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{{L|SpongeBob|''[enters Mr. Krabs' office holding the hot dog]'' MR. KRABS!!! This weiner tastes like a Krabby Patty! Maybe we could add them to the menu?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|''[enters Mr. Krabs' office holding the hot dog]'' MR. KRABS!!! This weiner tastes like a Krabby Patty! Maybe we could add them to the menu?}} |
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- SpongeBob: [has Krabby Patty meat in a container] Ooh...delicious!! [blows out more Krabby Patties onto a nearby table and puts them all into the freezer, Then rolls up the leftover meat into a top hat then puts it on] Top of the morning to ya! [laughs then makes the meat into a version of Gary and it meows. Then makes the meat into a telephone and answers it] Krusty Krab! SpongeBob speaking! [laughs again but the telephone suddenly starts to ring and answers it] Gary? Is that you? [pause] Gary, I know you're there. I can hear you breathing! [hangs the phone up then makes the meat into a hot dog-like shape] Oooh! [boils the meat in water on the stove]
- Narrator: One weiner later...
- SpongeBob: [enters Mr. Krabs' office holding the hot dog] MR. KRABS!!! This weiner tastes like a Krabby Patty! Maybe we could add them to the menu?
- Mr. Krabs: I'm not impressed...
- SpongeBob: I made it over leftover ingredients.
- Mr. Krabs: Now I'm impressed!
- Frank: [enters the Krusty Krab and walks to the empty cash register] Hmm...could've sworn that sign said "Open."
- Squidward: [outside] Sigh...Once in awhile, I need to breathe in and not smell grease. Or the stench of my miserably failed life...Talking to myself...again...
- SpongeBob: [showing Mr. Krabs how to make a Krusty Dog] And I just cook it like this!
- Mr. Krabs: Go on.
- Frank: My! What an interesting shape! Are those for sale?
- Mr. Krabs: Why? Would you like to buy one?
- Frank: Well, that would depend on the price.
- Mr. Krabs: Would you pay the same is what a Krabby Patty costs?
- Frank: Hmm...sure! I suppose so!
- Mr. Krabs: What 'bout double?
- Frank: Now you're talking!
- Customer: Krabby Patties again? Sigh… if only there were something else...[notices Frank eating a Krusty Dog] Hey, whatcha got there Frank?
- Frank: It's new! Taste just like a Krabby Patty but it's shaped like a weiner! [walks off]
- All Three Customers: That sounds interesting!
- Customer: [talking to SpongeBob]Hey! I'd like to request a weiner!
- Two Customers: Me too!
- All Three Customers: Weiners! Weiners! Weiners!
- [Mr. Krabs climbs up to the menu sign and writes "Krusty Dogs" on it in red chalk]
- SpongeBob: Squidward, what's that noise?
- Squidward: Incruciating...
- Mr. Krabs: Up here boys! Take a look!
- SpongeBob: I can't read it from here, Mr. Krabs! What's it say?
- Mr. Krabs: It says "Krusty Dogs, only $3.99! Or $4.99 with cheese!
- Squidward: $4.99!? That's highway robbery!
- Mr. Krabs: Avec fromage, Monsieur Squidward! Avec fromage!
- SpongeBob: My Krusty Dog! Handwritten on the menu! Oh, pinch me Squidward!
- Squidward: Pinch yourself you ninny.
- Narrator: The following day...
- Mr. Krabs: [runs to SpongeBob holding a ticket] SpongeBob! Three more Krusty Dogs! Porento!
- SpongeBob: Aye, aye Captain! [dumps three Krusty Dogs in a pan of hot water]
- Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! Three more orders of Krusty Dogs! Extra Krusty!
- SpongeBob: Wow, Mr. Krabs! We sure are gettin' a lot of orders for Krusty Dogs!
- Mr. Krabs: Yep!
- SpongeBob: I'll get those going after I finish cooking up these Krabby Patties!
- Mr. Krabs: Oh, forget about making those Patties! Just make the weiners! [gives SpongeBob the ticket]
- SpongeBob: Just make the weiners? [follows Mr. Krabs who is holding a ladder] Um, excuse me Mr. Krabs? Uh, w-where are you going with that ladder? Mr. Krabs?
- Mr. Krabs: I'm just going to make a few changes to the Krusty Krab menu. That's all!
- SpongeBob: Changes...?
- Mr. Krabs: Oh, that reminds me! Do you have an eraser I could borrow?
- SpongeBob: E-raser?
- Mr. Krabs: [on top of the ladder] Ah, never mind. I'll just cross it off. [uses the chalk to mark out "Krabby Patties"] No more Krabby Patties!
- SpongeBob: [shocked] No more Krabby… patties...[passes out then two Paramedics but a breathing mask on him]
- Paramedic 1: Okay, just breathe normally son.
- SpongeBob: No more Krabby paddy…
- Paramedic 1: There you go. That's it.
- Paramedic 2: There! He's starting to revive.
- SpongeBob: I had this horrible dream. That Mr. Krabs would never let me cook Krabby Patties again. [sees Mr. Krabs pushing the grill out from the Krusty Krab]
- Kr. Krabs: Pardon me.
- SpongeBob: [falls on the floor crying]
- Paramedic 2: We're losing him!
- Kr. Krabs: [Mr. Krabs throws grill into trash heap]
- Mr. Krabs: [zoomed in on Mr. Krabs eyes] SpongeBob. SpongeBob. Wake up.
- SpongeBob: [being held in the two paramedics arms] Where am I? And what are these paramedics doing here?
- Mr. Krabs: You're back in yer old kitchen. And the paramedics were here to revive ye.
- SpongeBob: I was asleep?
- Kr. Krabs: Yea, but just for a little while. I only docked your pay for the time you were unconscious.
- SpongeBob: [looks over at the empty space where the grill used to be] Mr. Krabs, isn't that where the grill used to be? [points to empty space]
- Mr. Krabs: Maybe. But now we have this! [unveils a small hotdog cooker]
- SpongeBob: And what about my… my spatula? [tears fill eyes]
- Mr. Krabs: I got'cha a new one! [lifts up hotdog holder]
- SpongeBob: [catches hotdog holder, accidentally pinching his nose with it]
- Mr. Krabs and the paramedics: [laugh at SpongeBob]
- Mr. Krabs: Alright! Those wieners aren't join to roticerate themselves. Everybody back to work.
- Mr. Krabs and paramedics: [walk away]
- SpongeBob: Aye aye, captain.
- SpongeBob: [approaches Squidward] Squidward, can I talk to you for 1 second?
- Squidward: I don't know. That's a pretty long talk.
- SpongeBob: Has anything ever happened at your job that… well, made it not-as-fun as it used to be?
- Squidward: Actually, yes.
- SpongeBob: Really?! What was it?
- Squidward: Being hired.
- SpongeBob: I don't know why, but things aren't just the same after Krusty Dogs were added to the menu.
- Squidward: SpongeBob, my boy, I realized long ago that there is nothing, I repeat, nothing, that could make this job any more boring, or humiliating, or demeaning, that it already is.
- Squidward: [wearing hotdog suit outside Krusty Krab]
- Billy: Look at that guy dressed as a hotdog, Mommy.
- Mom: Let that inspire you to stay in school, Billy.
- Billy: [runs back and kicks Squidward]
- SpongeBob: [approaches Mr. Krabs who is hammering a sign to a support beam] Mr. Krabs?
- Mr. Krabs: Ahoy SpongeBob! How's go the wieners?
- SpongeBob: Eh, I was kinda wondering… could we just go back to selling Krabby Patties?
- Mr. Krabs: What on earth for?! Krusty Dogs was your best idea ever boy!
- SpongeBob: I know. Well, I guess I sorta miss the Krabby Patties. After all, they're what gave this place it's name.
- Mr. Krabs: Yea, good point.
- SpongeBob: Yea! Don't' you think we should… [SpongeBob watches Mr. Krabs dash outside and change the sign to "The Krusty Dogs] Krusty Dogs?! Those wieners have got to go!
- SpongeBob: [serves 2 customers their hotdogs] Here you go, hungry customers, your delicious Krusty Dogs!
- Female Customer: They do look delicious!
- SpongeBob: Yes! [whispers into her ear] Eat one and you'll develop and unsightly skin condition.
- SpongeBob: [approaches another customer] Here's your footlong, sir!
- Customer: Thanks! 12 inches of deliciousness!
- SpongeBob: Yea! You know what gives them that added flavor?
- Customer: No, what?
- SpongeBob: [whispers into ear] Nose hair and recycled dental floss.
- Squidward: SpongeBob, what are you doing?
- SpongeBob: We have got to get rid of these wieners and being back the Krabby Patty!
- Squidward: SpongeBob, I never thought I'd be saying this, but, count me in!
- SpongeBob: Hurray!
- Squidward: [bursts into Krusty Krab] Help! I'm having horrible abdominal pain! I think it was the… the… [looks over at SpongeBob]
- SpongeBob: Wiener
- Squidward: The wiener!
- SpongeBob: [dressed in a brown coat and beard] Ladies and gentlemen! Allow me to introduce myself. I am but a simple, old timey gentlemen. I came here for 1 purpose today.
- Old lady customer: So I said, it didn't smell so bad, but it tastes of...
- SpongeBob: QUIET GRANNY I'M TALKING!
- Old lady customer: Oh
- SpongeBob: And that is to loudly decry these modern, new fangled days of wieners. And to beg for a return to a simpler time. A Krabby Pattier time. [looks at customers]
- Female customer: I'm not really conceded about possible ill-health effects. What about you guys?
- Customer #1: Eh
- Customer #2: What about nostalgia?
- Female customer: Never heard of him [continues eating]
- SpongeBob: Okay, that didn't work at all.
- Squidward: It only seems to have increased their appetite for wieners.
- SpongeBob: We need stronger tactics.
- Squidward: Like something that would make Mr. Krab's wiener thing blow right up in his face!
- SpongeBob: Yea, blow up. [facial expression changes to happy] Squidward, that's it! [skips and laughs away]
- SpongeBob [grabs balloons from a drawer, put's in Krusty Dog']] Beautiful.
- SpongeBob: [serves to customer with a air pump connected to the Krusty Dog] Your Krusty Dog sir, with extra mustard.
- Customer: Thanks
- SpongeBob: Can I bring you something else? [silence] Okay, I guess not. Thank you sir. [walks away]
- Customer: [picks up Krusty Dog, slowly starts bringing it to his mouth]
- SpongeBob: [watches Customer] Wait for it SpongeBob. Wait for it. Now! [pushes down on air pump, filling up the balloon, and the hotdog]
- Female Customer: Yea, remember that, that was… Oh my Neptune! [sees hotdog expanding] That Krusty Dog is about to explode!
- Customer eating Krusty Dog: What? Where? [Krusty Dog explodes, shooting meat on all the customers]
- All customers: [begin screaming and angrily leaving]
- SpongeBob: Have a nice day!
- Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! What happened in here? Where all me customers?! What are we gonna do?
- SpongeBob: Ooo! I know the answer.
- Mr. Krabs: [pops in window looking at SpongeBob grilling Krabby Patties] Hey SpongeBob! Have you seen Mr. Squidward?
- SpongeBob: I think he's outside on his break.
- Mr. Krabs: Perfect! And keep them Krabby Patties coming boy!
- SpongeBob: Aye aye, captain!
- Squidward: [standing outside Krusty Krab in a Krabby Patty suit, waving a sign].
- Billy: Look Mommy! It's a guy dressed as a Krabby Patty!
- Mom: It's never too soon to start picking a good college, Billy. [runs back and kicks Squidward to the ground]
- Squidward: Well, I guess I was wrong again. It can always get more humiliating.