"Krabby Patty Report" is a SpongeBob SquarePants Goodbye, Krabby Patty? short. In this short, Perch Perkins and Patrick fight over Krabby Patties. This short was written by Ben Gruber and storyboarded by Adam Paloian.
- Patrick Star
- Perch Perkins
- SpongeBob SquarePants
- Frank Fishbowl
- Tina Fran
- Dexter Blubbuns
- Eugene H. Krabs
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The short begins with Perch Perkins in front of a long line at the Krusty Krab for frozen Krabby Patties. He talks about how well known Krabby Patties are, and pans the camera over to various things that are based off of the patties.
SpongeBob and Patrick appear quickly during the news report and introduce themselves. Perkins explains that they are not doing interviews and pushes the two out of the way. Patrick explains that he likes the frozen Krabby Patties since they are popular and turns around to show a drawing of them on his back.
SpongeBob gives Perch a patty to taste, to which he shouts "Yes!" and tells how much he loves them. He grabs more patties from the box Patrick is holding, while running around. Perch then grabs one more, which annoys Patrick and results in him chasing him.
Mr. Krabs is then seen on a booth he set up himself to sell more patties, as Perch runs passed and grabs one. Sandals takes a bite of his patty, then Patrick runs and steals it from him. Mr. Krabs puts up a sign that reads "No refunds" on his booth.
The short ends with Perch taking even more patties, with Patrick and the rest of the customers on the line chasing him, having Bikini Bottom destroyed in the process.
|( ‣ ) Associated production music|
|( • ) Original music|
|( ◦ ) SpongeBob music|
‣ Screw on the Loose - Tony Lowry [Perch Perkins' news report]
‣ Fanfare (b) - Nicolas Carr ["Yes! I finally feel like I'm part of something!"]
‣ Hawaiian Adventures SpongeBob Theme - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [The ending]
- This short mistakenly aired 2 hours early, before "More Feeling" and "What Else Can a Krabby Patty Do?" aired.
- This short premiered eight years after "Grandpappy the Pirate," six years after SpongeBob Marbles & Slides was updated for the fifth time, four years after Disorder in the Deep was released, and two years after The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water was released in France.
- This short premiered in Greece two years after "Patrick-Man!" premiered in Germany and Poland.