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Idiot Friends is the stupidest song I have ever heard. It was randomly thrown into Pest of the West and was the worst ending ever. The Idiot Friends song was just stupid and dumb. Here is how it goes:<br />
'''Idiot Friends''' is a song from ''[[Pest of the West]]''. [[SpongeBuck]] and [[Pecos Patrick]] (referred to by SpongeBuck as "This Guy") sing it at [[The Krusty Krab|The Krusty Kantaina ]]accompainied by [[Hopalong Squidward]] on the player piano.
 
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Who is an asshole?<br />
 
Pecos Patrick.
   
==Lyrics==
 
:'''SpongeBuck''':
 
:''Hey, everybody! It's good to be here at the Krusty Kantina! We got a real special show for y'all tonight featuring my new best pal, This Guy! He's an idiot.''
 
   
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Who is an even bigger asshole?<br />
:''[The audience cheers]''
 
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SpongeBuck SquarePants.
 
:'''Pecos Patrick''':
 
:''So what're we gonna sing about, SpongeBuck?''
 
 
:'''SpongeBuck''':
 
:''We're gonna sing a song about friends.''
 
 
:'''Pecos Patrick''':
 
:''What kind of friends, SpongeBuck?''
 
 
:'''SpongeBuck''':
 
:''Well, listen up and I'll tell ya.''
 
 
:''[Piano vamps]''
 
 
:'''SpongeBuck''':
 
:Who's there for you
 
:When you are sad and down?
 
 
:'''Pecos Patrick''':
 
:''Hey!''
 
 
:'''Buffalo Skulls''':
 
:Idiot friends!
 
 
:'''Pecos Patrick''':
 
:Who picks you up
 
:And smacks you all around?
 
 
:'''Buffalo Skulls''':
 
:Idiot friends!
 
 
:'''SpongeBuck''':
 
:Who puts thorns in you
 
:So you can save the town?
 
 
:'''Pecos Patrick''':
 
:Idiot friends, idiot friends...
 
 
:'''SpongeBuck, Pecos Patrick, Buffalo Skulls''':
 
:Idiot friends!
 
 
:'''Pecos Patrick''':
 
:Duh, duh duh duh, doo duh doh doh...
 
 
:'''SpongeBuck, Pecos Patrick, Buffalo Skulls''':
 
:Idiot friends!
 
 
:'''Pecos Patrick''':
 
:Duh dee duh duh, doo, duh duh duh...
 
 
:'''SpongeBuck, Pecos Patrick, Buffalo Skulls''':
 
:Idiot friends!
 
 
:'''Pecos Patrick''':
 
:Dee duh duh, duhdoo doh, duh doh!
 
:''You know, SpongeBuck, all we been a-doin' is singin' about what I've done for you. Well, what have you done for me?''
 
 
:''[Dead Eye Plankton drops Pecos Patrick's pants and laughs]''
 
 
:'''SpongeBuck''':
 
:Who helps you pick
 
:Your pants up off the ground?
 
 
:'''Pecos Patrick''':
 
:''Thanks, buddy.''
 
 
:'''Dead Eye Plankton''':
 
:''Curses!''
 
 
:'''Pecos Patrick''':
 
:''Only an idiot friend would do that!''
 
 
:'''SpongeBuck''':
 
:''Let's bring it home, idiot friend!''
 
 
:'''Pecos Patrick''':
 
:''Okay!''
 
 
:'''SpongeBuck''':
 
:Who'll let you ride
 
:On his coffin?
 
 
:'''Pecos Patrick''':
 
:Who slaps you
 
:Hard and often?
 
 
:'''SpongeBuck''':
 
:What do you and me
 
:Have in common?
 
 
:'''SpongeBuck and Pecos Patrick''':
 
:We're iiiiiiiiiiiiiii-di-oooooottttt...
 
:Frieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnds!
 
 
:''[the audience cheers]''
 
 
:'''SpongeBuck''':
 
:''Thank you, thank you very much!''
 
 
{{Music}}
 
 
[[Category:Music]]
 
[[Category:Music]]

Revision as of 19:45, 27 November 2010

Idiot Friends is the stupidest song I have ever heard. It was randomly thrown into Pest of the West and was the worst ending ever. The Idiot Friends song was just stupid and dumb. Here is how it goes:

Who is an asshole?
Pecos Patrick.


Who is an even bigger asshole?
SpongeBuck SquarePants.