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Life of Crime
Season №: 2
Episode №: 27b
Airdate: May 5, 2001
Running time: 11 minutes
Sister episode(s): "Prehibernation Week"
Writer(s): Jay Lender
William Reiss
Doug Lawrence
Storyboard Artist(s): William Reiss
Storyboard: Jay Lender
Animation: Sean Dempsey
Creative: Derek Drymon
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Previous: "Prehibernation Week"
Next: "Christmas Who?"
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"Life of Crime" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season two. In this episode, SpongeBob and Patrick steal a balloon on free balloon day.



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The episode starts at the Krusty Krab, where SpongeBob and Patrick see Mr. Krabs watching the classic crime movie. Mr. Krabs starts to talk about how bad thieves and stealing are, but then SpongeBob and Patrick remind him of all the things he has stolen: a barrel from Salty Sea Farms, a towel from the Sizzling Spring Sauna, a Bikini Bell phone, Sandy's hedge-clippers, Plankton's lawnmower, and Mrs. Puff's hair curlers. Mr. Krabs makes the excuse that he "borrowed" everything, and tells them that it is okay to borrow anything as long as you give it back before it is missed.

Later that day, SpongeBob and Patrick see a balloon stand. But since they do not have any money, they decide to "borrow" a balloon. They sneak away with it, and as they talk about all the fun things they plan to do with it, it suddenly pops. Realizing that they cannot return the balloon, they conclude that they have stolen it.Believing that this is a serious crime and that they are now wanted criminals, they leave Bikini Bottom.

That night, they camp in the middle of nowhere, and lament that they will never see any of their friends or do any of the fun things they used to do again. However, they then begin to look at the positives, such as not having to live by society's standards and not having to return anything they borrow and realize that being criminals can be fun. Patrick says that they still do not have anything to eat, and SpongeBob reveals that he has two candy bars, which Patrick thinks they are "rectangles," SpongeBob says that they will "only have to make them last the rest of their lives." However, Patrick immediately eats his in 2 bites, and then tries to take another bite of it, not realizing that it is gone.

When he sees SpongeBob's bar, he accuses him of stealing it, and although SpongeBob tries to explain to Patrick that he ate his, he refuses to believe him. Spongebob offered half of his chocolate to him, but Patrick said he didn't want it unless Spongebob admits that he took it, so Spongebob ate the whole thing having enough of Patrick's behavior. Patrick gets mad saying "That's it!" and then burns his foot when the fire lit back. Patrick decides to tell on Spongebob to the police but SpongeBob tells Patrick that he will tell on him first and they begin to race to the police station.

Once there, they both confess together, and the officers whisper to each other before they are locked up. However, the police immediately release them, telling them that they stole the balloon on "National Free Balloon Day," much to the officers' amusement. SpongeBob and Patrick vow that they will never take anything without permission ever again and the officers give them lollipops for the trip back home. Patrick eats his in one bite and accuses SpongeBob and the police of stealing it. They laugh a bit, but then Patrick says he means it.



  Slick in the City - Kenny Graham [title card]
  Villains and Vampires (a) - Sam Fonteyn [Crustacean Crime Theater]
  Dirty Work at the Crossroads - Sam Fonteyn [Crustacean Crime Theater]
  The Rake Hornpipe - Robert Alexander White [Mr. Krabs watching TV]
  Gator - Steve Belfer [SpongeBob, Patrick in the park]
  ? - harp music when Patrick sees balloons
  Dance of the Lights - Buddy Baker [riding a rainbow]
  Harp Ding - Nicolas Carr ["Yeah, like Mr. Krabs!"]
  Sunny Samoa - Jan Rap [saying all the things they are going do with the balloon]
  Dramatic Cue (a) - Ronald Hanmer [they scream]
  Flight in Panic 1 - Gregor F. Narholz [putting the balloon back together]
  Life or Death - Jack Beaver ["We can't return it!"]
  Hit and Run - Ralph Dollimore [SpongeBob and Patrick running away]
  Hawaiian Farewell - George Elliott ["Take a last look, Patrick."]
  Lonely Violin - Dick Stephen Walter [SpongeBob lists all the things they will not see anymore]
  On the Beach - Kapono Beamer [upside of being a fugitive]
  Hawaiian Link (b) - Richard Myhill [SpongeBob and Patrick hug]
  Harp Ding - Nicolas Carr [shot of candy bars]
  Seaweed - Steve Belfer [Patrick accuses SpongeBob of stealing his candy bar]
  House of Horror - W. Merrick Farran ["I'm warning you!"/SpongeBob licks the candy bar.]
  Catwalk - Kenny Graham ["Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it?"]
  The Hurry Up - Kenny Graham ["Not if I tell on you first!"]
  Sponge Monger - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [running to the police station]
  Steel Sting (c) - Jeremy Wakefield ["We stole a balloon!"]
  Dramatic Cue (e) - Ronald Hanmer [SpongeBob and Patrick locked up]
  Nostalgic Hawaii - Jan Rap [ending]




  • Originally, this episode was titled "Partners in Crime," but it was later changed to this title while keeping the last word "crime."
  • When Krabs mentioned the phrase "forced to breathe air," it is a reference to the fact that sea creatures cannot survive without water.
  • In "Krusty Love" (The episode takes place after that episode), Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff meet for the first time, yet Mr. Krabs steals the hair curlers from her.
  • The original airing had SpongeBob saying "No more getting nailed," followed by Patrick hammering a nail into his head.
    • In all other airings, due to the word "nailed" being considered a sexual slang, SpongeBob's line was revoiced from that to "No more getting mail," and Patrick hamming a nail was reanimated from that to him sucking his thumb in his mouth. Patrick's part may have been edited to prevent kids from imitating this.
      • However, Patrick was allowed to nail himself in "My Pretty Seahorse," so it is possible this was edited because Patrick hammering himself (in the original airing, which was after SpongeBob's line, "No more getting nailed") would not make sense in context with SpongeBob's censored line ("No more getting mail").
  • The scene where a very fat Patrick says "You took my only food. Now I'm gonna starve!" is popular in some YouTube Poops. It has been called Morbid Patrick.
  • This episode premiered on John Rhys-Davies' 57th birthday.
  • In the Croatian dub, the episode name is "Zločinci" translating to "Criminals."
  • In the Polish dub, the episode's title is "Zbrodnicze życie" translating to "The Criminal Life."
  • This is Tom's 25th episode appearance.
  • The squeaking sound from the scene where SpongeBob pushed the chocolate bar through his ears has become popular on YouTube.
  • This episode marks the fourth time that Krusty Krab is in an episode to not feature Squidward

Cultural references

  • SpongeBob and Patrick said "I don't know what do you wanna do today?" to each other several times consecutively. This mimics the Vultures' line "What we're gonna do?" from the 1967 Disney film The Jungle Book.
  • When Mr. Krabs says "Eel in the kelp," this is a reference to "Snake in the grass."
  • At one part of the episode where SpongeBob says, "take one last look," while looking at the town at sunset, the view angle is similar to Konami's Castlevania and Tecmo's Ninja Gaiden series.
  • The plot was very similar to the Hey Arnold! episode, "On the Lam," where SpongeBob and Patrick thinking that they stole the balloon on free balloon day is a crime and trying to avoid trouble is similar to Harold, Stinky, and Sid escaping the punishment after they thought they blew up the police station.


  • At one scene, the balloon is brown instead of red.
  • When Patrick first looks at the balloons, there is a brown one, but when Patrick looks again, the brown balloon disappears.
    • Because of the National Free Balloon Day, every balloon is gonna give away for free, which means the brown balloon was likely given to someone off-screen.
  • In one scene after the fire goes out when Patrick says "You took my only food! Now I'm gonna starve!" he is lit like the fire is still burning.
  • In some scenes, the red line under SpongeBob's mouth disappears.
  • When SpongeBob says "We can loosen our ties" and plays with his tie, it turns pink for less than a second.


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