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− | |title = Krusty Towers |
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− | |titlecard = Krusty Towers.jpg |
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− | |seasonnumber = 4 |
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− | |episodenumber = 69a |
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− | |airdate = [[April 1]], [[2006]] |
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− | }} |
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{{L|''[SpongeBob & Squidward are walking down the road towards the Krusty Krab]''}} |
{{L|''[SpongeBob & Squidward are walking down the road towards the Krusty Krab]''}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|So, I was all ready to drain the fries |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|So, I was all ready to drain the fries, but I cooked the fries slightly too long! So...}} |
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob?}} |
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob?}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob| |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|So, here's where the bizarre twist comes in.}} |
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob?}} |
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob?}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|They weren't overcooked at all!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|They weren't overcooked at all!}} |
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− | {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, look |
+ | {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, look! ''[picks him up and turns him around where we are shown a tall building]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow, what happened to the Krusty Krab?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow, what happened to the Krusty Krab?}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Good morning! The Krusty Towers is now opened for business |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Good morning! The Krusty Towers is now opened for business!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Why did you build a hotel, Mr. Krabs?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Why did you build a hotel, Mr. Krabs?}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm glad you asked, son. Remember when I went to that fast food convention and stayed in that fancy hotel? I had a beautiful room. The employees were so friendly. They catered to |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm glad you asked, son. Remember when I went to that fast food convention and stayed in that fancy hotel? I had a beautiful room. The employees were so friendly. They catered to me every whim, no matter how demeaning it was. Because they lived by a code. And that code was engraved in fine gold above the grand fireplace: "We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request". Everything was perfect until I got the bill! They charged me for everything. $25 for a hamburger! ''[takes out a whole burger from inside his body]'' If they can charge that much for a lousy burger, imagine how much I could charge for a lousy Krabby Patty! And thus, the Krusty Towers was born.}} |
− | {{L|Squidward|Why would anyone stay in a hotel in Bikini Bottom? It's in the middle of scenic nowhere |
+ | {{L|Squidward|Why would anyone stay in a hotel in Bikini Bottom? It's in the middle of scenic nowhere! There's nothing to do but get stung by jellyfish. ''[jellyfish stings Squidward on the head, forming a bump]'' See?}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[pushes the bump in and it goes to the other side of Squidward's head]'' Ooh!}} |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Come inside. ''[now inside Krusty Towers]'' Isn't it beautiful?}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Come inside. ''[now inside Krusty Towers]'' Isn't it beautiful?}} |
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{{L|Squidward|Where are all the new hotel employees? ''[Mr. Krabs throws uniforms onto Squidward & SpongeBob. Frank enters]''}} |
{{L|Squidward|Where are all the new hotel employees? ''[Mr. Krabs throws uniforms onto Squidward & SpongeBob. Frank enters]''}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|My first hotel guest |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|My first hotel guest! Watch me reel him in. ''[walks behind desk]'' Welcome to the Krusty Towers, where our motto is "We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request".}} |
− | {{L|Frank|Oh, that's great. I'd like a double |
+ | {{L|Frank|Oh, that's great. I'd like a double Krabby Patty with no onions and extra pickles.}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|If you want a |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|If you want a Krabby Patty, you'll have to rent a room and order room service.}} |
− | {{L|Frank|Ooh, I've only got an hour for lunch. ''[sighs and leaves]''}} |
+ | {{L|Frank|''[looks at watch]'' Ooh, I've only got an hour for lunch. ''[sighs and leaves]''}} |
− | {{L|Squidward|Boy, you reeled |
+ | {{L|Squidward|Boy, you reeled that one in like a pro.}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ok, Squidward, you man the front desk.}} |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ok, Squidward, ''you'' man the front desk.}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|I'd like a |
+ | {{L|Patrick|I'd like a Krabby Patty, please.}} |
− | {{L|Squidward|This is a hotel now. If you want a |
+ | {{L|Squidward|This is a hotel now. If you want a Krabby Patty, you'll have to get a room and order room service.}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|Ok, one |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Ok, one Krabby Patty and one room with cheese. Oh, and can I get cheese on the Krabby Patty, too?}} |
{{L|Squidward|Patrick, you only live 400 yards away. Why do you want to check into a hotel?}} |
{{L|Squidward|Patrick, you only live 400 yards away. Why do you want to check into a hotel?}} |
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− | {{L|Patrick|Sometimes I just need to get away from it all. ''[rings bell]'' Wow, this hotel has everything |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Sometimes I just need to get away from it all. ''[rings bell]'' Wow, this hotel has everything!}} |
− | {{L|Squidward|''[takes bell]'' Gimme that! Now sign the register |
+ | {{L|Squidward|''[takes bell]'' Gimme that! Now sign the register!}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|I didn't know there would be a test |
+ | {{L|Patrick|I didn't know there would be a test! I didn't study! ''[cries]''}} |
{{L|Squidward|Patrick, all you have to do is write your name.}} |
{{L|Squidward|Patrick, all you have to do is write your name.}} |
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− | {{L|Patrick|Oh, ok. ''[takes pen]'' Do you mind? ''[Squidward turns around so Patrick starts writing. Squidward peeks]'' Don't look! ''[Squidward turns around]'' Done |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Oh, ok. ''[takes pen]'' Do you mind?! ''[Squidward turns around so Patrick starts writing. Squidward peeks]'' Don't look! ''[Squidward turns around]'' Done! ''[Patrick drew an airplane and himself]''}} |
{{L|Squidward|Close enough. Here's your room key.}} |
{{L|Squidward|Close enough. Here's your room key.}} |
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{{L|Patrick|I'll need some help with my bags.}} |
{{L|Patrick|I'll need some help with my bags.}} |
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− | {{L|Squidward|How can you have bags? You just found out this is a hotel |
+ | {{L|Squidward|How can you have bags?! You just found out this is a hotel!}} |
{{L|Patrick|This is a hotel?}} |
{{L|Patrick|This is a hotel?}} |
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− | {{L|Squidward|D'oh...SpongeBob!}} |
+ | {{L|Squidward|D'oh... SpongeBob!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Squidward?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Squidward?}} |
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{{L|Squidward|Take Patrick and his bags to his room.}} |
{{L|Squidward|Take Patrick and his bags to his room.}} |
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− | {{L|Patrick|What about my |
+ | {{L|Patrick|What about my Krabby Patty?}} |
− | {{L|Squidward|And bring him a |
+ | {{L|Squidward|And bring him a Krabby Patty.}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward, you can take Patrick's bags up to his room. SpongeBob, you go make the |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward, ''you'' can take Patrick's bags up to his room. SpongeBob, you go make the Krabby Patty.}} |
− | {{L|Squidward| |
+ | {{L|Squidward|Oh, Mr Krabs!}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What's the matter? Afraid of a little labor? ''[ |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What's the matter? Afraid of a little manual labor? ''[mocking Squidward]'' I'm Squidward and I have to work for a living. Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo.}} |
{{L|Squidward|Fine. Let's go, Patrick. ''[has struggle with Patrick's bags as he is walking up to the elevator]''}} |
{{L|Squidward|Fine. Let's go, Patrick. ''[has struggle with Patrick's bags as he is walking up to the elevator]''}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[comes out of the elevator]'' This elevator is for guests only. Take the employee elevator. ''[walks to the other elevator |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[comes out of the elevator]'' This elevator is for guests only. Take the employee elevator. ''[walks to the other elevator, which turns out to be stairs. Walks up stairs as Patrick gets off the guest elevator]''}} |
− | {{L|Squidward|What's in these bags, rocks? ''[bag opens spilling out rocks]'' Hey, these are rocks |
+ | {{L|Squidward|What's in these bags, rocks? ''[bag opens, spilling out rocks]'' Hey, these ''are'' rocks! Why is your suitcase full of rocks?}} |
− | {{L|Patrick| |
+ | {{L|Patrick|I don't tell you how to live ''your'' life!}} |
{{L|Squidward|Well, here's your room.}} |
{{L|Squidward|Well, here's your room.}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Wow.}} |
{{L|Patrick|Wow.}} |
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{{L|Squidward|Enjoy your stay.}} |
{{L|Squidward|Enjoy your stay.}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Squidward, wait! ''[takes out a rock from his pocket and gives it to Squidward as a tip]'' Keep up the good work and there'll be more where that came from.}} |
{{L|Patrick|Squidward, wait! ''[takes out a rock from his pocket and gives it to Squidward as a tip]'' Keep up the good work and there'll be more where that came from.}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|Your |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Your Krabby Patty, sir. ''[Squidward attempting to throw the rock that Patrick gave to him as a tip]'' Hey, Squidward, cool rock.}} |
{{L|Patrick|Hold on a second, SpongeBob. ''[hands SpongeBob a dollar]'' Here you are, my good man.}} |
{{L|Patrick|Hold on a second, SpongeBob. ''[hands SpongeBob a dollar]'' Here you are, my good man.}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|Why thank you, Patrick |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Why, thank you, Patrick!}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|There's plenty more where that came from, my good friend |
+ | {{L|Patrick|There's plenty more where that came from, my good friend ''[Squidward looks at his rock and becomes frustrated]'' Squidward!}} |
− | {{L|Squidward|What now?}} |
+ | {{L|Squidward|What now?!}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|I don't like crusts on my sandwich |
+ | {{L|Patrick|I don't like crusts on my sandwich!}} |
− | {{L|Squidward|It's a bun |
+ | {{L|Squidward|It's a bun; it's all crust! How am I suppose to cut the crust off a bun?}} |
{{L|Patrick|Peel it.}} |
{{L|Patrick|Peel it.}} |
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{{L|Squidward|''[peels the skin off the bun angrily]'' Happy? ''[Patrick inhales the patty]''}} |
{{L|Squidward|''[peels the skin off the bun angrily]'' Happy? ''[Patrick inhales the patty]''}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|Room service |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Room service! Here's the 50 Krabby Patties you ordered.}} |
− | {{L|Patrick| |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Could you do one more thing for me?}} |
{{L|Squidward|Why don't you ask SpongeBob?}} |
{{L|Squidward|Why don't you ask SpongeBob?}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Good idea, Squidward!}} |
{{L|Patrick|Good idea, Squidward!}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|How may I serve you, sir?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|How may I serve you, sir?}} |
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− | {{L|Patrick|I need you to eat these |
+ | {{L|Patrick|I need you to eat these Krabby Patties with me.}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, yes sir |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, yes, sir! ''[both eat a bunch of Krabby Patties. As Squidward heads down the employee elevator, Mr. Krabs is on the phone]''}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hold on. Squidward |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hold on. Squidward! Patrick needs your help.}} |
− | {{L|Squidward|What? Why didn't he ask me before I walked all the way downstairs |
+ | {{L|Squidward|What?! Why didn't he ask me before I walked all the way downstairs?}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|He said he didn't want to bother you |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|He said he didn't want to bother you, but he got over it.}} |
+ | {{L|''[Squidward is unclogging the toilet when he unclogs SpongeBob]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Thanks, Squidward! ''[Squidward puts him back in the toilet. Patrick flushes]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Thanks, Squidward! ''[Squidward puts him back in the toilet. Patrick flushes]''}} |
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− | {{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, this is ridiculous |
+ | {{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, this is ridiculous! Patrick's being completely unreasonable!}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|He can be as unreasonable as he wants |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|He can be as unreasonable as he wants! The plaque, Squidward, the plaque!}} |
{{L|Squidward|But Mr Krabs...}} |
{{L|Squidward|But Mr Krabs...}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Deny no guests! ''[phone rings]'' Why, hello Patrick. You need Squidward to come up right away? He'll be right there.}} |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Deny no guests! ''[phone rings]'' Why, hello, Patrick. You need Squidward to come up right away? He'll be right there.}} |
− | {{L|Squidward|A bubble bath? Why would I give you a bubble bath?}} |
+ | {{L|Squidward|A bubble bath?! Why would I give you a bubble bath?!}} |
− | {{L|Patrick| |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Well, because Mr Krabs said you would! Well, be sure to make my back extra shiny clean.}} |
− | {{L|Squidward|That's it |
+ | {{L|Squidward|That's it! I've had enough!}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|Squidward, wait! The toilet's backed up again |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Squidward, wait! The toilet's backed up again!}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Squidward comes down the guest elevator]'' Hey |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Squidward comes down the guest elevator]'' Hey! Hey, you can't take that elevator! You're an employee!}} |
{{L|Squidward|Not anymore. I quit.}} |
{{L|Squidward|Not anymore. I quit.}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Quit? You can't quit. ''[Squidward walks out naked and |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Quit? You can't quit. ''[Squidward walks out naked and reenters with Hawaiian-styled clothes. Squidward rings bell]'' Welcome to the Krusty Towers... Squidward?!}} |
{{L|Squidward|One room, please. On the top floor.}} |
{{L|Squidward|One room, please. On the top floor.}} |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|What do you think you're doing?}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What do you think you're doing?}} |
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− | {{L|Squidward|I need a vacation. I'm overworked. And what better place to relax than Krusty Towers |
+ | {{L|Squidward|I need a vacation. I'm overworked. And what better place to relax than Krusty Towers? Where "we shall never deny a guest even the ridiculous request".}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I don't have to rent you a room |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I don't have to rent you a room!}} |
{{L|Squidward|I've got cash.}} |
{{L|Squidward|I've got cash.}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs| |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh... here's your room key.}} |
{{L|Squidward|Spongebob, carry my things to my room.}} |
{{L|Squidward|Spongebob, carry my things to my room.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Aye aye, guest sir. ''[turns legs into rockets and blasts off through the ceiling]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Aye aye, guest sir. ''[turns legs into rockets and blasts off through the ceiling]''}} |
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{{L|Squidward|''[talking to Mr. Krabs]'' And you can carry me to my room.}} |
{{L|Squidward|''[talking to Mr. Krabs]'' And you can carry me to my room.}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|And why in tarnation would I do that? You |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|And why in tarnation would I do that? You got four legs that aren't broken.}} |
− | {{L|Squidward|The plaque. Too bad we couldn't take the elevator but it is for guests only and you are an employee.}} |
+ | {{L|Squidward|The plaque. ''[plaque is shown. Mr. Krabs has just finished carrying Squidward from the employee elevator]'' Too bad we couldn't take the elevator, but it is for guests only, and you are an employee.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Your room, sir.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Your room, sir.}} |
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− | {{L|Squidward|And I'd like to order room service. I'd like a |
+ | {{L|Squidward|And I'd like to order room service. I'd like a Krabby Patty with cheese, toenail clippings, and nose hairs.}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps]'' You've got to be kidding me |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps]'' You've got to be kidding me!}} |
{{L|Squidward|And I want it here in 5 seconds.}} |
{{L|Squidward|And I want it here in 5 seconds.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, sir! ''[runs off and comes back with a krabby patty in less than 2 seconds]'' Here you are, sir.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, sir! ''[runs off and comes back with a krabby patty in less than 2 seconds]'' Here you are, sir.}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, you |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, you got your stinky sandwich. Now eat it.}} |
− | {{L|Squidward|Oh, I'm not |
+ | {{L|Squidward|Oh, ''I'm'' not gonna eat this. You are.}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What? You're out of your mind if you think I'm going to eat that |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What?! You're out of your mind if you think I'm going to eat that!}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|Psst, that's not really a |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Psst, that's not really a Krabby Patty with cheese, toenails, and nose hairs.}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[laughs]'' Now I get ya, boy. Alright, Squidward. ''[eats |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[laughs]'' Now I get ya, boy. Alright, Squidward. ''[eats Krabby Patty then spits it out, showing his tongue covered with toenails and nose hairs. Squidward laughs]'' SpongeBob!}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, Mr. Krabs |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, Mr. Krabs! We were all out of cheese.}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|''[everything in Patrick's room is covered in cheese]'' Hooray! |
+ | {{L|Patrick|''[everything in Patrick's room is covered in cheese]'' Hooray!}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[phone rings]'' What is it, Squidward?}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[phone rings]'' What is it, Squidward?}} |
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{{L|Squidward|Send up a dozen cookies just like mother used to make.}} |
{{L|Squidward|Send up a dozen cookies just like mother used to make.}} |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[at Squidward's room]'' Here's your homemade cookies.}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[at Squidward's room]'' Here's your homemade cookies.}} |
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− | {{L|Squidward|''[tries one and spits it out]'' These don't taste like anything mom used to make |
+ | {{L|Squidward|''[tries one and spits it out]'' These don't taste like anything mom used to make!}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs| |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, how ''did'' your mother make 'em?}} |
− | {{L|Squidward|How should I know? Ask my mother |
+ | {{L|Squidward|How should I know?! Ask my mother! ''[slams door]''}} |
− | {{L|Mrs. Tentacles |
+ | {{L|Mrs. Tentacles|''[doorbell rings]'' Hello? ''[Mr. Krabs & SpongeBob are in ski masks]''}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[trying to get a big sack in the trunk but the door won't close]'' SpongeBob! ''[ |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[trying to get a big sack in the trunk but the door won't close]'' SpongeBob! ''[SpongeBob hits the sack with a shovel but the trunk still won't close]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|No good, Mr. Krabs.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|No good, Mr. Krabs.}} |
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{{L|Mrs. Tentacles|Allow me, boy. ''[closes trunk door]''}} |
{{L|Mrs. Tentacles|Allow me, boy. ''[closes trunk door]''}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Great! Now that |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Great! Now that me laundry's in the trunk...}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|There's room for you to sit up front |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|There's room for you to sit up front!}} |
{{L|Mrs. Tentacles|Let's go bake some cookies, boys.}} |
{{L|Mrs. Tentacles|Let's go bake some cookies, boys.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob & Mr. Krabs|Hooray!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob & Mr. Krabs|Hooray!}} |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[in Squidward's room where Squidward is sampling the cookies]'' Well?}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[in Squidward's room where Squidward is sampling the cookies]'' Well?}} |
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− | {{L|Squidward|I'm impressed |
+ | {{L|Squidward|I'm impressed! These ''are'' just like mother used to make! I just wish mom was a better cook.}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So you're all taken care of?}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So you're all taken care of?}} |
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− | {{L|Squidward| |
+ | {{L|Squidward|Hm, just one teensy tiny problem. This room is hideous. Redesign it. Neptune the 14th would be nice.}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What?}} |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What?!}} |
− | {{L|Squidward|We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. ''[Mr. Krabs & SpongeBob change the room to a blue theme, a modern theme, a country theme, a torture theme, and then back to the original]'' Perfect!}} |
+ | {{L|Squidward|"We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request". ''[Mr. Krabs & SpongeBob change the room to a blue theme, a modern theme, a country theme, a torture theme, and then back to the original]'' Perfect!}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|This room is exactly the same as when we started |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|This room is exactly the same as when we started!}} |
{{L|Squidward|Nothing like getting back to the basics.}} |
{{L|Squidward|Nothing like getting back to the basics.}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Let's get |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Let's get outta here, SpongeBob!}} |
{{L|Squidward|Oh, before you leave, I wanna go swimming.}} |
{{L|Squidward|Oh, before you leave, I wanna go swimming.}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|The pool's |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|The pool's out back!}} |
− | {{L|Squidward| |
+ | {{L|Squidward|Ha ha, are you crazy? I'm not going outside to swim! ''[big swimming pool is now inside the room]'' Come on in, the water's fine. ''[SpongeBob jumps in]''}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Anything else stupid and unreasonable that you want?}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Anything else stupid and unreasonable that you want?}} |
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{{L|Squidward|Nope, that's it.}} |
{{L|Squidward|Nope, that's it.}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You don't need me to chew your food for ya? Or make you a back scratcher out of me own spine |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You don't need me to chew your food for ya? Or make you a back scratcher out of me own spine? Or maybe extinguish the sun so the light don't get in your eyes?!}} |
{{L|Squidward|No, I'm good.}} |
{{L|Squidward|No, I'm good.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Me, too.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Me, too.}} |
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− | {{L|Patrick|Wow, an indoor pool? Well, this place is fancy |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Wow, an indoor pool?! Well, this place ''is'' fancy! ''[gets on diving board]'' Cannonball! ''[jumps in but the pool collapses the hotel back into the Krusty Krab]''}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[at hospital with the gang]'' Oh, that hotel was a bad idea from the start.}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[at hospital with the gang]'' Oh, that hotel was a bad idea from the start.}} |
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{{L|Patrick|That was a hotel?}} |
{{L|Patrick|That was a hotel?}} |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|$15,000?!}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|$15,000?!}} |
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{{L|Squidward|You're not gonna have a heart attack are you?}} |
{{L|Squidward|You're not gonna have a heart attack are you?}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Not at these prices |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Not at these prices! Forget hotels! This hospital rack is where the money is!}} |
{{L|Patrick|This is a hospital?}} |
{{L|Patrick|This is a hospital?}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Pack your bags, boys |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Pack your bags, boys! You're going to medical school!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Hooray!}} |
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[[Category:Episode transcripts]] |
[[Category:Episode transcripts]] |
Revision as of 00:09, 25 December 2015
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- [SpongeBob & Squidward are walking down the road towards the Krusty Krab]
- SpongeBob: So, I was all ready to drain the fries, but I cooked the fries slightly too long! So...
- Squidward: SpongeBob?
- SpongeBob: So, here's where the bizarre twist comes in.
- Squidward: SpongeBob?
- SpongeBob: They weren't overcooked at all!
- Squidward: SpongeBob, look! [picks him up and turns him around where we are shown a tall building]
- SpongeBob: Wow, what happened to the Krusty Krab?
- Mr. Krabs: Good morning! The Krusty Towers is now opened for business!
- SpongeBob: Why did you build a hotel, Mr. Krabs?
- Mr. Krabs: I'm glad you asked, son. Remember when I went to that fast food convention and stayed in that fancy hotel? I had a beautiful room. The employees were so friendly. They catered to me every whim, no matter how demeaning it was. Because they lived by a code. And that code was engraved in fine gold above the grand fireplace: "We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request". Everything was perfect until I got the bill! They charged me for everything. $25 for a hamburger! [takes out a whole burger from inside his body] If they can charge that much for a lousy burger, imagine how much I could charge for a lousy Krabby Patty! And thus, the Krusty Towers was born.
- Squidward: Why would anyone stay in a hotel in Bikini Bottom? It's in the middle of scenic nowhere! There's nothing to do but get stung by jellyfish. [jellyfish stings Squidward on the head, forming a bump] See?
- SpongeBob: [pushes the bump in and it goes to the other side of Squidward's head] Ooh!
- Mr. Krabs: Come inside. [now inside Krusty Towers] Isn't it beautiful?
- Squidward: Where are all the new hotel employees? [Mr. Krabs throws uniforms onto Squidward & SpongeBob. Frank enters]
- Mr. Krabs: My first hotel guest! Watch me reel him in. [walks behind desk] Welcome to the Krusty Towers, where our motto is "We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request".
- Frank: Oh, that's great. I'd like a double Krabby Patty with no onions and extra pickles.
- Mr. Krabs: If you want a Krabby Patty, you'll have to rent a room and order room service.
- Frank: [looks at watch] Ooh, I've only got an hour for lunch. [sighs and leaves]
- Squidward: Boy, you reeled that one in like a pro.
- Mr. Krabs: Ok, Squidward, you man the front desk.
- Patrick: I'd like a Krabby Patty, please.
- Squidward: This is a hotel now. If you want a Krabby Patty, you'll have to get a room and order room service.
- Patrick: Ok, one Krabby Patty and one room with cheese. Oh, and can I get cheese on the Krabby Patty, too?
- Squidward: Patrick, you only live 400 yards away. Why do you want to check into a hotel?
- Patrick: Sometimes I just need to get away from it all. [rings bell] Wow, this hotel has everything!
- Squidward: [takes bell] Gimme that! Now sign the register!
- Patrick: I didn't know there would be a test! I didn't study! [cries]
- Squidward: Patrick, all you have to do is write your name.
- Patrick: Oh, ok. [takes pen] Do you mind?! [Squidward turns around so Patrick starts writing. Squidward peeks] Don't look! [Squidward turns around] Done! [Patrick drew an airplane and himself]
- Squidward: Close enough. Here's your room key.
- Patrick: I'll need some help with my bags.
- Squidward: How can you have bags?! You just found out this is a hotel!
- Patrick: This is a hotel?
- Squidward: D'oh... SpongeBob!
- SpongeBob: Yes, Squidward?
- Squidward: Take Patrick and his bags to his room.
- Patrick: What about my Krabby Patty?
- Squidward: And bring him a Krabby Patty.
- Mr. Krabs: Squidward, you can take Patrick's bags up to his room. SpongeBob, you go make the Krabby Patty.
- Squidward: Oh, Mr Krabs!
- Mr. Krabs: What's the matter? Afraid of a little manual labor? [mocking Squidward] I'm Squidward and I have to work for a living. Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo.
- Squidward: Fine. Let's go, Patrick. [has struggle with Patrick's bags as he is walking up to the elevator]
- Mr. Krabs: [comes out of the elevator] This elevator is for guests only. Take the employee elevator. [walks to the other elevator, which turns out to be stairs. Walks up stairs as Patrick gets off the guest elevator]
- Squidward: What's in these bags, rocks? [bag opens, spilling out rocks] Hey, these are rocks! Why is your suitcase full of rocks?
- Patrick: I don't tell you how to live your life!
- Squidward: Well, here's your room.
- Patrick: Wow.
- Squidward: Enjoy your stay.
- Patrick: Squidward, wait! [takes out a rock from his pocket and gives it to Squidward as a tip] Keep up the good work and there'll be more where that came from.
- SpongeBob: Your Krabby Patty, sir. [Squidward attempting to throw the rock that Patrick gave to him as a tip] Hey, Squidward, cool rock.
- Patrick: Hold on a second, SpongeBob. [hands SpongeBob a dollar] Here you are, my good man.
- SpongeBob: Why, thank you, Patrick!
- Patrick: There's plenty more where that came from, my good friend [Squidward looks at his rock and becomes frustrated] Squidward!
- Squidward: What now?!
- Patrick: I don't like crusts on my sandwich!
- Squidward: It's a bun; it's all crust! How am I suppose to cut the crust off a bun?
- Patrick: Peel it.
- Squidward: [peels the skin off the bun angrily] Happy? [Patrick inhales the patty]
- SpongeBob: Room service! Here's the 50 Krabby Patties you ordered.
- Patrick: Could you do one more thing for me?
- Squidward: Why don't you ask SpongeBob?
- Patrick: Good idea, Squidward!
- SpongeBob: How may I serve you, sir?
- Patrick: I need you to eat these Krabby Patties with me.
- SpongeBob: Oh, yes, sir! [both eat a bunch of Krabby Patties. As Squidward heads down the employee elevator, Mr. Krabs is on the phone]
- Mr. Krabs: Hold on. Squidward! Patrick needs your help.
- Squidward: What?! Why didn't he ask me before I walked all the way downstairs?
- Mr. Krabs: He said he didn't want to bother you, but he got over it.
- [Squidward is unclogging the toilet when he unclogs SpongeBob]
- SpongeBob: Thanks, Squidward! [Squidward puts him back in the toilet. Patrick flushes]
- Squidward: Mr. Krabs, this is ridiculous! Patrick's being completely unreasonable!
- Mr. Krabs: He can be as unreasonable as he wants! The plaque, Squidward, the plaque!
- Squidward: But Mr Krabs...
- Mr. Krabs: Deny no guests! [phone rings] Why, hello, Patrick. You need Squidward to come up right away? He'll be right there.
- Squidward: A bubble bath?! Why would I give you a bubble bath?!
- Patrick: Well, because Mr Krabs said you would! Well, be sure to make my back extra shiny clean.
- Squidward: That's it! I've had enough!
- Patrick: Squidward, wait! The toilet's backed up again!
- Mr. Krabs: [Squidward comes down the guest elevator] Hey! Hey, you can't take that elevator! You're an employee!
- Squidward: Not anymore. I quit.
- Mr. Krabs: Quit? You can't quit. [Squidward walks out naked and reenters with Hawaiian-styled clothes. Squidward rings bell] Welcome to the Krusty Towers... Squidward?!
- Squidward: One room, please. On the top floor.
- Mr. Krabs: What do you think you're doing?
- Squidward: I need a vacation. I'm overworked. And what better place to relax than Krusty Towers? Where "we shall never deny a guest even the ridiculous request".
- Mr. Krabs: I don't have to rent you a room!
- Squidward: I've got cash.
- Mr. Krabs: Oh... here's your room key.
- Squidward: Spongebob, carry my things to my room.
- SpongeBob: Aye aye, guest sir. [turns legs into rockets and blasts off through the ceiling]
- Squidward: [talking to Mr. Krabs] And you can carry me to my room.
- Mr. Krabs: And why in tarnation would I do that? You got four legs that aren't broken.
- Squidward: The plaque. [plaque is shown. Mr. Krabs has just finished carrying Squidward from the employee elevator] Too bad we couldn't take the elevator, but it is for guests only, and you are an employee.
- SpongeBob: Your room, sir.
- Squidward: And I'd like to order room service. I'd like a Krabby Patty with cheese, toenail clippings, and nose hairs.
- Mr. Krabs: [gasps] You've got to be kidding me!
- Squidward: And I want it here in 5 seconds.
- SpongeBob: Yes, sir! [runs off and comes back with a krabby patty in less than 2 seconds] Here you are, sir.
- Mr. Krabs: Well, you got your stinky sandwich. Now eat it.
- Squidward: Oh, I'm not gonna eat this. You are.
- Mr. Krabs: What?! You're out of your mind if you think I'm going to eat that!
- SpongeBob: Psst, that's not really a Krabby Patty with cheese, toenails, and nose hairs.
- Mr. Krabs: [laughs] Now I get ya, boy. Alright, Squidward. [eats Krabby Patty then spits it out, showing his tongue covered with toenails and nose hairs. Squidward laughs] SpongeBob!
- SpongeBob: Sorry, Mr. Krabs! We were all out of cheese.
- Patrick: [everything in Patrick's room is covered in cheese] Hooray!
- Mr. Krabs: [phone rings] What is it, Squidward?
- Squidward: Send up a dozen cookies just like mother used to make.
- Mr. Krabs: [at Squidward's room] Here's your homemade cookies.
- Squidward: [tries one and spits it out] These don't taste like anything mom used to make!
- Mr. Krabs: Well, how did your mother make 'em?
- Squidward: How should I know?! Ask my mother! [slams door]
- Mrs. Tentacles: [doorbell rings] Hello? [Mr. Krabs & SpongeBob are in ski masks]
- Mr. Krabs: [trying to get a big sack in the trunk but the door won't close] SpongeBob! [SpongeBob hits the sack with a shovel but the trunk still won't close]
- SpongeBob: No good, Mr. Krabs.
- Mrs. Tentacles: Allow me, boy. [closes trunk door]
- Mr. Krabs: Great! Now that me laundry's in the trunk...
- SpongeBob: There's room for you to sit up front!
- Mrs. Tentacles: Let's go bake some cookies, boys.
- SpongeBob & Mr. Krabs: Hooray!
- Mr. Krabs: [in Squidward's room where Squidward is sampling the cookies] Well?
- Squidward: I'm impressed! These are just like mother used to make! I just wish mom was a better cook.
- Mr. Krabs: So you're all taken care of?
- Squidward: Hm, just one teensy tiny problem. This room is hideous. Redesign it. Neptune the 14th would be nice.
- Mr. Krabs: What?!
- Squidward: "We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request". [Mr. Krabs & SpongeBob change the room to a blue theme, a modern theme, a country theme, a torture theme, and then back to the original] Perfect!
- Mr. Krabs: This room is exactly the same as when we started!
- Squidward: Nothing like getting back to the basics.
- Mr. Krabs: Let's get outta here, SpongeBob!
- Squidward: Oh, before you leave, I wanna go swimming.
- Mr. Krabs: The pool's out back!
- Squidward: Ha ha, are you crazy? I'm not going outside to swim! [big swimming pool is now inside the room] Come on in, the water's fine. [SpongeBob jumps in]
- Mr. Krabs: Anything else stupid and unreasonable that you want?
- Squidward: Nope, that's it.
- Mr. Krabs: You don't need me to chew your food for ya? Or make you a back scratcher out of me own spine? Or maybe extinguish the sun so the light don't get in your eyes?!
- Squidward: No, I'm good.
- SpongeBob: Me, too.
- Patrick: Wow, an indoor pool?! Well, this place is fancy! [gets on diving board] Cannonball! [jumps in but the pool collapses the hotel back into the Krusty Krab]
- Mr. Krabs: [at hospital with the gang] Oh, that hotel was a bad idea from the start.
- Patrick: That was a hotel?
- Nurse: Your bill, sir.
- Mr. Krabs: $15,000?!
- Squidward: You're not gonna have a heart attack are you?
- Mr. Krabs: Not at these prices! Forget hotels! This hospital rack is where the money is!
- Patrick: This is a hospital?
- Mr. Krabs: Pack your bags, boys! You're going to medical school!
- SpongeBob & Patrick: Hooray!
- Squidward: Oh, boy.