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Idiot friends

Idiot Friends

Idiot Friends
is a song from the Season 5 episode Pest of the West. SpongeBuck SquarePants and Pecos Patrick (referred to by SpongeBuck as "This Guy") sing it at The Krusty Kantina accompanied by Hopalong Tentacles  on the piano.


[Patrick Playing the Player Piano]

Hey, everybody! It's good to be here at the Krusty Kantina! We got a real special show for y'all tonight featuring my new best pal, This guy! He's an idiot.
[The audience cheers]
Pecos Patrick:
So what're we gonna sing about, SpongeBuck?
We're gonna sing a song about friends.
Pecos Patrick:
What kind of friends, SpongeBuck?
Well, listen up and I'll tell you.
[Piano vamps]
Who's there for you, when you are sad and down?
Pecos Patrick: Hey! (Buffalo Skulls: Idiot friends!)
Who picks you up and smacks you all around? (Buffalo Skulls: Idiot friends!)
Who puts thorns in you, so you can save the town?
Pecos Patrick: Idiot friends, idiot friends...
SpongeBuck, Pecos Patrick, Buffalo Skulls: Idiot friends!
Pecos Patrick: Duh, duh duh duh, doo duh doo doh doh...
SpongeBuck, Pecos Patrick, Buffalo Skulls: Idiot friends!
Pecos Patrick: Duh dee duh duh, doo, duh duh duh...
SpongeBuck, Pecos Patrick, Buffalo Skulls: Idiot friends!
Pecos Patrick: Dee duh duh, duh dooh dooh, duh doh!
You know, Spongebuck, all we been a-doin' is singin' about what I've done for you. Well, what have you done for me?
[Dead Eye Plankton drops Pecos Patrick's pants and laughs]
Who helps you pick your pants up off the ground?
Pecos Patrick: Thanks, buddy.
Dead Eye Plankton: Curses!
Pecos Patrick:
Only an idiot friend would do that!
Let's bring it home, idiot friend!
Pecos Patrick: Okay!
Who lets you ride on his coffin?
Pecos Patrick:
Who slaps you hard and often?
What do you and me have in common?
SpongeBuck and Pecos Patrick:
We're iiiiiiiiiiiiiii-di-oooooott...
[the audience cheers]
Thank you, thank you very much!
Music (VTE)

Original Theme HighlightsThe Best Day EverThe SpongeBob SquarePants MovieThe Yellow AlbumSpongeBob's Greatest HitsIt's a SpongeBob Christmas!Music from The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water

Theme SongA Day Like ThisAll You Need is FriendsThe Alphabet SongAttitude of GratitudeBack in EncinoBarnacles!Beautiful DreamerBee Line for the Tree LineThe Best Day EverBikini BottomBikini Bottom/Rock BottomBossy BootsThe Bubble SongCampfire Song SongCha-ChingChristmas Eve JittersChristmas Is MineClarinet WizardDead EyeDoing the SpongeDoin' the Krabby PattyDear FriendDon't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)Down the WellThe Dragon is HereElectric ZooEmployee of the MonthFishin' for MoneyFueling the BusThe F.U.N. SongGary Come HomeGive It All You GotGive Jellyfish Fields a ChanceGood-Bye, AtlantisGoofy Goober RockGoofy Goober SongThis Grill is Not a HomeHe's FlyingHey All You PeopleHey, Mean Mr. BossmanHigh Seas ChantIt's High Time We Went on TourHo Ho HoedownHot FruitcakeI Can't Keep My Eyes Off of YouIdiot FriendsIf I Could Talk to MoneyIf Only I Could Join YouThe Jellyfishing SongJust a KidKrabby Patty JingleThe Krusty Krab PizzaLivin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the MoonlightLoop de LoopMr. Krabs' SongMusical DoodleMy Tighty WhiteysNever Give UpNow That We're MenOcean ManOh Krusty KrabOh, My KarenPlankton's SongPatrick StarPretty Ribbons and BowsPrince Paul's Bubble PartyRidin' the HookRipped PantsRubber Hose RagRap BattleThe Road SongSandy's SongSanta Has His Jolly Little Eyes on MeSanta Won't Let You DownSnowflakesSo Long, Bikini BottomSpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of EnergyThe SpongeBob History SongSpongeBob ScaredyPantsSquidward's SongSquidward's Tiki LandSqueeze MeSuperiorSurfin' SummerSandy SquirrelSweet VictoryScurvy ain't for the likes of meThat's the RodeoThank Gosh It's MondayTeamworkThey'll Soon DiscoverTexasThat's What Friends DoTwinkle, Twinkle, Patrick StarUnder My RockUnderwater SunThe Very First ChristmasWe've Got ScurvyWhen Worlds CollideWhere's GaryWe're the Ghouls of the Briny DeepWet, Wet ChristmasWho Wants to Race Me?You Will Obey!You Better SwimYou're Old

Short Songs
4-PlyCookie, Wookie, Teddy BearIt's All About You GirlIndoorsFor He's A Jolly Good RookieSquidly's 7 SongsBirthday Song for SquidwardBikini Bottom National AnthemI'm PatrickOff to WorkWe're Gonna Be PiratesPearl's Me DaughterStriped SweaterBest Friends Forever RingSanta's Coming TonightBrush, Brush, Brush My TeethWelcome Home, SandyLife on the PrairieEat at The Krusty KrabLaundry Song

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