Kelp Cream looks like whipped cream and comes in a light-teal can that resembles those of the aforementioned dairy product, but it is light green in color. Patrick seems to be fond of it.
It may possibly taste like regular whipped cream or it could be kelp flavored.
Role in episode
Patrick eats it when he watches TV. When the news comes on, he throws the can of Kelp Cream at the TV before SpongeBob comes in, wanting to hide from the jellyfish, who want to listen to the music that his pores made.