"Sorry about the foul language, Mr. Krabs, but you're acting like there never was a man in that shell. The Krabs of his navy days was fearless. He wouldn't let something as insignificant as a missing shell slow him down.", — SpongeBob SquarePants in "Shell of a Man."
"That's a good idea! Use the children to crawl into small places you couldn't normally reach." —"Sandy"
[begging] ''I don't want to be butt-less!" — "SpongeBob"
"Oh, and I suppose the floor molding just painted itself on its own.'' [wall is decorated with tiny ships] ''That's what I call craftsmanship. Criminy jim-jam! You messed up my dollar...'' [runs over to a bunch of dolls lined up perfectly] ''...rama!" — "Mr. Krabs" in "Wet Painters"
[Anchor falls and smashes into SpongeBob's house] "Holy shrimp! Squidward! The sky had a baby from my cereal box! Squidward! Squidward, the sky had a baby!" — "SpongeBob" in "Shanghaied"