If you were looking for the article about the 1950s commercial, then see Krusty Krab Commercial (1950s).

The Krusty Krab commercial is a commercial that first aired at 3:28 AM. It appears in the episode "As Seen on TV" and the special "Behind the Scenes with Pick Boy and SpongeBob."


Originally, Squidward was going to produce the commercial, but after Mr. Krabs sees that he has gone a bit extreme for him, he fires everyone else that Squidward hired, except the clown, although he does not appear in the commercial.



  • Eugene H. Krabs as Director
  • SpongeBob, Squidward, or Pearl as Boom Microphone Operator (for Mr. Krabs)
  • SpongeBob or Mr. Krabs as Boom Microphone Operator (for Squidward and Pearl)
  • Clown as Comic Relief


  • Pearl: Oh, Jen. I've got a real problem.
  • Squidward: [Jen] What's your problem, Amy?
  • Pearl: [Amy] I've got all this money [shows money then throws them away] and I don't know what to do with it and I'm hungry.
  • [Mr. Krabs is laughing off-set]
  • Pearl: [Amy] Who's there?
  • Squidward: [Jen] Where's that coming from?
  • [Purple smoke appears, it's Mr. Krabs]
  • Amy and Jen: Yippee, it's Mr. Krabs.
  • Mr. Krabs: That's right, Amy. I heard all about your little problem and I'm here to help. Follow... me!
  • Amy and Jen: [outside the Krusty Krab] Where are we?
  • Mr. Krabs: Why, we're at none other than the Krusty Krab.
  • Amy: Did you say Krusty Krab?
  • Mr. Krabs: That's right, Krusty Krab. Home of the world-famous [outside of the Krusty Krab is shown again] Krabby Patty!
  • Jen: What's a Krabby Patty?
  • [Mr. Krabs' jaw drops]
  • Mr. Krabs: Why, it's only the most mouthwatering appetizing food in the seven seas.
  • Mr. Krabs: We start with a fresh patty, grilled and juicy. Add some crisp undersea veggies and cheese. Topped off with secret sauce and some buns. Voila! A Krabby Patty.
  • Amy: I want a Krabby Patty.
  • Jen: Me, too.
  • Mr. Krabs: How do you like them Krabby Patties, girls? [laughs]
  • Amy & Jen: [thumbs up. Mr. Krabs still laughing]
  • SpongeBob: Look, Gary, there I am again. Look!
  • Mr. Krabs: Two more satisfied customers. So why don't you come on in, and have yourself a Krabby Patty today.
  • All: ♪The Krusty Krab: Come Spend Your Money Here!♪
  • [commercial ends]
Krusty Krab (VE)

Owner: Eugene H. Krabs

Major employees: SpongeBob SquarePantsSquidward Tentacles

Minor employees: JimPatrick StarSandy CheeksPearl KrabsGary the SnailCarlStanley S. SquarePantsNot SpongeBobMrs. PuffFrankPlanktonKaren PlanktonSpongeBot SteelPantsSpongeBob SquarePants copiesDoodleBobSquid DoodlePatriciaLord PoltergeistSheldon J. PlanktonMini PatrickDonut demonJellien Mr. KrabsJellien SquidwardJellien Patrick

Variations: 5-Star Krusty KrabKrusty FactoryKrusty Krab MuseumKrabby O'Monday'sKuddly KrabKrusty SpongeKrusty TowersIce-Skating RinkSecret Krusty KrabRusty KrabKrusty PlanktonGranny Plankton's Krabby PattiesBubbly Krab

Machines: Krusty Krab grillDeep fryerKrusty Krab dishwasherKrusty Krab freezerKrusty Krab cash registerDJ systemPatty GadgetTrash chuteKrusty Krab televisionPinch-o-MaticOn-time percentage machineSoda machineKrusty phone

Food: Krabby PattyCoral bitsDeluxe Krabby PattyEmergency Krabby PattiesKrabby Patty in a CanKrusty Kid's MealPipsqueak PattyKrusty DogsKelp friesMonster Krabby PattyKrusty Krab pizzaPattyChopper PattyJelly PattyNasty PattyPretty PattySponge PattySpongy PattiesTurkey PattyRelish PattyHash brownsExecutive TreatmentKrabby PâtéKrusty ChumKrabby SoupCrying JohnnyDozen Cryin' Cows on the FarmDouble Triple Bossy DeluxeKetchupMustardKrusty KetchupKelp KetchupMayonnaiseSea PotatoesSecret PattyRainbowgerAged PattyKing-Size Ultra Krabby SupremeTriple Krabby SupremeSquidward's Krabby PattyAll-Bun PattyTriple Krabby Patty with five scoops of ice creamPlanky PattyHot sauceLardButterCheesePicklesLettuceTomatoOnionsBunsRelishMilkshakeKrabby Patty BombDoodle Krabby PattyKrabby Patty hatKrabby Patty GaryKrabby Patty telephoneDanger PattiesNight PattyGreat pacific garbage patchSucker ShakeHowling RingsBubble PattyHot mustard

Commercials: Krusty Krab CommercialKrusty Krab Commercial (old)Krusty Kids' Meal Commercial

Vehicles: Patty WagonMobile Krusty Krab

Other: Squidward's workstationPatty vaultKrusty Krab red alert modeLost and FoundKrusty KateringKrusty Krab employee hatKrusty Krab advertisingKrusty Krab playsetMini Krusty Krab playsetKrusty Krab Industries Labor AgreementKrusty Krab Rule BookEmployee HandbookPatty PalThe Eugene Krabs Memorial Wishing WellUtensil standCondiment IslandKrusty Krab surveillance roomKrusty PoolKrusty Krab Talent ShowEating contest beltKrusty Krab drive-thruMr. Krabs' secret laboratoryNo Refunds signFace in the darknessJazz Free Zone signNosferatuBubble spatulaBubbly Krab employee hatBubbly Krab cash registerBubbly Krab workstationJellyfish Jelly Factory