This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Back to the Past short "Lessons Learned," which aired on June 14, 2011.

  • SpongeBob: [in the time machine] Patrick, with this time machine we can go back to the past and make our young selves wiser.
  • Patrick: That's difficult to imagine, but I'd like to see us try. [he presses the go button]
  • [the time machine goes back in time and lands behind their younger selves]
  • SpongeBob: Well, it's never to early to start your education young man! That's why I brought you this. [he holds out a miniature spatula] Order up, little fella. [Baby SpongeBob starts fliping patties] I'm so proud of him. Okay, your turn, Patrick.
  • [Baby Patrick starts snoring on top of a little rock]
  • Patrick: Naah, I'm good.