Changes: Krusty Dogs/transcript

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SpongeBob: [has Krabby Patty meat in a container] Ooh...delicious!!
[Heblows out more Krabby Patties onto a nearby table and puts them all into the freezer, Then rolls up the leftover meat into a top hat then puts it on]
SpongeBob: Top of the morning to ya! [laughs then makes the meat into a version of Gary and it meows. Then makes the meat into a telephone and answers it] Krusty Krab! SpongeBob speaking! [laughs again but the telephone suddenly starts to ring and answers it] Gary? Is that you? [pause] Gary, I know you're there. I can hear you breathing! [hangs the phone up then makes the meat into a hot dog-like shape] Oooh! [boils the meat in water on the stove]
Narrator: One wiener later...
SpongeBob: [enters Mr. Krabs' office holding the hot dog] MR. KRABS!!! This wiener tastes like a Krabby Patty! Maybe we could add them to the menu?
Mr. Krabs: I'm not impressed...
SpongeBob: I made it over leftover ingredients.
Mr. Krabs: Now I'm impressed!
Frank: [enters the Krusty Krab and walks to the empty cash register] Hmm...could've sworn that sign said "Open."
Squidward: [outside] Sigh...Once in awhile, I need to breathe in and not smell grease. Or the stench of my miserably failed life...Talking to myself...again...
SpongeBob: [showing Mr. Krabs how to make a Krusty Dog] And I just cook it like this!
Mr. Krabs: Go on.
Frank: My! What an interesting shape! Are those for sale?
Mr. Krabs: Why? Would you like to buy one?
Frank: Well, that would depend on the price.
Mr. Krabs: Would you pay the same is what a Krabby Patty costs?
Frank: Hmm...sure! I suppose so!
Mr. Krabs: What 'bout double?
Frank: Now you're talking!
Customer: Krabby Patties again? Sigh… if only there were something else...[notices Frank eating a Krusty Dog] Hey, whatcha got there Frank?
Frank: It's new! Taste just like a Krabby Patty but it's shaped like a wiener! [walks off]
All Three Customers: That sounds interesting!
Customer: [talking to SpongeBob]Hey! I'd like to request a wiener!
Two Customers: Me too!
All Three Customers: Wieners! Wieners! Wieners!
[Mr. Krabs climbs up to the menu sign and writes "Krusty Dogs" on it in red chalk]
SpongeBob: Squidward, what's that noise?
Squidward: Excruciating...
Mr. Krabs: Up here boys! Take a look!
SpongeBob: I can't read it from here, Mr. Krabs! What's it say?
Mr. Krabs: It says "Krusty Dogs, only $3.99! Or $4.99 with cheese!
Squidward: $4.99!? That's highway robbery!
Mr. Krabs: Avec fromage, Monsieur Squidward! Avec fromage!
SpongeBob: My Krusty Dog! Handwritten on the menu! Oh, pinch me Squidward!
Squidward: Pinch yourself you ninny.
Narrator: The following day...
Mr. Krabs: [runs to SpongeBob holding a ticket] SpongeBob! Three more Krusty Dogs! Pronto!
SpongeBob: Aye, aye Captain! [dumps three Krusty Dogs in a pan of hot water]
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! Three more orders of Krusty Dogs! Extra Krusty!
SpongeBob: Wow, Mr. Krabs! We sure are gettin' a lot of orders for Krusty Dogs!
Mr. Krabs: Yep!
SpongeBob: I'll get those going after I finish cooking up these Krabby Patties!
Mr. Krabs: Oh, forget about making those Patties! Just make the wieners! [gives SpongeBob the ticket]
SpongeBob: Just make the wieners? [follows Mr. Krabs who is holding a ladder] Um, excuse me Mr. Krabs? Uh, w-where are you going with that ladder? Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: I'm just going to make a few changes to the Krusty Krab menu. That's all!
SpongeBob: Changes...?
Mr. Krabs: Oh, that reminds me! Do you have an eraser I could borrow?
SpongeBob: E-raser?
Mr. Krabs: [on top of the ladder] Ah, never mind. I'll just cross it off. [uses the chalk to mark out "Krabby Patties"] No more Krabby Patties!
SpongeBob: [shocked] No more Krabby… patties...[passes out then two Paramedics put a breathing mask on him]
Paramedic 1: Okay, just breathe normally son.
SpongeBob: No more Krabby paddy…
Paramedic 1: There you go. That's it.
Paramedic 2: There! He's starting to revive.
SpongeBob: I had this horrible dream. That Mr. Krabs would never let me cook Krabby Patties again. [sees Mr. Krabs pushing his grill out from the Krusty Krab, much to his shock]
Kr. Krabs: Pardon me.
SpongeBob: [falls on the floor crying]
Paramedic 2: We're losing him!
Kr. Krabs: [Mr. Krabs throws grill into trash heap]
Mr. Krabs: [zoomed in on Mr. Krabs eyes] SpongeBob. SpongeBob. Wake up.
SpongeBob: [being held in the two paramedics arms] Where am I? And what are these paramedics doing here?
Mr. Krabs: You're back in yer old kitchen. And the paramedics were here to revive ye.
SpongeBob: I was asleep?
Kr. Krabs: Yea, but just for a little while. I only docked your pay for the time you were unconscious.
SpongeBob: [looks over at the empty space where the grill used to be] Mr. Krabs, isn't that where the grill used to be? [points to empty space]
Mr. Krabs: Maybe. But now we have this! [unveils a small hot dog cooker]
SpongeBob: And what about my… my spatula? [tears fill his eyes]
Mr. Krabs: I got'cha a new one! [lifts up hot dog holder]
SpongeBob: [catches hot dog holder, accidentally pinching his nose with it]
Mr. Krabs and the paramedics: [laugh at SpongeBob]
Mr. Krabs: Alright! Those wieners aren't going to rotisserie themselves. Everybody back to work.
Mr. Krabs and paramedics: [walk away] [Mr. Krabs pushes the hot dog cooker up to SpongeBob]
SpongeBob: Aye aye, captain. [he sadly taps the small cooker with the hot dog holder]
SpongeBob: [approaches Squidward] Squidward, can I talk to you for 1 second?
Squidward: I don't know. That's a pretty long talk.
SpongeBob: Has anything ever happened at your job that… well, made it not-as-fun as it used to be?
Squidward: Actually, yes.
SpongeBob: Really?! What was it?
Squidward: Being hired.
SpongeBob: I don't know why, but things aren't just the same after Krusty Dogs were added to the menu.
Squidward: SpongeBob, my boy, I realized long ago that there is nothing, I repeat, nothing, that could make this job any more boring, or humiliating, or demeaning, that it already is.
Squidward: [wearing hot dog suit outside Krusty Krab]
Billy: Look at that guy dressed as a hot dog, Mommy.
Mom: Let that inspire you to stay in school, Billy.
Billy: [runs back and kicks Squidward]
SpongeBob: [approaches Mr. Krabs who is hammering a sign to a support beam] Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: Ahoy SpongeBob! How's go the wieners?
SpongeBob: Eh, I was kinda wondering… could we just go back to selling Krabby Patties?
Mr. Krabs: What on earth for?! Krusty Dogs was your best idea ever boy!
SpongeBob: I know. Well, I guess I sorta miss the Krabby Patties. After all, they're what gave this place it's name.
Mr. Krabs: Yea, good point.
SpongeBob: Yea! Don't' you think we should… [SpongeBob watches Mr. Krabs dash outside and change the sign to "The Krusty Dogs] Krusty Dogs?! Those wieners have got to go!
SpongeBob: [serves 2 customers their hot dogs] Here you go, hungry customers, your delicious Krusty Dogs!
Female Customer: They do look delicious!
SpongeBob: Yes! [whispers into her ear] Eat one and you'll develop an unsightly skin condition.
SpongeBob: [approaches another customer] Here's your footlong, sir!
Customer: Thanks! 12 inches of deliciousness!
SpongeBob: Yea! You know what gives them that added flavor?
Customer: No, what?
SpongeBob: [whispers into ear] Nose hair and recycled dental floss.
Squidward: SpongeBob, what are you doing?
SpongeBob: We have got to get rid of these wieners and being back the Krabby Patty!
Squidward: SpongeBob, I never thought I'd be saying this, but, count me in!
SpongeBob: Hurray!
Squidward: [bursts into Krusty Krab] Help! I'm having horrible abdominal pain! I think it was the… the… [looks over at SpongeBob] Line.
SpongeBob: Wiener
Squidward: The wiener!
SpongeBob: [dressed in a brown coat and beard] Ladies and gentlemen! Allow me to introduce myself. I am but a simple, old timey gentlemen. I came here for 1 purpose today.
Old lady customer: So I said, it didn't smell so bad, but it tastes of...
SpongeBob: QUIET GRANNY! I'M TALKING!
Old lady customer: Oh.
SpongeBob: And that is to loudly decry these modern, new fangled days of wieners, and to band for a return to a simpler time. A Krabby Pattier time! [looks at customers]
Female customer: I'm not really conceded about possible ill-health effects. What about you guys?
Customer #1: Eh.
Customer #2: What about nostalgia?
Female customer: Never heard of it. [continues eating]
SpongeBob: Okay, that didn't work at all.
Squidward: It only seems to have increased their appetite for wieners.
SpongeBob: We need stronger tactics.
Squidward: Like something that would make Mr. Krabs' wiener thing blow right up in his face!
SpongeBob: Yea, blow up. [facial expression changes to happy] Squidward, that's it! [skips and laughs away]
SpongeBob: [grabs balloons from a drawer, puts in Krusty Dog] Beautiful.
SpongeBob: [serves to customer with a air pump connected to the Krusty Dog] Your Krusty Dog sir, with extra mustard.
Customer: Thanks!
SpongeBob: Can I bring you something else? [silence] Okay, I guess not. Thank you sir. [walks away]
Customer: [picks up Krusty Dog, slowly starts bringing it to his mouth]
SpongeBob: [watches Customer] Wait for it SpongeBob. Wait for it. Now! [pushes down on air pump, filling up the balloon, and the hot dog]
Female Customer: Yeah, remember that, that was… Oh my Neptune! [sees hot dog expanding] That Krusty Dog is about to explode!
Customer eating Krusty Dog: What? Where? [Krusty Dog explodes, shooting meat on all the customers]
All customers: [begin screaming and angrily leaving]
SpongeBob: Have a nice day!
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! What happened in here? Where all me customers?! What are we gonna do?
SpongeBob: Oooh! I know the answer.
Mr. Krabs: [pops in window looking at SpongeBob grilling Krabby Patties] Hey SpongeBob! Have you seen Mr. Squidward?
SpongeBob: I think he's outside on his break.
Mr. Krabs: Perfect! And keep them Krabby Patties coming, boy!
SpongeBob: Aye aye, captain!
Squidward: [standing outside Krusty Krab in a Krabby Patty suit, waving a sign saying "THEY'RE BACK!].
Billy: Look Mommy! It's a guy dressed as a Krabby Patty!
Mom: It's never too soon to start picking a good college, Billy. [runs back and kicks Squidward to the ground]
Squidward: Well, I guess I was wrong again. It can always get more humiliating.

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-(SpongeBob uses a cylinder to cut circular patties)
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[has Krabby Patty meat in a container]'' Ooh...delicious!!}}
+{{L|''[Heblows out more Krabby Patties onto a nearby table and puts them all into the freezer, Then rolls up the leftover meat into a top hat then puts it on]''}}
-SpongeBob: Ooh … delicious.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Top of the morning to ya! ''[laughs then makes the meat into a version of Gary and it meows. Then makes the meat into a telephone and answers it]'' Krusty Krab! SpongeBob speaking! ''[laughs again but the telephone suddenly starts to ring and answers it]'' Gary? Is that you? ''[pause]'' Gary, I know you're there. I can hear you breathing! ''[hangs the phone up then makes the meat into a hot dog-like shape]'' Oooh! ''[boils the meat in water on the stove]''}}
-(He puts the patties in the freezer then starts to shape the leftover mixture into a hat and puts it on)
+{{L|Narrator|One wiener later...}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[enters Mr. Krabs' office holding the hot dog]'' MR. KRABS!!! This wiener tastes like a Krabby Patty! Maybe we could add them to the menu?}}
-SpongeBob: Top of the morning to ya! (Laughs)
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm not impressed...}}
-(Shapes it into Gary)
+{{L|SpongeBob|I made it over leftover ingredients.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now I'm impressed!}}
-Patty Gary: Meow.
+{{L|Frank|''[enters the Krusty Krab and walks to the empty cash register]'' Hmm...could've sworn that sign said "Open."}}
-(Shapes it into a phone and picks it up)
+{{L|Squidward|''[outside]'' Sigh...Once in awhile, I need to breathe in and not smell grease. Or the stench of my miserably failed life...Talking to myself...again...}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[showing Mr. Krabs how to make a Krusty Dog]'' And I just cook it like this!}}
-SpongeBob: Krusty Krab, SpongeBob speaking. (Laughs and puts receiver down. It rings again and he picks it up.) Gary, is that you? Gary, I know you're there, I can hear you breathing. (Slams receiver down and shapes into a wiener) Ooooh! (Cooks it in a pot)
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Go on.}}
+{{L|Frank|My! What an interesting shape! Are those for sale?}}
-Narrator: One wiener later.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Why? Would you like to buy one?}}
+{{L|Frank|Well, that would depend on the price.}}
-SpongeBob: (Bursts into Krabs' office) Mr. Krabs! This wiener tastes just like a Krabby Patty! Maybe we can add them to the menu.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Would you pay the same is what a Krabby Patty costs?}}
+{{L|Frank|Hmm...sure! I suppose so!}}
-Mr. Krabs: I'm not impressed.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|What 'bout double?}}
+{{L|Frank|Now you're talking!}}
-SpongeBob: I made it with leftover ingredients.
+{{L|Customer|Krabby Patties again? Sigh… if only there were something else...''[notices Frank eating a Krusty Dog]'' Hey, whatcha got there Frank?}}
+{{L|Frank|It's new! Taste just like a Krabby Patty but it's shaped like a wiener! ''[walks off]''}}
-Mr. Krabs: Now I'm impressed.
+{{L|All Three Customers|That sounds interesting!}}
-(Meanwhile, a customer enters the Krusty Krab, which is empty)
+{{L|Customer|''[talking to SpongeBob]''Hey! I'd like to request a wiener!}}
+{{L|Two Customers|Me too!}}
-Frank: Hmm … I could have sworn that sign said open.
+{{L|All Three Customers|Wieners! Wieners! Wieners!}}
-(Outside, Squidward is leaning against the sign)
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs climbs up to the menu sign and writes "Krusty Dogs" on it in red chalk]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, what's that noise?}}
-Squidward: (Inhales) Once in a while I need to breathe in and not smell grease. Or the stench of my miserably failed life. Talking to myself. Again.
+{{L|Squidward|Excruciating...}}
-(Frank puts head through serving window and sees SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs)
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Up here boys! Take a look!}}
-SpongeBob: And then I just cooked it, like this.
+{{L|SpongeBob|I can't read it from here, Mr. Krabs! What's it say?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|It says "Krusty Dogs, only $3.99! Or $4.99 with cheese!}}
+{{L|Squidward|$4.99!? That's highway robbery!}}
-Mr. Krabs: Go on.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Avec fromage, Monsieur Squidward! Avec fromage!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob| My Krusty Dog! Handwritten on the menu! Oh, pinch me Squidward!}}
-Frank: My, what an interesting shape. Are those for sale?
+{{L|Squidward|Pinch yourself you ninny.}}
+{{L|Narrator|The following day...}}
-Mr. Krabs: Why? Would you like to buy one?
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[runs to SpongeBob holding a ticket]'' SpongeBob! Three more Krusty Dogs! Pronto!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Aye, aye Captain! ''[dumps three Krusty Dogs in a pan of hot water]''}}
-Frank: Well, that would depend on the price.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob! Three more orders of Krusty Dogs! Extra Krusty!}}
-Mr. Krabs: Would you pay the same as what a Krabby Patty costs?
+{{L|SpongeBob|Wow, Mr. Krabs! We sure are gettin' a lot of orders for Krusty Dogs!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yep!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I'll get those going after I finish cooking up these Krabby Patties!}}
-Frank: Hmm. Sure, I suppose so.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, forget about making those Patties! Just make the wieners! ''[gives SpongeBob the ticket]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Just make the wieners? ''[follows Mr. Krabs who is holding a ladder]'' Um, excuse me Mr. Krabs? Uh, w-where are you going with that ladder? Mr. Krabs?}}
-Mr. Krabs: How about double?
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm just going to make a few changes to the Krusty Krab menu. That's all!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Changes...?}}
-Frank: Now you're talking!
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, that reminds me! Do you have an eraser I could borrow?}}
-(In the dining room, three customers sit around a table)
+{{L|SpongeBob|E-raser?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[on top of the ladder]'' Ah, never mind. I'll just cross it off. ''[uses the chalk to mark out "Krabby Patties"]'' No more Krabby Patties!}}
-Customer #2: Krabby Patties again? (Sighs) If only there was something else. (Sees Frank with Krusty Dog) Hey, what you got there, Frank?
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[shocked]'' No more Krabby… patties...''[passes out then two Paramedics put a breathing mask on him]''}}
+{{L|Paramedic 1| Okay, just breathe normally son.}}
-Frank: It's new. Tastes just like a Krabby Patty but it's shaped like a wiener!
+{{L|SpongeBob|No more Krabby paddy…}}
+{{L|Paramedic 1|There you go. That's it.}}
-Customer #3: Well that sounds very interesting, yeah! (They mutter appreciatively;
+{{L|Paramedic 2|There! He's starting to revive.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I had this horrible dream. That Mr. Krabs would never let me cook Krabby Patties again. ''[sees Mr. Krabs pushing his grill out from the Krusty Krab, much to his shock]''}}
-Customer #3 puts head through serving window) Hey, I'd like to request a wiener!
+{{L|Kr. Krabs|Pardon me.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[falls on the floor crying]''}}
-Customer #2: Me too!
+{{L|Paramedic 2|We're losing him!}}
+{{L|Kr. Krabs|''[Mr. Krabs throws grill into trash heap]''}}
-Customer #4: Me too!
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[zoomed in on Mr. Krabs eyes]'' SpongeBob. SpongeBob. Wake up.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[being held in the two paramedics arms]'' Where am I? And what are these paramedics doing here?}}
-All: Wieners! Wieners! Wieners!
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|You're back in yer old kitchen. And the paramedics were here to revive ye.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I was asleep?}}
-(Mr. Krabs climbs a ladder and adds Krusty Dogs to the menu in chalk)
+{{L|Kr. Krabs|Yea, but just for a little while. I only docked your pay for the time you were unconscious.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[looks over at the empty space where the grill used to be]'' Mr. Krabs, isn't that where the grill used to be? ''[points to empty space]''}}
-SpongeBob: Squidward, what's that noise?
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Maybe. But now we have this! ''[unveils a small hot dog cooker]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|And what about my… my spatula? ''[tears fill his eyes]''}}
-Squidward: Excruciating.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|I got'cha a new one! ''[lifts up hot dog holder]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[catches hot dog holder, accidentally pinching his nose with it]''}}
-Mr. Krabs: Up here, boy! Take a look.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs and the paramedics|''[laugh at SpongeBob]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Alright! Those wieners aren't going to rotisserie themselves. Everybody back to work.}}
-SpongeBob: (Squints) I can't read it from here, Mr. Krabs, what's it say?
+{{L|Mr. Krabs and paramedics|''[walk away]''}} ''[Mr. Krabs pushes the hot dog cooker up to SpongeBob]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Aye aye, captain. ''[he sadly taps the small cooker with the hot dog holder]''}}
-Mr. Krabs: It says, “Krusty Dogs only $3.99 or $4.99 with cheese”.
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[approaches Squidward]'' Squidward, can I talk to you for 1 second?}}
-Squidward: $4.99? That's highway robbery.
+{{L|Squidward|I don't know. That's a pretty long talk.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Has anything ever happened at your job that… well, made it not-as-fun as it used to be?}}
+{{L|Squidward|Actually, yes.}}
-Mr. Krabs: Avec fromage, monsieur Squidward. Avec fromage.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Really?! What was it?}}
+{{L|Squidward|Being hired.}}
-SpongeBob: My Krusty Dog, hand written on the menu! Oh, pinch me Squidward!
+{{L|SpongeBob|I don't know why, but  things aren't just the same after Krusty Dogs were added to the menu.}}
+{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, my boy, I realized long ago that there is nothing, I repeat, nothing, that could make this job any more boring, or humiliating, or demeaning, that it already is.}}
-Squidward: Pinch yourself, you ninny.
+{{L|Squidward|''[wearing hot dog suit outside Krusty Krab]''}}
+{{L|Billy|Look at that guy dressed as a hot dog, Mommy.}}
-Narrator: The following day.
+{{L|Mom|Let that inspire you to stay in school, Billy.}}
+{{L|Billy|''[runs back and kicks Squidward]''}}
-(SpongeBob is cooking patties)
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[approaches Mr. Krabs who is hammering a sign to a support beam]'' Mr. Krabs?}}
-Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! Three more Krusty Dogs, pronto!
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ahoy SpongeBob! How's go the wieners?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Eh, I was kinda wondering… could we just go back to selling Krabby Patties?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|What on earth for?! Krusty Dogs was your best idea ever boy!}}
-SpongeBob: Aye aye, cap'n! (Puts three in pot)
+{{L|SpongeBob|I know. Well, I guess I sorta miss the Krabby Patties. After all, they're what gave this place it's name.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yea, good point.}}
-Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! Three more orders of Krusty Dogs, extra krusty!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Yea! Don't' you think we should… ''[SpongeBob watches Mr. Krabs dash outside and change the sign to "The Krusty Dogs]'' Krusty Dogs?! Those wieners have got to go!}}
-SpongeBob: Wow, Mr. Krabs, we sure are getting a lot of orders for Krusty Dogs.
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[serves 2 customers their hot dogs]'' Here you go, hungry customers, your delicious Krusty Dogs!}}
+{{L|Female Customer|They do look delicious!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Yes! ''[whispers into her ear]'' Eat one and you'll develop an unsightly skin condition.}}
-Mr. Krabs: Yep.
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[approaches another customer]'' Here's your footlong, sir!}}
+{{L|Customer|Thanks! 12 inches of deliciousness!}}
-SpongeBob: Yeah, I'll get those going right after I finish cooking up these Krabby Patties.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Yea! You know what gives them that added flavor?}}
+{{L|Customer|No, what?}}
-Mr. Krabs: Oh, forget about making those patties! Just make the wieners. (Hands order slips)
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[whispers into ear]''  Nose hair and recycled dental floss.}}
-SpongeBob: Just … make the wieners?
+{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, what are you doing?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|We have got to get rid of these wieners and being back the Krabby Patty!}}
+{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I never thought I'd be saying this, but, count me in!}}
-(Mr. Krabs carries a ladder across the restaurant and SpongeBob follows him)
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hurray!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[bursts into Krusty Krab]'' Help! I'm having horrible abdominal pain! I think it was the… the… ''[looks over at SpongeBob]'' Line.}}
-SpongeBob: Um, excuse me, Mr. Krabs? Uh, where are you going with that ladder? Mr. Krabs?
+{{L|SpongeBob|Wiener}}
+{{L|Squidward|The wiener!}}
-Mr. Krabs: I'm just going to make a few changes to the Krusty Krab menu, that's all.
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[dressed in a brown coat and beard]'' Ladies and gentlemen! Allow me to introduce myself. I am but a simple, old timey gentlemen. I came here for 1 purpose today.}}
+{{L|Old lady customer|So I said, it didn't smell so bad, but it tastes of...}}
-SpongeBob: Changes?
+{{L|SpongeBob|QUIET GRANNY! I'M TALKING!}}
+{{L|Old lady customer|Oh.}}
-Mr. Krabs: Oh, that reminds me. Do you have an eraser I could borrow?
+{{L|SpongeBob|And that is to loudly decry these modern, new fangled days of wieners, and to band for a return to a simpler time. A Krabby Pattier time! ''[looks at customers]''}}
+{{L|Female customer|I'm not really conceded about possible ill-health effects. What about you guys?}}
-SpongeBob: Eraser?
+{{L|Customer #1|Eh.}}
+{{L|Customer #2|What about nostalgia?}}
-Mr. Krabs: (Climbs ladder) Ah, never mind, I'll just cross it off. No more Krabby Patties. (Crosses it out)
+{{L|Female customer|Never heard of it. ''[continues eating]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, that didn't work at all.}}
-(SpongeBob sweats, mumbles and faints. An ambulance pulls up outside and paramedics revive him with oxygen.)
+{{L|Squidward|It only seems to have increased their appetite for wieners.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|We need stronger tactics.}}
-Paramedic #1: OK, just breathe normally, son.
+{{L|Squidward|Like something that would make Mr. Krabs' wiener thing blow right up in his face!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Yea, blow up. ''[facial expression changes to happy]'' Squidward, that's it! ''[skips and laughs away]''}}
-SpongeBob: (Mumbling) No more Krabby …
+{{L|SpongeBob| ''[grabs balloons from a drawer, puts in Krusty Dog]'' Beautiful.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob| ''[serves to customer with a air pump connected to the Krusty Dog]'' Your Krusty Dog sir, with extra mustard.}}
-Paramedic #1: There you go. That's it.
+{{L|Customer|Thanks!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Can I bring you something else? ''[silence]'' Okay, I guess not. Thank you sir. ''[walks away]''}}
-Paramedic #2: There! He's starting to revive. (Sits SpongeBob up)
+{{L|Customer|''[picks up Krusty Dog, slowly starts bringing it to his mouth]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[watches Customer]'' Wait for it SpongeBob. Wait for it. Now! ''[pushes down on air pump, filling up the balloon, and the hot dog]''}}
-SpongeBob: I had this horrible dream that Mr. Krabs was never gonna let me Krabby Patties agai- …
+{{L|Female Customer|Yeah, remember that, that was… Oh my Neptune! ''[sees hot dog expanding]'' That Krusty Dog is about to explode!}}
+{{L|Customer eating Krusty Dog|What? Where? ''[Krusty Dog explodes, shooting meat on all the customers]''}}
-(Mr. Krabs pushes a stove through the restaurant)
+{{L|All customers|''[begin screaming and angrily leaving]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Have a nice day!}}
-Mr. Krabs: Pardon me.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob! What happened in here? Where all me customers?! What are we gonna do?}}
-(SpongeBob faints again)
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oooh! I know the answer.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[pops in window looking at SpongeBob grilling Krabby Patties]'' Hey SpongeBob! Have you seen Mr. Squidward?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I think he's outside on his break.}}
-Paramedic #2: We're losing him!
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Perfect! And keep them Krabby Patties coming, boy!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Aye aye, captain!}}
-(Outside, Mr. Krabs tosses the stove on a trash heap)
+{{L|Squidward|''[standing outside Krusty Krab in a Krabby Patty suit, waving a sign saying "THEY'RE BACK!]''}}.
+{{L|Billy|Look Mommy! It's a guy dressed as a Krabby Patty!}}
-(Cut to SpongeBob waking up again)
+{{L|Mom|It's never too soon to start picking a good college, Billy. ''[runs back and kicks Squidward to the ground]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Well, I guess I was wrong again. It can always get more humiliating.}}
-Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob … SpongeBob … wake up.
-SpongeBob: (Held up by the paramedics) Where am I? And what are these paramedics doing here?
-Mr. Krabs: You're back in your old kitchen, and the pair of paramedics were here to revive you.
-SpongeBob: I was asleep?
-Mr. Krabs: Yeah, but just for a little while, so I only docked your pay for the time you were unconcious.
-SpongeBob: (Looks at spot where grill was) Mr. Krabs, isn't that where the grill used to be?
-Mr. Krabs: Maybe. But now we have this! (Takes cover off hot dog rotisserie)
-SpongeBob: And what about my … my spatula?
-Mr. Krabs: I got you a new one! (Hands him tongs; SpongeBob accidentally traps his nose in them and Mr. Krabs and the paramedics laugh) All right, those wieners aren't going to rotisserate themselves. Everybody back to work!
-SpongeBob: (Sadly) Aye aye, captain.
-(Cut to SpongeBob approaching Squidward)
-SpongeBob: Squidward, can I talk to you for one second?
-Squidward: I don't know, that's a pretty long talk.
-SpongeBob: Has anything ever happened at your job that made it, well, not as fun as it used to be?
-Squidward: Well, actually, yes.
-SpongeBob: Really? What was it?
-Squidward: Being hired.
-SpongeBob: I don't know why, but things just aren't the same since Krusty Dogs were added to the menu.
-Squidward: SpongeBob, my boy, I realized long ago that there is nothing, I repeat nothing, that could make this job any more boring or humiliating or demeaning than it already is.
-(Cut to Squidward outside the Krusty Krab wearing a hot dog suit. A mother and son come out of the Krusty Krab.)
-Billy: Look at that guy dressed like a hot dog, Mommy.
-Mother: Let that inspire you to stay in school, Billy.
-(Billy kicks Squidward. Meanwhile, inside the Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs is putting up a poster for Krusty Dogs.)
-SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs?
-Mr. Krabs: Ahoy, SpongeBob! How goes the wieners?
-SpongeBob: I was kind of wondering … could we just go back to selling Krabby Patties?
-Mr. Krabs: What on Earth for? Krusty Dogs was your best idea ever, boy!
-SpongeBob: I know, I – well, I guess I sort of just miss the Krabby Patties. After all, they're what gave this place its name.
-Mr. Krabs: Yeah … good point.
-SpongeBob: Yeah, I mean, don't you think that we should – (Mr. Krabs dashes away)
-(SpongeBob looks out of the window and sees Mr. Krabs changing the sign to “The Krusty Dogs”)
-SpongeBob: “Krusty Dog”? Those wieners have got to go.
-(Cut to SpongeBob serving customers)
-SpongeBob: Here you are, hungry customers. Your delicious Krusty Dogs.
-Customer #5: They do look delicious.
-SpongeBob: Yes. (Into her ear) Eat one and you will develop an unsightly skin
-condition. (Goes to next customer) Here's your footlong, sir.
-Customer #6: Thanks! 12 inches of deliciousness.
-SpongeBob: Yeah, you know what gives them that added flavor?
-Customer #6: No, what?
-SpongeBob: Nose hairs and recycled dental floss.
-Squidward: (Still in hot dog suit) SpongeBob, what are you doing?
-SpongeBob: We have got to get rid of these wieners and bring back the Krabby Patty!
-Squidward: SpongeBob, I never thought I'd be saying this, but count me in.
-SpongeBob: Hooray!
-(Cut to customer picking up hot dog. Squidward bursts into the Krusty Krab dramatically, holding his stomach.)
-Squidward: Help! I'm having terrible abdominal pain! I think it was the … the … (Glances to door, where SpongeBob is standing.) Line.
-SpongeBob: (Stage whisper) Wieeeener!
-Squidward: The wiener!
-SpongeBob: (In old timey costume) Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce myself. I am but a simple old timey gentleman. I came here for one purpose today.
-Old lady: So I said, it didn't smell so bad but tastes awf-
-SpongeBob: Quiet, granny, I'm talking!
-Old lady: Oh.
-SpongeBob: And that is to loudly decry these modern, newfangled days of wieners and to beg for a return to a simpler time, a Krabby Patty-er time.
-Customer #7: I'm not really concerned about possible ill health effects. How about you guys?
-Customer #8: Nah.
-Customer #9: How about nostalgia?
-Customer #7: Never heard of him. (Eats wiener)
-SpongeBob: OK, that didn't work at all.
-Squidward: It only seemed to increase their appetite for wieners.
-SpongeBob: We need stronger tactics.
-Squidward: Right. Something that would make Mr. Krabs' whole wiener thing blow right up in his face.
-SpongeBob: Yeah … blow up. (Gets an idea) Squidward, that's it! (Laughs and runs to the kitchen)
-(In the kitchen, SpongeBob combines a balloon with a wiener and adds mustard)
-SpongeBob: Beautiful. (Takes wiener to customer with an inflation line attached) Your Krusty Dog, sir. With extra mustard.
-Customer #10: Thanks.
-SpongeBob: Can I bring you something else? OK, I guess not. Thank you, sir. (Backs away.) Wait for it SpongeBob, wait for it. (Waits for customer to take a bite than begins inflating the wiener) Now!
-Customer #7: Yeah, remember that, that was- oh, my Neptune! That Krusty Dog is about to explode!
-Customer #10: What? Where? (It explodes. The customers scream and leave the
-restaurant angrily.)
-SpongeBob: Have a nice day!
-Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what happened in here? Where are all my customers? What are we going to do?
-SpongeBob: Ooh, I know the answer!
-(Cut to SpongeBob frying patties)
-Mr. Krabs: Hey, SpongeBob, have you seen Mr. Squidward?
-SpongeBob: I think he's outside on his break.
-Mr. Krabs: Perfect. And keep them Krabby Patties coming, boy!
-SpongeBob: (Salutes) Aye aye, captain!
-(Outside, Squidward is wearing a Krabby Patty suit and holding a sign announcing their return)
-Billy: Mom, look, it's a guy dressed as a Krabby Patty!
-Mother: It's never too soon to start picking a good college, Billy. (She kicks
-Squidward over)
-Squidward: Well, I guess I was wrong again. It can always get more humiliating.
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