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General
Season №: 7
Episode №: 150a
Airdate: October 9, 2010
Chronology
Previous: "Tunnel of Glove"
Next: "The Wreck of the Mauna Loa"
List of episode transcripts

This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Krusty Dogs" from season seven, which aired on October 9, 2010.

  • SpongeBob: [has Krabby Patty meat in a container] Ooh...delicious!! [blows out more Krabby Patties onto a nearby table and puts them all into the freezer. Then rolls up the leftover meat into a top hat then puts it on] Top of the morning to ya! [laughs then makes the meat into a version of Gary and it meows. Then makes the meat into a telephone and answers it] Krusty Krab! SpongeBob speaking! [laughs again but the telephone suddenly starts to ring and answers it] Gary? Is that you? [pause] Gary, I know you're there. I can hear you breathing! [hangs the phone up then makes the meat into a hot dog-like shape] Oooh! [boils the meat in water on the stove]
  • Narrator: One weiner later...
  • SpongeBob: [enters Mr. Krabs' office holding the hot dog] MR. KRABS!!! This weiner tastes like a Krabby Patty! Maybe we could add them to the menu?
  • Mr. Krabs: I'm not impressed...
  • SpongeBob: I made it over leftover ingredients.
  • Mr. Krabs: Now I'm impressed!
  • Frank: [enters the Krusty Krab and walks to the empty cash register] Hmm...could've sworn that sign said "Open."
  • Squidward: [outside] Sigh...Once in awhile, I need to breathe in and not smell grease. Or the stench of my miserably failed life...Talking to myself...again...
  • SpongeBob: [showing Mr. Krabs how to make a Krusty Dog] And I just cook it like this!
  • Mr. Krabs: Go on.
  • Frank: My! What an interesting shape! Are those for sale?
  • Mr. Krabs: Why? Would you like to buy one?
  • Frank: Well, that would depend on the price.
  • Mr. Krabs: Would you pay the same is what a Krabby Patty costs?
  • Frank: Hmm...sure! I suppose so!
  • Mr. Krabs: What 'bout double?
  • Frank: Now you're talking!
  • Customer: Krabby Patties again? Sigh...if only there were something else...[notices Frank eating a Krusty Dog] Hey, whatcha got there Frank?
  • Frank: It's new! Taste just like a Krabby Patty but it's shaped like a weiner! [walks off]
  • All Three Customers: That sounds interesting!
  • Customer: [talking to SpongeBob]Hey! I'd like to request a weiner!
  • Two Customers: Me too!
  • All Three Customers: Weiners! Weiners! Weiners!
  • [Mr. Krabs climbs up to the menu sign and writes "Krusty Dogs" on it in red chalk]
  • SpongeBob: Squidward, what's that noise?
  • Squidward: Incruciating...
  • Mr. Krabs: Up here boys! Take a look!
  • SpongeBob: I can't read it from here, Mr. Krabs! What's it say?
  • Mr. Krabs: It says "Krusty Dogs, only $3.99! Or $4.99 with cheese!
  • Squidward: $4.99!? That's highway robbery!
  • Mr. Krabs: Avec fromage, Monsieur Squidward! Avec fromage!
  • SpongeBob: My Krusty Dog! Handwritten on the menu! Oh, pinch me Squidward!
  • Squidward: Pinch yourself you ninny.
  • Narrator: The following day...
  • Mr. Krabs: [runs to SpongeBob holding a ticket] SpongeBob! Three more Krusty Dogs! Porento!
  • SpongeBob: Aye, aye Captain! [dumps three Krusty Dogs in a pan of hot water]
  • Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! Three more orders of Krusty Dogs! Extra Krusty!
  • SpongeBob: Wow, Mr. Krabs! We sure are gettin' a lot of orders for Krusty Dogs!L|Mr. Krabs|Yep!}}
  • SpongeBob: I'll get those going after I finish cooking up these Krabby Patties!
  • Mr. Krabs: Oh, forget about making those Patties! Just make the weiners! [gives SpongeBob the ticket]
  • SpongeBob: Just make the weiners? [follows Mr. Krabs who is holding a ladder] Um, excuse me Mr. Krabs? Uh, w-where are you going with that ladder? Mr. Krabs?
  • Mr. Krabs: I'm just going to make a few changes to the Krusty Krab menu. That's all!
  • SpongeBob: Changes...?
  • Mr. Krabs: Oh, that reminds me! Do you have an eraser I could borrow?
  • SpongeBob: E-raser?
  • Mr. Krabs: [on top of the ladder] Ah, never mind. I'll just cross it off. [uses the chalk to mark out "Krabby Patties"] No more Krabby Patties!
  • SpongeBob: [shocked] No more Krabby...patties...[passes out then two Paramedics but a breathing mask on him]{{L|Paramedic 1| Okay, just breathe normally son.
  • SpongeBob: No more Kraddy paddy...

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