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[the Bikini Bottomites spend their peaceful day at Goo Lagoon. SpongeBob and Patrick run towards the water and runs back and forth as the water gets closer and closer to the shore. Until suddenly, a bigger wave crashes onto them. SpongeBob floats to the surface as does Patrick's bottom. SpongeBob flips him over.]
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Yes, Patrick?
Patrick: Do you know how to swim?
Patrick: Me neither.
SpongeBob: Hmmm... I wonder why we're not sinking to the bottom of Goo Lagoon. [Suddenly, a big purple bubble lifts Patrick in the air] Patrick, you're floating!
Patrick: Ohhh.... [another one lifts SpongeBob in the air as well] Hey, you're floating too! What happened?
SpongeBob: These weird bubbles saved us.
Patrick: [Patrick pokes on the bubble] It's all purple and sticky.
SpongeBob: [SpongeBob sticks his hand on the bubble and stretches it a little] And it's really stretchy. It's some kind of goo bubble.
Patrick: [smells the goo bubble] Well, the smell makes my nose tickle. [sneezes as the bubble bounces on the water. Patrick giggles] Hey, it bounces! [SpongeBob and Patrick bounce on the water like they're playing on hopping balls. SpongeBob bounces above Nat, but Patrick bounces on him. SpongeBob bounces on a surfer, causing him to lose his balance and crash in the water. The surfer reaches the surface until Patrick bounces on him. Patrick bounces on the water ski riders. Cuts to Plankton selling chum on the beach.]
Plankton: Chum! Get your red, hot chum here! What's the deal? According to my algorithm, beach-goers should be famished and looking for a treat. A treat like chum! Hello? It's perfectly edible, people! [Suddenly, a tip of someone's beach umbrella crushes Plankton's chum stand.] Aww, come on, man! This is my lively-hood! [the person who crushed Plankton's chum stand with the beach umbrella turns out to be Squidward]
Squidward: [sighs as he opens his umbrella] A beautiful day beachside. I couldn't think of a thing that could ruin this. [lays down on his chair]
Plankton: I could think of a few.
Squidward: [Squidward puts tan lotion on his nose and lays down to tan with his tanning mirrors. Just then, a big shadow appears above Squidward.] Hey, you're blocking my light. [SpongeBob appears out of nowhere and crashes onto Squidward with the goo bubble. Squidward pops out of the sand.] SpongeBob. [Patrick appears and also crashes onto Squidward with the goo bubble. Squidward pops out of the sand with his tanning mirrors stuck to his head.]
Plankton: Ah, sweet karma. It can come from the most bone-headed of places. [notices SpongeBob and Patrick bouncing on the goo bubbles] Wait a second. What are those bouncing blobs of goo?
Squidward: [gets angry] Grr! I don't know and I don't care! [SpongeBob and Patrick continue to bounce on their goo bubbles until Squidward steps in front of them] HOLD IT!! [SpongeBob and Patrick stop bouncing] What I want to know is why you two have ruined my attempts of having an even tan?!
SpongeBob: Oh, sorry Squidward. We're riding on these cool, goo bubbles. They're floating out of Goo Lagoon. [Just then, a strange robot comes out of the water and everyone becomes terrified and runs away in horror. The robot opens itself revealing that the one who was controlling it was Sandy]
Sandy: Stop! Those bubbles are dangerous!
SpongeBob: Fascinating. Tell us more.
Patrick: Yeah, but with visual aids.
Sandy: [confused] Ok? [pushes the button on her suit and opens up a projection screen while her tail holds a projector] My scientific investigation has revealed that deep beneath the lagoon floor is a volcanic pocket of super goo. A crack has formed, releasing bubbles of the goop to the surface which are toxic and very unstable. At any moment, it could lose its integrity and BOOM! It'll explode!
Plankton: That rodent's right. A giant goo bubble could really level the playing field. If someone were able to control its power, they control all of Bikini Bottom. And I'm gonna be that someone. [pushes the button on the sand bucket and secretly goes into it. The bucket sinks into the sand and a clam-shaped sub flies out and dives into the water]
SpongeBob: It's so gooey! [stretches the goo bubble]
Patrick: [eats the goo bubble and talks with his mouth full] I can fit it in my mouth! Oh, it tastes like licorice.
Squidward: You idiots! That goo is dangerous! Weren't you two morons listening?
Patrick: [talks with his mouth full] No, not really. I drifted off.
SpongeBob: But just look at all the cool stuff it could do. [stretches the goo bubble and makes it into a form of a top hat] You can make a hat [put it on his head and spreads the goo aroung his face] or a beard.
Patrick: [Patrick wears the goo bubble on his head in a Elvis Presley hairstyle] Or an awesome toupée!
Squidward: Toupée? You mean hair? [grabs a goo bubble and put it on his head. Then he stretches it and makes it into hair] How do I look?
Sandy: What is wrong with you people?! That goo can destroy everything!
Patrick: [SponeBob and his goo bubble are stuck on Patrick's head] Seems safe to me.
Sandy: That's what they said about microwave ovens, dry-cleaning and corn-dogs!
SpongeBob: See ya later, Sandy!
Patrick: Yeah, these goo bubbles won't bounce themselves. [Patrick and SpongeBob bounce away on their goo bubbles while Squidward continues to admire his gooey hairpiece.]
Sandy: You have been warned! [Cuts to Sandals playing volleyball with Pilar. Pilar hits the ball too hard, it flies into the water.]
Sandals: Aww, man. Where will we get another ball?
SpongeBob: Why not try a goo bubble? [gives them a volleyball-shaped goo bubble]
Pilar: Thanks. [the goo sticks to his fin] Hey, it sticks like glue. Go long! [Sandals runs off as the purple fish throws the goo bubble. But since it was stuck to his fin, it sends him flying into the water. He pops out] Awesome! I still got it! I wish I could swim. [sinks back in]
Thaddeus: [wipes his head] It's so hot. [SpongeBob and Patrick arrive and make a beach umbrella out of a passing goo bubble] Oh, it's so cooling. [SpongeBob and Patrick bounce off] Thanks, Goo!
Squidward: Thanks, Goo!
Pilar: [underwater] Thanks, Goo!
Bikini Bottomites: Thanks, Goo!
Johnny Erain: And now we go to Perch Perkins at the scene!
Perch Perkins: That's right! Perch Perkins here at Goo Lagoon bringing you the latest on this super goo event. [walks up to SpongeBob] What do you think of super goo, young man?
SpongeBob: [silent for a moment until he looks at the camera] I'm on TV!
Perch Perkins: [walks up to Patrick] And you sir. What's your opinion? [Patrick doesn't say anything] Uh..sir?
Patrick: [grabs Perch's shirt] It's awesome!
Perch Perkins: [chuckles nervously] That's great. Let's get some comments from some other beach goers. [Sandy runs up and grabs the microphone]
Sandy: I have a comment! Super goo is evil! [twitches her eye] Stay in your homes! [Perch angrily grabs his microphone back from Sandy]
Perch Perkins: Yes, siree! The goo bubbles certainly are getting folks excited!
SpongeBob & Patrick: [bouncing on their goo bubbles] We sure are excited! [laughs]
Plankton: [continues his search for the crack formed from the super goo underwater] I can't find this thing everywhere! [pulls out his binoculars] Come on, now. Think, Plankton. If you were a giant bubble of dangerous goo, where would you be?
Karen: [pops up] Sheldon, this ship wasn't designed to reach these depths.
Plankton: That's great, sweetheart.
Karen: If you continue this search much longer, your power supply will deplete and you'll sink.
Plankton: Alright, Karen. I'll make sure I write that down in my book titled, "Insignificant Things My Wife Told Me".
Karen: Whatever. Go get stuck at the bottom of Goo Lagoon. It's your funeral.
Plankton: What did you say?
Karen: I said "go get stuck at the bottom of Goo Lagoon".
Plankton: That's it, Karen! The goo bubble must be stuck at the bottom! We just have to get down there. Karen, cut the power to the entire ship. [Karen cuts the power and the ship starts sinking] Yes! [laughs evilly as his ship continues to sink until it finds the crack where the goo bubbles are coming from] Look, there it is! Karen, fire up the engine power. [Karen restarts the ship] With my mechanical clam-digger, I'll crack open this goo-cano easy as a clam! Which is what it was built for. So, you know, that makes sense. [the ship lands into the crack as Plankton laughs evilly. Plankton pushes the button and the ship widens the crack] Yes, yes! Bubble forth my gooey wrath! [the lagoon floor begins to shake] And now to get the ding-dang outta here! [Plankton makes his getaway in his escape pod while the remains of his ship get swallowed up by the massive purple goo rising from the crack]
SpongeBob: Look! [A giant purple goo bubble forms out of the water] Giant goo bubble! [Sandy pops out from the sand under SpongeBob]
Sandy: See, I told ya! [breaths crazily] Run for your lives!
Patrick: Sandy's really getting out of hand. [cuts to black screen]
Perch Perkins: This is Perch Perkins reporting live from Goo Lagoon. Where I'm standing in front of what appears to be some sort of gigantic gooey bubble rising out of the water into the water. With me is Sandy Cheeks. Miss Cheeks, as Bikini Bottom's resident know-it-all, we look to you for answers. Who, what, how, why, when?
Sandy: Well, Perch, I won't really know anything until I run some tests but I can tell you it's pretty serious. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to get going. [reveals that Perch is sitting in the boat with her along with SpongeBob and Patrick]
Perch Perkins Oh, yes. Of course. [Perch jumps into the water and pops up while his microphone is short circuiting] This is Perch Perkins and I'm soaking wet. Back to you.
SpongeBob: Wow, it's so big!
Sandy: That there is a Texas-sized bubble! [picks up one of the oars] First, we'll check its tensile strain. [taps on the bubble a few times] Tight as a drum.
Patrick: [takes the oar from Sandy] Oh, I want to play the drum! [attempts to hit it until Sandy grabs the oar]
Sandy: No, Patrick! Don't! That thing's volatile! There's no telling what kind of damage it'll cause if it pops!
Patrick: Oh, fine! Here! I don't need that old stick anyways! [jumps into the bubble but bounces back causing him the crash into SpongeBob and fall in the water.]
Sandy: [pulls them out and back into the boat] Come on, guys. We still have more tests to perform. I need a sample. Be a daring and hand me that there bucket. [SpongeBob gets up and has a bucket stuck on his bottom. Patrick giggles at that as Sandy takes the bucket and grabs a bit of goo from the bubble] Ok, SpongeBob, put a little bit of that gloop into this analyzer. [SpongeBob pours the goo in the mouth of Sandy's analyzer. The analyzer scans the goo but goes haywire as a paper spits out] This is worse than I thought.
SpongeBob: Look, Sandy. [makes a painting of Sandy out of goo with Patrick and giggles with him]
Sandy: How many times do I have to tell you that stuff's dangerous? Now, how are y'all going to clean that gunk off?
SpongeBob: [both SpongeBob and Patrick's hand are covered with goo] Oh, yeah. Gross. Good thing I keep a spare set of hands. [two extra hands pop out of his head, takes off the goo stained hands off, and throws them in the water]
Patrick: Oh, yeah! [Patrick rips his arm off but nothing happens]
SpongeBob: Uhh.. I have a better idea. [a bottle of bubbles pop out of his head and mixes the soap with its wand] Hold out your hands. [blows bubbles on Patrick's hands and the bubbles clean the goo off]
Patrick: Oh, they shine!
Sandy: Well, it seems to have stabilized. As long as it doesn't get any bigger, there's not too much to worry about. [Suddenly, the ground rumbles] That ain't good. [the force of the rumble causes a tidal wave which sends SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy flying and crashing onto the beach]
Perch Perkins: So, Miss Cheeks, what's the prognosis?
Sandy: Well, Perch, it's my considered opinion that now would be a good time to... [ground rumbles] Run like heck! [everyone runs]
Perch Perkins: [on tv] Well, there you have it. This is Perch Perkins about to be swallowed by a giant wave. [the wave crashes onto Perch and the tv goes into a rainbow screen. Everyone at Goo Lagoon is running for their lives as the giant goo bubble rolls on the beach]
Patrick: [runs to an outhouse] I'll catch ya up! I gotta use the can! [close the door until the giant goo bubble roll onto it]
SpongeBob: [trips over a rock] Whoa! [lands on his head in the sand and Sandy pulls him out. The giant goo bubble continues to roll and begins to float in the air above SpongeBob and Sandy]
Sandy: Whew! That was a close one.
Patrick: Help, help, help! [punches through the door] I'm out of toilet paper in here! [the outhouse begins to slide off]
SpongeBob: Look out! [SpongeBob and Sandy run as the outhouse crashes onto the ground. Patrick hangs on for his life but he begins to slip while some of the goo sticks on him. SpongeBob reaching out for Patrick while Sandy is carrying him by the feet] Hang on, buddy! Just a little bit more! [grabs Patrick by his foot] Gotcha! [tries to pull him down but loses his grip] I don't gotcha! Whoa! [SpongeBob and Sandy fall over as Patrick, who is still stuck on the goo, stetches up as the goo detaches causing him to fall right on top of the goo bubble]
Patrick: Help! [sobs as the goo bubble drifts away]
SpongeBob: Now what do we do?
Sandy: We need to get to my submarine! Fast! [Squidward is seen riding on his recumbent bicycle until Sandy grabs him be the arms] Squidward, it's an emergency! I'm gonna need your bike! [Sandy lifts Squidward off his bike and gets on] Hop on, SpongeBob! [SpongeBob gets on and rides for a few seconds to Sandy's treedome. They get off and run inside]
Squidward: Sheesh, you think the sky was falling. [goo then splatters on top of Squidward] I am going to learn to keep my big mouth shut. [the goo bubble floats by the treedome as Patrick continues to cry until he begins to play with the goo. He then make a goo sculpture of SpongeBob]
Patrick: Howdy, Sponge-Blob! I'm so glad you could stick around. [giggles] Glob. [SpongeBob and Sandy arrive in a submarine]
Sandy: [through her communicator] Hold on, Patrick! We're here to rescue you!
Patrick: Oh, go rescue somebody else. Can't you see I'm playing with my friend, Sponge-Blob? [SpongeBob and Sandy look at each other in confusion. They fly above Patrick and release a grappling hook] Don't worry. I'll never leave you. [the hook grabs Patrick's head] Huh? [the hook pulls Patrick off the goo] NO!!!! Good-bye, Sponge-Blob! [Patrick gets pulled safely into the submarine as the hook left a dent on his head] Hi, SpongeBob! Hi, Sandy! [the goo bubble flies towards Bikini Bottom]
SpongeBob: So what do we do now, Sandy? That thing is headed straight for downtown Bikini Bottom!
Sandy: If that thing pops, we can kiss our beautiful town good-bye! [the townspeople takes Sandy's words too literally and starts to kiss the streets and the buildings and say good-bye to them. The goo bubble continues to fly above the city and rains goo on the townspeople and buildings. The bubble bends two skyscrapers. Cuts to the Bikini Bottom City Hall where a bride and a groom are getting married at the steps and the front door. A pile of goo splatters on top of the groom]
Groom: Help me, my beloved.
Bride: Don't touch me, you disgusting freak! [a drop of goo stains her wedding dress and she cries] My dress is ruined! [Sandy's sub flies underneath the bubble as it splatters goo on Nancy Suzy-Fish]
Nancy's baby: [giggles] Mommy, goopy. [goo splatters on Nancy's baby. Nancy runs away with her baby while Tyler takes cover in a nearby trashcan. Once its safe, he climbs out covered in filth. The bubble continues to fly but this time towards the statue of King Neptune]
SpongeBob: Oh no! It's headed right for Neptune's trident!
Sandy: I was afraid it might come to this. In order to save the city, we must destroy public property. [activates to missiles at the bottom of her sub]
SpongeBob: Uh, Sandy, why do you have missiles in your sub?
Sandy: You know, in case I get stuck in traffic. Here goes! [pushes button and launches the missiles. The missiles made a direct hit on the statue, but they instead made it into a skeleton form] Darn it! [the goo bubble approaches and SpongeBob, Sandy, and Patrick begin to panic. However, the bubble flies above the statue] Huh, what the?
SpongeBob: That's weird. It's like that bubble has a mind of its own.
Sandy: Or the mind of someone else. Look! [it is revealed that Plankton has been moving the bubble by pushing it from behind while he is inside the escape pod] Plankton! I knew it!
Plankton: Yeah, it's me.
Sandy: What are y'all up to this time?
Plankton: Well, that's for me to know and for you to clam up!
SpongeBob: [gasps] Rude!
Plankton: Let's just say I've got big plans for this little bubble. [laughs evilly as SpongeBob, Sandy, and Patrick stare at him in disgust] Now, if you'll excuse me I have to goo. [proceeds in pushing the goo bubble. SpongeBob, Sandy, and Patrick persue him until he activates a continuous track on his escape pod. They continue to chase him around the bubble until Plankton speeds up]
Sandy: Dang it! We'll never catch him at this rate!
Plankton: Ha! They'll never catch me at this rate! [yelps as he sees Sandy, SpongeBob, and Patrick coming towards him at the front]
Sandy: [comes out of her sub] Oh, no you don't! [throws a lasso on Plankton's pod and ties the rope on the hook] Come here, you little varmint! You stay right there! Yippee! We got him now! [Sandy, SpongeBob and Patrick jump out and run towards him]
Plankton: That's right. Come to Papa.
Sandy: When we get you out of there, you've got some explaining to do!
Patrick: [runs past Sponge-Blob] Hey again, Sponge-Blob!
Sandy: We've got you surrounded, Plankton! Now, come out with your antenna in the air!
Plankton: Oh, dear. I guess you've got me. Oh, wait a second. [pushes red button] NO YOU DON'T! [Plankton's pod flies off]
Sandy: Retreat! Retreat!
Plankton: Aww, don't go so soon. [pushes yellow button. The pod activates a giant plug] I hope you brought your dancing shoes! [the plug stabs on the bubble cornering SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy] Cause it's time to do the electric goo-boogaloo! [pushes green button and the plug electrocutes SpongeBob, Sandy, and Patrick which causes the townspeople below to scream in fear as Plankton laughs evilly. SpongeBob, Patrick and Sandy are fried and Plankton pushes them off with the wind from his pod's rudder. As they fall, he continues to push the bubble. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy fall until they crash to the ground]
Patrick: [Patrick and Sandy are shown to be unharmed from the impact of the fall] Good thing we landed on SpongeBob. [it reveals that SpongeBob's spongy body saved them but SpongeBob is squashed under them]
SpongeBob: Yeah, good thing. [Sandy jumps off]
Sandy: Plankton, you creepy bacteria! Give me back my sub! [Plankton throws Sandy's sub at them as it crashes to the ground. Sandy gasps] My sub!
SpongeBob: There, there Sandy.
Patrick: Plankton, you're... you're a big meanie-weenie! You won't be such a tough guy without that big old bubble!
Patrick: Really? [smells his armpit] Do I need deodorant?
SpongeBob: No, but you're close. What we need is [pulls out his bubble bottle from his head] liquid soap. It's time to fight bubble with bubble!
Patrick: [scoffs] Bubbles. That's your answer for everything. [cuts to the Krusty Krab]
Mr. Krabs: Thank you. Come again. [goo splatters onto Mr. Krabs' eyes] Hey, who turned out the lights? [wipes off the goo and looks up to see the giant goo bubble in front of his restaurant]
Plankton: Hello, down there, Krabs! Look! I brought you a pretty balloon! And in return, you can give me the Krabby Patty secret formula!
Mr. Krabs: Why in the world would I want to do that?
Plankton: Cause if you don't, [his pod pulls out a needle] I'm gonna pop this disgusting thing and destroy Bikini Bottom! [then his pod hold out his computer with the picture of the Krusty Krab and Bikini Bottom on it] As you can see, I projected the blast radius of this goo-bomic balloon and it's gonna cover pretty much everything in town.
Mr. Krabs: Oh yeah, well I can't see nothing from down here!
Plankton: Oh yeah, well look again you dingus! [throws his computer down at Mr. Krabs]
Mr. Krabs: I won't be blackmailed! There's no way I giving you me secret formula!
Plankton: You heard him, Bikini Bottom! It's time to kiss clean good-bye! [prepares to pop the goo bubble as he laughs evilly. But is stopped by SpongeBob's voice]
SpongeBob: [SpongeBob is standing on the Krusty Krab sign] Hey, you! Yeah, you! Hold it right there, mister!
Plankton: Eh, not again.
SpongeBob: Prepare to meet your match you big, bubble bully! [Sandy is standing on the bubble bottle and stirs the liquid soap with a giant bubble wand]
Plankton: [his pod puts its needle away on its head] Well, this is interesting. Let's see where it goes.
Sandy: Thank Neptune for the Bargain Mart buck discount! [gives SpongeBob the giant bubble wand]
SpongeBob: Here goes. [jumps off the sign] GERONIMO!!! [the bubble wand creates a big bubble which takes the form of a bubble giant] Pretty slick, huh? Get him! [the bubble giant runs towards Plankton]
Plankton: [gasps] Uh-oh.
Patrick: [slides down the pole] Whoo! Oh, boy! Get him, you big bubble bruiser! [runs up in the middle of the confrontation] Whoo! You're the man! Yay! [the bubble giant steps on Patrick's pointy head and begins to deflate and fly around]
Plankton: Ok, where were we? Oh yeah! [grabs the needle and proceeds but the deflating bubble giant flies under and lifts the goo bubble higher and higher]
SpongeBob: There goes a real hero. He gave his life so we could stay clean. [the bubble giant lift the goo bubble so high that it flew out of the ocean and into outer space. The bubble giant begins to evaporate as Plankton's face gets distorted a little until he reaches space. The goo bubble bounces on the moon and hurdles back to Earth and into the ocean] Oh no! He's coming back!
Sandy: And he's headin' right for us! [Plankton parachutes the bubble safely and slowly to the ground. The townspeople flee as SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy and Mr. Krabs cower in fear until the bubble stops on top of them]
Plankton: That's it! No more messing around! Give me that formula or I'll destroy this stinkin' town! [hold out the needle]
Mr. Krabs: But I don't wanna!
Nat Peterson: You better do what he says or we'll tear your restaurant apart and give it to him ourselves!
Martha Smith: I just washed my car!
Mr. Krabs: Grr! Ok, I'll do it!
Bill: Yeah! [Martha and Nat look at him strangely as Mr. Krabs goes into his restaurant and gets the bottle containing the secret formula]
Mr. Krabs: [hands Plankton the bottle] Here, I hope you choke on it.
Plankton: [retrieves the formula from Mr. Krabs and opens his window] I can't believe it! After all these years, it's mine! [cries tears of joy] I'm so happy, I could just burst! This bubble that is! [everyone gasps and Plankton ruthlessly pops the bubble and the town is covered in purple goo as he laughs evilly. Everyone even SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, and Mr. Krabs are covered in goo]
SpongeBob: Oh, that dirty little double-timer!
Mr. Krabs: Don't worry. He's about to get what's coming to him.
Plankton: [flies his pod and uses the windshield wipers to clean the goo off the window] Now to see what's inside a Krabby Patty! Just one ingredient. [rolls down the paper as he continues to read only to find that there is a TNT dynamite attached to it] DARN IT, KRABS! [the dynamite explodes inside the pod and it crash lands on the roof of the Chum Bucket] Ow. [Mr. Krabs laughs at Plankton's failure with joy]
Sandy: [annoyed] Well, I don't see what you're so gall darn happy about! This is a catastrophe!
Mr. Krabs: Well, darlin' it's like this. Where you see disaster, I see dollar signs. So SpongeBob, you got any of that bubble soap left? [cuts to a line of people who are waiting to get cleaned up] Please have your money ready! [Nat gives Mr. Krabs his money] Thank you! [opens up his cashier] Right this way. [Nat walks up and gets picked up by the bubble giant. The giant eats Nat and swirls him around and around inside until it spits him out with its foot. Nat is now all sparkly clean. The bubble giant then picks up Martha and gets cleaned as well]
SpongeBob: [stands there watching with Patrick and Sandy, still covered in goo. He and Patrick seems to be happy but Sandy seems confused] See, Patrick? Bubbles are the answer to everything! [laughs as the episode ends]