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{{L|''[A shot of the exterior of the Krusty Krab is shown.]''}}
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|prev = Prehibernation Week
  
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{{L|TV Announcer|And now, back to Crustacean Crime Theater.}}
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|title = Life of Crime
  
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{{L|''[The scene changes to show a black and white TV. On it, there is a sleeping crab. Another crab comes in and evilly laughs. He grabs the crab's shell and the sleeping crab wakes up. The crab, possibly the Sneaky Hermit runs away with the shell, laughing evilly.]''}}
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|next = Christmas Who?
  
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{{L|Shellnapping Victim|Stop! Thief!}}
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|titlecard = Life of Crime.jpg
  
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{{L|''[Two police officers show up.]''}}
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|season = 2
  
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|episode = 27b
  
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|airdate = [[May 5]], [[2001]]
  
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|seasonname = two
  
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{{L|''[Open at the Krusty Krab. It’s only a shot of the building. A voice comes on from the television playing inside the K.K]''}}
  
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{{L|TV Announcer|And now, back to Crustacean Crime Theater!}}
  
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{{L|''[Cut to shot of B/W TV show with a crustacean sleeping on the ocean floor wearing a traditional crab shell. A bigger crab shows up, laughing menacingly, and steals the little crab’s shell. The little crab wakes up suddenly. The bigger crab runs away]''}}
  
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{{L|Little Crab|Stop! Thief!}}
  
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{{L|''[Some policemen show up]''}}
  
 
{{L|Cop #1|Which way did he go?}}
  
{{L|Cop #1|Which way did he go?}}
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{{L|Little Crab|''[pointing to the direction the thief ran]'' He went that way!}}
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{{L|Shellnapping Victim|''[pointing to the direction the thief ran]'' He went that way!}}
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{{L|Policemen|Let's get em, boys!}}
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{{L|Cop #2|Let's get em, boys!}}
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{{L|''[The policemen run after the thief and catch him. Cut to shot of jail bars going down with the crab thief behind it]''}}
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{{L|''[four police officers run after the Sneaky Hermit, off-screen. They run back into frame with the Sneaky Hermit tied up. The scene then shows a shot of the Sneaky Hermit wearing.]''}}
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{{L|Thief|Curses! Foiled again!}}
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{{L|Thief|''[As bars come down and the scene pans out to show the TV inside of the Krusty Krab, at a table.]'' Curses! Foiled again!}}
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{{L|''[Cut to shot of Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob and Patrick watching the television]''}}
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{{L|''[The scene shows Mr. Krabs at a table watching a small TV. Patrick and SpongeBob are behind him.]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|What a no-good eel-in-a-kelp that guy was. There ain’t nothing worse than a thief. Thieves need to be locked up forever. They should all be strung up by their gills and forced to breathe air.}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|What a no-good eel-in-a-kelp that guy was! ''[Stands on barrel.]'' There ain't nothing worse than a thief! ''[shot changes to a medium close up of Mr. Krabs]'' Thieves need to be locked up forever! They should all be strung up by their gills and forced to breathe air!}}
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{{L|''[The shot returns to the wide shot of Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Patrick.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|But, Mr. Krabs, what about all the stuff you stole?}}
  
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{{L|SpongeBob|But, Mr. Krabs, ''[shot changes to a medium close up of SpongeBob]'' what about all the stuff you stole?}}
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{{L|''[shot changes to a medium close up of Mr. Krabs]''}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What do you mean?}}
  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What do you mean?}}
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{{L|Patrick|''[points to barrel Mr. Krabs is standing on]'' Like that barrel. It says property of Salty Sea Farms.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[The scene returns to the points to the wide shot of Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Patrick. SpongeBob points to the barrel Mr. Krabs is standing on.]'' Like that barrel. ''[The scene then shows a close up of the barrel.]'' It says, "Property of Salty Sea Farms".}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[jumps off of barrel]'' Oh, that’s where I rent me pickles from.}}
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{{L|''[The scene zooms out a little and Mr. Krabs jumps off the barrel.]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, that's where I rent me pickles from.}}
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{{L|''[The scene shows a Two-Shot of SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Are you renting the barrel, too?}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Are you renting the barrel, too?}}
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{{L|''[The scene shows a medium close-up of Mr. Krabs.]''}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, no.}}
  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, no.}}
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{{L|''[The scene returns to the Two-Shot of SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Then you bought it?}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Then you bought it?}}
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{{L|''[The scene returns to medium close-up of Mr. Krabs.]''}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No.}}
  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No.}}
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{{L|''[The scene returns to the Two-Shot of SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Then, isn’t that stealing?}}
  
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, I, uhh…}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Then, isn't that stealing?}}
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{{L|''[The scene returns to the medium close-up of Mr. Krabs.]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|''[holds up towel from the “Sizzling Spring Sauna”]'' What about this towel from the Sizzling Spring Sauna?}}
  
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Umm…}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, I, uh...}}
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{{L|''[The scene shows a medium shot of Patrick.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[holds up phone]''…And this Bikini Bell phone?}}
  
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{{L|Patrick|''[While holding up a towel.]'' What about this towel from the Sizzling Spring Sauna?}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, I…}}
  
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{{L|''[The scene returns to the medium close-up of Mr. Krabs.]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|''[holds up hedge clippers]'' …And Sandy’s hedge clippers?}}
  
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, there…}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Um... Well..}}
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{{L|''[The scene shows a medium shot of SpongeBob.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[holds up mini-lawn mower]'' …And Plankton’s lawn mower?}}
  
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[While waving a phone back and forth]'' And this Bikini Bell phone?}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, he…}}
  
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{{L|''[The scene returns to the medium close-up of Mr. Krabs.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[holds up hair curlers]'' Even Mrs. Puff’s hair curlers?}}
  
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[grabs it]'' That one was a gift! Listen, all that stuff is, uhh, borrowed!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, uh, it's}}
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{{L|''[The scene returns to the medium shot of Patrick, who is holding Sandy's hedge clippers.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Borrowed? Well, that’s a relief. I thought you took it without permission.}}
  
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{{L|Patrick|''[While holding up hedge clippers]'' And Sandy's hedge clippers?}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ahh, permission’s permission. You can borrow anything you want, anytime, as long as if you give it back before it’s missed. Everyone knows that. Right?}}
  
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{{L|''[The scene returns to the medium close-up of Mr. Krabs. He is now starting to sweat]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|''[raises fist in air]'' O.k.}}
  
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, they're...}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|All right then! ''[Hugs them]'' Hugs! ''[Shoves them out of the K.K]'' You put in a hard day’s work, boys.}}
  
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{{L|''[The scene shows an Extreme Close-up of SpongeBob's hand. It has a small lawnmower in it.]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|But I don’t work here!}}
  
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{{L|SpongeBob|...And Plankton's lawn mower?}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|See you later! ''[Takes out Mr.s. Puff’s hair curlers]'' Oh, that was a close one.}}
  
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{{L|''[The scene returns to the medium close-up of Mr. Krabs.]''}}
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{{L|''[Bubbles go up as the scene changes to Bikini Bottom Park, where people are frolicking and gamboling around. SpongeBob and Patrick walk around slouching, making them look like idiots’. They talk like one, too]''}}
  
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, he...}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|What do you want to do today?}}
  
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{{L|Patrick|I don’t know. What do you want to do today?}}
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{{L|''[The scene returns to the medium shot of SpongeBob.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|I don’t know. What do you want to do today?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[While holding up hair curlers]'' Even Mrs. Puff's hair curlers?}}
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{{L|''[The scene then shows a wide shot of SpongeBob, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs.]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|I don’t know. What do you want to do today?}}
  
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[While grabbing the hair curlers]'' That one was a gift! ''[He stops sweating.]'' Listen, all that stuff is, uh... borrowed.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|I don’t know. What do you want to do today?}}
  
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{{L|''[Patrick stops after seeing a balloon cart]''}}
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{{L|''[The scene returns to the Two-Shot of SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Borrowed? Well, that's a relief. I thought you took it without ''[While shaking his head]'' permission.}}
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{{L|Patrick|''[gasp]'' I know what I want to do today! I need some money. ''[Patrick looks in both his empty pockets, and then decides to look in his belly button. All that is there are some lint, a paper clip and a ticket]'' Oh, I don’t have any money. ''[Pleading to SpongeBob]'' SpongeBob, I want a balloon really, really badly! ''[His eye veins start growing]'' REALLY, REALLY BADLY! ''[Backs off]''}}
  
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{{L|''[The scene shows a medium shot of Mr. Krabs.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|It’s okay, Patrick. There’s lots of money in the First National Bank of SpongeBob. ''[Makes a rainbow appear out of nowhere. They jump on the rainbow and travel to the other side, where a black pot can be found. SpongeBob picks it up and turns it over. Nothing]''}}
  
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[While waving his claw down]'' Ah, permission shmermission! You can borrow anything you want, anytime, as long as if you give it back ''[puts arms to side]'' before it's missed. ''[While shrugging]'' Everyone knows that! Right?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Uh oh, I’m broke, too. Maybe we could borrow money from Squidward?}}
  
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{{L|''[The scene returns to the Two-Shot of SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|No, wait! Instead of borrowing the money, why don’t we just borrow the balloon?}}
  
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{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[raise fists in air]'' Okay!}}
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{{L|''[The scene then shows a wide shot of SpongeBob, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs.]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|All right then! ''[While Hugging them]'' Hugs? ''[Mr. Krabs walks behind SpongeBob and Patrick.]'' You put in ''[While pushing the two out of the frame.]'' a hard day's work, boys!}}
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{{L|''[The scene changes to show a wide shot of the Exterior of the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs pushes SpongeBob and Patrick out the door.]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|But I don't work here!}}
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{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick run out of frame.]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|See you later! ''[The scene shows a medium close up-of Mr. Krabs. He takes out Mrs. Puff's hair curlers.]'' Oh, that was a close one.}}
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{{L|''[The scene changes to show a very wide shot of the park. Shelly Fishbowl is on a swing, Miss Shell is on a bench, and Cara is flying a kite. Halbert passes by the scene.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[Off-screen]'' What do you want to do today?}}
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{{L|''[The scene shows a medium tracking shot of Patrick and SpongeBob. SpongeBob is hunched over and is dragging his arms. Patrick is moving the top of his torso and head in the z-direction.]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|I don't know. What do you want to do today?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|I don't know. What do you want to do today?}}
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{{L|Patrick|I don't know. What do you want to do today?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|I don't know. What do you want to do today?}}
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{{L|''[The too stop moving. Patrick gasps and the scene pans out to show Lou with a balloon stand. The sceneshows a Close up of Patrick's head.]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|I know what I want to do today! ''[The scene shows a close-up of the balloons. They sparkle. The scene shows a medium shot of Patrick.]'' I need some money. ''[Patrick looks in left pocket]'' Uh. ''[He looks in his right pocket.]'' Oh. ''[He looks in his belly button. The scene shows an extreme close up of his belly button. It shows that there is some lint, a paper clip, and a ticket.]'' Oh... ''[The scene shows a two-shot of SpongeBob and Patrick.]'' ''[While shaking his head]'' I don't have any money. ''[The scene changes to a medium close-up shot of SpongeBob. Patrick leans in.]'' SpongeBob, I want a balloon really, really badly! ''[The scene shows a close up of SpongeBob and Patrick.]'' Really, Really, Badly!}}
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{{L|''[The scene shows a wide shot of SpongeBob and Patrick. Patrick backs up.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|It's okay, Patrick. There's lots of money in ''[Points behind himself]'' the First National Bank of SpongeBob. ''[He turns and makes a rainbow appear]'' Follow me! ''[The two ride the rainbow until they land on the ground next to a cauldron that that the rainbow was leading into. SpongeBob picks up the cauldron. The scene shows a medium shot of SpongeBob. He tries to dump the contents of the cauldron out, but there is nothing in it. He looks in it and a Point-of-view shot shows that the cauldron is empty.]'' Uh-oh. I'm broke, too. ''[The scene changes to show a wide shot of SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob throws the cauldron behind him.]'' and Maybe we could borrow money from Squidward?}}
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{{L|''[SpongeBob turns around.]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|No, wait! ''[The scene shows a close up shot of Patrick's face.]'' Instead of borrowing the money, why don't we just borrow the balloon?!}}
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{{L|''[The scene shows a medium close up shot of SpongeBob]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, like Mr. Krabs!}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, like Mr. Krabs!}}
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{{L|''[The scene shows a two-shot of SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|It’s just borrowing, right?}}
  
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{{L|Patrick|It's just borrowing, right?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, and borrowing is okay as long as we bring it back, right?}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, and borrowing is okay as long as we bring it back, right?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Right!}}
  
{{L|Patrick|Right!}}
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{{L|''[SpongeBob swiftly, but smoothly grabs the balloon while the balloon salesman gives a kid a balloon. They run off to the city to play with it]''}}
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{{L|''[The scene changes to show a wide shot of Lou giving a balloon to Monroe Timmy a balloon. SpongeBob takes a red balloon, while he whistles. He runs off. SpongeBob and Patrick run with the balloon, while laughing.]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|This is so great!}}
  
{{L|Patrick|This is so great!}}
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{{L|''[The two stop in downtown Bikini Bottom.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|We’re going to have so much fun! First we can run with the balloon!}}
  
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{{L|SpongeBob|We're going to have so much fun! First we can run with the balloon!}}
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{{L|''[The scene shows a two-shot of SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, then we can go to the beach with the balloon!}}
  
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, then we can go to the beach with the balloon!}}
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{{L|''[The scene shows a close-up of SpongeBob.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, then we can take a bike ride with the balloon, then we can go to the movies and the arcade and the ice rink and the pizza shop!}}
  
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{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah! then we can take a bike ride with the balloon. Then we can go to the movies and the arcade and the ice rink and the pizza shop!}}
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{{L|''[The scene shows a close-up of Patrick.]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|And the moon and the sky and under a car, behind the dumpster!}}
  
{{L|Patrick|And the moon and the sky and under a car, behind the dumpster!}}
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{{L|''[The scene returns to the two-shot of SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|And the candy shop!}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|And the candy shop!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|And then my backyard!}}
  
{{L|Patrick|And then my backyard!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|And under a hill!}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|And under a hill!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|And with a whale!}}
  
{{L|Patrick|And with a whale!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|We love borrowing!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|We love borrowing!}}
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{{L|''[The balloon pops. Both look flabbergasted and sullen]''}}
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{{L|''[The balloon pops. Both look flabbergasted and sullen.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|It popped?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|It popped.}}
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{{L|''[Both take another look, still quiet. They realize that it popped and start screaming]''}}
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{{L|''[Both take another look, quietly. The scene shows a close-up, high angle, shot of the popped balloon. The scene returns to the two-shot of SpongeBob and Patrick. They start screaming. The scene does a close of Patrick.]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|How are we going to return it now, SpongeBob?}}
  
{{L|Patrick|How are we going to return it now, SpongeBob?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[On the ground, picking up the balloon shards]'' I got the pieces!}}
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{{L|''[The scene shows a medium shot of SpongeBob on the ground.]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|''[put his hands in the, umm, “air”]'' I got the air!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[While picking up the balloon pieces]'' I got the pieces!}}
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{{L|''[The two hectically try to put the two components back together, but can’t]''}}
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{{L|''[The scene shows a medium shot of Patrick.]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|''[put his hands in the "air"]'' I got the air!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|We popped the balloon! We can’t return it! We’re thieves! We have to confess.}}
  
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{{L|''[The scene shows a two-shot of Patrick and SpongeBob.]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|Confess? Are you out of your mind? Do you have any idea what they do to people like us? We’re not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or a hijacking here, WE!!!! STOLE!!! A BALLOON!!!! ''[Everybody in town stares at the boys; some try to avoid them altogether]'' And they’re going to lock us up forever.}}
  
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[covering Patrick’s mouth so no one can hear him]'' You’re right, we’ve just got to keep our heads. Act normal.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hurry put the pieces on! ''[SpongeBob puts the pieces in a balloon shape in the "air". It falls to the ground.]'' We popped the balloon!}}
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{{L|Patrick|Ga-heh!}}
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{{L|''[They start acting stupid, body jumping on the ground, wailing and pulling their selves by their tongue]''}}
  
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{{L|Billy|Wow, street performers!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|We can't return it!}}
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{{L|Patrick|Wha-guh!}}
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{{L|''[A crowd gathers around admiring the show]'' ''[crowd cheering]''}}
  
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{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|''[yelling]'' It’s not working! [both scream]}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|We're thieves!}}
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{{L|Patrick|Hi-yo-hoo!}}
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{{L|''[They run away, smacking into the balloon cart]''}}
  
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{{L|SpongeBob|We have to confess.}}
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{{L|''[SpongeBob grabs some of Patrick's fat]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|Confess?! ''[The scene shows a medium shot of the two. Patrick pushes SpongeBob away.]'' Are you out of your mind?! Do you have any idea what they do to people like us? We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or a hijacking here. ''[The scene shows a wide shot of the scene.]'' ''[As Jimmy Gus, Nancy, an anchovy holding a briefcase, and Dave walk up and stop, Bill, Nat, Tina Fran, and Fred look out their window, and a fish's head pops up from the sewers]'' We stole a Balloon! ''[The scene shows a medium shot of SpongeBob and Patrick.]'' ''[As Jimmy Gus Walks by]'' And they're going to lock us up forever.}}
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{{L|''[SpongeBob covers Patrick's mouth.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|You're right, ''[The scene shows a medium shot of Patrick and SpongeBob]'' ''[While he moves past the front side of Patrick, still covering Patrick's mouth]'' we've just got to keep our heads. Act normal.}}
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{{L|''[The scene changes to a medium shot of the two. The two talk gibberish. SpongeBob walks in a circle sticking his tongue out. Patrick flops on the ground. SpongeBob starts flopping on the ground. He slides in a curve and then gets up. He grabs his tongue and starts shimmying around. Frankie Billy walks by and stops. Patrick starts crawling. SpongeBob jumps in the air, holding his tongue. He then twirls it around, when he is in the air. Patrick Starts bouncing around on his butt and SpongeBob turns his two eyes into one.]''}}
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{{L|Frankie Billy|Wow, street performers!}}
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{{L|''[The scene shows a very wide shot of Frankie Billy, SpongeBob and Patrick. A crowd gathers around admiring the show. The crowd cheers. Patrick starts wobbling and SpongeBob moves his eyes around and wiggles his arms. The two stop.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[yelling]'' It's not working!}}
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{{L|''[The two scream and run away. They hit the Balloon cart.]''}}
 
{{L|Lou|Hi there!}}
  
{{L|Lou|Hi there!}}
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{{L|''[They scream and run away. The salesman looks confused]''}}
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{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick scream and run away. The salesman looks confused]''}}
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{{L|Lou|Hey! Don’t you want a free balloon? It’s National Free Balloon Day!}}
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{{L|Lou|Hey! Don't you want a free balloon? It's National Free Balloon Day!}}
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{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick running]''}}
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{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick are shown running at a low shot.]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|He’s onto us!}}
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{{L|Patrick|He's onto us!}}
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{{L|''[The scene shows SpongeBob running in a somewhat tracking shot medium shot.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|It’s not safe for Bikini Bottom anymore. We’ve got to move fast and cover our tracks.}}
  
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{{L|SpongeBob|It's not safe for Bikini Bottom anymore. We've got to move fast and cover our tracks.}}
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{{L|Patrick|''[running while carrying a can of red paint and making a line of red paint on the sand]'' I’m on it, SpongeBob!}}
  
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{{L|''[Cut to the top of a cliff outside of Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob and Patrick are looking at the whole B.B. saddened]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|''[running while carrying a can of red paint and making a line of red paint on the sand]'' I'm on it, SpongeBob!}}
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{{L|''[The two are shown running in a panning shot. The scene changes to show the top of a cliff outside of Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob and Patrick are looking at Bikini Bottom. Their backs are shown.]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Take a last look Patrick. We can never go back.}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Take a last look Patrick. We can never go back.}}
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{{L|''[The scene shows the two from the front at a worms-eye view.]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|''[waving]'' Good-bye Bikini Bottom.}}
  
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{{L|Patrick|''[While waving]'' Goodbye, Bikini Bottom.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[picking up hobo stick]'' We’ve only got ourselves and what we can carry on our backs.}}
  
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{{L|Patrick|''[Picks up stick with the cloth wrapped around his rock house]'' Yup.}}
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{{L|''[The scene shows SpongeBob in a medium shot.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|We’re going to have to travel lighter.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[while picking up hobo stick]'' We've only got ourselves and what we can carry on our backs.}}
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{{L|''[They walk off into the sunset. Cut to next scene. SpongeBob and Patrick are sitting next to a burning fire]''}}
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{{L|''[The scene shows Patrick in a medium Close-up.]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|''[Picks up stick.]'' Yup.}}
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{{L|''[Patrick struggles. The scene shows a wide shot of the scene. Patrick is shown holding a stick that is attacked to a bundle that is attacked to his house. Patrick stops.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|We're going to have to travel lighter.}}
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{{L|''[The scene shows a shot of the sunset. Patrick and SpongeBob walk towards the sun. The scene changes to show SpongeBob and Patrick sitting next to a campfire at night in a very wide shot.]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|I wanna go home.}}
  
{{L|Patrick|I wanna go home.}}
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{{L|''[The scene shows a wide shot of the two.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|We can never go home, Pat; We’re wanted men. We’ll spend the rest of our lives running...running, but at least it’s warm around the fire.}}
  
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{{L|SpongeBob|We can never go home, Pat. We're wanted men. ''[The scene shows a medium shot of SpongeBob]'' We'll spend the rest of our lives running...running, but at least it's warmer on the fire.}}
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{{L|Patrick|Hey, if we’re underwater, how could there be a...}}
  
−
{{L|''[The fire dissolves]''}}
 +
{{L|''[The scene returns to the wide shot of the two.]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|I’m scared, SpongeBob.}}
 +
{{L|Patrick|Hey, if we're underwater, how could there be a...}}
  +
{{L|''[The fire goes out. An owl noise is heard.]''}}
  +
{{L|Patrick|I'm scared, SpongeBob!}}
  +
{{L|''[The scene returns to the medium shot of SpongeBob]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|No more nice, warm beds.}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|No more nice, warm beds.}}
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{{L|Patrick|Uhh!}}
 +
{{L|''[The scene shows medium shot of Patrick.]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|Hey.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[saddened]'' No more Krabby Patties. No more getting mail. ''[Patrick sucks his thumb]'' No more Gary. No more movies. No more Squidward. No more Sandy or Pearl or Mr. Krabs. No more anything.}}
  
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{{L|''[The scene returns to the medium shot of SpongeBob]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[saddened]'' No more Krabby Patties.}}
  +
{{L|''[The scene returns to the medium shot of Patrick. He starts to tear up.]''}}
  +
{{L|Patrick|Oh!}}
  +
{{L|SpongeBob|No more getting mail! ''[A medium close up of Patrick is shown. He sucks his thumb. The scene shows a medium close up og SpongeBob is shown. He starts to tear up.]'' No more Gary! ''[A medium shot of Patrick is shown. He rocks back and forth.] [Off-Screen]'' No more movies! ''[The scene returns to the medium close-up of SpongeBob. He starts crying.]'' No more Squidward! ''[The scene returns to the medium shot of Patrick. He is still racking back and forth] [Off-screen]'' No more Sandy or Pearl or Mr. Krabs! ''[The scene returns to the medium shot of SpongeBob. He is holding a long list] [As he throws the list behind himself]'' No more anything!}}
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{{L|''[The scene shows a wide shot of SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[crying]'' I want ice cream!}}
  
{{L|Patrick|''[crying]'' I want ice cream!}}
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{{L|''[SpongeBob sniffles.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[sniffling]'' But it doesn’t have to be all bad, right? I mean, at least we have each other.}}
  
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{{L|SpongeBob|But it doesn't have to be all bad, right? I mean, at least we have each other.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[losing sadness]'' Yeah!}}
  
{{L|Patrick|''[losing sadness]'' Yeah!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|And all that running is good for your buns and thighs, right? ''[A picture of a strong, muscular German man shows up. He is wearing nothing but flower-styled shorts]''}}
 +
{{L|SpongeBob|And ''[The scene changes to show a medium shot of SpongeBob.]'' all that running is good for your buns and thighs, right?}}
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{{L|''[A picture of a strong, muscular German man appear. He is wearing nothing but flower-styled shorts]''}}
 
{{L|Muscleman|Ya! Buns and thighs.}}
  
{{L|Muscleman|Ya! Buns and thighs.}}
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{{L|''[Back to fire scene]''}}
 +
{{L|''[The scene shows a medium shot of Patrick.]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|And the bitter cold, it’s bracing, isn’t it?}}
 +
{{L|Patrick|''[Standing up]'' And the bitter cold, it's bracing, isn't it?!}}
  +
{{L|''[The scene shows a medium shot of SpongeBob. He looks like a cubit snowman.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[looking like a cubic snowman]'' Yeah! Maybe being a felon could be…''[breaks out of snowman]'' ...fun! ''[Loosening tie]'' We can loosen our ties.}}
  
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{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah! Maybe being a felon could be... ''[breaks out of snowman]'' ...fun! ''[Loosening tie]'' We can loosen our ties.}}
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{{L|Patrick|Yeah! ''[Unloosens tie from his head. The tie was wrapped tightly on his temple. The air bubble stuck in there deflates. Patrick jumps, waving his hands]'' And we can fly!}}
  
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{{L|''[The scene shows a close up shot of Patrick with a green necktie on his head. There is an air bubble in his head.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[jumping]'' Yeah!}}
  
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{{L|Patrick|Yeah! ''[Unloosens tie from his head as the scene pans out until it is a medium scene. The air bubble stuck in there deflates. Patrick jumps, waving his hands]'' And we can fly!}}
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{{L|''[SpongeBob jumps too close to the edge of the cliff and falls screaming and hits the ground with a thud]''}}
  
  +
{{L|''[A wide shot is shown. The two are near a cliff.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[echoing from the bottom]'' Okay, we still can't do that. ''[Coming back to Patrick]'' But at least we don’t have to shave.}}
  
  +
{{L|SpongeBob|''[While jumping of the cliff]'' Yeah!}}
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{{L|Patrick|I’m way ahead of you, buddy! ''[shows SpongeBob his hairy legs]''}}
  
  +
{{L|''[SpongeBob falls, screaming, and hits the ground with a thud.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|And you get to talk tough! ''[Transforming his head into a 10-gallon hat, imitating a cowboy]'' This town ain’t big enough for the two of us.}}
  
  +
{{L|SpongeBob|''[echoing from the bottom]'' Okay, we still can't do that! ''[A wide shot of the two is shown.] [Crawling to Patrick]'' But at least we don't have to shave.}}
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{{L|Patrick|Uh, let me try: Uh...hey, punk. ''[Laughing at himself]''}}
  
  +
{{L|''[The two sit down. A medium close-up is shown.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|And the best part is: now that we’re felons, we don’t have to return anything we borrowed!}}
  
−
{{L|Both|''[jumping for joy]'' Yeah!}}
 +
{{L|Patrick|''[While lifting his left leg]'' I'm way ahead of you, buddy!}}
  +
{{L|''[An extreme close up of Patrick's hairy left leg is shown. The scene of SpongeBob in a medium close up is shown.]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|''[points to SpongeBob]'' And we owe it all to you.}}
  
  +
{{L|SpongeBob|And you get to talk tough! ''[SpongeBob is shown in a wide shot. He transforms his head into a 10-gallon hat.] [Imitating a cowboy.]'' This town ain't big enough for the two of us.}}
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{{L|''[The scene shows a medium shot of Patrick.]''}}
  +
{{L|Patrick|Uh, let me try: ''[Using a bad impersonation of a cowboy]'' Uh...hey, punk.}}
  +
{{L|''[Patrick laughs. The scene shows a wide shot of the two.]''}}
  +
{{L|SpongeBob|And the best part is: now that we're felons, we don't have to return anything we borrowed!}}
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{{L|''[The scene shows a very wide shot.]''}}
  +
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[jumping for joy]'' Yeah!}}
  +
{{L|''[The scene shows a medium shot of Patrick. He lands on his butt.]''}}
  +
{{L|Patrick|And we owe it all to ''[Point at SpongeBob]'' you.}}
  +
{{L|''[The scene shows a medium shot of SpongeBob]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|What are you talking about? Taking the balloon was your evil plan.}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|What are you talking about? Taking the balloon was your evil plan.}}
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{{L|''[The scene returns to the medium shot of Patrick.]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|Doh, I’m nothing but a lot of talk, you’re the one with the sticky fingers.}}
  
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{{L|Patrick|Oh, I'm nothing but a lot of talk! You're the one with the sticky fingers.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Ahh, Patrick, you’re the best bad influence ever.}}
  
  +
{{L|''[The scene returns to the medium shot of SpongeBob]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|You, too! ''[Hugs]'' I wish we had something to eat, though.}}
  
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[taking two chocolate bars out of his pants]'' Look what I’ve got!}}
 +
{{L|SpongeBob|''[blushes happily]'' Aw, Patrick... ''[The scene returns to the wide shot of the two.]'' you're the best bad influence ever!}}
  +
{{L|Patrick|You, too! ''[The two get up and hug.]'' I wish we had something to eat, though.}}
  +
{{L|SpongeBob|''[As the two sit down and SpongeBob takes out two chocolate bars]'' Look what I've got!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[cheering]'' Rectangles!}}
  
{{L|Patrick|''[cheering]'' Rectangles!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Not just any rectangles...Candy bars. ''[Patrick stares at it, amazed]''}}
 +
{{L|SpongeBob|Not just any rectangles...''[The scene shows an extreme close up of the Candy bars]'' Candy bars!}}
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{{L|Patrick|Ohh!}}
 +
{{L|''[The scene shows a close up of Patrick's face.]''}}
  +
{{L|Patrick|Oh!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|All we have to do is make them last for the rest of our lives. ''[Gives one to Patrick]''}}
  
  +
{{L|''[The scene returns to the medium shot of SpongeBob.]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|Thanks SpongeBob. ''[Stupidly]'' I think I’ll eat it now. ''[Takes big bite of the still-wrapped chocolate bar, finishes the rest and then sighs]'' I think I’ll eat it now. ''[Takes another big bite, but realizes it’s just his hand]'' Oww! Where’d my candy bar go? ''[Starts digging in sand]'' I must have dropped it.}}
  
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{{L|SpongeBob|You just ate it, Pat. It’s all over your face.}}
 +
{{L|SpongeBob|All we have to do is make them last for the rest of our lives!}}
  +
{{L|''[SpongeBob gives one to Patrick. The scene returns to the medium shot of Patrick.]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|''[still looking]'' Where’d it go? I’m going to starve. ''[Digs a big hole]'' Where’d it go?}}
  
  +
{{L|Patrick|Thanks SpongeBob. I think I'll eat it now! ''[Patrick takes big bite of the still-wrapped chocolate bar, finishes the rest and then sighs.]'' I think I'll eat it now. ''[Takes another big bite of his hand.]'' Ow! Who? ''[An extreme close-up of Patrick's hand is shown. The scene returns to the medium scene of Patrick.]'' Where'd my candy bar go? ''[Starts digging in sand]'' I must have dropped it.}}
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{{L|''[The sand from Patrick’s digging-like-a-dog covers SpongeBob. Patrick’s head pops up under SpongeBob]''}}
  
  +
{{L|''[The scene returns to the medium shot of SpongeBob.]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|I can’t find it! Where could it possibly be? ''[Looks up and sees SpongeBob with his candy bar]'' Ah hah!}}
  
  +
{{L|SpongeBob|You just ate it, Pat. It's all over your face.}}
  +
{{L|''[The scene shows a medium close-up of Patrick.]''}}
  +
{{L|Patrick|''[still looking]'' Where'd it go? I'm gonna starve. ''[Digs a big hole]'' Where'd it go?}}
  +
{{L|''[The scene pans out to show that SpongeBob has been covered in sand. Patrick pops up from under SpongeBob.]''}}
  +
{{L|Patrick|I can't find it! ''[The scene shows a close-up of Patrick's head]'' Where could it possibly be? ''[The scene shows a Point-of-view shot from Patrick.]'' Ahaha!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|What?}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|What?}}
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{{L|Patrick|''[jumps out of the hole, points at SpongeBob]'' You stole my candy bar!}}
 +
{{L|''[The scene changes to show a wide shot of the two. Patrick jumps out of the hole and points at SpongeBob.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|No, I didn’t.}}
 +
{{L|Patrick|You stole my candy bar!}}
  +
{{L|SpongeBob|No, I didn't.}}
−
{{L|Patrick|Oh, so that’s how it is, huh? Once a thief always a thief.}}
  
  +
{{L|Patrick|Oh, so that's how it is, huh? Once a thief, always a thief.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|You ate yours, ''[points to his candy bar]'' this is mine.}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|You ate yours, ''[points to his candy bar]'' this is mine.}}
  +
{{L|''[The scene shows a close-up shot of Patrick.]''}}
−
{{L|Patrick|You took my only food, ''[camera pans down to show Patrick’s stomach blasting with cellulite]'' now I’m going to starve.}}
  
  +
{{L|Patrick|You took my only food, ''[The scene pans down to show Patrick's stomach blasting with cellulite.]'' now I'm gonna starve.}}
  +
{{L|''[The scene shows a wide shot of the two.]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[nicely]'' Here Patrick, just take half of mine.}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|''[nicely]'' Here Patrick, just take half of mine.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Yours? You mean mine.}}
  
{{L|Patrick|Yours? You mean mine.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|[Getting annoyed] Do you want it or what?}}
 +
{{L|SpongeBob|Do you want it or what?}}
−
{{L|Patrick|I don’t want it unless you admit you took it.}}
 +
{{L|Patrick|I don't want it unless you admit you took it.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|This is my candy bar.}}
 +
{{L|SpongeBob|This is my candy bar!}}
  +
{{L|''[The scene shows a medium close-up of Patrick.]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Liar, liar, plants for hire.}}
  
{{L|Patrick|Liar, liar, plants for hire.}}
  +
{{L|''[The scene shows a medium close-up of SpongeBob.]''}}
−
{{L|SpongeBob|It’s “pants on fire”, Patrick.}}
  
−
{{L|Patrick|Well, you would know, liar.}}
 +
{{L|SpongeBob|It's "pants on fire", Patrick.}}
  +
{{L|''[The scene returns to the medium close-up of Patrick.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Well, if you’re going to be that way, I’ll eat it myself.}}
  
−
{{L|Patrick|You better not!}}
 +
{{L|Patrick|Well, you would know... liar.}}
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{{L|''[SpongeBob rips open the wrapper]''}}
 +
{{L|''[The scene returns to the medium close-up of SpongeBob.]''}}
  +
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, if you're going to be that way... I'll eat it myself.}}
−
{{L|Patrick|''[fiercely]'' I’m warning you!}}
  
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{{L|''[SpongeBob takes the candy bar closer to his mouth swaying his tongue up and down]''}}
 +
{{L|''[The scene returns to the medium close-up of Patrick.]''}}
  +
{{L|Patrick|You better not! The scene returns to the medium close-up of SpongeBob. He rips open the wrapper. The scene returns to the medium close-up of Patrick.]'' [fiercely]'' I'm warning you!}}
−
{{L|Patrick|Don’t!}}
  
  +
{{L|''[The scene returns to the medium close-up of SpongeBob. He takes the candy bar closer to his mouth swaying his tongue up and down.]''}}
−
{{L|''[SpongeBob moves his tongue closer, barely touching the bar]''}}
  
  +
{{L|''[The scene shows a close-up of Patrick.]''}}
  +
{{L|Patrick|Don't!}}
  +
{{L|''[The scene shows an extreme close-up of The candy bar and SpongeBob's mouth. SpongeBob moves his tongue closer, almost touching the bar.]''}}
  +
{{L|''[The scene returns to the close-up of Patrick.]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Stop it!}}
  
{{L|Patrick|Stop it!}}
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{{L|''[SpongeBob chomps lightly on the bar]''}}
 +
{{L|''[The scene shows a close-up of SpongeBob.]''}}
  +
{{L|Patrick|''[As SpongeBob chomps lightly on the bar] ''[Off-screen]'' Don't! ''[The scene shows a close-up of Patrick.]'' Oh! ''}}
−
{{L|Patrick|Don’t! Ohh!}}
  
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{{L|''[SpongeBob puts the bar in his wide opened mouth, his two teeth go across the surface of the bar, making a string line of chocolate]''}}
 +
{{L|''[The scene returns to the close-up of SpogneBob. SpongeBob puts the bar in his wide opened mouth, his two teeth go across the surface of the bar, making a string line of chocolate]''}}
  +
{{L|''[The scene returns to the close-up of Patrick.]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|''[Enraged]'' Ahh!}}
  
  +
{{L|Patrick|''[Enraged]'' Ah! ''[The scene shows a medium shot of SpongeBob.]'' [As SpongeBob puts the bar through his head and moves them left to right.] Ah! ''[The scene changes to show a close-up of SpongeBob. He licks the candy bar. The scene shows a close-up of Patrick. He is shaking his head. SpongeBob is shown licking the Candy bar again. The close-up of Patrick is shown again. The medium close-up of SpongeBob. He slowly pushes the candy barn into his mouth. He starts chewing. A wide shot of the two is shown.] [angrily, while jumping in the air]'' You're a crazy person! I should have expected this after the way you stole that balloon!}}
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{{L|''[SpongeBob puts the bar in his, what would be, ear holes and moves them left to right]''}}
  
  +
{{L|''[The scene shows a medium close-up of SpongeBob.]''}}
−
{{L|Patrick|No!}}
  
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{{L|''[SpongeBob licks the bar all around while Patrick screams. Then SpongeBob eats the bar]''}}
  
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{{L|Patrick|''[angrily]'' You’re a crazy person! I should have expected this after the way you stole that balloon.}}
  
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Did I, Patrick, did I? Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it?}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Did I, Patrick, did I? Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it?}}
  +
{{L|''[The scene shows a close-up of Patrick.]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|Ohh, that’s it!}}
  
  +
{{L|Patrick|Oh, ''[The scene shows a wide shot of the two.]'' that's it!}}
−
{{L|''[Patrick stomps his foot down on the firewood. The fire lights up again. Patrick screams]''}}
  
  +
{{L|''[Patrick stomps his foot down on the firewood. The fire lights up again. Patrick screams.]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|First the balloon, now my candy bar. You’re out of control! I...I... ''[menacingly]'' I’m telling on you!}}
  
  +
{{L|Patrick|First the balloon, now my candy bar... ''[The scene shows a medium close up of Patrick]'' you're out of control! I'm... ''[menacingly]'' ...I'm telling on you.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Not if I tell on you first! ''[runs away, toward the direction of the B.B. police department]''}}
  
  +
{{L|''[The scene returns to the wide shot of the two. SpongeBob gasps.]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|I’ll beat you there. ''[runs]''}}
  
  +
{{L|SpongeBob| Not if I tell on you first!}}
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{{L|''[The two are in a daftly race to the police department]''}}
  
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{{L|SpongeBob|You’re going to get in trouble.}}
 +
{{L|''[SpongeBob runs off-screen.]''}}
  +
{{L|Patrick|I'll beat you there.}}
  +
{{L|''[He runs off-screen. The two are shown in running next to each other. The two are shown running from a worm's eye-view]''}}
  +
{{L|SpongeBob|You're going to get in trouble.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|No, you are!}}
  
{{L|Patrick|No, you are!}}
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{{L|''[The two finally reach the B.B.P.D. gasping. They going inside and all start to talk at once]''}}
 +
{{L|''[The scene shows an extremely wide shot of the two running closer to the foreground.]''}}
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{{L|''[The scene changes to show the [[Bikini Bottom Police Department|Bikini Bottom Police Station]]. The scene pans into the building. The scene shows the interior. It shows Officer Rob at the front desk.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|He.. When.. him... and the balloon.. and the boom... I...}}
  
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{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|He.. When.. him... ''[The scene then shows SpongeBob and Patrick in the point-of-view of Officer Rob]'' and the balloon.. and the boom... I...}}
−
{{L|Officer Durado|What can I do for you boys?}}
  
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{{L|Both|''[they look at each other]'' We stole a balloon! ''[they start crying]''}}
 +
{{L|''[The scene then shows a worm's-eye-view of the desk]''}}
  +
{{L|Officer Rob|What can I do for you, boys?}}
−
{{L|''[the policeman looks at them, confused. The second policeman comes up]''}}
  
  +
{{L|''[The scene returns to Officer Rob's point-of-view.}}
−
{{L|Officer Malley|What’s the problem here?}}
  
−
{{L|Officer Durado|Well, it appears these two stole a balloon.}}
 +
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[they look at each other]'' We stole a balloon!}}
  +
{{L|''[A medium close-up of Officer Rob is shown.] [SpongeBob and Patrick start crying.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[still crying]'' What are you going to do to us?}}
  
  +
{{L|Patrick|''[off-camera]'' I'm not good.}}
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{{L|''[The policemen, whisper to each other]''}}
  
  +
{{L|SpongeBob|''[off-camera]'' We stole a balloon.}}
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{{L|Officer Duraldo|Okay, follow me.}}
  
  +
{{L|''[The scene returns to the medium close-up of Officer Rob]''}}
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{{L|''[The two are taking into cell 2A and the door is shut on them]'' If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime. ''[pauses for a few]'' Okay, time’s up. ''[opens cell]'' Now, get out.}}
  
  +
{{L|Officer John|''[While walking into frame]'' What's the problem here?}}
  +
{{L|Officer Rob|Well, it appears these two stole a balloon.}}
  +
{{L|''[The scene then shows a two-shot of SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
  +
{{L|SpongeBob|''[As he and Patrick hold back tears]'' What are you going to do to us?}}
  +
{{L|''[The scene returns to the medium close-up of the officers. Officer John whisper to Officer Rob.]''}}
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{{L|Officer Rob|Okay, follow me. [The scene changes to show a wide shot of Cell 1B.] [As SpongeBob and Patrick walk into the cell]'' If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. ''[Officer Rob closes the cell door. He waits a few seconds.]'' Okay, time's up. ''[He opens cell.]'' Now, get out.}}
  +
{{L|''[The inside of the cell is shown in a wide shot of SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|But...But...we stole a balloon.}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|But...But...we stole a balloon.}}
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{{L|Officer Malley|Yeah, on Free Balloon Day! ''[laughs with comrade]''}}
 +
{{L|Officer Rob|Yeah, on Free Balloon Day.}}
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{{L|''[The Police officer laugh. The scene changes to a medium of the exterior of the Police Station. Officer Rob has some lollipops in his fin.]'' How about some lollipops for the roads, boys?}}
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{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick are dumbfounded. Cut to scene|Outside of the B.B.P.D]''}}
  
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{{L|Officer Durado|''[brings out lollipops]'' How about some lollipops for the roads, boys?}}
 +
{{L|''[SpongeBob takes the lollipops. He gives one to Patrick. The scene shows the two in a Medium shot.]''}}
  +
{{L|SpongeBob|Let's vow never to borrow anything without permission again.}}
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{{L|''[They take them]''}}
  
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{{L|Patrick|You said it! ''[The scene shows an extreme close up of part of the police station. The two put both their lollipops together, but Patrick's is already eaten. The scene shows a close up of Patrick's face. Patrick's mouth is covered with some lollipop residue]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Let’s vow not to borrow anything without permission again.}}
  
  +
{{L|Patrick|All right! Which one of you flatfoots stole my lollipop? ''[The scene shows a wide shot of the four. SpongeBob and the two officers start laughing. Patrick joins in. The scene then shows the island with the moon and the laughing stops.]'' I mean it.}}
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{{L|Patrick|You said it.}}
  
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{{L|''[They put both their lollipops together, but Patrick’s is already eaten. Patrick’s mouth is covered with some lollipop residue]''}}
  
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{{L|Patrick|All right! Which one of you flatfoots stole my lollipop? ''[Everyone starts laughing]''}}
  
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{{L|Patrick|I mean it.}}
  
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== Trivia ==
  
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* The part where SpongeBob says "No more getting mail." was "No more getting nailed." in the original airing, but was changed to "No more getting mail" in repeats of this episode due to sexual refences.
  
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  • [A shot of the exterior of the Krusty Krab is shown.]
  • TV Announcer: And now, back to Crustacean Crime Theater.
  • [The scene changes to show a black and white TV. On it, there is a sleeping crab. Another crab comes in and evilly laughs. He grabs the crab's shell and the sleeping crab wakes up. The crab, possibly the Sneaky Hermit runs away with the shell, laughing evilly.]
  • Shellnapping Victim: Stop! Thief!
  • [Two police officers show up.]
  • Cop #1: Which way did he go?
  • Shellnapping Victim: [pointing to the direction the thief ran] He went that way!
  • Cop #2: Let's get em, boys!
  • [four police officers run after the Sneaky Hermit, off-screen. They run back into frame with the Sneaky Hermit tied up. The scene then shows a shot of the Sneaky Hermit wearing.]
  • Thief: [As bars come down and the scene pans out to show the TV inside of the Krusty Krab, at a table.] Curses! Foiled again!
  • [The scene shows Mr. Krabs at a table watching a small TV. Patrick and SpongeBob are behind him.]
  • Mr. Krabs: What a no-good eel-in-a-kelp that guy was! [Stands on barrel.] There ain't nothing worse than a thief! [shot changes to a medium close up of Mr. Krabs] Thieves need to be locked up forever! They should all be strung up by their gills and forced to breathe air!
  • [The shot returns to the wide shot of Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Patrick.]
  • SpongeBob: But, Mr. Krabs, [shot changes to a medium close up of SpongeBob] what about all the stuff you stole?
  • [shot changes to a medium close up of Mr. Krabs]
  • Mr. Krabs: What do you mean?
  • SpongeBob: [The scene returns to the points to the wide shot of Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Patrick. SpongeBob points to the barrel Mr. Krabs is standing on.] Like that barrel. [The scene then shows a close up of the barrel.] It says, "Property of Salty Sea Farms".
  • [The scene zooms out a little and Mr. Krabs jumps off the barrel.]
  • Mr. Krabs: Oh, that's where I rent me pickles from.
  • [The scene shows a Two-Shot of SpongeBob and Patrick.]
  • SpongeBob: Are you renting the barrel, too?
  • [The scene shows a medium close-up of Mr. Krabs.]
  • Mr. Krabs: Well, no.
  • [The scene returns to the Two-Shot of SpongeBob and Patrick.]
  • SpongeBob: Then you bought it?
  • [The scene returns to medium close-up of Mr. Krabs.]
  • Mr. Krabs: No.
  • [The scene returns to the Two-Shot of SpongeBob and Patrick.]
  • SpongeBob: Then, isn't that stealing?
  • [The scene returns to the medium close-up of Mr. Krabs.]
  • Mr. Krabs: Well, I, uh...
  • [The scene shows a medium shot of Patrick.]
  • Patrick: [While holding up a towel.] What about this towel from the Sizzling Spring Sauna?
  • [The scene returns to the medium close-up of Mr. Krabs.]
  • Mr. Krabs: Um... Well..
  • [The scene shows a medium shot of SpongeBob.]
  • SpongeBob: [While waving a phone back and forth] And this Bikini Bell phone?
  • [The scene returns to the medium close-up of Mr. Krabs.]
  • Mr. Krabs: Well, uh, it's
  • [The scene returns to the medium shot of Patrick, who is holding Sandy's hedge clippers.]
  • Patrick: [While holding up hedge clippers] And Sandy's hedge clippers?
  • [The scene returns to the medium close-up of Mr. Krabs. He is now starting to sweat]
  • Mr. Krabs: Oh, they're...
  • [The scene shows an Extreme Close-up of SpongeBob's hand. It has a small lawnmower in it.]
  • SpongeBob: ...And Plankton's lawn mower?
  • [The scene returns to the medium close-up of Mr. Krabs.]
  • Mr. Krabs: Well, he...
  • [The scene returns to the medium shot of SpongeBob.]
  • SpongeBob: [While holding up hair curlers] Even Mrs. Puff's hair curlers?
  • [The scene then shows a wide shot of SpongeBob, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs.]
  • Mr. Krabs: [While grabbing the hair curlers] That one was a gift! [He stops sweating.] Listen, all that stuff is, uh... borrowed.
  • [The scene returns to the Two-Shot of SpongeBob and Patrick.]
  • SpongeBob: Borrowed? Well, that's a relief. I thought you took it without [While shaking his head] permission.
  • [The scene shows a medium shot of Mr. Krabs.]
  • Mr. Krabs: [While waving his claw down] Ah, permission shmermission! You can borrow anything you want, anytime, as long as if you give it back [puts arms to side] before it's missed. [While shrugging] Everyone knows that! Right?
  • [The scene returns to the Two-Shot of SpongeBob and Patrick.]
  • SpongeBob and Patrick: [raise fists in air] Okay!
  • [The scene then shows a wide shot of SpongeBob, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs.]
  • Mr. Krabs: All right then! [While Hugging them] Hugs? [Mr. Krabs walks behind SpongeBob and Patrick.] You put in [While pushing the two out of the frame.] a hard day's work, boys!
  • [The scene changes to show a wide shot of the Exterior of the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs pushes SpongeBob and Patrick out the door.]
  • Patrick: But I don't work here!
  • [SpongeBob and Patrick run out of frame.]
  • Mr. Krabs: See you later! [The scene shows a medium close up-of Mr. Krabs. He takes out Mrs. Puff's hair curlers.] Oh, that was a close one.
  • [The scene changes to show a very wide shot of the park. Shelly Fishbowl is on a swing, Miss Shell is on a bench, and Cara is flying a kite. Halbert passes by the scene.]
  • SpongeBob: [Off-screen] What do you want to do today?
  • [The scene shows a medium tracking shot of Patrick and SpongeBob. SpongeBob is hunched over and is dragging his arms. Patrick is moving the top of his torso and head in the z-direction.]
  • Patrick: I don't know. What do you want to do today?
  • SpongeBob: I don't know. What do you want to do today?
  • Patrick: I don't know. What do you want to do today?
  • SpongeBob: I don't know. What do you want to do today?
  • [The too stop moving. Patrick gasps and the scene pans out to show Lou with a balloon stand. The sceneshows a Close up of Patrick's head.]
  • Patrick: I know what I want to do today! [The scene shows a close-up of the balloons. They sparkle. The scene shows a medium shot of Patrick.] I need some money. [Patrick looks in left pocket] Uh. [He looks in his right pocket.] Oh. [He looks in his belly button. The scene shows an extreme close up of his belly button. It shows that there is some lint, a paper clip, and a ticket.] Oh... [The scene shows a two-shot of SpongeBob and Patrick.] [While shaking his head] I don't have any money. [The scene changes to a medium close-up shot of SpongeBob. Patrick leans in.] SpongeBob, I want a balloon really, really badly! [The scene shows a close up of SpongeBob and Patrick.] Really, Really, Badly!
  • [The scene shows a wide shot of SpongeBob and Patrick. Patrick backs up.]
  • SpongeBob: It's okay, Patrick. There's lots of money in [Points behind himself] the First National Bank of SpongeBob. [He turns and makes a rainbow appear] Follow me! [The two ride the rainbow until they land on the ground next to a cauldron that that the rainbow was leading into. SpongeBob picks up the cauldron. The scene shows a medium shot of SpongeBob. He tries to dump the contents of the cauldron out, but there is nothing in it. He looks in it and a Point-of-view shot shows that the cauldron is empty.] Uh-oh. I'm broke, too. [The scene changes to show a wide shot of SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob throws the cauldron behind him.] and Maybe we could borrow money from Squidward?
  • [SpongeBob turns around.]
  • Patrick: No, wait! [The scene shows a close up shot of Patrick's face.] Instead of borrowing the money, why don't we just borrow the balloon?!
  • [The scene shows a medium close up shot of SpongeBob]
  • SpongeBob: Yeah, like Mr. Krabs!
  • [The scene shows a two-shot of SpongeBob and Patrick.]
  • Patrick: It's just borrowing, right?
  • SpongeBob: Yeah, and borrowing is okay as long as we bring it back, right?
  • Patrick: Right!
  • [The scene changes to show a wide shot of Lou giving a balloon to Monroe Timmy a balloon. SpongeBob takes a red balloon, while he whistles. He runs off. SpongeBob and Patrick run with the balloon, while laughing.]
  • Patrick: This is so great!
  • [The two stop in downtown Bikini Bottom.]
  • SpongeBob: We're going to have so much fun! First we can run with the balloon!
  • [The scene shows a two-shot of SpongeBob and Patrick.]
  • Patrick: Yeah, then we can go to the beach with the balloon!
  • [The scene shows a close-up of SpongeBob.]
  • SpongeBob: Yeah! then we can take a bike ride with the balloon. Then we can go to the movies and the arcade and the ice rink and the pizza shop!
  • [The scene shows a close-up of Patrick.]
  • Patrick: And the moon and the sky and under a car, behind the dumpster!
  • [The scene returns to the two-shot of SpongeBob and Patrick.]
  • SpongeBob: And the candy shop!
  • Patrick: And then my backyard!
  • SpongeBob: And in a plane!
  • Patrick: And over a rock!
  • SpongeBob: And under a hill!
  • Patrick: And with a whale!
  • SpongeBob and Patrick: We love borrowing!
  • [The balloon pops. Both look flabbergasted and sullen.]
  • SpongeBob: It popped.
  • [Both take another look, quietly. The scene shows a close-up, high angle, shot of the popped balloon. The scene returns to the two-shot of SpongeBob and Patrick. They start screaming. The scene does a close of Patrick.]
  • Patrick: How are we going to return it now, SpongeBob?
  • [The scene shows a medium shot of SpongeBob on the ground.]
  • SpongeBob: [While picking up the balloon pieces] I got the pieces!
  • [The scene shows a medium shot of Patrick.]
  • Patrick: [put his hands in the "air"] I got the air!
  • [The scene shows a two-shot of Patrick and SpongeBob.]
  • SpongeBob: Hurry put the pieces on! [SpongeBob puts the pieces in a balloon shape in the "air". It falls to the ground.] We popped the balloon!
  • Patrick: Ga-heh!
  • SpongeBob: We can't return it!
  • Patrick: Wha-guh!
  • SpongeBob: We're thieves!
  • Patrick: Hi-yo-hoo!
  • SpongeBob: We have to confess.
  • [SpongeBob grabs some of Patrick's fat]
  • Patrick: Confess?! [The scene shows a medium shot of the two. Patrick pushes SpongeBob away.] Are you out of your mind?! Do you have any idea what they do to people like us? We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or a hijacking here. [The scene shows a wide shot of the scene.] [As Jimmy Gus, Nancy, an anchovy holding a briefcase, and Dave walk up and stop, Bill, Nat, Tina Fran, and Fred look out their window, and a fish's head pops up from the sewers] We stole a Balloon! [The scene shows a medium shot of SpongeBob and Patrick.] [As Jimmy Gus Walks by] And they're going to lock us up forever.
  • [SpongeBob covers Patrick's mouth.]
  • SpongeBob: You're right, [The scene shows a medium shot of Patrick and SpongeBob] [While he moves past the front side of Patrick, still covering Patrick's mouth] we've just got to keep our heads. Act normal.
  • [The scene changes to a medium shot of the two. The two talk gibberish. SpongeBob walks in a circle sticking his tongue out. Patrick flops on the ground. SpongeBob starts flopping on the ground. He slides in a curve and then gets up. He grabs his tongue and starts shimmying around. Frankie Billy walks by and stops. Patrick starts crawling. SpongeBob jumps in the air, holding his tongue. He then twirls it around, when he is in the air. Patrick Starts bouncing around on his butt and SpongeBob turns his two eyes into one.]
  • Frankie Billy: Wow, street performers!
  • [The scene shows a very wide shot of Frankie Billy, SpongeBob and Patrick. A crowd gathers around admiring the show. The crowd cheers. Patrick starts wobbling and SpongeBob moves his eyes around and wiggles his arms. The two stop.]
  • SpongeBob and Patrick: [yelling] It's not working!
  • [The two scream and run away. They hit the Balloon cart.]
  • Lou: Hi there!
  • [SpongeBob and Patrick scream and run away. The salesman looks confused]
  • Lou: Hey! Don't you want a free balloon? It's National Free Balloon Day!
  • [SpongeBob and Patrick are shown running at a low shot.]
  • Patrick: He's onto us!
  • [The scene shows SpongeBob running in a somewhat tracking shot medium shot.]
  • SpongeBob: It's not safe for Bikini Bottom anymore. We've got to move fast and cover our tracks.
  • Patrick: [running while carrying a can of red paint and making a line of red paint on the sand] I'm on it, SpongeBob!
  • [The two are shown running in a panning shot. The scene changes to show the top of a cliff outside of Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob and Patrick are looking at Bikini Bottom. Their backs are shown.]
  • SpongeBob: Take a last look Patrick. We can never go back.
  • [The scene shows the two from the front at a worms-eye view.]
  • Patrick: [While waving] Goodbye, Bikini Bottom.
  • [The scene shows SpongeBob in a medium shot.]
  • SpongeBob: [while picking up hobo stick] We've only got ourselves and what we can carry on our backs.
  • [The scene shows Patrick in a medium Close-up.]
  • Patrick: [Picks up stick.] Yup.
  • [Patrick struggles. The scene shows a wide shot of the scene. Patrick is shown holding a stick that is attacked to a bundle that is attacked to his house. Patrick stops.]
  • SpongeBob: We're going to have to travel lighter.
  • [The scene shows a shot of the sunset. Patrick and SpongeBob walk towards the sun. The scene changes to show SpongeBob and Patrick sitting next to a campfire at night in a very wide shot.]
  • Patrick: I wanna go home.
  • [The scene shows a wide shot of the two.]
  • SpongeBob: We can never go home, Pat. We're wanted men. [The scene shows a medium shot of SpongeBob] We'll spend the rest of our lives running...running, but at least it's warmer on the fire.
  • [The scene returns to the wide shot of the two.]
  • Patrick: Hey, if we're underwater, how could there be a...
  • [The fire goes out. An owl noise is heard.]
  • Patrick: I'm scared, SpongeBob!
  • [The scene returns to the medium shot of SpongeBob]
  • SpongeBob: No more nice, warm beds.
  • [The scene shows medium shot of Patrick.]
  • Patrick: Hey.
  • [The scene returns to the medium shot of SpongeBob]
  • SpongeBob: [saddened] No more Krabby Patties.
  • [The scene returns to the medium shot of Patrick. He starts to tear up.]
  • Patrick: Oh!
  • SpongeBob: No more getting mail! [A medium close up of Patrick is shown. He sucks his thumb. The scene shows a medium close up og SpongeBob is shown. He starts to tear up.] No more Gary! [A medium shot of Patrick is shown. He rocks back and forth.] [Off-Screen] No more movies! [The scene returns to the medium close-up of SpongeBob. He starts crying.] No more Squidward! [The scene returns to the medium shot of Patrick. He is still racking back and forth] [Off-screen] No more Sandy or Pearl or Mr. Krabs! [The scene returns to the medium shot of SpongeBob. He is holding a long list] [As he throws the list behind himself] No more anything!
  • [The scene shows a wide shot of SpongeBob and Patrick.]
  • Patrick: [crying] I want ice cream!
  • [SpongeBob sniffles.]
  • SpongeBob: But it doesn't have to be all bad, right? I mean, at least we have each other.
  • Patrick: [losing sadness] Yeah!
  • SpongeBob: And [The scene changes to show a medium shot of SpongeBob.] all that running is good for your buns and thighs, right?
  • [A picture of a strong, muscular German man appear. He is wearing nothing but flower-styled shorts]
  • Muscleman: Ya! Buns and thighs.
  • [The scene shows a medium shot of Patrick.]
  • Patrick: [Standing up] And the bitter cold, it's bracing, isn't it?!
  • [The scene shows a medium shot of SpongeBob. He looks like a cubit snowman.]
  • SpongeBob: Yeah! Maybe being a felon could be... [breaks out of snowman] ...fun! [Loosening tie] We can loosen our ties.
  • [The scene shows a close up shot of Patrick with a green necktie on his head. There is an air bubble in his head.]
  • Patrick: Yeah! [Unloosens tie from his head as the scene pans out until it is a medium scene. The air bubble stuck in there deflates. Patrick jumps, waving his hands] And we can fly!
  • [A wide shot is shown. The two are near a cliff.]
  • SpongeBob: [While jumping of the cliff] Yeah!
  • [SpongeBob falls, screaming, and hits the ground with a thud.]
  • SpongeBob: [echoing from the bottom] Okay, we still can't do that! [A wide shot of the two is shown.] [Crawling to Patrick] But at least we don't have to shave.
  • [The two sit down. A medium close-up is shown.]
  • Patrick: [While lifting his left leg] I'm way ahead of you, buddy!
  • [An extreme close up of Patrick's hairy left leg is shown. The scene of SpongeBob in a medium close up is shown.]
  • SpongeBob: And you get to talk tough! [SpongeBob is shown in a wide shot. He transforms his head into a 10-gallon hat.] [Imitating a cowboy.] This town ain't big enough for the two of us.
  • [The scene shows a medium shot of Patrick.]
  • Patrick: Uh, let me try: [Using a bad impersonation of a cowboy] Uh...hey, punk.
  • [Patrick laughs. The scene shows a wide shot of the two.]
  • SpongeBob: And the best part is: now that we're felons, we don't have to return anything we borrowed!
  • [The scene shows a very wide shot.]
  • SpongeBob and Patrick: [jumping for joy] Yeah!
  • [The scene shows a medium shot of Patrick. He lands on his butt.]
  • Patrick: And we owe it all to [Point at SpongeBob] you.
  • [The scene shows a medium shot of SpongeBob]
  • SpongeBob: What are you talking about? Taking the balloon was your evil plan.
  • [The scene returns to the medium shot of Patrick.]
  • Patrick: Oh, I'm nothing but a lot of talk! You're the one with the sticky fingers.
  • [The scene returns to the medium shot of SpongeBob]
  • SpongeBob: [blushes happily] Aw, Patrick... [The scene returns to the wide shot of the two.] you're the best bad influence ever!
  • Patrick: You, too! [The two get up and hug.] I wish we had something to eat, though.
  • SpongeBob: [As the two sit down and SpongeBob takes out two chocolate bars] Look what I've got!
  • Patrick: [cheering] Rectangles!
  • SpongeBob: Not just any rectangles...[The scene shows an extreme close up of the Candy bars] Candy bars!
  • [The scene shows a close up of Patrick's face.]
  • Patrick: Oh!
  • [The scene returns to the medium shot of SpongeBob.]
  • SpongeBob: All we have to do is make them last for the rest of our lives!
  • [SpongeBob gives one to Patrick. The scene returns to the medium shot of Patrick.]
  • Patrick: Thanks SpongeBob. I think I'll eat it now! [Patrick takes big bite of the still-wrapped chocolate bar, finishes the rest and then sighs.] I think I'll eat it now. [Takes another big bite of his hand.] Ow! Who? [An extreme close-up of Patrick's hand is shown. The scene returns to the medium scene of Patrick.] Where'd my candy bar go? [Starts digging in sand] I must have dropped it.
  • [The scene returns to the medium shot of SpongeBob.]
  • SpongeBob: You just ate it, Pat. It's all over your face.
  • [The scene shows a medium close-up of Patrick.]
  • Patrick: [still looking] Where'd it go? I'm gonna starve. [Digs a big hole] Where'd it go?
  • [The scene pans out to show that SpongeBob has been covered in sand. Patrick pops up from under SpongeBob.]
  • Patrick: I can't find it! [The scene shows a close-up of Patrick's head] Where could it possibly be? [The scene shows a Point-of-view shot from Patrick.] Ahaha!
  • SpongeBob: What?
  • [The scene changes to show a wide shot of the two. Patrick jumps out of the hole and points at SpongeBob.]
  • Patrick: You stole my candy bar!
  • SpongeBob: No, I didn't.
  • Patrick: Oh, so that's how it is, huh? Once a thief, always a thief.
  • SpongeBob: You ate yours, [points to his candy bar] this is mine.
  • [The scene shows a close-up shot of Patrick.]
  • Patrick: You took my only food, [The scene pans down to show Patrick's stomach blasting with cellulite.] now I'm gonna starve.
  • [The scene shows a wide shot of the two.]
  • SpongeBob: [nicely] Here Patrick, just take half of mine.
  • Patrick: Yours? You mean mine.
  • SpongeBob: Do you want it or what?
  • Patrick: I don't want it unless you admit you took it.
  • SpongeBob: This is my candy bar!
  • [The scene shows a medium close-up of Patrick.]
  • Patrick: Liar, liar, plants for hire.
  • [The scene shows a medium close-up of SpongeBob.]
  • SpongeBob: It's "pants on fire", Patrick.
  • [The scene returns to the medium close-up of Patrick.]
  • Patrick: Well, you would know... liar.
  • [The scene returns to the medium close-up of SpongeBob.]
  • SpongeBob: Well, if you're going to be that way... I'll eat it myself.
  • [The scene returns to the medium close-up of Patrick.]
  • Patrick: You better not! The scene returns to the medium close-up of SpongeBob. He rips open the wrapper. The scene returns to the medium close-up of Patrick.] [fiercely] I'm warning you!
  • [The scene returns to the medium close-up of SpongeBob. He takes the candy bar closer to his mouth swaying his tongue up and down.]
  • [The scene shows a close-up of Patrick.]
  • Patrick: Don't!
  • [The scene shows an extreme close-up of The candy bar and SpongeBob's mouth. SpongeBob moves his tongue closer, almost touching the bar.]
  • [The scene returns to the close-up of Patrick.]
  • Patrick: Stop it!
  • [The scene shows a close-up of SpongeBob.]
  • Patrick: [As SpongeBob chomps lightly on the bar] [Off-screen] Don't! [The scene shows a close-up of Patrick.] Oh!
  • [The scene returns to the close-up of SpogneBob. SpongeBob puts the bar in his wide opened mouth, his two teeth go across the surface of the bar, making a string line of chocolate]
  • [The scene returns to the close-up of Patrick.]
  • Patrick: [Enraged] Ah! [The scene shows a medium shot of SpongeBob.] [As SpongeBob puts the bar through his head and moves them left to right.] Ah! [The scene changes to show a close-up of SpongeBob. He licks the candy bar. The scene shows a close-up of Patrick. He is shaking his head. SpongeBob is shown licking the Candy bar again. The close-up of Patrick is shown again. The medium close-up of SpongeBob. He slowly pushes the candy barn into his mouth. He starts chewing. A wide shot of the two is shown.] [angrily, while jumping in the air] You're a crazy person! I should have expected this after the way you stole that balloon!
  • [The scene shows a medium close-up of SpongeBob.]
  • SpongeBob: Did I, Patrick, did I? Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it?
  • [The scene shows a close-up of Patrick.]
  • Patrick: Oh, [The scene shows a wide shot of the two.] that's it!
  • [Patrick stomps his foot down on the firewood. The fire lights up again. Patrick screams.]
  • Patrick: First the balloon, now my candy bar... [The scene shows a medium close up of Patrick] you're out of control! I'm... [menacingly] ...I'm telling on you.
  • [The scene returns to the wide shot of the two. SpongeBob gasps.]
  • SpongeBob: Not if I tell on you first!
  • [SpongeBob runs off-screen.]
  • Patrick: I'll beat you there.
  • [He runs off-screen. The two are shown in running next to each other. The two are shown running from a worm's eye-view]
  • SpongeBob: You're going to get in trouble.
  • Patrick: No, you are!
  • [The scene shows an extremely wide shot of the two running closer to the foreground.]
  • [The scene changes to show the Bikini Bottom Police Station. The scene pans into the building. The scene shows the interior. It shows Officer Rob at the front desk.]
  • SpongeBob and Patrick: He.. When.. him... [The scene then shows SpongeBob and Patrick in the point-of-view of Officer Rob] and the balloon.. and the boom... I...
  • [The scene then shows a worm's-eye-view of the desk]
  • Officer Rob: What can I do for you, boys?
  • [The scene returns to Officer Rob's point-of-view.
  • SpongeBob and Patrick: [they look at each other] We stole a balloon!
  • [A medium close-up of Officer Rob is shown.] [SpongeBob and Patrick start crying.]
  • Patrick: [off-camera] I'm not good.
  • SpongeBob: [off-camera] We stole a balloon.
  • [The scene returns to the medium close-up of Officer Rob]
  • Officer John: [While walking into frame] What's the problem here?
  • Officer Rob: Well, it appears these two stole a balloon.
  • [The scene then shows a two-shot of SpongeBob and Patrick.]
  • SpongeBob: [As he and Patrick hold back tears] What are you going to do to us?
  • [The scene returns to the medium close-up of the officers. Officer John whisper to Officer Rob.]
  • Officer Rob: Okay, follow me. [The scene changes to show a wide shot of Cell 1B.] [As SpongeBob and Patrick walk into the cell] If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. [Officer Rob closes the cell door. He waits a few seconds.] Okay, time's up. [He opens cell.] Now, get out.
  • [The inside of the cell is shown in a wide shot of SpongeBob and Patrick.]
  • SpongeBob: But...But...we stole a balloon.
  • Officer Rob: Yeah, on Free Balloon Day.
  • [The Police officer laugh. The scene changes to a medium of the exterior of the Police Station. Officer Rob has some lollipops in his fin.] How about some lollipops for the roads, boys?
  • [SpongeBob takes the lollipops. He gives one to Patrick. The scene shows the two in a Medium shot.]
  • SpongeBob: Let's vow never to borrow anything without permission again.
  • Patrick: You said it! [The scene shows an extreme close up of part of the police station. The two put both their lollipops together, but Patrick's is already eaten. The scene shows a close up of Patrick's face. Patrick's mouth is covered with some lollipop residue]
  • Patrick: All right! Which one of you flatfoots stole my lollipop? [The scene shows a wide shot of the four. SpongeBob and the two officers start laughing. Patrick joins in. The scene then shows the island with the moon and the laughing stops.] I mean it.
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