|How to Read|
|First appearance:||"Rule of Dumb"|
|Latest appearance:||"Rule of Dumb"|
How To Read is a book that only appears in the episode "Rule of Dumb."
It is red, and has "HOW TO READ" written on the first page, with a picture on the left side. It is unknown what else is in the book.
- The name is ironic because it would be virtually impossible to learn how to read from reading instructions on how to do so.
- It is revealed that Patrick cannot read when he showed it.