Krabby Patty

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The Krabby Patty

A Krabby Patty is a burger-like fast food item sold at the Krusty Krab resturant which its recipe is kept top secret in the Bikini Bottom.

History

The Krabby Patty was first invented by King Krabs who lived sometime before the 12th century. They were first used to soothe the "jellyfish dragon" of the evil sorceror "Planktonimor" an ancestor of Sheldon J. Plankton. Thus the Krabby Patty became an "old Krab's Family recipe." Eugene H. Krab's mother also knew the secret formula to the Krabby Patty, even though she married into the Krabs family and probably was not a direct descendant of King Krabs.

Mr. Krabs made Krabby Patties since he was a young child with his best friend Sheldon J. Plankton, since the only place to get a burger at the time was at Stinky Burger - owned by a wealthy citizen named Stinky. Eugene and Sheldon wanted to go get a burger there, but Stinky did not like them hanging around his restaurant. Stinky's wealth inspired both Krabs and Plankton to make their own fast food restaurant, so they created their own restaurant in a dump which attracted no buyers. Old Man Jenkins, who was at the dump at that time, throwing away his unwanted scraps, became the first one to try the burger. But it was contaminated and knocked him out. The outcome of the Jenkins incident caused Krabs and Plankton to argue about the burger; when later Plankton tried stealing the formula, it ripped in half - so Plankton got his own batch of burgers and went to start his own business. Eugene Krabs' accidental recipe became a huge success. By combining the burger with the family's secret sauce (you won't believe what it is), he brought his family out of poverty and into riches. Soon Mr. Krabs decided to create a larger establishment, and renovated the failing retirement home, the Rusty Krab. He renamed it to the Krusty Krab. The Krusty Krab become one of the most successful restaurants in Bikini Bottom.

The Krabby Patty had been continually pursued by Mr. Krab's rival Sheldon Plankton. One time, after continually failing to defeat Krabs, Plankton used his last plan - Plan Z, and sold many Krabby Patties to control the Krusty Krabs customers. Soon Plankton's plans were foiled by SpongeBob Squarepants and Patrick Star. Plankton was sentenced to imprisonment. Mr. Krabs is improving his business every day.

Price

The Krabby Patty's price usually varies in different episodes:

Price	Episode(s)
$0.99 (Wednesday price)	Imitation Krabs
$1.00	The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Spongicus (beginning)
$1.25	Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V
$1.50	with Sea Cheese, in Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V
$1.64	Patty Caper
$1.98	The Krusty Sponge
$2.00	Pickles Krusty Krab Training Video Grandpappy the Pirate
$2.98	The Krusty Sponge (as The Sponge Patty)
$2.99	Imitation Krabs Krabby Land
$3.00	The Endless Summer SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One
$4.19	The Two Faces of Squidward (beginning)
$10.00	Spongicus (end)
$25.00	Bucket Sweet Bucket
$101.00 (At the Krusty Krab 2)	The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (arrival of King Neptune)

Preparation

To make the Krabby Patty you must first, cook the patties at 298 degrees. Secondly, you must flip the patties over with a good spatula. Finally the Patty must be placed on a bun which is not pre-sliced with the rest of the ingredients.

Throughout the series, the the Krabby Patty is prepared with love, which is another secret to it's popularity. Use of magic and machines hides the passion and hard work that the Krusty Krab is supportive on.

Recipe

The recipe was first reveled on Spongepedia, but didn't have the secret sauce. The secret sauce was found somewhere else so it is added here in the correct order to reveal the real formula, tested and perfected to perfection.

Krabby Patty Formula

• Bottom Bun
• Patty (add love while cooking)
• Sea Horseradish sauce
• Ketchup
• Mustard
• Mayo
• Arby's sauce
• Cheese
• Pickles
• Lettuce
• Tomato
• Onions
• Top Bun
• Sprinkle on some more love from your heart ( if there is no love in your heart, buy some and put some in, it really works)

Fake Krabby Patty Recipe

This was the recipe seen in the episode "Plankton's Army". It turns out this was the recipe kept in the safe at the Krusty Krab. The real recipe was said to be hidden at Mr. Krabs' house, under his mattress. He probably moved it since.  The recipe is:

• A pinch of Salt
• 3 teaspoons chopped onions
• A cup of love
• 4 heaping pounds of freshly ground plankton

Nasty Patty

The Nasty Patty was invented by SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs in order to get "revenge" on a health inspector they thought was a fake inspector. The Nasty Patty is a disgusting and "much worse" version of the original and tasty Krabby Patty. The ingredients are:

• One Krabby Patty
• Volcano Sauce
• Seahorse Radish (though it is is the real formula)
• Mr. Krabs Toenail Clippings
• Toilet Water
• Gym Socks

The Side Effects

The Krabby Patty also has a dangerous and unfortunate side effect. When way too many Krabby Patties are eaten at one time, all the fat, starch and other undersea ingredients would go to the consumer's thighs and this causes them to soon explode. This happened to Squidward Tentacles in Just One Bite when he broke into the Patty Vault and ate too many Krabby Patties at once. Fortunately Squidward was only reduced to a living head and survived the explosion. However, if one does not have a Krabby Patty after an extensive period, he/she will suffer from Krabby Patty Withdrawal. If one does not eat a Krabby Patty during the withdrawal, he/she will whine about it for a few minutes.