"I Can't Keep My Eyes Off of You" (also known as "Oh Baby") is a song SpongeBob sang to Patty in the episode, "To Love a Patty." It's a parody of a High School Musical song: "I Can't Take My Eyes Off of You." The lyrics were written by Zeus Cervas, one of the storyboard directors and writers for the episode.
They may call me a fool,
But I can't help our gravitational pull.
When i stuff you with cotton candy,
It reminds me you're so sweet.
When we go riding, it's dandy,
The way you hang on to the seat,
When I'm with you,
Our love is stronger than glue.
Whoo! OH BABY!
There isn't anything
There's nothing in the world I wouldn't do for you...
Hey! Let go of her you patty eaters!
No! Get away! [karate chops scallops]
Patty? You okay sweetoms?
I'm so sorry!
I'll never let you out of my sight again,
And I'll always keep you out of harm's waaaaayyy!
Oh baby, I love you so strong.
That's why I'm singing this song.
Your looks are sweeter than honey
From your pickles to your buns,
It ain't even funny— AAAAAOOOH! [Both go over a waterfall]
I'm coming for you!
Oh no! Look at you!
Don't worry, patty. I'll take care of this!
There you go!
All better. Oh baby.
This song was released as downloadable content for the Rock Band series of music video games in 2009. This song is one of six to appear in the series.
Although SpongeBob is asexual, it is unknown why SpongeBob serenaded this song to patty.