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InSPONGEiac
General
Season №: 8
Episode №: 171b
Airdate: April 9, 2012
Chronology
Previous: "Karen 2.0"
Next: "Face Freeze!"
List of episode transcripts

This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "InSPONGEiac" from season eight, which aired on April 9, 2012.

  • SpongeBob: ♪Mop, mop, mop, mop, mopping, mopping, mopping, moooopping, moooopping moooooppinng!♪
  • Squidward: SpongeBob! [Frank comes in and brings him a dollar] Why don't you mop your way over the kitchen. [points at Frank] We need another Krabby Patty.
  • SpongeBob: Sure thing. [SpongeBob walks to make a Krabby Patty. He puts a patty in a half made Krabby Patty and he puts too much mustard on it. Mr. Krabs opens the hot shelter and smells he that he put on too much mustard]
  • Mr. Krabs: What's that?
  • SpongeBob: [puts on the last bun] Perfection. [Mr. Krabs walks to see SpongeBob]
  • Mr. Krabs: I don't think so. [grabs the Krabby Patty and sees too much mustard. Mr. Krabs gets angry at SpongeBob] You used too much mustard!
  • SpongeBob: But, Mr. Krabs I...
  • Mr. Krabs: You obviously you didn't use your hydrolic mustard gage. [Mr. Krabs uses a spoon and scoops some mustard. The spoon reads 101%. Mr Krabs gasps in shock] You think mustard grows from seeds! [throws the spoon and Krabby Patty away] Oh, at this rate, I'll be broke in [types the list] 411 years!
  • SpongeBob: Really?
  • Mr. Krabs: Your skills are rusty, you're not your usual sharp self! Did you have breakfast this morning?
  • SpongeBob: Yes, I had a cup of sea kelp and a neptune muffin.
  • Mr. Krabs: Hmm... well what about sleep, young man. Did you get enough sleep?
  • SpongeBob: I did go to bed 2 minutes later than usual.
  • Mr. Krabs: [looks at SpongeBob] That's it! [pokes SpongeBob's body] You're an insomniac!
  • SpongeBob: An insomni-wha?
  • Mr. Krabs: You're-you're a person that can't sleep and if you can't get enough sleep, your mind starts to go! [SpongeBob is surprised] Here. [Gives SpongeBob the spatula and pushes him to the grill] Come on boy! Now, cook! [SpongeBob starts to flip patties. He pauses and glances at Mr. Krabs before flipping the patty. Mr. Krabs stops him] Ha! Ha ha! I knew it! You lifted a patty from one side, instead of straight up! What are you trying to do, sabotage me?! [takes the spatula and shoves him outside] Now you go home and get some rest!
  • SpongeBob: Oh, but sir, I can't miss work at the Krusty Krab.
  • Mr. Krabs: Miss work? If you keep making mistakes like that, boyo, there will be no Krusty Krab!
  • SpongeBob: No, Krusty Krab?!
  • Mr. Krabs: That's right! [points at the road] Now, get!
  • SpongeBob: [walks down the road] Yes, sir.
  • Mr. Krabs: Come back first thing tomorrow, after a good night's sleep! [Cut to SpongeBob's pineapple]
  • SpongeBob: I just don't get it Gary, I don't usually have a problem sleeping, do I?
  • Gary: [Chews his snail food]
  • SpongeBob: Well I am not going to allow a mistake like today's to happen again. I am going straight to bed! [Cut to SpongeBob's bed.
  • SpongeBob: This pillow is hard as a rock!
  • SpongeBob: Aw, what to do?
  • Gary: Meow meow meow meow
  • SpongeBob: You're right Gary! Warm milk puts me right to sleep!
  • SpongeBob: Now, that should do the trick!
  • SpongeBob: [Milk pours out of SpongeBob's holes] Boy, It sure is quiet around here. Only 5 hours left before I have to go to work. C'mon SpongeBob, you can do this. 4 hours 59 minutes 50 seconds, 4 hours 59 minutes 45 seconds, 4 hours 59 minutes 41 seconds! [SpongeBob throws the clock away] What if I don't get to sleep at all? [in thoughts] Ohhh, Mr. Krabs was right! [Camera goes on SpongeBob's eyes] I am an insomniac. What am I gonna do? (speaking) I need some help. [SpongeBob runs to Patrick's] Patrick, Patrick, wake up. [SpongeBob pulls Patrick up]
  • Patrick: Uh huh. [SpongeBob is speaking gibberish] Mmmm, Spongecake. [Chews on SpongeBob's hand]
  • SpongeBob: Aw, yuck! Never mind that Patrick! I need your help! Desperately! I'm a insomniac! I need to sleep!
  • Patrick: Say no more buddy, I know just the thing! [Takes a deep breath and blows off the sand and grabs a book] Get comfy!
  • SpongeBob: Oh boy! A bedtime story! [Pulls up the sand into a pillow and lays down]
  • Patrick: Okay. Once upon a time there was a sleepy little boy.
  • SpongeBob: Ah, Yay!
  • Patrick: The sleepy boy was the sleepiest boy in all the kingdom!
  • SpongeBob: Mm, sounds like me.
  • Patrick: One night, he nestled into bed for a long slumber.
  • SpongeBob: Slumber!
  • Patrick: And Sir Cecil, The sea sleep king, sprinkled him with mystical sleepy dust.
  • SpongeBob: Aw, thank you Sir Cecil.
  • Patrick: He couldn't have been cozier. When, without warning, an exitable sea troll burst through the window. "Wakey wakey sleepy doo!" He bellowed. Then suddenly he was whisked away by eagle-winged mollusks into the night skyyyy!
  • SpongeBob: Patrick what are you doing? And what kind of a bedtime story was that anyway?
  • Patrick: It's called "The Land of Perpetual Excitement" Y-you know, It's a-a "get out of bed" story!
  • SpongeBob: Patrick, I'm trying to go to sleep.
  • Patrick: Ohh [Throws the book on SpongeBob's nose] Right. Oh I know! I'll sing you a lullaby from my childhood! "Get up be active, Get up be active, Get up be active, GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! Get up don't lie down! Get up don't lie down! Get uup don't lie downnn!
  • SpongeBob: Um, Patrick, that's...
  • Patrick: Get up don't lie down! Get up don't lie down! Get up be active! Get up be active!
  • SpongeBob: Patrick, this isn't...
  • Patrick: Get up be active! Get up be active! Get up don't lie down! Get up don't lie down!
  • SpongeBob: That's a catchy bit...
  • Patrick: Get up don't lie down! Get up don't lie down!
  • SpongeBob: That's an excellent number, but...
  • Patrick: Get up don't lie down! Get up don't lie down! Get up don't lie down! GET UUP DON'T LIE DOWNNN!
  • SpongeBob: [yelling] Patrick! This isn't help either!
  • Patrick: Well, what-what abou- well, I don't know what you want from me. It's not like I have a magic wand to wave. [Gets magic tools] Or do I...
  • SpongeBob: Oh, barnacles.
  • Patrick: Hocus, pocus!
  • SpongeBob: Patrick, get serious please!
  • Patrick: Abra zeptabra!
  • SpongeBob: I really appreciate your efforts, but I gotta try something else, buddy. 'Kay?
  • Patrick: SpongeBob, I see you're serious about this now. I didn't want to do this, but I'm gonna let you in on a little family secret. Old grandma suffered from severe toe barnacles.
  • SpongeBob: BLECH!
  • Patrick: And she invented the secret elixir for just such an emergency. Drink up.
  • SpongeBob: Okay... Patrick, How is this gonna-
  • Patrick: DRINK IT!
  • SpongeBob: Hey, That wasn't too bad. What was it?
  • Patrick: Coffee.
  • SpongeBob: C-C-C-C-C-Coffee? Oh, for the last time, Patrick, I'm trying to GO TO SLEEP!
  • Patrick: Oops..
  • SpongeBob: Uh oh.. feeling jittery, heart p-p-pounding, teeth grinding... [Legs start to run by themselves] Uh oh. [Starts to fly around and then breaks Patrick's rock] N-no! No stop! We gotta get to sleep. Well, I guess I'll just have to let my legs tire out and catch up with my weary brain.
  • Sea Troll: Wakey Wakey Sleepy Doo!
  • SpongeBob: Ahh! Sea troll! Huh? Just a shrub. Keep going till you crash SpongeBob.
  • Warm Milk: SpongeBob, Why did you drink me?
  • SpongeBob: I'm sorry Mr. warm milk, you just tasted so good. [Shakes head] Shoo! That billboard is definitely NOT talking to you.
  • Warm Milk: Why SpongeBob, why?
  • Mustard Krabs: Stop wasting all me mustard Boyo!
  • [SpongeBob notices a giant Mr. Krabs with mustard spouts for eye stalks and runs]
  • Mustard Krabs: Me profits! Me profits!
  • [The mustard gets in SpongeBob's way and he backs up and knocks over mustard barrels]
  • Squidwards: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Mr. Krabs is going to be upset! Ha ha ha ha! [Drown SpongeBob in the mustard. A seagull takes SpongeBob and takes him to a giant Patrick]
  • Patrick: Spongecake!
  • [SpongeBob gets eaten by Patrick and breaks a bed when he lands]
  • SpongeBob: What's this? Another vision? [sees what looks like the sun starting to rise] Oh why, why? Please, please, PLEASE let me sleep for just 5 minutes!
  • Sir Cecil: Do not despair my child.
  • SpongeBob: Sir Cecil, The sea sleep king!?
  • Sir Cecil: Just close your eyes and slumber. With some magic dust! [Picks up the dust and tosses it on SpongeBob]
  • SpongeBob: Hm.. it's getting all sleepish around here. [Goes back into reality] Oh, thank you Sir Cecil. Hmm? Hey, looks like I finally got some shut-eye. Now to prepare for work. [Puts hat in a hole] Perfect. [Leaves] Bye Gary. [Goes to The Krusty Krab]
  • Mr. Krabs: Boyo? [Snaps his claw. SpongeBob flops up]
  • SpongeBob: Hu-ee?
  • Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob!
  • SpongeBob: Huh? Y-Yes... SpongeBob reporting for sleeping.
  • Mr. Krabs: Ew! You're stinking like a swabby short pants after a clam dig! Are you sure you didn't forget something boy?
  • SpongeBob: Forget..? Oh, right, right Mr. Krabs. How could I be so forgetful?
  • Mr. Krabs: Heh, that's my boy. [Sees SpongeBob] What the barnacles?!
  • [SpongeBob washes his hands with the mustard dispenser]
  • SpongeBob: Employees must wash their hands before cooking. [He smears mustard on his face] Oh, that's nice...
  • Mr. Krabs: That aint the sink, kiddo! [SpongeBob gets into the mustard barrel]
  • SpongeBob: I know I know, I just need a quiet place... to nap.
  • Mr. Krabs: Me mustard! [Pulls SpongeBob out of the barrell] You didn't heed my words, did ya? You couldn't be bothered to get some shut eye, could ya?
  • SpongeBob: I'm sorry Mr. Krabs! I tried, I really really tried! But my insomnia got the best of me! [SpongeBob starts to cry tears of mustard]
  • Mr. Krabs: Now he's crying away me mustard. THAT'S ENOUGH BOY! Me profits! [Mr. Krabs is surprised] Huh? Your crying the perfect amount! Hold it boyo, You're a natural born mustard dispenser!
  • SpongeBob: Is that a good thing?
  • Mr. Krabs: Dow, uh, nuh, no, no boy. It's- It's TERRIBLE.
  • [SpongeBob cries again]
  • Mr. Krabs: Just terrible!
  • Squidward: Best day at work ever!

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