I ♥ Dancing/transcript

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Template:BTranscript Squidward: (opens door) The coast looks clear. (closes door and tip toes)

(Squidward heards a creaky sound)

SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward! (by the door) (SpongeBob follows him and starts dancing) Today I feel like doing some dancing!

Squidward: That's funny, even a barnacle knows you need music to dance.

SpongeBob: Ohhh, I got music, friends (he gets towards Squidward) In my mind. (Gets out a brain off his head, the music plays inside the brain) Oh, I love this song. (Throws the brain to the top and runs for it to put inside his head) Here I go. (He dances)

Squidward: That is the stupidest dance move I've ever seen. (walks away)

SpongeBob: Who put you on the planet? (makes a squeezy face)

(Cut to the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob is dancing during work, Grabs Krabby Patties on his spatula then he continues dancing. The plate of Krabby Patties land on Squidward's head)

Squidward: Owww....

(SpongeBob spins the plate of Krabby Patties and gave them to the costumers)

SpongeBob: Your Krabby Patty, ma'am. Now eat it, swallow it, and chew it down!

Lady Fish: Oh, thank you very much, darling, and your dance moves are pretty cool too.

SpongeBob: (surpised) Really? You like my dancing?

Lady Fish: That's right, kid, you got the dazzle, dazzle, dazzle. I love how you do the shuffle into the moonsalt and stuck the landing.

SpongeBob: Ho ho, that's very nice of you to say.

Lady Fish: Wait, I'm not finished speaking words. I'm a high class talent agent, and I want to invite you to an audition. I have a very talented person who needs a backup dancer and you got what it takes. (hands him a ticket) Come to my dance studio tommorow at noon. Your going places, kid. (walks away)

(Cut to the cashier board)

Squidward: (angrily) Would you please stop dancing!

SpongeBob: Nooo, I can't stop dancing now, Squidward. I have to practice for my big audition tomorrrow.

Squidward: You got a dance audition?

SpongeBob: That's right, so I gotta practice as much as I can before tomorrrow. THE DANCE AUDITION! (goes to the door then he gets inside it)

Squidward: That idiot has a dance audition? He doesn't know the first thing about the subtle intricasies of dance. He's going to practice till he drops. He's never going to get that part. That's it! He'll just have to practice till he drops, and when he does, I'll be there all neat and tidied up, ready to show my stuff.

(Squidward goes into the kitchen) Oh SpongeBob! SpongeBob! Wait, SpongeBob! Uh...I mean.... ummm.. I suppose I could take you under my tutelage, you know, show you a few moves.

SpongeBob: Under your tutelage? Really? You mean it?

Squidward: But you must do exactly what I say, got that?

SpongeBob: I am dance putty in your hands!

(At Squidward's house)

Squidward: (Squidward observes Spongebob) Hmm...

SpongeBob: Ooh! What are you doing, Squidward?

Squidward: Oh, um, just a physical assessment I do with all my new pupils (Squidward laughs) Well, judging by the condition of those flabby ankles...

SpongeBob: Flabby?

Squidward: That's right! You need some physical conditioning before you ever set foot on a dance party. I want you to run to the top of Oyster Peak and back.

SpongeBob: Well, anything to get rid of these flabby ankles of mine.

Squidward: By the time that idiot gets back he'll be to tired to dance (Squidward starts to laugh) (Squidward sees SpongeBob) SpongeBob! What are you doing here!?

SpongeBob: I'm back from Mt. Oyster! Here, got this for you at the gift shop. (shows a snow globe containing Mt Oyster with an oyster on top of it)

Squidward: Fine... (Squidward throws snow globe) Let's move on to our first dance lesson. I want you to moonwalk on this treadmill while I read this entire novel. (Squidward show SpongeBob a novel of songs)

( cut to Squidward finished with his novel)

Squidward: What, is he still at it?

Squidward: Huh. (When he sees SpongeBob still moonwalkng in the treadmill)

(Treadmill explodes)

Squidward: My treadmill!

SpongeBob: You know Squidward, exercise is fun and all, but when are we gonna learn some dancing!

Squidward: All right, you want to learn some dancing? I'll show you dancing! (Squidward turns on music) You know what gets people going? Ribbons! (SpongeBob watches as Squidward twirls and spins the ribbons)

SpongeBob: WOO!

Squidward: Now do just as I did.

SpongeBob: Like this!? (spins to ribbon around. It turns into a helicopter, a t-rex, and a mermaid, which impresses Squidward. SpongeBob gives the ribbon back to Squidward.)

Squidward: (throws the ribbon down and continuosly steps and stomps on it. He falls through the floor)

SpongeBob: (does the same thing) How's that?