patties all day.
Flipping Krusty Krab working patties krab...
Uhh, that's a hard song to remember.

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"You Can Spongebob[sic] If You Want To" is a "The Safety Dance"-based song that live-action human kids, Patrick, Frank Simms,[2][3] and SpongeBob perform in the 2002 commercial short "Are You Square Enough?," which won its composer Roy Harter[4] a 2003 Promax Award Silver.[5]

Lyrics

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"I can turn into a skyscraper!"
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Awards and nominations for SpongeBob SquarePants VE

Miscellaneous

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International Category

Recipients: Stephen Hillenburg and Alan Smart (2007)Paul Tibbitt, Casey Alexander and Zeus Cervas (2012)Marc Ceccarelli, Luke Brookshier and Vincent Waller (2014)


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Special Award

Episodes: "Fear of a Krabby Patty" (2005)

Special Award for a TV Series

Episodes: "It's a SpongeBob Christmas!" (2013)


Artios Awards

Outstanding Achievement in Casting – Animation TV Programming

Nominees: Sarah Noonan (2010)

Outstanding Achievement in Casting – Television Animation

Nominees: Sarah Noonan (2011; 2013)


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Top Television Series

Nominees: Steve Belfer, Nicolas Carr, Derek Drymon, Mark Harrison, Stephen Hillenburg, Pat Irwin, Stephen Marston, Blaise Smith, Barry Anthony Trop and Ron Wasserman (2011-2013)


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BMI Cable Award

Nominees: Michael Bolger, Sage Guyton, Eban Schletter and Jeremy Wakefield (2013)


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Best Youth DVD

DVDs: The Complete 2nd Season (2005)


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Outstanding Achivement - Attraction

Rides: SpongeBob SubPants Adventure (2016)