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This is a list of commercials in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Anchor Arms

The Anchor Arms commercial is a commercial that was on TV in the episode "MuscleBob BuffPants." It is a commercial about getting fake 


Donald the Shark flatting anchor arms


  • Donald: Hey, you. Wimpy, wimpy, wimpy. Oh, a little peanut worm. Are you too much of a wimp to work out? Are you a weakling built like a sponge? Well, now you too can have muscles! With anchor arms! (puts a long pink item on his arm) Fits like a glove. Just add air. (puts a plug in the arm's hole and pumps air into it) How big do you want 'em? [pumps air into other arm] Normal? (puts more air into arm) Veiny? And for the ladies... (puts air into arm which makes it grow hair) ...hairy. (The TV puts up an image of a weak shark) "I was a wimp before anchor arms." Now, I'm a jerk and everybody loves me. So order now, wimp!

Fiery Fist O' Pain

This was an ad about the Fiery Fist O' Pain ride that will be opening up at "Glove World". This is seen in the 


The Fiery Fist O' Pain logo.

episode "Roller Cowards."

  • TV Announcer: The day you've been waiting for is almost here. That's right. Glove World has a new ride. It's big... (roller coaster goes above the water then back down into it)
  • TV Announcer: It's fast... (two fish are riding a roller coaster so fast, the man flies off of it)
  • Lady Fish: Harold, no!
  • TV Announcer: It's painful... (roller coaster crashes into the ground, causing an explosion)
  • TV Announcer:It's the "Fiery Fist O' Pain". Opening tomorrow only at Glove World.

Krusty Krab

The commercial seen in the episode "As Seen on TV."

  • Amy (Pearl): Oh, Jen. I've got a real problem.
  • Jen (Squidward): What's your problem, Amy?
  • Amy: I've got all this money and I don't know what to do with it and I'm hungry. (Mr. Krabs is laughing off-set)
  • Amy: Who's there?
  • Jen: Where's that coming from? (Purple smoke appears)
    K K Comercial

    Ending of the commercial.

  • Amy and Jen: Yippee, it's Mr. Krabs!
  • Mr. Krabs: That's right, Amy. I heard all about your little problem and I'm here to help. Follow... me!
  • Amy and Jen: Where are we?
  • Mr. Krabs: Why, we're at none other than The Krusty Krab.
  • Amy: Did you say Krusty Krab?
  • Mr. Krabs: That's right, Krusty Krab. Home of the world famous... Krabby Patty!
  • Jen: What's a Krabby Patty? (Mr. Krabs' jaw drops)
  • Mr. Krabs: Why it's only the most mouth-watering, appetizing food in the seven seas.
  • Mr. Krabs: We start with a fresh patty, grilled and juicy. Add some crisp undersea veggies and cheese. Topped off with secret sauce and some bun. Voila! A Krabby Patty.
  • Amy: I want a Krabby Patty.
  • Jen: Me, too.
  • Mr. Krabs: How do you like them Krabby Patties, girls? (laughs)
  • Amy & Jen: (thumbs up) (Mr. Krabs still laughing)
  • Mr. Krabs: Two more satisfied customers. So why don't you come on in and have yourself a Krabby Patty today?
  • All: The Krusty Krab, Come Spend Your Money Here!

Mr. Sea Chicken Commercial

This was an ad about the Sea Chicken Shack. This is seen in the 

Mr. Sea Chicken Commercial 3

Mr. Sea Chicken Commercial

episode "The Masterpiece."

  • Sea Chicken: (on TV) Cock-a-doodle-yum! (squawks) Rise and shine! We're the best restaurant in the sea!
  • Sea Chicken: (on TV) The Sea Chicken Shack!
  • Announcer: (on TV) Say, Mr. Sea Chicken, how's the flavor of that zesty sea chicken sandwich?
  • Sea Chicken: (on TV) It's im-peck-able! (squawks) So come on down to my Sea Chicken Shack, and don't forget the kids. (four kids come up to him and hang on him)

Angry Jack's Shell Emporium

This was an ad for Angry Jack's Shell Emporium. This is seen in the 

Angry Jack's Shell Emporium

episode "Shell Shocked."

Angry Jack close-up
  • Commercial Voice: Uh-Oh! Now look what you've done, you've broke your snail's shell again. [Man sweeping up snail shell pieces]
  • Man: Yeah. Now what do I do?
  • Angry Jack: You come on down to Angry Jack's Shell Emporium!
  • Commercial Voice: [Drop scene with shop name on it] Angry Jack's!
  • Angry Jack: I'm so angry about my massive inventory that I'm slashing prices like crazy!
  • Commercial Voice: Jack's Angry!
  • Angry Jack: $99.99 to buy this refurbished shell, and I'm angry about it! Or what about this one, brand new plastic shell, super-gloss coat, only $39.99! [Price appears in front of his eyes] HEY! GET THOSE NUMBERS OUTTA MY FACE! [Price disappears]
  • Angry Jack: Did I mention I'm angry!?
  • Commercial Voice: Seething with Rage!
  • Angry Jack: Once gone, gone for good, so I'm gonna sell sell sell, all these shell shell shells! So come on down to Angry Jack's now!
  • Commercial Voice: Jack is reeaalll mad! Don't bring your kids!
  • Angry Jack: And remember, I'll match, or beat, anyone advertised rage or is absolutely... hey. [Sees SpongeBob] What are you doing in my commercial?

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