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I Wrote This

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I Wrote This
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General Information
Written by: Eban Schletter
Tom King
Performed by: Unnamed band
(voiced by Tom King)
Episode(s) featured: "Sing a Song of Patrick"
Released: 2007
Length: 01:01
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Patrick Star- " I Wrote This Song"

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"I Wrote This" (A.K.A. Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star) is a poem and a song written by Luke Brookshier and Tom King. It was performed by Eban Schletter. It was used in the episode "Sing a Song of Patrick." Fictionally, it was written by Patrick Star and made into a song by Bigshot Records for $100. The singers died afterward finishing the song and everyone, (except Old Man Jenkins, SpongeBob and some others), finds the song horrible and irritating. As a result, the citizens form an angry mob with pitch forks and torches.

Lyrics

Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star!
I made myself a sandwich,
My Mommy named it Fred.
It tastes like beans and bacon
And smells like it's been dead.
Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil,
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point!!!,
P.U, what's that horrible smell?!
Drum solo!
[drum solo]
I have a head, that ends in a point,
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point.
This song is over, except for this line,
You win this round, Broccoli!!!

Trivia

  • Overall, the verse about the sandwich is the only part of the song that rhymes.
Music (VTE)

Albums
Original Theme HighlightsThe Best Day EverThe SpongeBob SquarePants MovieThe Yellow AlbumSpongeBob's Greatest HitsIt's a SpongeBob Christmas!Music from The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of WaterThe SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water

Songs
Theme SongA Day Like ThisAll You Need is FriendsThe Alphabet SongAttitude of GratitudeBack in EncinoBarnacles!Beautiful DreamerBee Line for the Tree LineThe Best Day EverBikini BottomBikini Bottom/Rock BottomBossy BootsThe Bubble SongCampfire Song SongCha-ChingChristmas Eve JittersChristmas Is MineClarinet WizardDead EyeDoing the SpongeDoin' the Krabby PattyDear FriendDon't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)Down the WellThe Dragon is HereElectric ZooEverybody Loves the SpongeEmployee of the MonthFishin' for MoneyFueling the BusThe F.U.N. SongGary Come HomeGive It All You GotGive Jellyfish Fields a ChanceGood-Bye, AtlantisGoofy Goober RockGoofy Goober SongThis Grill is Not a HomeHe's FlyingHey All You PeopleHey, Mean Mr. BossmanHigh Seas ChantIt's High Time We Went on TourHo Ho HoedownHot FruitcakeI Can't Keep My Eyes Off of YouI Wrote ThisIdiot FriendsIf I Could Talk to MoneyI Love Krabby PattiesIf Only I Could Join YouThe Jellyfishing SongJust a KidKrabby Patty JingleThe Krusty Krab PizzaLivin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the MoonlightLoop de LoopMr. Krabs' SongMusical DoodleMy Tighty WhiteysNever Give UpNow That We're MenOcean ManOh, Krusty KrabOh, My KarenPlankton's SongPatrick StarPretty Ribbons and BowsPrehibernation (song)Prince Paul's Bubble PartyPlankton Jams the SignalRidin' the HookRipped PantsRubber Hose RagRap BattleThe Road SongSandy's SongSanta Has His Jolly Little Eyes on MeSanta Won't Let You DownSnowflakesSo Long, Bikini BottomSpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of EnergyThe SpongeBob History SongThe Spongey BounceSpongeBob ScaredyPantsSquidward's SongSquidward's Tiki LandSqueeze MeSuperiorSurreptitiously MineSurfin' SummerSandy SquirrelSquidward's BackSweet VictoryScurvy Ain't For the Likes of MeThat's the RodeoThank Gosh It's MondayTeamworkThey'll Soon DiscoverTruth or Square Theme SongsTexasThat's What Friends DoUuhrUnder My RockUnderwater SunThe Very First ChristmasWe've Got ScurvyWhen Worlds CollideWhere's GaryWe're the Ghouls of the Briny DeepWet, Wet ChristmasWho Wants to Race Me?You Will Obey!You Better SwimYou're Old

Short Songs
4-PlyCookie, Wookie, Teddy BearIt's All About You GirlIndoorsFor He's A Jolly Good RookieSquidly's 7 SongsBirthday Song for SquidwardBikini Bottom National AnthemI'm PatrickOff to WorkWe're Gonna Be PiratesPearl's Me DaughterStriped SweaterBest Friends Forever RingSanta's Coming TonightBrush, Brush, Brush My TeethWelcome Home, SandyLife on the PrairieEat at The Krusty KrabLaundry Song

Other
Associated production music

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