Lap Steel

Lap Steel was composed by Nicolas Carr. It is a sound-alike to Hawaiian Link (a), except shorter, and usually plays during scene transitions and time cards.

• Fear of a Krabby Patty - Mr. Krabs crushes Plankton, thinking he's a bug; "Well, this looks like the place."
• Shell of a Man - "I get to be a Navy Buddy?"
• The Lost Mattress - "You'll warm up to the idea."
• Krabs vs. Plankton - "Poor Gram-Gram!"
• Have You Seen This Snail? - Played during the SpongeBob SquarePants special opening; SpongeBob leaves the bag of snail food outside; "Look, Pat!"
• Skill Crane - A kid kicks Squidward.
• Good Neighbors - Cut to the Good Neighbor Lodge meeting.
• Selling Out - A suitcase full of money is shown; "The Krabby O'Mondays?"
• Dunces and Dragons - The opening; the dragon eats a Krabby Patty.
• Enemy In-Law - "And now to woo that beloved creature; Mr. Krabs laughs.
• Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture - SpongeBob and Patrick get kicked out.
• Patrick SmartPants - "Brain coral!"
• SquidBob TentaclePants - The alien hops away; SpongeBob and Squidward get seperated.
• Krusty Towers - "The plaque."; "Perfect!"
• Mrs. Puff, You're Fired - The boat gets taken apart.
• Whale of a Birthday - Cut to high school.
• Karate Island - "Something smells like rancid rodeo around here."
• Ghost Host - "Gary!"; "It's official... I'm not scary anymore."
• All That Glitters - "Hey, look at that!"
• Wishing You Well - Woman hits Mr. Krabs with her purse.
• New Leaf - "Let's party!"; cut to Plankton taking a shower.
• Once Bitten - "Gary!"; SpongeBob squeezes through the door crack.
• Wigstruck - "I'm ready!"
• Squidtastic Voyage - Sandy smells Squidward's breath.
• That's No Lady - "You're all set."
• Hocus Pocus - An ice cream cone lands on Squidward's chair; Patrick gets turned into a jar of mayonnaise.
• Rule of Dumb - "Anything I want?"; cut to Squidward's house.
• Born to Be Wild - SpongeBob takes the "shortcut".
• The Pink Purloiner - One pair of pants later...; "Okay, bye!"
• Squid Wood - The very ending.
• Friend or Foe - No customers.
• The Original Fry Cook - SpongeBob's Krabby Patty gets stepped on.
• Waiting - "My toy!"
• Fungus Among Us - "Patrick, you're a genius!"
• Spy Buddies - "Spy?!
• New Digs - SpongeBob's underwear is in the cash register.
• Krabs à la Mode - "63 degrees?!"; the very ending.
• Roller Cowards - SpongeBob goes to bed; the very ending.
• Bucket Sweet Bucket - The Krusty Krab is in place of the Chum Bucket.
• Breath of Fresh Squidward - Three hours later...; cut to Patrick's house.
• The Krusty Sponge - "Permission to approaxch the bench, Your Honor."
• Sing a Song of Patrick - Patrick's envelope is shown.
• Atlantis SquarePantis - The Bikini Bottom Museum is shown; "The real bubble lives in Atlantis.
• Picture Day - Seaweed lands on SpongeBob's chest.
• Pat No Pay - Patrick's stomach recedes.
• Blackened Sponge - "Adios!"
• The Inmates of Summer - Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick boarding the boat; SpongeBob and Patrick smile.
• Pest of the West - Played during the SpongeBob SquarePants special opening; "Yee-haw! Yee-haw! Yee-haw!"
• What Ever Happened to SpongeBob? - Played during the SpongeBob SquarePants special opening.
• SpongeHenge - "Aye-aye, sir."
• Stanley S. SquarePants - Sandy floats away.
• Krabby Road - Plankton's machine explodes.
• Spongicus - The very ending.
• Suction Cup Symphony - The very ending.
• Not Normal - SpongeBob wakes Squidward up.
• Gone - SpongeBob imitates his echo.
• The Splinter - SpongeBob stops falling.
• A Life in a Day - Cut to Patrick's house; "Time to go to the party."
• Giant Squidward - "Patrick, that's brilliant!"
• No Nose Knows - Patrick sighs; "Take a bath, fleabag!"
• Patty Caper - "My own house, huh?"
• Boating Buddies - "His side?!"
• The Krabby Kronicle - The very ending.
• The Slumber Party - Cut to Mr. Krabs looking through SpongeBob's stuff.
• Grooming Gary - Cut to SpongeBob's house.
• SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One - SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward wash up on an island; cut to Sandy building a fire
• Porous Pockets - "A baby volleyball!"
• Choir Boys - Squidward laughs.
• Krusty Krushers - The very ending.
• The Card - "You almost tripped on that crack."
• Dear Vikings - "Squidward?"
• Grandpappy the Pirate - Mr. Krabs smells Patrick's breath; the cash register disappears.
• Cephalopod Lodge - Squidward's underwear gets removed.
• Squid's Visit - "So, are you enjoying your stay?"
• To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants - "Here are the applications."
• Shuffleboarding - Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick leaving from shuffleboarding.
• Professor Squidward - Cut to the prestigious music college.
• Pet or Pests - SpongeBob finds a "ball"; cut to next morning.
• Gullible Pants - Mr. Krabs deciding who to put in charge of the Krusty Krab; "Order up, Squidward!"
• Overbooked - SpongeBob falls asleep.
• Toy Store of Doom - Several song-filled hours later...
• Chum Bucket Supreme - A long line is shown at the Krusty Krab;cut to Plankton at the cash register.
• Truth or Square - Mr. Krabs laughs; cut back to the Krusty Krab; cut back to the Krusty Krab (2nd time).
• The Clash of Triton - The opening; Patrick turns off a flashlight.
• I Heart Dancing - Cut to Squidward's house; Squidward appears at the dance auditions.
• Stuck in the Wringer - Squidward laughs.
• Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy - Cut to Sandy hiding behind a bush.
• The Inside Job - "Superficial greetings?"
• Greasy Buffoons - The Chum Bucket is empty.
• Model Sponge - "I better get some fresh ones."; "Fine, do it your way."
• Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful - The very ending.
• A Pal for Gary - "I hope you're happy now."
• Kracked Krabs - "Road... trip!"
• The Curse of Bikini Bottom - "Yeah, let's go see the Flying Dutchman!"
• Squidward in Clarinetland - "Order up, SpongeBob!"; cut to the clarient audition.
• SpongeBob's Last Stand - "Oh, a parade!"
• Back to the Past - "That's more like it!"; Man Ray is confused.
• A Day Without Tears - Thousands of tears later...
• Summer Job - "Oh, boy!"
• One Coarse Meal - Cut to Plankton running home; 16 paranoia-filled days later...
• The Play's the Thing - "Did I get the part?"; "Oh, I can do that!"
• Rodeo Daze - Patrick disappears.
• The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom - Much, much later...; Patrick appears at SpongeBob's door.
• Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Triangle - Cut to the next morning.
• The Great Patty Caper - The bus runs over Plankton.
• Karate Star - "A gift in your likeness."; "You do realize I'm taking that out of your paycheck?"
• Buried in Time - "Nice pass, Squidward!"
• Enchanted Tiki Dreams - "I know how to make it last!"
• The Abrasive Side - "See you, Gary!"
• Earworm - "Oh, fine."
• Hide and Then What Happens? - "What's hide-and-seek?"
• The Masterpiece - No customers.
• Whelk Attack - SpongeBob laughs.
• You Don't Know Sponge - "An innie!"
• Tunnel of Glove - Three hours later...
• Krusty Dogs - "Hooray!"
• New Fish in Town - Squidward shows SpongeBob and Patrick his to-do list.
• Big Sister Sam - Squidward's house gets destroyed.
• Accidents Will Happen - "Oh, of course."
• Frozen Face-Off - "Meanwhile, back in the lowlands..."
• Squidward's School for Grown-Ups - Cut to Squidward's house.
• Barnacle Face - "He was a really good hypnotist.
• Pet Sitter Pat - SpongeBob trips over Gary.
• Patrick's Staycation - The travel agency is shown.
• Mr. Krabs Takes a Vacation - SpongeBob faints.
• Mermaid Man Begins - "Again!"
• Smoothe Jazz at Bikini Bottom - The very ending.
• House Sittin' for Sandy - SpongeBob and Patrick laugh.
• The Way of the Sponge - Cut to the next morning; "You look terrible!"
• Bubble Buddy Returns - SpongeBob gets run over.
• Restraining SpongeBob - Squidward grumbles.
• Home Sweet Rubble - "You got it, kiddo!"
• Glove World R.I.P. - The opening; SpongeBob backs away.
• Treats! - Squidward disappears.
• It's a SpongeBob Christmas! - "Good idea, Squidward!"
• Hello Bikini Bottom! - "We got a tour to put on!"; "Deal!"
• Extreme Spots - "Who is that guy?"
• Patrick-Man! - "That's it!"; "Away!"
• License to Milkshake - The cadets run around; "Not at all."
• Plankton's Pet - Cut to Plankton telling Spot to steal a Krabby Patty.
• Evil Spatula - SpongeBob turns around.
• Don't Look Now - SpongeBob and Patrick look at the movie, again.
• Kenny the Cat - Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick waiting for Kenny; the next morning.
• Yeti Krabs - Just then... By sheer coincidence.
• SpongeBob You're Fired - "Yippee."

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