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This is a list of books within the SpongeBob SquarePants universe.

Image Description
Book - 1 2 3
1 2 3
A counting book that Patrick Star was reading in Near Mint Comic Books in "The Card."
Book - Book of Shells
Book of Shells
A book owned by Squidward Tentacles that appeared in "I ♥ Dancing" in which Squidward was reading it. When SpongeBob is supposed to Moonwalk on Squidward's treadmill, Squidward goes away to read this book. The book is green with yellow letters on it that say Book of Shells. It's name is a parody of "Book of Spells".
Things to Do When Encountering a Legendary Creature - Screenshot 04
Bikini Bottom Legends
A book that appears in the short "Things to Do When Encountering a Legendary Creature." The book has a green cover, with a yellow section, and red font with the title. The book contains information on what one should do should they encounter a legendary creature. They should be polite, offer a gift, and run away. When they read "run away," Raarg is seen and then says, "I'm so lonely." 
Bikini Bottom Yellow Pages
Bikini Bottom Yellow Pages
A directory.
342
Cautious Memories
Mrs. Puff's Boating School yearbook that appears in the episode "Picture Day." The book's cover is baby blue and the title is written in magenta. Underneath the title is a blue swirl and a picture of a yellow lighthouse. SpongeBob looked through the book to find his school photo in it. His photograph appears surrounding real life people smiling. The yearbook is actually Stephen Hillenburg's high school yearbook. Inside the yearbook, SpongeBob is covering up his picture.
FamilyHistoryOfBikiniBottom
Family Histories of Bikini Bottom
A genealogical book that is owned by the Bikini Bottom Public Library that tells about family histories of Bikini Bottom. It was seen in "Pest of the West."
Tea at the Treedome Gallery (03)
Field Guide
A guide to certain creatures as seen in "Tea at the Treedome." This book SpongeBob used to identity Sandy Cheeks.
Friends 4-ever
Friends 4-Ever
A book that SpongeBob put together and appears in the episode "Dying for Pie." The book is blue in color with the text written in red print. SpongeBob and Squidward are also on the cover, holding hands, with SpongeBob having a yellow background and Squidward having a green background. There is also a heart behind their pictures.
How to become a fancy waiter in less than 20 minutes
How To Become A Fancy Waiter in Less Than 20 Minutes
A book that appeared in "Squilliam Returns" in which SpongeBob read to learn how to become a fancy waiter in less than 20 minutes.
How to Open Thing 1st Edition
How To Open Things
The first edition of the book appeared in "Rodeo Daze". There is a movie based on it that SpongeBob has seen, but had never read the book. It showed how to open Sandy's door.
Howtoread
How To Read
A book that appears in the episode "Rule of Dumb." It is red, and has "HOW TO READ" written on the first page, with a picture on the left side. It is one of Patrick's overdue library books, so he throws it into the fire.
Fitness
Richie Salmon's Guide to Fitness
An overdue library book that Patrick burned in "Rule of Dumb." The book is mainly light blue in color with the text written in pink. Richie Salmon is also seen excising on the front cover as well. He is a parody of American fitness personality, Richard Simmons.
Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy Book
Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy
A comic book in which SpongeBob and Patrick both own an autographed copy signed by Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. These appeared in "Ditchin'."
SnailJokes
Snail Jokes
A joke book that Gary is seen reading in "Gary Takes a Bath.”
Snail Tails
Snail Tails
This is a book Gary reads to Patrick at the end of the episode Pet Sitter Pat. Patrick thought the book was called "Meow, Meow, Meow."
Spongebob Diary
SpongeBob's Diary
After noticing that his diary being read aloud at the Krusty Krab was popular, SpongeBob decided to publish it. It became a #1 bestseller. It appeared in Little Yellow Book.
TexasDrawl
Texas Drawl
A book Plankton was reading when he was imitating Sandy in "Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy."
Record
The Guinness O'Ripley Enormous Book of Curiosities, Oddities, and World Records
A book over 30 years old that Sandy owns and it's filled with world records. A parody of Guiness World Records and Ripley's Believe it or Not.
TheHistoryOfAllBoatingEver
The History of All Boating Ever
A book that SpongeBob owns and read in "Nautical Novice." He read this book because he wanted to impress Mrs. Puff to get his boating license. Surprisingly, he read the whole thing in one night.
Perpetual Excitement
The Land of Perpetual Excitement
This is a book that Patrick reads to SpongeBob in the episode InSPONGEiac. Patrick read this to SpongeBob knowing he was trying to go asleep. The book starts off soft but then picks up. After SpongeBob tells Patrick he needs to go to sleep, Patrick throws the book away also land on Spongebob's face.
ThePhysicsofFun
The Physics of Fun
A book in Bikini Bottom that Patrick read when he wanted to become friends with SpongeBob again in "Patrick SmartPants."
Wresting book for beginers
Wrestling for Beginners Book
A book that translates wrestling words and teaches you how to wrestle for beginners only. It was seen in "Krusty Krushers."

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