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Throughout the course of SpongeBob SquarePants, many characters have faced life-threatening injuries or experiences. Most of the time, they have been narrowly rescued or escaped from their fates. Other times, they have endured their fates and ended up in the hospital. Other near-death experiences which causes the characters to be put to death due to sickness, enemy attack, destruction etc.

This is a list which covers the characters' near-death experiences. Episodes must be listed in order of the dates they were aired.

SpongeBob SquarePants

SpongeBob's life has most notably been in jeopardy at his Boating School driving tests, where he gets himself and others (usually Mrs. Puff) injured from his reckless driving. He is nearly injured by Patrick, Squidward or everybody.

  • Reef Blower:  He and Squidward almost shrivel up due to lack of water.

    SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs incinerated from an explosion.

  • Tea at the Treedome: Almost gets swallowed by the clam, and almost dies due to a lack of water.
  • Pizza Delivery: He and Squidward were almost run over by a truck driver, and nearly starved to death from the lack of food.
  • Pressure: He, Squidward, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs are almost eaten by seagulls.
  • Fools in April: Nearly gets injured by Squidward's violent prank.
  • Gary Takes a Bath: Gets detonated by a time bomb, falls off the ceiling into the bathtub, falls off a tree into a mud puddle.
  • Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III: He and Patrick are electrocuted by Man Ray.
  • Squirrel Jokes: Same as Tea at the Treedome and got inflated in the Treedome. That night, he is in bandages.
  • Dying for Pie: He trips over a rock while holding the pie in Squidward's face, making a huge explosion.
  • Imitation Krabs: Mr. Krabs rushes out of his office door to chase the penny, crushing SpongeBob.
  • Prehibernation Week: He gets into several life-threatening accidents caused by Sandy's extreme sports.
  • Survival of the Idiots: He and Patrick are brutally beaten by Sandy, and are then buried alive and they nearly die of Hypothermia.
  • No Free Rides: Crashes the car in his driving test, faints and collapses onto his reward cake. Accidentally sprays pepper spray in his eyes, booted out of the car by Mrs. Puff, gets massacred by large clams, shredded by cheese graters, and tortured by educational TV, then he faints on Mrs. Puff's cake.
  • I'm Your Biggest Fanatic: Jumps off a building, punches himself in the face with a boxing glove then he almost punches himself with the boxing glove with metal spikes. He is zapped and almost zapped by the fake Queen Jellyfish and is nearly zapped by King Jellyfish with Kevin and his club members.
  • Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm: He and Sandy almost get eaten by the massive worm, and nearly fall down an abyss.
  • Squid on Strike: When Squidward tried to pull him off the Krusty Krab doors, parts of his body stayed attached to the windows. Squidward's loud megaphone caused his eyes to pop out.
  • Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV: The Bikini Bottomites go inside him and attacks his internal organs. Squidward was even sawing a vein.
  • SpongeGuard on Duty: He and Patrick nearly drown at Goo Lagoon (the water was only a few inches deep.) then both of them got a cramp at the end in a kid's pool (Patrick had it first before he pretends that he's drowning).
  • Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V: Accidentally burnt by Squidward who is Captain Magma and runs around in a circle until he reduced into ashes.
  • Club SpongeBob: Accidentally hit face first by Squidward after the flying of the treehouse.
  • Clams: Along with Squidward, nearly eaten by Blue Lip the massive clam.
  • Krabby Land: Pays 2 thugs to torture him for the entertainment (except for the bean eating part) for the kids.
  • I Had an Accident: Crashes in the ground and shatters his buttocks. He is then ripped in half by the gorilla.
  • The Sponge Who Could Fly: Falls off 3 cliffs in the episode and blown up by Cannonball Jenkins who wanted to get revenge on him for destroying the silo of his farm.
  • No Weenies Allowed: Punched by Patrick after calling him "tubby". Then after he entered inside The Salty Spitoon, he slipped on an ice cube.
  • SpongeBob Meets the Strangler: His life is almost threatened by the Tattle-Tale Strangler but the Tattle-Tale Strangler gets exhausted when SpongeBob's birthday is celebrated.
  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie: Gets chased by the Frogfish then he and Patrick almost died from the lamp's heat, only to survive because the sprinklers turn on. Nearly killed by Dennis but he and Patrick hit a catamaran.
  • Shell of a Man: When Mr. Krabs offers him to punch him in the "Armor Abs", his arm breaks to pieces. In the ceremony, he spitted out three teeth then eventually he spitted out his ribs. Hit by Torpedo Belly, shattering Mr. Krabs' shell to pieces.
  • The Original Fry Cook: Stepped by everybody including the Krabby Patty he's going to serve. Then he is shattered by Mr. Krabs after he is not the Employee of the Month anymore.
  • Dunces and Dragons: He and Patrick are nearly executed by the Dragon Jellyfish, not until he began feeding it with one of Patrick's Krabby Patties.
  • Krusty Towers: Injured in the destruction of the Krusty Towers along with Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs.
  • Ghost Host: Is grabbed by a hand into a present box at the end.
  • Squidtastic Voyage: Bumps into Squidward's organs, and nearly drowns in his stomach acid.
  • Spy Buddies: He and Patrick blew up when Patrick hit the self-destruct button on the Spymobile and he and Plankton are nearly killed by the lasers that destroy the Chum Bucket.
  • A Flea in Her Dome: He, Patrick and Sandy get savagely attacked by fleas.
  • Breath of Fresh Squidward: Him and Patrick are flung away by a massive catapult and gets zapped by Squidward's electric fence at the end.
  • Atlantis SquarePantis:  He, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy and Mr. Krabs are nearly killed by Plankton's massive tank but the tank fires ice-cream instead of missiles. They are also chasen by the Atlantis guards.
  • Plankton's Regular: When Nat Peterson opens the door into SpongeBob's face, his skin peels off. He is then crushed by a giant spoon.
  • Spongicus: Nearly eaten by the lion fish.
  • The Splinter: Is almost impaled by the swords and scissors while falling, then he got the splinter.
  • A Life in a Day: He, Patrick, and Larry are poked by landing into Rippers Reef.
  • Sun Bleached: Burnt by the tanning machine because Patrick wanted to hang out with some ladies. He also took off one of SpongeBob's head pieces. Attacked by a woman for being a monster and he and Patrick and other Bikini Bottomites are burnt to ashes by the tanning lights.
  • Krusty Krushers: He and Patrick are brutally beaten by Plankton's two wrestlers throughout the episode.
  • Ditchin: Very nearly drowns in a tar pit but miraculously climbs out of it.
  • The Slumber Party: Attacked by Pearl's friends several times in the episode. While he is morphed into a frozen pizza, Mr. Krabs ate his left eye.
  • Sand Castles in the Sand: He and Patrick are severely injured in the collision of their aircraft because Patrick became evil.
  • Greasy BuffoonsMistaken for a treat (a Crispitey Munchitey Patrick translated from the word Crispity Crunhities from the Chum Bucket but he came to the Krusty Krab first for a "Crispitey Munchitey") and nearly eaten by Patrick at the end.
  • Stuck in the Wringer: He got stuck in his wringer (similar to the end with Patrick) and he gets injured in the carnival after going to some life-threatening rides and games.
  • The Battle of Bikini Bottom: He and Patrick were fighting for most of the episode, but the last time he was attacked was when he was smashed by the dumpster on the Krusty Krab by Patrick.
  • Shell Shocked: He knocks all of the shells breaking them because he would have been stabbed by the shards of the shells, Then to pay off the damages of the shells he gave his eyeball and organ and a leg to Angry Jack because his mind won't let him to stop destroying shells.
  • A Pal for Gary: Almost swallowed by Puffy Fluffy, but Gary saves him.
  • SpongeBob's Last Stand: Gets run over by Plankton's steamroller and encased in cement.
  • The Clash of Triton: Gets one of Triton's fingernails stuck in his eye. Then an angry mob chases him and Patrick. They could have been hurt by them.
  • Karate Star: Crushed in the destruction of the Barg'N-Mart after Patrick loses control of his karate spirit.
  • The Abrasive Side: He has the Abrasive Side torn off his back (who is naughty to everybody including his best friend Patrick), ripping the skin in his back, then his back skin is completely red.
  • Yours, Mine, and Mine He and Patrick nearly dry out from lack of water in the Treedome.
  • Whelk Attack: He and the rest of Bikini Bottomites are eaten by infected whelks.
  • Frozen Face Off: Chased by Mr. Krabs' pet worms, nearly freezes to death, chased by the Abominable Snow Mollusk, frozen in a block of ice then nearly fried in the giant grease container by Plankton, but rescued by the Abominable Snow Mollusk afterwards.
  • Mermaid Man Begins: His and Patrick's face skin are peeled off.
  • House Sittin' for SandyHe forgets his helmet and nearly dries up from lack of water in Sandy's Treedome.
  • A SquarePants Family Vacation: Sunk in the sulfur, hit by the playground slide by Patrick, fell of a cliff and ate poisonous berries.
  • Mooncation: Tripped over a moon rock while crater-boarding and his eyeballs came out of their sockets when the rocket crash-landed in Bikini Bottom.
  • Mr. Krabs Takes a Vacation: Crushed by the coin making machine which turned him into coins and blasted twice by Mr. Krabs' tears. The first one when Mr. Krabs is disappointed when the dollars are shredded and the other is when Pearl spent his two dollars for a new pair of shoes.
  • Bubble Buddy Returns: Electrocuted by Squidward's faulty lampshade, run over by cars, pricked by pins, cut to pieces by scissors and has a pitchfork embedded in his head.
  • Way of the Sponge: Injured several times because of his reckless karate skills.
  • InSPONGEiac: Patrick bites SpongeBob's arm. In his dream, he gets crushed by the tower of mustard barrels, almost drowns in the mustard by Squidward, gets "eaten" by the giant Patrick and Sir Cecil throws dust on him.
  • Glove World R.I.P: He and Patrick are injured numerous times while riding the malfunctioning Glove World rides.
  • It's a SpongeBob Christmas!: He gets slammed in the head and gets thrown by ToyBob.
  • The Good Krabby Name: He got attacked by Patrick while in a Krabby Patty Costume. Then, He and Patrick got smashed by each other's plane and blimp, got their skins sucked by Pilar, and were thrown by the 99% of the customers towards the end of the episode because they caused trouble with them by using the advertising.
  • Squid Defense: Split in half many times and smashed into pieces one time.
  • Evil Spatula: He and Mr. Krabs are blown up by disulfide.
  • SpongeBob, You're Fired!: He was attacked by the four owners of what he visit before, but the Killer Krabby Patty (which is Squidward in disguise) saved him.

Patrick Star

Patrick has a number of near-death experiences. But he rarely gets injured. He mainly gets injured because of his stupidity. He also gets hurt due to his reckless jellyfishing.

  • Help Wanted: Sent flying out of the Krusty Krab by a stream of Krabby Patties.
  • Tea at the Treedome: He and SpongeBob dry up from lack of water.
  • Bubblestand: Falls off his house and into the living room.
  • Texas: Falls on his face during Jellyfishing, attacked by the notes and is savagely attacked by an enraged Sandy.
  • Neptune's Spatula: Shocked several times by King Neptune and eventually reduced to ashes. He is revived soon afterwards, but his face is on his butt.
  • Hooky: Caught by a fishing hook and ends up in a tuna can in the end.

    Patrick's head blown off from his body.

  • Opposite Day: Almost suffocates while holding his breath but stops when Spongebob tells him to breathe.
  • Big Pink Loser: Zapped by jellyfish when he shows "his" trophy to them and nearly suffocates when he jumps out of the water. He almost got hurt when all the awards in SpongeBob's award closet come out. Then he burns his hand on the grill.
  • Pressure: He, SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs are nearly eaten by seagulls. He was picked up by the first seagull while the second chases SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs and Squidward.
  • Suds:When Hans scrubbed him in a cactus and a toilet.
  • Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III: Savagely beaten by a frustrated Man Ray. He and SpongeBob are later electrocuted and disintegrated.
  • Survival of the Idiots: He and SpongeBob are savagely mauled and buried alive by Sandy when they disturb her during hibernation.
  • Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm: He and most of Bikini Bottom's citizens are crushed by the giant worm.
  • Doing Time: He and SpongeBob were smashed into tiny pieces when a prisoner mistakes them for rocks.
  • SpongeGuard on Duty: He and SpongeBob nearly drown in Goo Lagoon then gets a cramp twice in the episode. While SpongeBob saves him by drinking all of the water, he gets swallowed by him.
  • Club SpongeBob: Accidentally hit face first by Squidward after the flying of the treehouse.
  • I Had an Accident: Flies right into a mountain then shattered to pieces (once in real life, once in a video game), electrocuted in the face by a Jellyfish, and (along with Sandy and SpongeBob) attacked by the gorilla.
  • Mid-Life Crustacean: Gets punched in the face and is laid up in the hospital.
  • Pranks a Lot: His head gets blown away after he chews on Exploding Gum.
  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie: He and SpongeBob got chased by a Frogfish. Dennis then almost stomps on SpongeBob and Patrick wearing cleats. Then him and SpongeBob nearly die when the Cyclops' heat lamp dries them out, only to be revived by sprinklers. Almost killed by Dennis again but he and SpongeBob hit a catamaran.
  • Dunces and Dragons: He and SpongeBob are almost executed by the Dragon Jellyfish, but it eats one of Patrick's Krabby Patties.
  • Patrick SmartPants: Falls off a cliff twice in the episode. The first one when he got smart then the other one when he tries to get dumb again.
  • Krusty Towers: He, SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs are injured in the Krusty Towers' destruction.
  • Squidtastic Voyage: He and SpongeBob in the mini submarine in Squidward's body crashes into the brain and hits several organs and nearly drowns in stomach acid.
  • Born to Be Wild: Jumps off a plane and lands on a rocket. He and SpongeBob also got hurt by a man who uses a lawnmower.
  • Spy Buddies: He gets the skin of his hip blown off showing half of his skeleton, then he and SpongeBob blow up in the Spymobile, Then he, SpongeBob and Plankton are nearly killed by his lasers that destroy the Chum Bucket.
  • Sing a Song of Patrick: He got badly hit by the dodge balls during his childhood and similar to the other but along with SpongeBob.
  • Suction Cup Symphony: He broke his butt then pushes the bones inside but every time he opens his mouth, the bones are exposed, whacks his leg with a hammer, electrocuted by the X-Ray Machine and pumped with too much blood by Dr. SpongeBob. 
  • Night Light: He went to the sun and burned himself and when he got the bigger spotlight, his face shattered.
  • A Flea in Her Dome: He, SpongeBob and Sandy got attacked by fleas.
  • Stuck in the Wringer:  He and SpongeBob later got stuck in SpongeBob's wringer at the end.
  • Breath of Fresh Squidward: He a SpongeBob are flung away by an enormous catapult, but bounces back inside by a trampoline. He then gets electrocuted by touching SpongeBob's hand while the electric fence shocks him and Squidward because he wanted to "make funny face".
  • 20,000 Patties Under the Sea: Impaled on the back of the head by a rock. Falls down an abyss in the submarine with SpongeBob and the submarine with SpongeBob and Patrick nearly falls of the cliff in the abyss when Plankton blasts the submarine with Chum Charges in order to make people order only Chum, not Krabby Patties.
  • Spongicus: He and SpongeBob are chased by a hungry lion fish. (Actually, the lion fish is chasing the blood sausages around his neck, not SpongeBob and him).
  • A Life in a Day: Performs several life-threatening stunts. He, SpongeBob, and Larry are later injured from landing in Ripper's Reef.
  • Sun Bleached: He, SpongeBob, and several Bikini Bottomites are incinerated by the tanning lights.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One: He, SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs are nearly killed by the Big One.
  • Krusty Krushers: He and SpongeBob are brutally beaten throughout the episode by the champion wrestlers.
  • The Card: He falls off a cliff and almost lands in a large vat of fire, but SpongeBob saves him.
  • Atlantis SquarePantis:  He, SpongeBob, Squidward, Sandy and Mr. Krabs are chased by the guards of Atlantis and nearly killed by Plankton's massive tank but the tank fires ice-cream instead of missiles.
  • Sand Castles in the Sand: He and SpongeBob are nearly killed in the collision of their planes after the war between Good and Evil.
  • No Hat for Pat: When customers in the Krusty Krab wants to watch Patrick fall on his back, Mr. Krabs forced Patrick fall into life-threatening stuff like Spiky Sea Urchins but Squidward landed there first.
  • Yours, Mine, and Mine He and SpongeBob nearly dry out from lack of water in Sandy's Treedome.
  • Whelk Attack: He and most of Bikini Bottom gets eaten by the giant whelk.
  • The Wreck of the Mauna Loa: He, SpongeBob, and several Bikini Bottomites are nearly injured in the destruction of the Mauna Loa Amusement Park Ride.
  • Big Sister Sam: Crushed when trying to protect his house from his enraged sister. He regained consciousness when SpongeBob got him to eat and smell a cookie dough.
  • Pet Sitter Pat: Attacked by Gary and he and Gary nearly drown when they accidentally flood SpongeBob's house.
  • Frozen Face Off: Chased by Mr. Krabs' pet worms, nearly freezes to death, frozen in a block of ice but Sandy saves everyone in the process by using the sled as a fire, nearly boiled alive in deep frier by Plankton.
  • Mermaid Man Begins: His and SpongeBob's face skin where peeled off.
  • A Friendly Game: He holds up his golf club which a lightning strike hits, causing him to become charred and shattered to pieces.
  • Planet of the Jellyfish: Eaten and morphed into Jellion Patrick. He is released afterwards.
  • The Good Krabby Name: He and SpongeBob got smashed by each other's plane and blimp, got their skins suck together by Pilar, and got attacked by the 99% of the customers because they caused trouble to them by the advertising.
  • It's a SpongeBob Christmas!: Falls into his Santa trap and gets attacked by a clam.
  • Patrick-Man: He tries to stop crime but is injured on the way and he gets attacked by the Dirty Bubble.

Squidward Tentacles

Squidward is probably one of the characters most likely to get injured in the show like SpongeBob. He is constantly injured by SpongeBob, Patrick and other Bikini Bottomites. He also got injured when he makes mistakes, but backfires them. He also just gets miraculously injured or hurt by objects.

  • Help Wanted: He and Mr. Krabs are nearly beaten by countless anchovies.
  • Reef Blower: Almost dies from lack of water after SpongeBob accidentally drains the ocean.
  • Bubblestand: His house gets trapped in a giant bubble with him inside which he didn't know about until he looked out of the window and he floated away until the bubble exploded. He could have been injured  by objects falling in his house.
  • Pickles: Gets pushed by Bubble Bass then Bubble Bass picks him up and throws him away.
  • Jellyfishing: A jellyfish stings Squidward while he is riding his bike, causing him to lose control and ride off a cliff, with an unusual and unexplained explosion as he hits the ground. The incident leaves Squidward in an electric wheelchair with a full body cast that prevents him from any body movement. And during the welcome party SpongeBob and Patrick had thrown, Patrick blows piping hot soup in his
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    Squidward electrocuted by a Giant Jellyfish.

    face, Then during when SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward are at Jellyfish Fields for jellyfishing. Patrick stabs a jellyfish net through his casted hand and when Squidward got a jellyfish he got zapped by a giant jellyfish. This leaves Squidward in an even fuller body cast on an electric bed and at the end of the episode the giant jellyfish returns and zaps Squidward again breaking his body cast.
  • Naughty Nautical Neighbors: Nearly chokes to death on a fork, but is saved by Patrick. Then he hurts his back but to be saved by SpongeBob. At the end, after SpongeBob and Patrick destroy Squidward's house, a bubble pops near the door, collapsing it and crushing Squidward, breaking his back again literally.
  • Pizza Delivery: He and SpongeBob are nearly hit by a truck and is buried in the sand. When he tried to chase SpongeBob with the pizza, they are lifted by a tornado and when SpongeBob drives the giant rock, he is run over by the rock.
  • Home Sweet Pineapple: Gets crushed by SpongeBob's house.
  • Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost: Patrick drops a massive watermelon in his mouth.
  • Employee of the Month:  SpongeBob cut down his front door crushing him.
  • I Was a Teenage Gary: Turns into a snail and gets knocked off the fence by Patrick.
  • SB-129: He swallowed his clarinet, he is then frozen for 2000 years, mutilated by a can opener room, and nearly attacked by Primitive Sponge and Star.
  • Squid on Strike: Stepped by a swarm of people twice after they think they would go to the "Fun Fair" and when they will get some Krabby Patties.
  • Karate Choppers: When Squidward startled SpongeBob, he was karate-chopped in the head. 
  • Hooky: Attacked by the angry crowd.
  • Dying for Pie: SpongeBob does heart surgery on him causing Squidward's heart to puss. Then SpongeBob trips on a rock causing the explosive pie to hit Squidward in the face,the bomb then detonates in his face.
  • Christmas Who?: Falls from the roof of his house while dressed as Santa Claus.
  • Pressure: He, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs are nearly eaten by seagulls.
  • Shanghaied: Gets electrocuted by The Flying Dutchman multiple times, and is thrown into The Fly Of Despair.
  • Band Geeks: He gets pinned to the wall by drumsticks and the loud noise of the instruments distorts his face, and shattering the windows.
  • Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm: He and most of Bikini Bottom's citizens are crushed by the giant worm.
  • Club SpongeBob: When he tries to get out, the vine snaps, and SpongeBob, Patrick and him are flung in the Kelp Forest, he starves a lot when The Magic Conch Shell refuses to feed him.
  • My Pretty Seahorse: He doesn't watch where he is going on his bike, so he falls of a cliff and get's caught in an explosion, similar to Jellyfishing.
  • Just One Bite: In a deleted scene he is incinerated twice because of security traps. Then consumes almost all of the Krabby Patties inside the Patty Vault, which goes straight to his thighs, causing him to literally explode. He ends up in an ambulance, with his tentacles in a bucket (held on by a medic) and only his head remaining intact.
  • Idiot Box: Tumbles down a mountain of trash and lands face first into a pie, with the box landing on top of him.
  • Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV: Gets tortured repeatedly by misuse of Mermaid Man's belt. He is later shrunk by it but SpongeBob shrunk Bikini Bottom including himself.
  • Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V: Mermaid Man mistakenly uses his water ball attack on Squidward, and bearing the likeness and powers of Captain Magma, he disintegrates.
  • Clams: SpongeBob hooks his nose with the fishing line, ripping it off and he and SpongeBob are nearly eaten by the giant clam when Mr. Krabs ties them up as bait. He and SpongeBob almost starve to death when Mr. Krabs drops the sandwiches and the fridge (with an evil grin) at the sea.
  • The Camping Episode: Chokes on a marshmallow while playing his clarinet. He also gets mauled repeatedly by a sea bear. Even after the sea bear left, the episode ends with a sea rhinoceros about to maul Squidward because he isn't wearing Anti Sea Rhinoceros Undergarments.
  • The Lost Mattress: Gets mauled several times and soon chased by a vicious guard worm.
  • Skill Crane: The episode ends with the thug builders ready to beat Squidward up.
  • Good Neighbors: Has polka-dot paint squirted in his eyes. A couple almost runs him over with their car in order to bring Squidward to the hospital for the red polka-dot paint has been mistaken for chicken pox. Squidward is kicked out of his house (which is living), then it nearly stomps him and lastly, he gets crushed by his own house.
  • Funny Pants: He broke his "laugh box" and was hospitalized and had his laugh box replaced with a part of SpongeBob's, making his laugh sound just like SpongeBob, and in a fit of insanity, he runs through a hospital wall.
  • Krusty Towers: He, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs are almost killed in the Krusty Towers' destruction.
  • Wishing You Well: Falls down the well with SpongeBob and Patrick for company, And when he climb up the walls in the well he falls back down. He then fights with Patrick who sits on Squidward. Then when he escapes the well he wishes be to far far away from Bikini Bottom which a speeding bus then hits him with him clinging on the front of the bus which is going far far away.
  • Squidtastic Voyage: His life was in jeopardy through this episode, as SpongeBob and Patrick were inside his body while searching for a clarinet reed stuck in Squidward's throat. Sandy even gets him to sign his waiver.
  • Rule of Dumb: His house is lifted by a crane and dropped with him still inside. He could have been injured by objects falling inside his house.
  • Squid Wood: Gets crushed by the refrigerator.
  • Giant Squidward: Stands on a giant rake and nearly traps his finger in a bear trap and crushed by the giant clarinet. He is also attacked by an angry mob, similar to Wikipedia: Gulliver's Travels.
  • Boat Smarts: Flies into a steamroller, crashes into a brick wall, and (along with Mrs. Puff) is sent into the air and crashes into the pile-up of boatmobiles due to SpongeBob's "Boat Dumbs".
  • Krabs à la Mode: Slips and slides across the icy floor, almost impaled by icicles with SpongeBob, gets run over by skating hockey players and SpongeBob, is hit by the Clamboni, and is frozen by Plankton but defrosted by Mr. Krabs afterwards.
  • Breath of Fresh Squidward: Gets electrocuted by his electric fence in the beginning and end of the episode.
  • Atlantis SquarePantis: He, SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy and Mr. Krabs are chased by Atlantis guards and nearly killed by Plankton's massive tank but the tank fires ice-cream instead of missiles.
  • 20,000 Patties Under the Sea: Gets hit by the submarine and is sent flying.
  • The Splinter:  A thumb fluid spilled on his eye and he whacks himself using Cashy at the end.
  • The Two Faces of Squidward: SpongeBob slams the door into him numerous times, which makes him handsome. He gets injuries when Mr. Krabs whacks his face with the door.
  • Squidward in Clarinetland:  Swallowed by the Keeper of the Hornet Forest head and melts. He is then tortured by SpongeBob in various worlds. He is hit several times on the SpongeBob SquarePants Pinball Game by Patrick. He is also sucked up by a giant vacuum cleaner.
  • Slide Whistle Stooges: Crashes his gasoline truck of a cliff. Followed by a huge explosion. Which lodges Squidward's slide whistle in his throat.
  • Boating Buddies: He, SpongeBob, and Mrs. Puff are sent through a wild spin on an out-of-control boatmobile. He also gets beaten up twice by a muscular fish.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One: He, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs are almost died by The Big One.
  • Choir Boys: His pedaling seat gets trapped in a pothole which SpongeBob dug, flinging Squidward to Jellyfish Fields where he is zapped by a group of jellyfish then he almost lost his voice due to his reckless singing.
  • Cephalopod Lodge: He gets thrown out of the Cephalopod Lodge twice, gets crushed by Patrick and then gets zapped on the tongue by a jellyfish twice by Patrick for the initiation. His tongue gets electrocuted at the end of the episode while off-screen and when the screen became black. He screamed really really loud.
  • No Hat for Pat: Falls and lands in a bucket of Sea Urchins and is then crushed by Patrick.
  • Dear Vikings: Nearly thrown into the sea, only to be saved by SpongeBob.
  • Pineapple Fever: Electrocuted by lightning twice and falls down a steep height from SpongeBob's house, which was lifted by a tornado.
  • Sponge-Cano!: Nearly falls into the volcano, but SpongeBob saves him.
  • Whelk Attack: He and most of Bikini Bottom get eaten by whelks.
  • Frozen Face Off: Chased by Mr. Krabs' pet worms, nearly eaten by the Abominable Snow Mollusk, frozen in a block of ice twice nd falls out of the sleigh while frozen. He is nearly boiled alive in the deep-fryer by Plankton as a trap.
  • A Friendly Game: He nearly gets killed by the destruction of his house.
  • Bubble Troubles: Burnt into pieces by SpongeBob and Patrick's Hot Sauce Bubble.
  • Restraining SpongeBob: Smacked in the face by his loose windowpane, fell in deep fryer, flies across the Krusty Krab, accidentally eaten by Harold, injured numerous times by Patrick's bumbling and flung into a seaberry pie, giving him an allergic reaction. Patrick then attacks him when he thinks Squidward is a monster due to Squidward's allergic reaction.
  • Home Sweet Rubble: Nearly gets killed by the destruction of SpongeBob's house.
  • Are You Happy Now?: Accidentally hit in the eye with a violin bow, foot speared with flagpole, caught in an avalanche with SpongeBob, squirted in the eye by his pet clam and falls off a stool.
  • Planet of the Jellyfish: Eaten and morphed into Jellion Squidward. He is released soon afterwards.
  • The Good Krabby Name: Crushed underneath the Krusty Krab's crow's nest.
  • It's a SpongeBob Christmas!: Beaten up by ToyBob.
  • Squid Defense: Same as Karate Choppers.

Sandy Cheeks

Sandy rarely gets injured in the show. She is sometimes injured by her science inventions that go wrong.

  • Tea at the Treedome: Wrestles a hungry giant clam which tries to eat her.
  • Pressure: Almost drowns due to removing her helmet and suit.
  • Prehibernation Week: She along with SpongeBob done life-threatening sport activities.
  • Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm: Her tail was eaten by the worm during the night and she and SpongeBob are chased by the giant worm and nearly fall off an abyss.  
  • Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V: Hit by a car even though she was invisible and flies off a cliff (she was invisible at the time, since she was in the disguise of Ms. Appear).
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    Sandy (along with Patrick) about to get attacked by the Gorilla.

  • I Had an Accident: She and Patrick are bagged and beaten by the gorilla.
  • Atlantis SquarePantis: She, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs are chased by Atlantis guards and they got nearly killed by Plankton's massive tank but the tank fires ice-cream instead of missiles.
  • A Flea in Her Dome: She, SpongeBob and Patrick get attacked by fleas.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One: Sandy nearly got killed when her helicopter crashed. She is not injured afterwards.
  • Single Cell Anniversary: Almost drowns when her air helmet shatters by the high note Plankton makes.
  • Whelk Attack: Swallowed by a whelk.
  • Mooncation: Knocked unconscious when the rocket crashes in Bikini Bottom.
  • Bubble Troubles: Loses her air supply throughout the episode but gets saved by Mr. Krabs and Pearl.
  • Home Sweet Rubble: Crushes her finger under the building machine.
  • Squirrel Record: Injured numerous times by her records she is trying to break.

Eugene H. Krabs

Like Sandy and Patrick, Mr. Krabs rarely gets injured in the show. He mainly gets injured by Plankton's evil plans but rescues himself afterwards. He is almost put to death due to seeing some high prices and due to the several idiots' wreckage. He can be nearly killed or injured due to his extreme greed.

  • Help Wanted: He and Squidward are nearly beaten by countless anchovies
  • Squeaky Boots: Steps into a hole and breaks his foot, flinging him out of the window. He traps his foot in a hole again and is tangled in his hammock. Squidward then slams the door in his face. He is then tortured by the squeak of the boots he gave to SpongeBob.
  • Scaredy Pants: Burns his claws on a campfire and chokes on an apple while apple bobbing.
  • Bossy Boots: Has a heart attack and goes into a coma after hearing SpongeBob fire Pearl.
  • Dying for Pie: Caught in an explosion by a pie bomb twice.
  • Imitation Krabs: Nearly eaten by Hans.
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    Mr. Krabs crushed by a diver's suit.

  • Pressure: He, Squidward, SpongeBob, and Patrick are nearly eaten by hungry seagulls
  • Jellyfish Hunter: Stung by hundreds of jellyfish because he accidentally released them for saying the word "open".
  • Squid on Strike: His body detaches itself into pieces  after seeing that SpongeBob has destroyed the Krusty Krab.
  • Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm: He and most of Bikini Bottom get crushed by the giant worm.
  • Clams: Attacked by Blue Lip the giant clam and only his head and arm is left with his 1,000,000 dollar.
  • Born Again Krabs: Dies from eating a stale Krabby Patty, but revived by the Flying Dutchman.
  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie: Set on fire, frozen solid, and almost killed by King Neptune. Almost murdered by Dennis but he manages to run away.
  • Atlantis SquarePantis: He, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Sandy are chased by Atlantis guards and they got nearly killed by Plankton's massive tank but the tank fires ice-cream instead of missiles.
  • The Lost Mattress: Goes into a coma after Squidward throws out his mattress with his money in it.
  • Krusty Towers: He, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are almost killed in the Krusty Towers' destruction, and he almost has a heart attack seeing the high prices.
  • Wishing You Well: Wishes that he was steamed and served on a dish with melted butter, then the episode ends with him getting eaten with the "The End" sign, similar to Banned in Bikini Bottom but Plankton is eaten first.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One: He, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are almost assassinated by The Big One.
  • Giant Squidward: Gets crushed by his massive penny because SpongeBob thinks he wants "big" money.
  • The Clash of Triton: He is zapped by Queen Amphitrite when she felt insulted by him. Nearly killed by Triton which Plankton manages to.
  • The Cent of Money: Gets crushed by a tidal wave of coins, and almost has a heart attack from the loss of his money.
  • Whelk Attack: Swallowed by the mother whelk.
  • Frozen Face Off: Chased by his pet worms, nearly freezes to death, frozen in a block of ice. In the past, he and his crew were eaten alive by The Abominable Snow Mollusk.
  • Mr. Krabs Takes a Vacation: Almost crushed by the coin making machine but SpongeBob saved him, He nearly got stabbed by the coin chipper.
  • Planet of the Jellyfish: Eaten and morphed into Jellion Mr. Krabs. He is released soon afterwards.
  • Evil Spatula: He and SpongeBob are blown up by disulfide.
  • Safe Deposit Krabs: Nearly runs out of oxygen after being trapped in the safe of the Bank of Bikini Bottom Bank.
  • Spy Buddies: Dressed as Plankton, he was set on fire by the magnifying glass and the jetpack (with the soda cup). He, Patrick, and SpongeBob are nearly killed by lasers coming from Patrick's butt, which destroy the Chum Bucket.

Sheldon J. Plankton

Like Squidward and SpongeBob, Plankton has also had a large number of near-death experiences in the series, and this becomes a running gag in the series, especially on episodes featuring him. He is usually squished by people (mainly stepped and trodden on) because he is a jerk. And when he angers Karen she will zap him. He is also sometimes launched back into the Chum Bucket by Mr. Krabs when caught stealing the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. He is also hurt when his schemes backfire.

  • Plankton!: Flung back to the Chum Bucket by Mr. Krabs, squished by SpongeBob. When he is in SpongeBob's head he gets crushed by the brain. Then falls in the analyzer.
  • F.U.N.: Bubble Bass sits on him and squashes him. Nearly gets eaten by Bubble Bass at the end of the episode because he thinks he's a jellybean just like the Abominable Snow Mollusk's personality then Bubble Bass' hand chases Plankton.
  • Imitation Krabs: When SpongeBob inserts a penny into the 1-cent self-destruct slot, he heads back to the Chum Bucket and blows up, then is crushed by the fist-like structure on top of his building
  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie: Stepped on by SpongeBob, and then later squished by everyone in Bikini Bottom.
  • Fear of a Krabby Patty: SpongeBob crushes him with a piano and then crushed by the ingridient cards (in the shape of a piano, which acts like a real piano)
  • Enemy In-Law: Punched out of the Krusty Krab by Betsy Krabs for forcing her to tell the secret formula

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    and then zapped by Karen.
  • Krabs à la Mode: Swallowed by Old Man Jenkins. At the part where Plankton turns the thermostat up and down, he falls off and gets trapped in an ice cube when Mr. Krabs turns the thermostat down.
  • Goo Goo Gas: Squished several times by SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs when they were babies, run over and squashed by a shopping kart twice, attacked by an elderly Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob and other senior citizens and when then gets teethed on several times by the babies.
  • 20,000 Patties Under the Sea: Mistaken for a dessert (a chocolate éclair), he is chased and probably eaten by the monster.
  • Banned in Bikini Bottom: Swallowed by Miss Gretel Puss at the end of the episode with the "The End" sign, similar to Wishing You Well but Krabs is almost eaten first.
  • Plankton's Regular: Rips himself in half in the beginning of the episode.
  • Spongicus: Got chased away by the lion fish and almost got eaten by it.
  • Chum Caverns: Trapped in a cavern for about 15 minutes. He and the Bikini Bottomites are dropped from the Chum Caverns. He and the Bikini Bottomites could have been hurt by the falling rubble. He got nearly crushed by the Krusty Krab but everybody got inside.
  • Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy: Beaten up by a naked or an enraged Sandy. Almost suffocates when he is brought in Sandy's treedome and Sandy traps him in a mustard jar which irritates his eye.
  • SpongeBob's Last Stand: Stung by hundreds of jellyfish and later squished by everyone in Bikini Bottom during the paving of the Shelly Superhighway.
  • Rodeo Daze: Caught in the explosion of a bomb.
  • The Main Drain: He is stepped on by SpongeBob, and he is sucked in the Main Drain.
  • The Great Patty Caper: A bus runs him over and when he tries to jump on to the train he gets hit by a truck.
  • Shellback Shenanigans: Went through deadly operations and had to swallow a massive pill while disguised as Gary and viciously attacked by the real Gary.
  • One Coarse Meal: Attempts to commit suicide by being run over a bus.
  • Drive Thru : An old man runs him over and squashes him three times and his arm falls off.
  • Greasy Buffoons:  Trips down from his stairs by the grease.
  • Frozen Face-Off: When he breaks the atoms of Mr. Krabs' safe, he is caught in a huge nuclear explosion. Gets zapped by Karen and at the end of the episode, he gets eaten by The Abominable Snow Mollusk similar to F.U.N.
  • Sweet and Sour Squid: Tortured by Squidward when he played his clarinet.
  • Plankton's Good Eye: If you look closely, his arms rip off trying to open the safe. Sandy steps on him and squishes him on purpose. Eaten by Mr. Krabs when he is mistaken for a pickle, just like Banned in Bikini Bottom and crushed by Bubble Bass when he tries to save him from a fire.
  • Walking the Plankton: Set on fire by the projector, Almost zapped by Karen, Crushed by Mr. Krabs' wheelchair, sliced in half by the ship's propellers and almost zapped by Karen again which sliced the ship in half.
  • Karen 2.0: Karen tries to zap him, but he dodges them. Karen was going to zap him again but Karen 2.0 unplugged her and when Karen and Karen 2.0 were fighting, he falls out of Karen 2.0 and gets run over by her.
  • It's a SpongeBob Christmas!: Thrown onto Santa's sleigh and gets splattered on the sleigh, and gets buried in some coal by the elves.
  • Jailbreak!: Eaten alive by one of the prisoners. He also almost got blown away by the soap bomb.
  • Evil Spatula: Was blown away from the Chum Bucket after being tricked by Mr. Krabs into pouring an entire bottle of disulfide into a mixture causing the entire Chum Bucket to blow up.


Like Mr. Krabs, Sandy, and Patrick, Gary rarely gets in injured in the show. He is mainly injured when he fights with other or evil pets and when SpongeBob is not around and there is no food (it was Patrick's fault who ate all of Gary's food due to his high lack of hunger), he might starve to death.

  • Dumped: Jumps off SpongeBob's house to chase after SpongeBob.
  • I Was a Teenage Gary: Gets sick and nearly dies of thirst.
  • Gary Takes a Bath: His shell gets cracked open and starts using a cane.
  • The Great Snail Race: SpongeBob works him too hard in training, causing Gary to explode and hit a wall.
  • Ghost Host: Eaten by the Flying Dutchman, but returns instantly.
  • Have You Seen This Snail?: Grandma gives him lots of food to fatten him up so she can eat him but he manages to get away.
  • A Pal for Gary: Chased and is nearly eaten by Puffy Fluffy.
  • Frozen Face-Off: Chased by Mr. Krabs' pet worms, but scares them off with a loud roar. Nearly freezes to death in the winter, nearly eaten by the Abominable Snow Mollusk and had to carry Mr. Krabs, Squidward, Sandy, Karen, SpongeBob and Patrick in the sleigh causing Gary to almost break his back.
  • The Cent of Money : Mr. Krabs pushes him too hard to find loose change and has a strong magnet took out of him.
  • Pet Sitter Pat: He almost starves to death because Patrick ate all of his food. He and Patrick then nearly drown when the house floods.
  • Planet of the Jellyfish: Eaten and morphed into Jellion Gary. He is released afterwards.

Bikini Bottomites

They mainly get injured by Mr. Krabs when he traps them in the Krusty Krab from advancing to the Chum Bucket and SpongeBob and Patrick's bumbling. They also get injured when something bad happens in Bikini Bottom. One Bikini Bottomite, Fred, yells, "My leg!" when he gets injured, which has become a running gag in the series (there's one episode where Fred gets tired of saying it and says "my leg" in a dull tone).

  • Sandy's Rocket: Captured by SpongeBob and Patrick and crammed into a rocket.
  • Dying for Pie Caught in the explosion from the bomb pie (unseen)
  • Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm:The worm falls on Bikini Bottom.
  • Chum Caverns:  They and Plankton fell from the Chum Caverns. They and Plankton could been hurt by the falling rubble. They got nearly crushed by the Krusty Krab but everybody got inside.
  • Wormy: Some of the Bikini Bottomites might have got burnt by the destruction of Bikini Bottom. They could been eaten by Wormy, a monster who was a butterfly in the episode but a fly in real life.
  • Shuffleboarding:  The prison explodes and they crashed down.
  • Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV:  They got shrunk by SpongeBob with Mermaid Man's Belt.

Greasy Buffoons gets sick from eating too much greasy food.

  • Whelk Attack: They got eaten alive by whelks but returned unharmed.
  • Planet of the Jellyfish: Eaten and morphed into Jellions. They were released afterwards.
  • Demolition Doofus Falls on the Huff's front window and then got knocked off from the windshield wipers.
  • Free Samples: Poisoned by Plankton's chum.
  • Glove World R.I.P.: They were harmed by the numerous of rides that were breaking down in Glove World.


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