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SpongeBob: ♪Mop, mop, mop, mopping, mopping, mopping, moooopping, moooopping moopppinnng!♪
Squidward: SpongeBob! [Frank comes in and brings him a dollar] Why don't you mop your way over the kitchen. [points at Frank] We need another Krabby Patty.
SpongeBob: Sure thing. [SpongeBob walks to make a Krabby Patty. He puts a patty in a tomato and he puts too much mustard on it. Mr. Krabs opens the hot shelter and smells he that he put on too much mustard]
Mr. Krabs: What's that?
SpongeBob: [puts on the last bun] Perfection. [Mr. Krabs walks to see SpongeBob]
Mr. Krabs: I don't think so. [grabs the Krabby Patty and sees too much mustard. Mr. Krabs gets angry at SpongeBob] You used too much mustard!
SpongeBob: But, Mr. Krabs I...
Mr. Krabs: You obviously you didn't use your hydronic mustard gage. [Mr. Krabs uses a spoon and scoops some mustard. Mr. Krabs sees 101%] You think mustard grows from seeds! [throws the spoon away] Oh, at this rate, I'll be broke in [types the list] 411 years!
SpongeBob: Really?
Mr. Krabs: Your skills are rusty, you're not use your sharp self! Did you have breakfast this morning?
SpongeBob: Yes, I had a cup of sea kelp and a neptune muffin.
Mr. Krabs: Hmm... what would about sleep, young man. Did you get enough sleep?
SpongeBob: I did go to bed 2 minutes later usual.
Mr. Krabs: [looks at SpongeBob] That's it! [points at SpongeBob's body] You're insomniac!
SpongeBob: Insomni-what?
Mr. Krabs: You're a person who can't sleep and you can't get enough sleep! Your mind starts to go! [SpongeBob is surprised] Here. [Gives SpongeBob the spatula and pushes him to the grill] Come on! Now, cook! [SpongeBob starts to flip patties. But Mr. Krabs caught him flipping a patty] I knew it! You lift it a patty from one side, instead of striaght up! What are you trying to do, sabotage me?! [takes a spatula and puts him outside] Now, you go home and get some rest!
SpongeBob: Oh, but sir, I can't miss work at the Krusty Krab.
Mr. Krabs: Miss work? If you keep making mistakes like that, boyo, there will be no Krusty Krab!
SpongeBob: No, Krusty Krab?!
Mr. Krabs: That's right! [points at the road] Now, get!
SpongeBob: [walks down the road] Yes, sir.
Mr. Krabs: Come back tomorrow, after a good night's sleep!
SpongeBob: I just don't get it Gary, I don't usually have a problem sleeping, do I?
Gary: [Chews his snail food]
SpongeBob: Well I am not going to allow a mistake like today to happen again. I am going straight to bed!
SpongeBob: This pillow is as hard as a rock!
SpongeBob: What to do?
Gary: Meow meow meow meow
SpongeBob: You're right Gary! Warm milk puts me right to sleep!
SpongeBob: Now, that should do the trick!
SpongeBob: [Milk pours out of SpongeBob's holes] Boy, It sure is quiet around here. Only 5 hours until I go to work. 5 hours 59 minutes, 5 hours 59 minutes 51 seconds, 5 hours 59 minutes 41 seconds! [SpongeBob throws the clock away] What if I don't get to sleep at all? [in thoughts] Ohhh, Mr. Krabs was right! [Camera goes on SpongeBob's eyes] I am an insomniac. What am I gonna do? (speaking) I need some help. [SpongeBob runs to Patricks] Patrick, Patrick, wake up. [SpongeBob pulls Patrick up]
Patrick: Mmmm, Spongecake. [Chews on SpongeBob's hand]
SpongeBob: Aw, yuck! Never mind that Patrick! I need your help desperately! I'm a insomniac! I need to sleep!
Patrick: Say no more buddy, I know just the thing! [Takes a deep breath and blows off the sand and grabs a book] Get comfy!
SpongeBob: Ooh! A bedtime story! [Pulls up the sand into a pillow and lays down]
Patrick: Okay. Once upon a time there was a sleepy little boy.
SpongeBob: Ah, Yay!
Patrick: And the sleepy boy was the sleepiest boy in all the kingdom!
SpongeBob: Sounds like me.
Patrick: And one night he nestled in the bed for a long slumber. And Sir Cecil, The sea sleep king sprinkled him with mystical sleepy dust. He couldn't have been cozier. When, without warning, an exitable sea troll bursted through the window. "Wakey wakey sleepy doo!" He bellowed. Then suddenly he was whisked away by eagle-winged mollusks into the night skyyyy!
SpongeBob: What are you doing? And what kind of a bedtime story is that?
Patrick: It's called "The Land of Perpetual Excitement" You know, It's a "get out of bed" story.
SpongeBob: Patrick, I'm trying to go to sleep.
Patrick: [Throws the book on SpongeBob's nose] Hmmm... oh I know! I'll sing you a lullaby from my childhood! "Get up be active, Get up be active, Get up be active, GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! Get up don't lie down! Get up don't lie down! Get uup don't lie downnn!
SpongeBob: Um, Patrick, that's...
Patrick: Get up don't lie down! Get up don't lie down! Get up be active! Get up be active!
SpongeBob: Patrick, this isn't...
Patrick: Get up be active! Get up be active! Get up don't lie down! Get up don't lie down!
SpongeBob: That's a catchy bit...
Patrick: Get up don't lie down! Get up don't lie down!
SpongeBob: That's an excellent number...
Patrick: Get up don't lie down! Get up don't lie down! Get up don't lie down! GET UUP DON'T LIE DOWNNN!
SpongeBob: [yelling] Patrick! This isn't help either!
Patrick: Well, what, what, well, I don't know what you want from me, it's not like I have some magic wand to wave. [Gets magic tools] Or do I...
SpongeBob: Oh, barnacles.
Patrick: Hocus, pocus!
SpongeBob: Patrick, get serious please!
Patrick: Abra zeptadra!
SpongeBob: I appreciate your efforts, but we gotta keep trying buddy.
Patrick: SpongeBob, I see you're serious about this now. I didn't want to do this, but I'm gonna let you in on a little family secret. Old grandma suffered from servere toe barnacles.
SpongeBob: BLECH!
Patrick: And she invented the secret elixir for just such an emergency. Drink up.
SpongeBob: Okay... Patrick, How is this gonna-
Patrick: DRINK IT!
SpongeBob: Hey, That wasn't half bad. What was that anyway?
Patrick: Coffee.
SpongeBob: C-C-C-Coffee? Oh, for the last time, Patrick, I'm trying to GO TO SLEEP!
Patrick: Oops..
SpongeBob: Uh oh.. feeling jittery, heart pounding, teeth grinding... [Legs start to run by themselves] Uh oh. [Starts to fly around and then breaks Patrick's rock] No, No! Guys, We gotta get to sleep. Well, I guess I just have to let my legs tire out before I can catch up with my weary brain.
Sea Troll: Wakey Wakey Sleepy Doo!
SpongeBob: Ahh! Sea troll! Huh? Just a shrub. Keep going till you crash SpongeBob.
Warm Milk: SpongeBob, Why'd you drink me?
SpongeBob: I'm sorry warm milk, you just tasted so good. [Rubs eyes] Shoo! That billboard is definitly NOT talking to you.
Warm Milk: Why SpongeBob, Why?
Mustard Krabs: Your wasting all me mustard Boyo!
[SpongeBob notices a giant Mr. Krabs with mustard spouts for eye stalks and runs]
Mustard Krabs: Me profits! Me profits!
[The mustard gets in SpongeBob's way and he backs up and knocks over mustard barrels]
Squidwards: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Mr. Krabs is going to be upset! [Drown SpongeBob. A seagull takes SpongeBob and takes him to a giant Patrick]
Patrick: Spongecake!
[SpongeBob gets eaten by Patrick and breaks his bed when he landed]
SpongeBob: What's this? Another vision? [sees what looks like the sun starting to rise] Why, Why? Oh, Please let me sleep for just 5 minutes!
Sir Cecil: Do not dispair my child.
SpongeBob: Sir Cecil, The sea sleep king!
Sir Cecil: Just close your eyes in slumber. And I'll sprinkle you with some magic dust! [Picks up the dust and tosses it on SpongeBob]
SpongeBob: It's getting all sleepish around here. [Goes back into reality] Thank you Sir Cecil. Hmm? Hey, looks like I finally got some sleep. Now to prepare for work. [Puts hat in a hole] For work. [Goes to work] Bye Gary.
Mr. Krabs: Boyo? [Snaps. SpongeBob flops up]
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Yes sir, SpongeBob reporting for sleeping.
Mr. Krabs: Ew! You're stinking like Davy Jones' locker! Are you sure you didn't forget something boy?
SpongeBob: You're right Mr. Krabs, How could I be so forgetful?
[SpongeBob washes his hands with the mustard dispenser]
SpongeBob: All employees must wash their hands.
Mr. Krabs: What are you doing? That's not the sink! [SpongeBob gets into the mustard barrel]
SpongeBob: I know, I just need a quiet place to nap.
Mr. Krabs: You didn't hear my words, did ya? You couldn't be bothered to get some shut eye, could ya?
SpongeBob: I'm sorry Mr. Krabs, I tried, I really really tried! But my insomnia got the best of me! [SpongeBob starts to cry tears of mustard]
Mr. Krabs: Now he's crying away me mustard. THAT'S ENOUGH BOY! Me profits! [Mr. Krabs is surprised] Huh? Your crying the perfect amount! Hold it boyo, You're a natural mustard dispenser!
SpongeBob: Is that a good thing?
Mr. Krabs: Dow, uh, nuh, no, no boy. It's terrible.
[SpongeBob cries again]
Mr. Krabs: Just terrible.
Squidward: Best day at work ever!

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-|title = InSPONGEiac
+{{L|SpongeBob|♪Mop, mop, mop, mopping, mopping, mopping, moooopping, moooopping moopppinnng!♪}}
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+{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob! ''[Frank comes in and brings him a dollar]'' Why don't you mop your way over the kitchen. ''[points at Frank]'' We need another Krabby Patty.}}
-|seasonnumber = 8
+{{L|SpongeBob|Sure thing. ''[SpongeBob walks to make a Krabby Patty. He puts a patty in a tomato and he puts too much mustard on it. Mr. Krabs opens the hot shelter and smells he that he put on too much mustard]''}}
-|episodenumber = 171b
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|What's that?}}
-|airdate = [[April 9]], [[2012]]
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[puts on the last bun]'' Perfection. ''[Mr. Krabs walks to see SpongeBob]''}}
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+{{L|Mr. Krabs|I don't think so. ''[grabs the Krabby Patty and sees too much mustard. Mr. Krabs gets angry at SpongeBob]'' You used too much mustard!}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''(singing) Mop, mop, mop, mopping, mopping, mopping, moooopping, moooopping moopppinnng!
+{{L|SpongeBob|But, Mr. Krabs I...}}
-*'''Squidward: '''SpongeBob! (Frank comes in and brings him a dollar) Why don't you mop your way over the kitchen. (points at Frank) We need another Krabby Patty.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|You obviously you didn't use your hydronic mustard gage. ''[Mr. Krabs uses a spoon and scoops some mustard. Mr. Krabs sees 101%]'' You think mustard grows from seeds! ''[throws the spoon away]'' Oh, at this rate, I'll be broke in ''[types the list]'' 411 years!}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Sure thing. (SpongeBob walks to make a Krabby Patty. He puts a patty in a tomato and he adds too much mustard on it. Mr. Krabs opens the hot shelter and smells he add too much mustard.)
+{{L|SpongeBob|Really?}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs: '''What's that?
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Your skills are rusty, you're not use your sharp self! Did you have breakfast this morning?}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''(puts on the last bun) Perfection. (Mr. Krabs walks to see SpongeBob.)
+{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, I had a cup of sea kelp and a neptune muffin.}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs: '''I don't think so. (grabs a Krabby Patty and sees too much mustard. Mr. Krabs gets angry at SpongeBob.) You use too much mustard!
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmm... what would about sleep, young man. Did you get enough sleep?}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''But, Mr. Krabs I...
+{{L|SpongeBob|I did go to bed 2 minutes later usual.}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs: '''You obviously you didn't use hydronic mustard gage. (Mr. Krabs uses a spoon and scoops some mustard. Mr. Krabs gasps and uses only 101% seeds.) You think mustard grows from seeds! (throws a spoon away) Oh, and this list all me broken! (types the typing letters and ripps off) 411 years!
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[looks at SpongeBob]'' That's it! ''[points at SpongeBob's body]'' You're insomniac!}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Really?
+{{L|SpongeBob|Insomni-what?}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs: '''Your skills are rusty, you're not use your sharpself! Did you have breakfast this morning?
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|You're a person who can't sleep and you can't get enough sleep! Your mind starts to go! ''[SpongeBob is surprised]'' Here. ''[Gives SpongeBob the spatula and pushes him to the grill]'' Come on! Now, cook! ''[SpongeBob starts to flip patties. But Mr. Krabs caught him flipping a patty]'' I knew it! You lift it a patty from one side, instead of striaght up! What are you trying to do, sabotage me?! ''[takes a spatula and puts him outside]'' Now, you go home and get some rest!}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Yes, I had a cup of sea kelp and a neptune muffin.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, but sir, I can't miss work at the Krusty Krab.}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs: '''Hmm... what would about sleep, young man. Did you get enough sleep?
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Miss work? If you keep making mistakes like that, boyo, there will be no Krusty Krab!}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''I did go to bed 2 minutes later usual.
+{{L|SpongeBob|No, Krusty Krab?!}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs: '''(looks at SpongeBob) That's it! (points at SpongeBob's body) You're insomniac!
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's right! ''[points at the road]'' Now, get!}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Insomni-what?
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[walks down the road]'' Yes, sir.}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs: '''You're a person who can't sleep and you can't get enough sleep! Your mind starts to go! (SpongeBob surprised) Here. (takes SpongeBob the spatula and grabs him to the grill) Come on! Now, cook! (SpongeBob starts to flip patties. But Mr. Krabs caught him flipping a patty.) I knew it! You lift it a patty from one side, instead of striaght up! What are you trying to do, sabotage me?! (takes a spatula and puts him outside) Now, you go home and get some rest!
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Come back tomorrow, after a good night's sleep!}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Oh, but sir I can't work miss work at the Krusty Krab.
+{{L|SpongeBob|I just don't get it Gary, I don't usually have a problem sleeping, do I?}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs: '''Miss work? If you keep making mistakes like that boyo and will be no Krusty Krab!
+{{L|Gary|''[Chews his snail food]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''No, Krusty Krab?!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Well I am not going to allow a mistake like today to happen again. I am going straight to bed!}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs: '''That's right! (points at the road) Now, get!
-*'''SpongeBob: '''(walks down the road) Yes, sir.
+{{L|SpongeBob|This pillow is as hard as a rock!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|What to do?}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs: ''' Come back tomorrow, after a good night sleep!
+{{L|Gary|Meow meow meow meow}}
-*'''SpongeBob:''' I just don't get it Gary, I don't usually have a problem sleeping do I?
+{{L|SpongeBob|You're right Gary! Warm milk puts me right to sleep!}}
-*'''Gary:''' (Chews his snail food)
+{{L|SpongeBob|Now, that should do the trick!}}
-*'''SpongeBob:''' Well I am not going to allow a mistake like today is to happen again. I am going straight to bed!
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[Milk pours out of SpongeBob's holes]'' Boy, It sure is quiet around here. Only 5 hours until I go to work. 5 hours 59 minutes, 5 hours 59 minutes 51 seconds, 5 hours 59 minutes 41 seconds! ''[SpongeBob throws the clock away]'' What if I don't get to sleep at all? [in thoughts] Ohhh, Mr. Krabs was right! ''[Camera goes on SpongeBob's eyes]'' I am an insomniac. What am I gonna do? (speaking) I need some help. ''[SpongeBob runs to Patricks]'' Patrick, Patrick, wake up. ''[SpongeBob pulls Patrick up]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''This pillow is as hard as a rock!
+{{L|Patrick|Mmmm, Spongecake. ''[Chews on SpongeBob's hand]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''What to do?
+{{L|SpongeBob|Aw, yuck! Never mind that Patrick! I need your help desperately! I'm a insomniac! I need to sleep!}}
-*'''Gary: '''Meow meow meow meow
+{{L|Patrick|Say no more buddy, I know just the thing! ''[Takes a deep breath and blows off the sand and grabs a book]'' Get comfy!}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''You're right Gary! Warm milk puts me right to sleep!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh! A bedtime story! ''[Pulls up the sand into a pillow and lays down]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Now, that should do the trick!
+{{L|Patrick|Okay. Once upon a time there was a sleepy little boy.}}
-*'''SpongeBob:''' (Milk pours out of spongebob's holes) Boy, It sure is quiet around here. Only 5 hours untill I go to work. 5 hours 59 minutes, 5 hours 59 minutes 51 seconds, 5 hours 59 minutes 41 seconds! (Spongebob throws the clock away) What if I don't get to sleep at all? Ohhh, Mr.Krabs was right (Camera goes on spongebob's eyes) I am a insomniac. What am I gonna do? I need some help. (SpongeBob runs to Patricks) Patrick, Patrick wake up. (SpongeBob pulls patrick up)
+{{L|SpongeBob|Ah, Yay!}}
-*'''Patrick: '''Mmmm, Spongecake. (Chews on SpongeBobs hand)
+{{L|Patrick|And the sleepy boy was the sleepiest boy in all the kingdom!}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Aw, F***! Nevermind that patrick! I need your help desperatly! I'm a insomniac! I need to sleep!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Sounds like me.}}
-*'''Patrick: '''Say no more buddy, I know just the thing! (Takes a deep breath and blows off the sand and grabs a book) Get comfy!
+{{L|Patrick|And one night he nestled in the bed for a long slumber. And Sir Cecil, The sea sleep king sprinkled him with mystical sleepy dust. He couldn't have been cozier. When, without warning, an exitable sea troll bursted through the window. "Wakey wakey sleepy doo!" He bellowed. Then suddenly he was whisked away by eagle-winged mollusks into the night skyyyy!}}
-*'''SpongeBob: ''' Oo! A bedtime story! (Pulls up the sand into a pillow and lays down)
+{{L|SpongeBob|What are you doing? And what kind of a bedtime story is that?}}
-*'''Patrick: '''OK. Once upon a time there was a sleepy little boy.
+{{L|Patrick|It's called "The Land of Perpetual Excitement" You know, It's a "get out of bed" story.}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Ah, Yay!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, I'm trying to go to sleep.}}
-*'''Patrick: '''And the sleepy boy was the sleepyest boy in all the kingdom!
+{{L|Patrick|''[Throws the book on SpongeBob's nose]'' Hmmm... oh I know! I'll sing you a lullaby from my childhood! "Get up be active, Get up be active, Get up be active, GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! Get up don't lie down! Get up don't lie down! Get uup don't lie downnn!}}{{L|SpongeBob|Um, Patrick, that's...}}{{L|Patrick|Get up don't lie down! Get up don't lie down! Get up be active! Get up be active!}}{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, this isn't...}}{{L|Patrick|Get up be active! Get up be active! Get up don't lie down! Get up don't lie down!}}{{L|SpongeBob|That's a catchy bit...}}{{L|Patrick|Get up don't lie down! Get up don't lie down!}}{{L|SpongeBob|That's an excellent number...}}{{L|Patrick|Get up don't lie down! Get up don't lie down! Get up don't lie down! GET UUP DON'T LIE DOWNNN!}}{{L|SpongeBob|''[yelling]'' Patrick! This isn't help either!}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|Patrick|Well, what, what, well, I don't know what you want from me, it's not like I have some magic wand to wave. ''[Gets magic tools]'' Or do I...}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, barnacles.}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|Patrick|Hocus, pocus!}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, get serious please!}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|Patrick|Abra zeptadra!}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|SpongeBob|I appreciate your efforts, but we gotta keep trying buddy.}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, I see you're serious about this now. I didn't want to do this, but I'm gonna let you in on a little family secret. Old grandma suffered from servere toe barnacles.}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|SpongeBob|BLECH!}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|Patrick|And she invented the secret elixir for just such an emergency. Drink up.}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|SpongeBob|Okay... Patrick, How is this gonna-}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|Patrick|DRINK IT!}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, That wasn't half bad. What was that anyway?}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|Patrick|Coffee.}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|SpongeBob|C-C-C-Coffee? Oh, for the last time, Patrick, I'm trying to GO TO SLEEP!}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|Patrick|Oops..}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|SpongeBob|Uh oh.. feeling jittery, heart pounding, teeth grinding... ''[Legs start to run by themselves]'' Uh oh. ''[Starts to fly around and then breaks Patrick's rock]'' No, No! Guys, We gotta get to sleep. Well, I guess I just have to let my legs tire out before I can catch up with my weary brain.}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|Sea Troll|Wakey Wakey Sleepy Doo!}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|SpongeBob|Ahh! Sea troll! Huh? Just a shrub. Keep going till you crash SpongeBob.}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|Warm Milk|SpongeBob, Why'd you drink me?}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry warm milk, you just tasted so good. ''[Rubs eyes]'' Shoo! That billboard is definitly NOT talking to you.}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|Warm Milk|Why SpongeBob, Why?}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|Mustard Krabs|Your wasting all me mustard Boyo!}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|''[SpongeBob notices a giant Mr. Krabs with mustard spouts for eye stalks and runs]''}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|Mustard Krabs|Me profits! Me profits!}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|''[The mustard gets in SpongeBob's way and he backs up and knocks over mustard barrels]''}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|Squidwards|Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Mr. Krabs is going to be upset! ''[Drown SpongeBob. A seagull takes SpongeBob and takes him to a giant Patrick]''}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|Patrick|Spongecake!}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|''[SpongeBob gets eaten by Patrick and breaks his bed when he landed]''}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|SpongeBob|What's this? Another vision? ''[sees what looks like the sun starting to rise]'' Why, Why? Oh, Please let me sleep for just 5 minutes!}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|Sir Cecil|Do not dispair my child.}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|SpongeBob|Sir Cecil, The sea sleep king!}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|Sir Cecil|Just close your eyes in slumber. And I'll sprinkle you with some magic dust! ''[Picks up the dust and tosses it on SpongeBob]''}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|SpongeBob|It's getting all sleepish around here. ''[Goes back into reality]'' Thank you Sir Cecil. Hmm? Hey, looks like I finally got some sleep. Now to prepare for work. ''[Puts hat in a hole]'' For work. ''[Goes to work]'' Bye Gary.}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|Mr. Krabs|Boyo? ''[Snaps. SpongeBob flops up]''}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob!}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|SpongeBob|Yes sir, SpongeBob reporting for sleeping.}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ew! You're stinking like Davy Jones' locker! Are you sure you didn't forget something boy?}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|SpongeBob|You're right Mr. Krabs, How could I be so forgetful?}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|''[SpongeBob washes his hands with the mustard dispenser]''}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|SpongeBob|All employees must wash their hands.}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|Mr. Krabs|What are you doing? That's not the sink! ''[SpongeBob gets into the mustard barrel]''}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|SpongeBob|I know, I just need a quiet place to nap.}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|Mr. Krabs|You didn't hear my words, did ya? You couldn't be bothered to get some shut eye, could ya?}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry Mr. Krabs, I tried, I really really tried! But my insomnia got the best of me! ''[SpongeBob starts to cry tears of mustard]''}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now he's crying away me mustard. THAT'S ENOUGH BOY! Me profits! ''[Mr. Krabs is surprised]'' Huh? Your crying the perfect amount! Hold it boyo, You're a natural mustard dispenser!}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|SpongeBob|Is that a good thing?}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Sounds like me.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Dow, uh, nuh, no, no boy. It's terrible.}}<span style="font-size:13px;"> </span>{{L|''[SpongeBob cries again]''}}{{L|Mr. Krabs|Just terrible.}}
-*'''Patrick: '''And one night he nestled in the bed for a long slumber. And Sir Cecil, The sea sleep king sprinkled him with mistical sleepy dust. He couldn't have been cozyer. When, Without warning, An exitable sea troll bursted through the window "Wakey Wakey Sleepy Doo!" He bellowed. Then suddenly he was whisked away by eagle wigged mulisks into the night skyyyy!
+{{L|Squidward|Best day at work ever!}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''What are you doing? And what kind of a bedtime story is that?
-*'''Patrick: '''Its called "The land of Perpetual Excitement" You know, Its a "get out of bed" story.
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Patrick, I'm trying to go to sleep.
-*'''Patrick: '''(Throws the book on spongebob nose) Hmmm... Oh I know! I'll sing you a lulluby from my child hood! "Get up be active, Get up be active, GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! Get up don't lie down! Get up don't lie down! Get upp don't lie downnn! Get up be active Get up be active! Get up be active! Get up don't lie downnn!
-*'''SpongeBob: '''(yelling) Patrick! This isn't help either!
-*'''Patrick: '''Well, What, What, Well, I don't know what you want from me, Its not like I have some magic wand to wave. (Gets magic tools) Or do I...
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Oh, Barnacles.
-*'''Patrick: '''Hocus, Poucus!
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Patrick, Get serious please!
-*'''Patrick:''' Abra, Catadra!
-*'''SpongeBob: '''I appreciate your efforts, But we gotta keep trying buddy.
-*'''Patrick: '''SpongeBob, I see your serious about this now. I didn't want to do this, But i'm gonna let you in on a little family secret. Old grandma suffered from servere toe barnacles.
-*'''SpongeBob:''' BLECH!
-*'''Patrick: '''And she invented the solution for just this problem. Drink up.
-*'''SpongeBob: '''OK... Patrick, How is this gonna-
-*'''Patrick:''' DRINK IT!
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Hey, That wasn't half bad. What was that anyway?
-*'''Patrick: '''Coffee.
-*'''SpongeBob: '''C-C-C-Coffee? Oh, For the last time Patrick i'm trying to GO TO SLEEP!
-*'''Patrick:''' Oops..
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Uh Oh.. Feeling jittery, Heart pounding, Teeth grinding... (Legs start to run by themselfs) Uh oh. (Starts to fly around and then breaks patricks rock) No, No! Guys, We gotta get to sleep. Well, I guess I just have to let my legs tire out before I can catch up with my reary brain.
-*'''Sea Troll: '''Wakey Wakey Sleepy Doo!
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Ahh! Sea troll! Huh? Just a shrub. Keep going till you crash Spongebob.
-*'''Warm Milk: '''Spongebob, Why'd you drink me?
-*'''SpongeBob: '''I'm sorry warm milk, You just tasted so good. (Rubs eyes) Shoo! That billboard is definitly NOT talking to you.
-*'''Warm Milk: '''Why Spongebob, Why?
-*'''Mustard Krabs: '''Your wasting all me mustard Boyo!
-*(Spongebob notices a giant Mr krabs with mustard spouts for eye stalks and runs)
-*'''Mustard Krabs: '''Me profits! Me profits!
-*(The mustard gets in spongebobs way and he backs up and knocks over mustard barrels)
-*'''Squidward''s'': '''Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Mr. Krabs is going to be upset! (Drown spongebob)
-*(A seagull takes SpongeBob and takes him to a Giant Patrick)
-*'''Patrick: '''Spongecake!
-*(SpongeBob gets eaten by patrick and breaks his bed when he landed)
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Whats this? Another vision? Why, Why? Oh, Please let me sleep for just 5 minutes!
-*'''Sir Cecil: '''Do not dispair my child.
-*'''SpongeBob:''' Sir Cecil, The sea sleep king!
-*'''Sir Cecil: '''Just close your eyes in slumber. And i'll sprinkle you with some magic dust! (Picks up the dust and tosses it on spongebob)
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Its getting all sleepish around here. (Goes back into reality) Thank you Sir Cecil. Hmm? Hey, Looks like I finaly got some sleep. Now to prepare for work. (Puts hat in a hole) For work. (Goes to work) Bye Gary.
-*'''Mr. Krabs: '''Boyo? (Snaps)
-*(SpongeBob flops up)
-*'''Mr. Krabs: '''SPONGEBOB!
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Yes sir, SpongeBob reporting for sleeping''. ''
-*'''Mr. Krabs: '''Ew! Your stinking like davey jones locker! Are you sure you didn't forget something boy?
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Your right Mr. Krabs, How could I be so forgetful?
-*(SpongeBob washes his hands with the mustard dispenser)
-*'''SpongeBob:''' All employees must wash their hands.
-*'''Mr. Krabs:''' What are you doing? That's not the sink! (SpongeBob gets into the mustard barrel)
-*'''Spongebob: '''I know, I just need a quiet place to nap.
-*'''Mr. Krabs: '''You didn't heat my words did ya? You couldn't be bothered to get some shut eye could ya?
-*'''SpongeBob: '''I'm sorry Mr. Krabs, I tried, I really really tried! But my insomnia got the best of me! (SpongeBob starts to cry tears of mustard)
-*'''Mr. Krabs: '''Now he's crying away me mustard. THATS ENOUGH BOY! Me profits! (Mr. Krabs is surprised) Huh? Your crying the perfect amount! Hold it boyo, Your a natural mustard dispenser!
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Is that a good thing?
-*'''Mr. Krabs: '''Dow, Uh, Nuh, No, No Boy its terrible.
-*(SpongeBob crys again)
-*'''Mr. Krabs: '''Just terrible.
-*'''Squidward: '''Best day at work ever.
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