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|title = If I Could Talk to Money |
|title = If I Could Talk to Money |
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+ | |image = Money Talks 025.png |
| − | |writer = Tom King |
+ | |writer = [[Tom King]]<br>[[Eban Schletter]] |
| − | |performer1 = |
+ | |performer1 = [[Eugene H. Krabs]] |
|voice1 = [[Clancy Brown]] |
|voice1 = [[Clancy Brown]] |
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| − | |performer2 = Squidward (talking) |
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| + | |recorded = {{Time|2007}} |
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| − | |voice2 = [[Rodger Bumpass]] |
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| + | |released = 2007 |
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| − | |performer3 = SpongeBob (talking) |
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| − | |voice3 = [[Tom Kenny]] |
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| + | |watch = SpongeBob SquarePants - If I Could Talk to Money (Instrumental version) |
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| + | }} |
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| − | + | "'''If I Could Talk to Money'''" is a song sung by {{Link|Mr. Krabs}} in the episode "[[Money Talks]]," after he explains his wish about wanting to be able to talk to [[money]]. |
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==Lyrics== |
==Lyrics== |
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| − | + | {{Lyr|Mr. Krabs|If I could talk to money,}} |
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| − | + | {{Lyr|How great my life would be!}} |
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| − | + | {{Lyr|We'd tell each other secrets,}} |
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| − | + | {{Lyr|All their friends would visit me.}} |
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| − | + | {{Lyr|We'd bathe in filthy riches}} |
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| − | + | {{Lyr|Which is clean enough for me.}} |
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| − | + | {{Lyr|Oh, if you could tell me what you want}} |
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| − | + | {{Lyr|How happy we would be!}} |
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| − | + | {{Lyr|We'd surely be the best of friends,}} |
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| − | + | {{Lyr|We'd never disagree.}} |
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| − | + | {{Lyr|There couldn't be a downside,}} |
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| − | + | {{Lyr|Not one that I could see.}} |
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| − | + | {{Lyr|If I could talk to money,}} |
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| − | + | {{Lyr|Come along, sing with me!}} |
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| − | + | {{Lyr-spoken|Squidward|Uh, no thanks, I gotta go!}} |
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| − | + | {{Lyr-spoken|SpongeBob|I really have to pee.}} |
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| − | + | {{Lyr|Mr. Krabs|If I could talk to money,}} |
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| − | + | {{Lyr|And it could talk to me...}} |
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| − | + | {{Lyr|We'd always be the best of friends}} |
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| − | + | {{Lyr|For all eternity!}}{{Lyr|Patrick|What did I miss?}} |
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{{Music}} |
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| + | [[ru:Если б деньги поболтали со мной о том, о сём]] |
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+ | [[Category:Songs by Eugene H. Krabs]] |
Latest revision as of 02:18, 29 February 2024
"If I Could Talk to Money" is a song sung by Mr. Krabs in the episode "Money Talks," after he explains his wish about wanting to be able to talk to money.
Lyrics
- Mr. Krabs: If I could talk to money,
- How great my life would be!
- We'd tell each other secrets,
- All their friends would visit me.
- We'd bathe in filthy riches
- Which is clean enough for me.
- Oh, if you could tell me what you want
- How happy we would be!
- We'd surely be the best of friends,
- We'd never disagree.
- There couldn't be a downside,
- Not one that I could see.
- If I could talk to money,
- Come along, sing with me!
- Squidward: Uh, no thanks, I gotta go!
- SpongeBob: I really have to pee.
- Mr. Krabs: If I could talk to money,
- And it could talk to me...
- We'd always be the best of friends
- For all eternity!
- Patrick: What did I miss?