"I ♥ Dancing" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season seven. In this episode, Squidward tries to sabotage SpongeBob's dancing audition.



The episode starts in one morning, Squidward is walking to work with SpongeBob, who is dancing.

Squidward is annoyed by the dancing. When Squidward asks SpongeBob, "Where's the music?" SpongeBob replies, "in my mind!" SpongeBob plays some music from his head, the music considered to be from title screens. When they are at work, SpongeBob does dance routines while he is giving people their orders. He happens to be giving an order to a talent scout, and she thinks he has talent, so she gives SpongeBob a card for the dance auditions. Squidward hears this, and he gets jealous that
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SpongeBob was invited and he wasn't, so he hatches an evil plan to make SpongeBob work so hard so that SpongeBob will collapse from exhaustion then he can take SpongeBob's audition. To Squidward's annoyance, SpongeBob seems to dance better than he does. Frustrated, Squidward has SpongeBob perform a series of moves that SpongeBob cannot perform correctly, and he tells him to keep practicing and not stop no matter what ("Remember, don't stop until you get it right!")

SpongeBob continues practicing through the night while Squidward rests, leaving him feeling exhausted the next morning. But Squidward, determined to make SpongeBob collapse, only pushes harder. After many hours of practice and yelling from Squidward, SpongeBob, at the end of his rope, finally performs the moves right. However, Squidward forces him to do it again. SpongeBob attempts the move again, but he is so tired that he finally stops and falls asleep, collapsing to the ground in the process.

Squidward heads to the audition. He passes, and he ends up with the prize: being in Squilliam Fancyson's play. Squidward is upset that his rival is teaching him to dance. He was supposed to do the same thing SpongeBob does in the beginning, and Squilliam does the same talking to Squidward just like what he did to SpongeBob. Squidward is left crestfallen while SpongeBob and Patrick, apparently all recovered from his exhaustion appear.

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 ) Associated production music
 ) Original music
 ) SpongeBob music
  Old Hilo March - Kapono Beamer [title card]

  Cartoon Sting 1 - "The coast looks clear."
  Twelfth Street Rag - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield ["Hi, Squidward!"]
  Surfing Sponge - Nicolas Carr, Barry Anthony [brain music #1]
  Old 49er - Nicolas Carr [brain music #2]
  Chum Bucket Rhumba - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [brain music #3]
  Sailor's Sting 12 - Michael Bolger, Nicolas Carr [SpongeBob dancing while making Krabby Patties]
  Harp Ding - Nicolas Carr ["Really? You like my dancing?"]
  Gorgeous Girl - Kurt Schick [talent agent invites SpongeBob to a dance audition]
  Steel Link (b) - Jeremy Wakefield ["I gotta practice as much as I can."]
  Comic Walk - Nicolas Carr [Squidward gets an idea]
  Lap Steel - Nicolas Carr [transition to next scene]
  Noodly Shenanigans - Nicolas Carr, Barry Anthony [Squidward tells SpongeBob to run to the top of Oyster Peak]
  ? [Moonwalking on the treadmill]
  The Nutcracker: Waltz of the Flowers - Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky [ribbon dancing]
  Steel Sting (c) - Jeremy Wakefield [Squidward stomping on the ribbon]
  Gala Premiere - Laurie Johnson [Squidward's cane routine]
  Vaudeville Show - Larry Hochman [SpongeBob's cane routine]
  Comic Walk - Sidney Torch ["We are gonna keep working on your routine until you get it right!"]
  Blue Danube Waltz - Johann Strauss Jr ["And a-one... and a-two... and... aha!"]
  Hawaiian Link (b) - Richard Myhill [the next morning]
  Steel Licks (a) - Jeremy Wakefield [Squidward goes to check on SpongeBob's progress]
  Blue Danube Waltz - Johann Strauss Jr [SpongeBob still practicing]
  Steel Licks (b) - Jeremy Wakefield ["Oh, come on now, after all I've done for you?"]
  The Nutcracker: Russian Dance - Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky [montage of Squidward overworking SpongeBob]
  Blue Danube Waltz - Johann Strauss Jr ["And a-one... and a-two..."]
  Steel Sting - Jeremy Wakefield ["I'm still not convinced."]
  Blue Danube Waltz - Johann Strauss Jr ["And a-one... and a-two..."]
  Solo Steel 4 - Jeremy Wakefield [SpongeBob falls asleep]
  Solo Steel - Jeremy Wakefield [Squidward laughs.]
  Bubbly Wubbly Huggly - Nicolas Carr [dance auditions]
  Tympup (a) - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy ["You're out."]
  Vibe Q Sting - Nicolas Carr ["SpongeBob?"]
  Lap Steel - Nicolas Carr [Squidward appears]
  Sylvia: Pizzicati - Leo Clement Delibes [Squidward auditions]
  Curtain-Raiser - Alan Braden ["Congratulations! You got the gig."]
  Nude Sting - Nicolas Carr [Squidward stammering]
  Chum Bucket Rhumba - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [Squilliam's dancing/Ending.]



  • As of July 25, 2017, The Internet Movie Database (IMDB) gives this episode a rating of 7.0/10 based on 145 ratings by users.[1] users give this episode a rating of 7.1/10 based on 7 votes.[2]




  • The scene where SpongeBob says "Who put you on the planet? Ugh!" has become a popular internet meme.
  • In "Slimy Dancing," SpongeBob is portrayed as a terrible dancer, but in this episode, he is a wonderful dancer. This episode must take place after that one.
  • This episode marks the second appearance of the Krusty Krab pizza. The first is "Pizza Delivery."
  • This is the first episode that Doug Lawrence wrote since the season 2 episode "Procrastination."
  • In Indonesia, SpongeBob doesn't say "Who put you on the planet? Ugh!" Instead, he says "Are you ever watching TV? Ugh!"
    • Oddly, in English, Squilliam does say "Who put you on the planet? Ugh!"
  • In the Polish dub, this episode is called "Kocham tańczyć," which translates to "I love to dance."
  • On "" site (Russian site with Russian SpongeBob's series from season 1 to season 7), this episode (its normal English title) is called "I Heart Dancing".
  • During the montage of Squidward overworking SpongeBob, it shows the same title card backgrounds as "Culture Shock" and "Hall Monitor" except that they're different colors.
  • This episode preceded the The Ultimate SpongeBob SpongeBash marathon's Top 10 Celebrity Favorites.

Cultural references

  • The popular phrase "Who put you on the planet? Ugh!" comes from a man dancing "Spirit of the truth Scroll Dance" saying the same phrase defending his dancing 1:32, this clip can be viewed here This can be compared to both SpongeBob's and Squilliam's situation here This has gotten much popularity and a famous phrase from the show.
  • SpongeBob does Michael Jackson's moonwalk on the treadmill, and other times in the episode. This episode possibly can be a tribute to Michael Jackson's death on June 25, 2009 when this episode was still being made.
  • The episode's title card is similar to the popular t-shirt slogan "I♥NY."
  • The 1963 hit song "Surfin Bird" by the "The Trashmen" is heard.
  • Squidward's line "Good night sweet prince" is a reference to Shakespearean play Hamlet.


  • During SpongeBob's entire cane routine, he is wearing a red bow tie, but after Squidward interrupts him, it disappears.
  • The neckline on Squidward's leotard kept changing at the end of the episode.
  • There are at least three of the same portrait of Squidward hung on Squidward's wall. The background of those pictures also changes from purple to green a few times.
  • The Executive Dance Mistress states that SpongeBob should go to her studio for the audition, but the audition is actually held at the Recreation Center.
  • SpongeBob is seen wearing a Krusty Krab employee hat, but when he pulls out his brain, his hat disappears, but reappears when he is dancing.