The short opens with Squidward playing his clarinet. He then tells about the Leo and a picture of Plankton in a lion outfit is seen. He explains that the Leo is the sign of the lion and he claims that a Leo's voice is as pleasant as a dental drill and suggests that if anyone has a Leo in their family, they should move out or buy earmuffs.
He claims that Leos usually grow up to be junior high school vice-principals. He claims that his predictions for Leo will be that in 12 months everyone they know will be a year older.
He then finishes with him saying he is Squidward, the Nicktoons astrologist, and claims that his power is as real as any psychics, stating that he is a cartoon. He then plays his clarinet, ending the short.
- Squidward breaks the fourth wall by saying he is a cartoon.
- This previously happens in "Cancer."