|First appearance:||"Porous Pockets"|
|Latest appearance:||"Sun Bleached"|
|List of objects|
Kelp Jerky is a snack which is seen in a few different episodes.
Kelp Jerky comes in a small, light yellow bag with a window to display the Kelp Jerky. The letters "KELP JERKY" are written at the top of the bag in red-orange.
Kelp Jerky is the result of burning and curing kelp. It appears in the episode, "Porous Pockets," when Patrick finishes a bag and then says, "I'm gonna go get something to eat." It also appears in the episode, "Sun Bleached," when SpongeBob is trying to get a tan, and Patrick puts them in as teeth.
- Kelp Jerky is a spoof of beef jerky.