If I Could Talk to Money

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If I Could Talk to Money is a song sung by Mr. Krabs in the episode, "Money Talks."

If I could talk to money,

How great my life would be!

We'd tell each other secrets,

All their friends would visit me.

We'd bathe in filthy riches

Which is clean enough for me.

Oh, if you could tell me what you want

How happy we would be!

We'd surely be the best of friends,

We'd never disagree.

There wouldn't be a downside,

Not one that I could see.

If I could talk to money,

Come along, sing with me!

If I could talk to money,

And it could talk to me,

We'd surely be the best of friends

For all eternity!

Music

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