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Object

The Krabby Kronicle is a newspaper that appears in the episode of the same name and a trailer for the video game Nicktoons MLB. It was the official newspaper of the Krusty Krab.

Description

Staff

Known articles

  1. Local Resident Watches Pole! (featuring Patrick): then changed to "Local Resident Marries Pole!"
  2. Boating Teacher in High Speed Chase (featuring Mrs. Puff)
  3. Larry the Loser Beaten Up by Pipsqueak (featuring Larry)
  4. Plankton's Chum Made of Your Chums!!! (featuring Plankton)
  5. Sandy Cheeks or Sandy Chump? Bushy Tailed Brainiac really a Slow-Witted Squirrel! (featuring Sandy)
  6. Krabs Overworks Employee Reaps Rewards (featuring Mr. Krabs)

History

Founding

The Krabby Kronicle was founded by Mr. Krabs when he sprouted an idea to promote the Krusty Krab, which had no new customers in months, and make some cash. Mr. Krabs installed a printing press, a Krabby Kronicle sign, and hired SpongeBob to be the reporter/photographer to make up stories. When SpongeBob "messes" it up and made it boring to read, Mr. Krabs forces him to exaggerate and make it exciting.

Prime time

The Krabby Kronicle was in its prime time by writing false news in the papers and charging 25 cents per word. SpongeBob made the papers and reported on "news," while Mr. Krabs admired the cash he was making because of the Krabby Kronicle. However, SpongeBob saw the citizens' lives become living miseries because of it and tried to tell Mr. Krabs, but he would not listen.

He eventually turned against Mr. Krabs and decided to make him stick up to the truth, staying up all night long and writing a bogus news article that claimed Mr. Krabs was forcing him to write bogus stories and paid him pennies while he adored the money he was making because of the paper.

Shut down

The Krabby Kronicle is shut down when the entire city is affected and sees SpongeBob's news article reporting of how Mr. Krabs is overworking him and paying him pennies. They throw a riot in the Krusty Krab, surprising Mr. Krabs. They told him of how it ruined their lives, and one person calls Mr. Krabs' treatment of the city and SpongeBob sick and inhumane. Then they beat the life out of Mr. Krabs, take their money back, and leave. Mr. Krabs fell to pieces and misses his money so much he isn't even upset with SpongeBob.

Aftermath and following effects

Mr. Krabs decided to counterfeit money using the Krabby Kronicle news press. By now, everybody was furious of all the lies and separated from him. Strangely, however, Patrick was actually married to the street sign described in the newspaper because of the lie. This surprised SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs soon forgot about the newspaper, and what happened to the press after that is unknown.

Later appearances

It appears in a trailer for Nicktoons MLB.

Krusty Krab (VE)

Owner: Eugene H. Krabs

Major Employees: SpongeBob SquarePantsSquidward Tentacles

Minor Employees: JimPatrick StarSandy CheeksPearl KrabsGary the SnailCarlStanley S. SquarePantsNot SpongeBobMrs. PuffFrankKaren Plankton

Variations: 5-Star Krusty KrabThe Krusty FactoryThe Krusty Krab MuseumKrabby O'Monday'sThe Kuddly KrabThe Krusty SpongeKrusty TowersIce-Skating RinkSecret Krusty KrabRusty Krab

Machines: Krusty Krab grillDishwasherCashyPatty GadgetTrash ChuteKrusty Krab TelevisionPinch-o-MaticOn-Time Percentage MachineSoda machine

Food: Krabby PattyCoral BitsDeluxe Krabby PattyEmergency Krabby PattiesKrabby Patty in a CanKrusty Kid's MealPipsqueak PattyKrusty DogsKelp FriesMonster Krabby PattyKrusty Krab PizzaPattyChopper PattyJelly PattyNasty PattyPretty PattiesKelp ringsSponge PattySpongy PattiesTurkey PattyRelish PattyHash BrownsSandwichExecutive TreatmentKrabby PâtéKrusty ChumKrabby SoupCrying JohnnyDozen Cryin' Cows on the FarmDouble Triple Bossy DeluxeKetchupMustardKrusty KetchupKelp KetchupSea MustardMayoSea PotatoesSecret PattyRainbowgerAged PattyKing-Size Ultra Krabby SupremeTriple Krabby SupremeSquidward's Krabby PattyAll-Bun Patty

Commercials: Krusty Krab CommercialKrusty Krab Commercial (1950s)Krusty Kids' Meal Commercial

Vehicles: Patty WagonMobile Krusty Krab

Other: Squidward's workstationPatty VaultLost and FoundKrusty KateringKrusty Krab employee hatKrusty Krab AdvertisingKrusty Krab PlaysetMini Krusty Krab PlaysetKrusty Krab Industries Labor AgreementKrusty Krab Rule BookEmployee HandbookPatty PalThe Eugene Krabs Memorial Wishing WellUtensil StandCondiment IslandKrusty Krab Surveillance RoomKrusty PoolKrusty Krab Talent ShowEating Contest BeltKrusty Krab drive-thruMr. Krabs' secret laboratoryNo Refunds sign

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