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If I Could Talk to Money

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General Information
Written by: Tom King
Eban Schletter
Performed by: Mr. Krabs
(voiced by Clancy Brown)

Squidward (talking)
(voiced by Rodger Bumpass)
SpongeBob (talking)
(voiced by Tom Kenny)

Episode(s) featured: "Money Talks"
Length: 0:40
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SpongeBob song If I Could Talk to Money

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"If I Could Talk to Money" is a song sung by Mr. Krabs in the episode "Money Talks," after he explains about his wish to talk to money.

Lyrics

If I could talk to money,
How great my life would be!
We'd tell each other secrets,
All their friends would visit me.
We'd bathe in filthy riches
Which is clean enough for me.
Oh, if you could tell me what you want
How happy we would be!
We'd surely be the best of friends,
We'd never disagree.
There couldn't be a downside,
Not one that I could see.
If I could talk to money,
Come along, sing with me!
(Squidward): Uh no thanks, I gotta go
(SpongeBob): I really have to pee
If I could talk to money,
And it could talk to me...
We'd surely be the best of friends
For all eternity!
Music (VTE)

Albums
Original Theme HighlightsThe Best Day EverThe SpongeBob SquarePants MovieThe Yellow AlbumSpongeBob's Greatest HitsIt's a SpongeBob Christmas!Music from The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water

Songs
Theme SongA Day Like ThisAll You Need is FriendsThe Alphabet SongAttitude of GratitudeBack in EncinoBarnacles!Beautiful DreamerBee Line for the Tree LineThe Best Day EverBikini BottomBikini Bottom/Rock BottomBossy BootsThe Bubble SongCampfire Song SongCha-ChingChristmas Eve JittersChristmas Is MineClarinet WizardDead EyeDoing the SpongeDoin' the Krabby PattyDear FriendDon't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)Down the WellThe Dragon is HereElectric ZooEmployee of the MonthFishin' for MoneyFueling the BusThe F.U.N. SongGary Come HomeGive It All You GotGive Jellyfish Fields a ChanceGood-Bye, AtlantisGoofy Goober RockGoofy Goober SongThis Grill is Not a HomeHe's FlyingHey All You PeopleHey, Mean Mr. BossmanHigh Seas ChantIt's High Time We Went on TourHo Ho HoedownHot FruitcakeI Can't Keep My Eyes Off of YouIdiot FriendsIf I Could Talk to MoneyIf Only I Could Join YouThe Jellyfishing SongJust a KidKrabby Patty JingleThe Krusty Krab PizzaLivin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the MoonlightLoop de LoopMr. Krabs' SongMusical DoodleMy Tighty WhiteysNever Give UpNow That We're MenOcean ManOh Krusty KrabOh, My KarenPlankton's SongPatrick StarPretty Ribbons and BowsPrince Paul's Bubble PartyRidin' the HookRipped PantsRubber Hose RagRap BattleThe Road SongSandy's SongSanta Has His Jolly Little Eyes on MeSanta Won't Let You DownSnowflakesSo Long, Bikini BottomSpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of EnergyThe SpongeBob History SongSpongeBob ScaredyPantsSquidward's SongSquidward's Tiki LandSqueeze MeSuperiorSurfin' SummerSandy SquirrelSweet VictoryScurvy ain't for the likes of meThat's the RodeoThank Gosh It's MondayTeamworkThey'll Soon DiscoverTexasThat's What Friends DoTwinkle, Twinkle, Patrick StarUnder My RockUnderwater SunThe Very First ChristmasWe've Got ScurvyWhen Worlds CollideWhere's GaryWe're the Ghouls of the Briny DeepWet, Wet ChristmasWho Wants to Race Me?You Will Obey!You Better SwimYou're Old

Short Songs
4-PlyCookie, Wookie, Teddy BearIt's All About You GirlIndoorsFor He's A Jolly Good RookieSquidly's 7 SongsBirthday Song for SquidwardBikini Bottom National AnthemI'm PatrickOff to WorkWe're Gonna Be PiratesPearl's Me DaughterStriped SweaterBest Friends Forever RingSanta's Coming TonightBrush, Brush, Brush My TeethWelcome Home, SandyLife on the PrairieEat at The Krusty KrabLaundry Song

Other
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