|First appearance:||"Suction Cup Symphony"|
|Latest appearance:||"The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom"|
Lazy Review is a magazine that made its debut in the episode "Suction Cup Symphony." It is shown when Patrick reads it during his performance on stage with The Bikini Bottom Symphony Orchestra. It was then later seen again at a newsstand in the episode ”The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom”, where it was shown beside two other magazines, Toxic Waste Monthly and Gossip.
Lazy Review is a purplish-blue magazine with the words "Lazy Review" written in redish-orange inside a yellow square at the top. It also has an image of an orange fish sleeping (with four "Z's" written above him) in the middle of it.
- Patrick must have learned how to read, as he was reading this magazine. Though, he may just be looking at the pictures inside it, or thoughtlessly looking at it, without knowing.