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Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star I Wrote This is a poem and a song written by Luke Brookshier and Tom King. It was performed by Eban Schletter. It was used in the episode Sing a Song of Patrick. Fictionally, it was written by Patrick Star and made into a song by Bigshot Records for $100. The Singers died afterward finishing the song and everyone, (except Old Man Jenkins), finds the song horrible and irritating. As a result, the citizens form an angry mob with pitch forks and torches.

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Lyrics

Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star!
I made myself a sandwich,
My mommy named it Fred.
It tastes like beans and bacon
And smells like it's been dead.
Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil,
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point!!!,
P.U. , what's that horrible smell?!
Drum solo!
[drum solo]
I have a head, that ends in a point,
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point.
This song is over, except for this line,
You win this round, Broccoli!

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