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'''[[File:Idiot_friends.jpg|thumb|350px]]Idiot Friends''' is a song from [[Pest of the West]]. [[SpongeBuck]] and [[Pecos Patrick]] (referred to by SpongeBuck as "This Guy") sing it at [[The Krusty Krab|The Krusty Kantina accompainied]] by Pecos Patrick on the piano.
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'''[[File:Idiot friends .jpg|thumb|350px]]Idiot Friends''' is a song from [[Pest of the West]]. [[SpongeBuck]] and [[Pecos Patrick]] (referred to by SpongeBuck as "This Guy") sing it at [[The Krusty Krab|The Krusty Kantina accompainied]] by Pecos Patrick on the piano.
==Lyrics==
==Lyrics==
Revision as of 08:07, 25 April 2013
File:Idiot friends.jpg Idiot Friends is a song from Pest of the West . SpongeBuck and Pecos Patrick (referred to by SpongeBuck as "This Guy") sing it at The Krusty Kantina accompainied by Pecos Patrick on the piano.
Lyrics [Patrick Playing the Player Piano]
SpongeBuck :Hey, everybody! It's good to be here at the Krusty Kantina! We got a real special show for y'all tonight featuring my new best pal, This guy! He's an idiot.
[The audience cheers]
Pecos Patrick :So what're we gonna sing about, SpongeBuck?
SpongeBuck :We're gonna sing a song about friends.
Pecos Patrick : What kind of friends, SpongeBuck?
SpongeBuck :Well, listen up and I'll tell you.
[Piano vamps] SpongeBuck :Who's there for you, when you are sad and down? Pecos Patrick : Hey! (Buffalo Skulls : Idiot friends! )Who picks you up and smacks you all around? (Buffalo Skulls : Idiot friends! )SpongeBuck :Who puts thorns in you, so you can save the town? Pecos Patrick : Idiot friends, idiot friends... SpongeBuck, Pecos Patrick, Buffalo Skulls : Idiot friends! Pecos Patrick : Duh, duh duh duh, doo duh doo doh doh... SpongeBuck, Pecos Patrick, Buffalo Skulls : Idiot friends! Pecos Patrick : Duh dee duh duh, doo, duh duh duh... SpongeBuck, Pecos Patrick, Buffalo Skulls : Idiot friends! Pecos Patrick : Dee duh duh, duh dooh dooh, duh doh! You know, Spongebuck, all we been a-doin' is singin' about what I've done for you. Well, what have you done for me?
[Dead Eye Plankton drops Pecos Patrick's pants and laughs] SpongeBuck :Who helps you pick your pants up off the ground? Pecos Patrick : Thanks, buddy. Dead Eye Plankton : Curses!Pecos Patrick :Only an idiot friend would do that!
SpongeBuck :Let's bring it home, idiot friend!
Pecos Patrick : Okay!SpongeBuck : Who lets you ride on his coffin? Pecos Patrick :Who slaps you hard and often? SpongeBuck :What do you and me have in common? SpongeBuck and Pecos Patrick :We're iiiiiiiiiiiiiii-di-oooooott... Frieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnds! [the audience cheers] SpongeBuck :Thank you, thank you very much!
Music (V • T • E )
Original Theme Highlights • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie • The Yellow Album • The Best Day Ever • The Sponge Who Could Fly • SpongeBob's Greatest Hits • It's a SpongeBob Christmas! • Music from The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water • The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water • SpongeBob SquarePants: The New Musical • The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) • The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run (Music from the Motion Picture)
Theme Song • A Day Like This • Ahhhh • All You Need Is Friends to Fly • The Alphabet Song • Back in Encino • Barnacles! • Beats by Bob • Beautiful Dreamer • Bee Line for the Tree Line • The Best Day Ever • Bikini Bottom • Bikini Bottom - Rock Bottom • Bossy Boots • Bubble Song • Camp Fire Song Song • Christmas Eve Jitters • Christmas Is Mine • Clarinet Wizard • Dead Eye • Doing the Sponge • Doin' the Krabby Patty • Dear Friend • Don't Be a Jerk • Down the Well • Electric Zoo • Everybody Loves the Sponge • Everything Juice • Employee of the Month • Feeding Frenzy • Feeling of Greed • Fishin' for Money • Frozen Krabby Patty Song • Fueling the Bus • F.U.N. Song • Gary's Song • Give It All You Got • Give Jellyfish Fields a Chance • Gloves • Goober Rag • Good-Bye, Atlantis • Goofy Goober Rock • Goofy Goober Song • Gratitude • This Grill is Not a Home • He's Flying • He's Our Mermaid Man • Hey All You People • Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman • High Tide Time • Ho Ho Hoedown • Hot Fruitcake • I Can't Keep My Eyes Off of You • I Hate People • Idiot Friends • If I Could Talk to Money • I Love Krabby Patties • If Only I Could Join You • The Jellyfishing Song • Just a Kid • Krabby Patty Jingle (song) • Kung Fu Rock • The Krusty Krab Pizza • Let's Be Dumb • Livin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the Moonlight • Loop de Loop • Meatball, Meatball • Mr. Krabs' song • Musical Doodle • My Leg Is In Love! • My Tighty Whiteys • Never Give Up • Now That We're Men • Ocean Man • Oh, Krusty Krab • Oh, My Karen • Pets Are People Too • Plankton's Song • Patrick Star • Pretty Ribbons and Bows • Prehibernation (song) • Prince Paul's Bubble Party • Plankton Jams the Signal • Ridin' the Hook • Ripped Pants • Rubber Hose Rag • Rap Battle • The Road Song • Sad Song • Sandy's song • Sailing Over The Dogger Bank • Santa Has His Eye on Me • Santa Won't Let You Down • Snowflakes • So Long, Bikini Bottom • SpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy • The SpongeBob History Song • Squidward's Song • Squidward's Tiki Land • Squeeze Me • Superior • Surreptitiously Mine • Surfin' Summer • Sandy Squirrel • Squidward's Back • The Suction Cup Symphony • Sweater Song • Sweet Victory • Tag, You're It • That's a Rodeo • Thank Gosh It's Monday • Two Thumbs Down • Teamwork • The Patrick Song • Together • They'll Soon Discover • Truth or Square Theme Songs • Texas • That's What Friends Do • The Tuneful Tuna's Advice • Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star • Under My Rock • Underwater Sun • The Very First Christmas • We've Got Scurvy • When Worlds Collide • Where's Gary • We're the Ghouls of the Briny Deep • Wet, Wet Christmas • Who Am I? • Who Wants to Race Me? • You Will Obey! • You Better Swim • You're Old
Short songs • Production music • Original music
