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"Spon... Spo... Spo...!"
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Squidward: (opens door) The coast looks clear. (closes door and tip toes)
(Squidward heards a creaky sound)
SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward! (by the door) (SpongeBob follows him and starts dancing) Today I feel like doing some dancing.
Squidward: That's funny, even a barnacle knows you need music to dance.
SpongeBob: Ohhh, I got music, friends (he gets towards Squidward) In my mind. (Gets out a brain off his head, the music plays inside the brain) Oh, I love this song. (Throws the brain to the top and runs for it to put inside his head) Here I go. (He dances)
Squidward: That is the stupidest dance move I've ever seen. (walks away)
SpongeBob: Who put you on the planet? (makes a squeezy face)
(Cut to the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob is dancing during work, Grabs Krabby Patties on his spatula then he contiues dancing. The plate of Krabby Patties land on Squidward's head)
Squidward: Owww....
(SpongeBob spins the plate of Krabby Patties and gave them to the costumers)
SpongeBob: Your Krabby Patty, ma'am. Now eat it, swallow it, and chew it down!
Lady Fish: Oh, thank you very much, darling, and your dance moves are pretty cool so.
SpongeBob: (surpised) Really? You like my dancing?
Lady Fish: That's right, kid, you got the dazzle, dazzle, dazzle. I love that how you do the shuffle into the moonwalk and stuck the landing.
SpongeBob: Ho ho, that's very nice of you to say.
Lady Fish: Wait, I'm not finish speaking words. I'm a high class talent agent, and I want to invite you to an audition, I have a very talented client for you to backup dancer and you got what it takes. (hands him a ticket) Come to my dance studio tommorow at noon, your going places, kid. (walks away)
(Cut to the cashier board)
Squidward: (angrily) Would you please stop dancing!
SpongeBob: Nooo, I can't stop dancing now, Squidward. I have to practice for my big audition tomorrrow.
Squidward: You got a dance audition?
SpongeBob: That's right, so I gotta practice is the much as I can before tomorrrow. THE DANCE AUDITION! (goes to the door then he gets inside it)
Squidward: That idiot has a dance audition? He doesn't know the first thing about the subtle intricasies of dance. He's going to practice till he drops. He's never going to get that part. That's it! He'll just have to practice till he drops, and when he does, I'll be there all neat and tidied up, ready to show my stuff. Oh SpongeBob! SpongeBob! Wait, SpongeBob! Uh...I mean.... ummm.. I suppose I could take you under my tutelage, you know show you a few moves.
SpongeBob: Under your tutelage? Really? You mean it?
Squidward: But you must do exactly when I say, got that?