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List of Bikini Bottomite phrases

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People living in Bikini Bottom have been seen saying unique phrases throughout the SpongeBob SquarePants series. Here is a list of the main ones.

Bikini Bottomite phrase Usage
Tartar sauce! Alternative to swear words
Kelp-for-brains name-calling
Barnacles! Alternative to swear words
Barnaclehead Alternative to swear words
Fishpaste! Alternative to swear words
Neptune!/King Neptune!/Dear Neptune! Blasphemous swear
Shrimp Alternative to swear words
Jumping Jellyfish! Exclamation
Neanderthal name-calling
Coral Slang for Cool
Bottom feeder name-calling


  • "Armor Abs Krabs' can't show up at the reunion like this. All pink and soft and unmanly. I'm all flab and no ab!" —"Eugene H. Krabs"
  • "Sorry about the foul language, Mr. Krabs, but you're acting like there never was a man in that shell. The Krabs of his navy days was fearless. He wouldn't let something as insignificant as a missing shell slow him down.", — SpongeBob SquarePants in "Shell of a Man."
  • "That's a good idea! Use the children to crawl into small places you couldn't normally reach." —"Sandy"
  • "This is a load of barnacles." —"Frank"
  • Squidward: That's not what I meant, you barnaclehead!

Quote taken from Dying for Pie

  • Mr. Krabs: Flippin' fish fossils! Look what you did!
  • SpongeBob: [begging] Oh, Mr. Krabs, we're so sorry! Don't de-butt me! Don't de- butt me!
  • Patrick: [begging] Mr. Krabs, I'm sorry! Have mercy! Have mercy!
  • Mr. Krabs: Sorry? You dusted all my knickknacks! That was really nice. Great Barrier Reef!! What's this?
  • SpongeBob: [begging] It's not our fault, Mr Krabs!
  • Patrick: [begging] We didn't do it on purpose!
  • Both: [begging] Accident! Accident! Accident! Accident!
  • Patrick: [begging] I don't want to be butt-less!
  • Mr. Krabs: Oh, and I suppose the floor molding just painted itself on its own. [wall is decorated with tiny ships]That's what I call craftsmanship. Criminy jim-jam! You messed up my dollar... [runs over to a bunch of dolls lined up perfectly] ...rama! 

Quote taken from Wet Painters

  • SpongeBob: [Anchor falls and smashes into SpongeBob's house] Holy shrimp! Squidward! The sky had a baby from my cereal box! Squidward! Squidward, the sky had a baby!

Quote taken from Shanghaied

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