If I Could Talk to Money

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If I Could Talk to Money is a song sung by Mr. Krabs in the episode "Money Talks," after he explains about his wish to talk to money.

Lyrics

If I could talk to money,

How great my life would be!

We'd tell each other secrets,

All their friends would visit me.

We'd bathe in filthy riches

Which is clean enough for me.

Oh, if you could tell me what you want

How happy we would be!

We'd surely be the best of friends,

We'd never disagree.

There couldn't be a downside,

Not one that I could see.

If I could talk to money,

Come along, sing with me!

(Squidward): Uh no thanks, I gotta go

(SpongeBob): I really have to pee

If I could talk to money,

And it could talk to me...

We'd surely be the best of friends

For all eternity!

Music (V • T • E)

Albums:	Original Theme Highlights • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie • The Yellow Album • The Best Day Ever • The Sponge Who Could Fly • SpongeBob's Greatest Hits • It's a SpongeBob Christmas! • Music from The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water • The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water • SpongeBob SquarePants: The New Musical • The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) • The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run (Music from the Motion Picture)

Songs:	Theme Song • A Day Like This • Ahhhh • All You Need Is Friends to Fly • The Alphabet Song • Back in Encino • Barnacles! • Beats by Bob • Beautiful Dreamer • Bee Line for the Tree Line • The Best Day Ever • Bikini Bottom • Bikini Bottom - Rock Bottom • Bossy Boots • Bubble Song • Camp Fire Song Song • Christmas Eve Jitters • Christmas Is Mine • Clarinet Wizard • Dead Eye • Doing the Sponge • Doin' the Krabby Patty • Dear Friend • Don't Be a Jerk • Down the Well • Electric Zoo • Everybody Loves the Sponge • Everything Juice • Employee of the Month • Feeding Frenzy • Feeling of Greed • Fishin' for Money • Frozen Krabby Patty Song • Fueling the Bus • F.U.N. Song • Gary's Song • Give It All You Got • Give Jellyfish Fields a Chance • Gloves • Goober Rag • Good-Bye, Atlantis • Goofy Goober Rock • Goofy Goober Song • Gratitude • This Grill is Not a Home • He's Flying • He's Our Mermaid Man • Hey All You People • Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman • High Tide Time • Ho Ho Hoedown • Hot Fruitcake • I Can't Keep My Eyes Off of You • I Hate People • Idiot Friends • If I Could Talk to Money • I Love Krabby Patties • If Only I Could Join You • The Jellyfishing Song • Just a Kid • Krabby Patty Jingle (song) • Kung Fu Rock • The Krusty Krab Pizza • Let's Be Dumb • Livin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the Moonlight • Loop de Loop • Meatball, Meatball • Mr. Krabs' song • Musical Doodle • My Leg Is In Love! • My Tighty Whiteys • Never Give Up • Now That We're Men • Ocean Man • Oh, Krusty Krab • Oh, My Karen • Pets Are People Too • Plankton's Song • Patrick Star • Pretty Ribbons and Bows • Prehibernation (song) • Prince Paul's Bubble Party • Plankton Jams the Signal • Ridin' the Hook • Ripped Pants • Rubber Hose Rag • Rap Battle • The Road Song • Sad Song • Sandy's song • Sailing Over The Dogger Bank • Santa Has His Eye on Me • Santa Won't Let You Down • Snowflakes • So Long, Bikini Bottom • SpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy • The SpongeBob History Song • Squidward's Song • Squidward's Tiki Land • Squeeze Me • Superior • Surreptitiously Mine • Surfin' Summer • Sandy Squirrel • Squidward's Back • The Suction Cup Symphony • Sweater Song • Sweet Victory • Tag, You're It • That's a Rodeo • Thank Gosh It's Monday • Two Thumbs Down • Teamwork • The Patrick Song • Together • They'll Soon Discover • Truth or Square Theme Songs • Texas • That's What Friends Do • The Tuneful Tuna's Advice • Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star • Under My Rock • Underwater Sun • The Very First Christmas • We've Got Scurvy • When Worlds Collide • Where's Gary • We're the Ghouls of the Briny Deep • Wet, Wet Christmas • Who Am I? • Who Wants to Race Me? • You Will Obey! • You Better Swim • You're Old

Other:	Short songs • Production music • Original music

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+{{Song
-'''If I could talk to Money''' is a song sung by Mr. Krabs in the episode [[Money Talks]].
+|title = If I Could Talk to Money
+|image = SpongeBob If I Could Talk To Money
+|writer = Tom King, Eban Schletter
+|performer1 = Mr. Krabs
+|voice1 = [[Clancy Brown]]
+|performer2 = Squidward (talking)
+|voice2 = [[Rodger Bumpass]]
+|performer3 = SpongeBob (talking)
+|voice3 = [[Tom Kenny]]
+|episode = [[Money Talks]]
+|length = 0:40
+}}'''If I Could Talk to Money''' is a song sung by [[Mr. Krabs]] in the episode "[[Money Talks]]," after he explains about his wish to talk to [[money]].
+==Lyrics==
 :''If I could talk to money,''
 :''How great my life would be!''
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 :''We'd surely be the best of friends,''
 :''We'd never disagree.''
-:''There wouldn't be a downside,''
+:''There couldn't be a downside,''
 :''Not one that I could see.''
 :''If I could talk to money,''
 :''Come along, sing with me!''
+:''(Squidward): Uh no thanks, I gotta go''
+:''(SpongeBob): I really have to pee''
-Squidward: Uh, no thanks, I gotta go.
-SpongeBob: I really have to pee.
 :''If I could talk to money,''
-:''And it could talk to me,''
+:''And it could talk to me...''
 :''We'd surely be the best of friends''
 :''For all eternity!''
+{{Music}}
 [[Category:Music]]
+[[Category:Songs]]

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