'''Idiot Friends''' is a song from ''[[Pest of the West]]''. [[SpongeBuck]] and [[Pecos Patrick]] (referred to by SpongeBuck as "This Guy") sing it at [[The Krusty Krab|The Krusty Kantaina ]]accompainied by [[Hopalong Squidward]] on the player piano.
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'''[[Video:SpongeBob Squarepants - Idiot Friends|thumb|394px|right|Idiot freinds]]Idiot Friends''' is a song from ''[[Pest of the West]]''. [[SpongeBuck]] and [[Pecos Patrick]] (referred to by SpongeBuck as "This Guy") sing it at [[The Krusty Krab|The Krusty Kantaina accompainied]] by [[Hopalong Squidward]] on the player piano.
Hey, everybody! It's good to be here at the Krusty Kantina! We got a real special show for y'all tonight featuring my new best pal, This Guy! He's an idiot.
[The audience cheers]
Pecos Patrick:
So what're we gonna sing about, SpongeBuck?
SpongeBuck:
We're gonna sing a song about friends.
Pecos Patrick:
What kind of friends, SpongeBuck?
SpongeBuck:
Well, listen up and I'll tell ya.
[Piano vamps]
SpongeBuck:
Who's there for you
When you are sad and down?
Pecos Patrick:
Hey!
Buffalo Skulls:
Idiot friends!
Pecos Patrick:
Who picks you up
And smacks you all around?
Buffalo Skulls:
Idiot friends!
SpongeBuck:
Who puts thorns in you
So you can save the town?
Pecos Patrick:
Idiot friends, idiot friends...
SpongeBuck, Pecos Patrick, Buffalo Skulls:
Idiot friends!
Pecos Patrick:
Duh, duh duh duh, doo duh doh doh...
SpongeBuck, Pecos Patrick, Buffalo Skulls:
Idiot friends!
Pecos Patrick:
Duh dee duh duh, doo, duh duh duh...
SpongeBuck, Pecos Patrick, Buffalo Skulls:
Idiot friends!
Pecos Patrick:
Dee duh duh, duhdoo doh, duh doh!
You know, SpongeBuck, all we been a-doin' is singin' about what I've done for you. Well, what have you done for me?
[Dead Eye Plankton drops Pecos Patrick's pants and laughs]