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{{L|''[SpongeBob's pineapple starts to rot in the heat]''}} |
{{L|''[SpongeBob's pineapple starts to rot in the heat]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[wakes up, yawns, and stretches, climbs out of bed and feet sink into sand, walks up to bedroom window and opens it]'' Ahh. What could go wrong on a beautiful day like this? ''[window twists and falls off, he walks into kitchen]'' Gary, time for breakfast! ''[reaches for Snail Po on shelf, but the shelf falls]'' The house must be settling. ''[pushes shelf hook into place]'' Oh, that's better. ''[the shelf, including the piece of wall it was on, collapses]'' I can fix this. I'll feed you when I'm done. ''[walks out of the kitchen]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|''[wakes up, yawns, and stretches, climbs out of bed and feet sink into sand, walks up to bedroom window and opens it]'' Ahh. What could go wrong on a beautiful day like this? ''[window twists and falls off, he walks into kitchen]'' Gary, time for breakfast! ''[reaches for Snail Po on shelf, but the shelf falls]'' The house must be settling. ''[pushes shelf hook into place]'' Oh, that's better. ''[the shelf, including the piece of wall it was on, collapses]'' I can fix this. I'll feed you when I'm done. ''[walks out of the kitchen]''}} |
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{{L|Gary|''[imitating SpongeBob]'' Meow meow meow meow meow.}} |
{{L|Gary|''[imitating SpongeBob]'' Meow meow meow meow meow.}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|''[hammering a board into place]'' Just a little |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[hammering a board into place]'' Just a little handyman's know - how is all it takes, Gary! ''[hammering makes the wall fall off]''}} |
{{L|Gary|''[holding food bowl]'' Meow meow meow meow!}} |
{{L|Gary|''[holding food bowl]'' Meow meow meow meow!}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh! Sorry, Gary. You want to eat, huh? Don't worry, I can fix both problems.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh! Sorry, Gary. You want to eat, huh? Don't worry, I can fix both problems.}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|''[hammers nails into the wall to fix it up]'' Ok, now that that's taken care of, time to feed Gary. ''[walks back inside when house gets even more rotten and goes in the kitchen with a big mess]'' ''[blinks then walks to the living room with another mess]'' Oh no! This is worse than I thought! ''[runs with 2 brooms 1 by 1 to hold the roof]'' My door! ''[runs to door with a chair to keep the door from falling]'' **gasps** ''[runs to window then takes off a television stick then puts it on the window to keep the window from falling]'' AHHHHHHHH |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[hammers nails into the wall to fix it up]'' Ok, now that that's taken care of, time to feed Gary. ''[walks back inside when house gets even more rotten and goes in the kitchen with a big mess]'' ''[blinks then walks to the living room with another mess]'' Oh no! This is worse than I thought! ''[runs with 2 brooms 1 by 1 to hold the roof]'' My door! ''[runs to door with a chair to keep the door from falling]'' **gasps** ''[runs to window then takes off a television stick then puts it on the window to keep the window from falling]'' AHHHHHHHH! ''[both brooms break then SpongeBob runs to the roof and holds it and gets squished on the floor and gets back up and holds it with his head]'' Patrick! Patrick! (while Patrick is snoring) Patrick!}} |
{{L|Patrick|''[dreaming he is in an office silently, using a pencil and pendulum randomly. the phone beeps.]''}} |
{{L|Patrick|''[dreaming he is in an office silently, using a pencil and pendulum randomly. the phone beeps.]''}} |
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{{L|Random Telephone Girl|''Mr. Star, I have a SpongeBob SquarePants on line 3!}} |
{{L|Random Telephone Girl|''Mr. Star, I have a SpongeBob SquarePants on line 3!}} |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|And, Squidward! I expect more from you. Well, actually, no... I don't.}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|And, Squidward! I expect more from you. Well, actually, no... I don't.}} |
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{{L|Sandy|Well, I'm with you SpongeBob. And I've got the toolbox to prove it!}} |
{{L|Sandy|Well, I'm with you SpongeBob. And I've got the toolbox to prove it!}} |
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− | {{L|Patrick| I'm here because... wait a minute, why am I here? SpongeBob, I'm having another exit pencils crisis |
+ | {{L|Patrick| I'm here because... wait a minute, why am I here? SpongeBob, I'm having another exit pencils crisis!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Not now, Patrick. And Squidward has done a great job holding it up.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Not now, Patrick. And Squidward has done a great job holding it up.}} |
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{{L|Squidward|Against my will, I might add.}} |
{{L|Squidward|Against my will, I might add.}} |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|You got it kiddo!}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You got it kiddo!}} |
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{{L|Sandy|Well what are we waiting for? Let's get this restoration underway! ''[hands SpongeBob an armful of wooden planks]''}} |
{{L|Sandy|Well what are we waiting for? Let's get this restoration underway! ''[hands SpongeBob an armful of wooden planks]''}} |
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− | {{L|Sandy|''[Sandy uses a very elaborate machine to hammer a nail into the house.]'' Perfectly calibrated! ''[the hammer smashes her finger, and traps her finger]'' OW |
+ | {{L|Sandy|''[Sandy uses a very elaborate machine to hammer a nail into the house.]'' Perfectly calibrated! ''[the hammer smashes her finger, and traps her finger]'' OW! ''[Sandy goes to pull away, but the machine falls on top of her]''}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Mr. Krabs carves into a plank using a chisel and hammer, creating money-esque landscape.]'' Not a bad bit of wooden starry if I do say so me-self. Time to put the finishing touches on her. ''[Mr. Krabs hammers 1 more time, and it falls to pieces]'' Hm.}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Mr. Krabs carves into a plank using a chisel and hammer, creating money-esque landscape.]'' Not a bad bit of wooden starry if I do say so me-self. Time to put the finishing touches on her. ''[Mr. Krabs hammers 1 more time, and it falls to pieces]'' Hm.}} |
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{{L|Patrick|''[Patrick inspects a plank, and then rams it into the decaying house]''}} |
{{L|Patrick|''[Patrick inspects a plank, and then rams it into the decaying house]''}} |
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{{L|Patrick|I'm starving. ''[chuckles]''}} |
{{L|Patrick|I'm starving. ''[chuckles]''}} |
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{{L|''[cut to SpongeBob and Gary going inside their new house]''}} |
{{L|''[cut to SpongeBob and Gary going inside their new house]''}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, Gary. Here it is. Our new home. ''[sits down in a sand chair]'' Hmmm. This must be Patrick's contribution to the living room. Hey, vintage condiment jugs! Thank you, Mr. Krabs! ''[presses down on the mustard dispenser, and dry mustard flies out and lands in SpongeBob's eyes in slow motion, burning them]'' Yaaaaaa..aaaaaahhhh! ''[He screams in regular motion and runs into a futuristic bathroom |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, Gary. Here it is. Our new home. ''[sits down in a sand chair]'' Hmmm. This must be Patrick's contribution to the living room. Hey, vintage condiment jugs! Thank you, Mr. Krabs! ''[presses down on the mustard dispenser, and dry mustard flies out and lands in SpongeBob's eyes in slow motion, burning them]'' Yaaaaaa..aaaaaahhhh! ''[He screams in regular motion and runs into a futuristic bathroom]'' Gary, where's the sink?!}} |
{{L|Gary|Meow.}} |
{{L|Gary|Meow.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[washes his face off in a toilet, which flushes]'' Gary, I don't think that was the sink.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|''[washes his face off in a toilet, which flushes]'' Gary, I don't think that was the sink.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Well, this isn't exactly home sweet pineapple, but I suppose it could be much worse. We still a roof over our heads and food on the table. Hey, that reminds me! You still haven't eaten today, have you? Sorry, buddy. You must be famished. ''[takes a can off a shelf that Squidward is holding in place]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, this isn't exactly home sweet pineapple, but I suppose it could be much worse. We still a roof over our heads and food on the table. Hey, that reminds me! You still haven't eaten today, have you? Sorry, buddy. You must be famished. ''[takes a can off a shelf that Squidward is holding in place]''}} |
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{{L|Gary|Meow.}} |
{{L|Gary|Meow.}} |
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− | {{L|Squidward's tentacles slip through the holes in the walls, and he unravels as the stucco falls off the house and everything begins falling apart]''}} |
+ | {{L|''[Squidward's tentacles slip through the holes in the walls, and he unravels as the stucco falls off the house and everything begins falling apart]''}} |
{{L|Squidward|Ah! I'm unraveling! ''[the pineapple collapses to dust]'' If you ever, and I mean ever-- ''[his neck cracks]'' Ow! My neck. I'm gonna be in the chiropractor's for a week. ''[walks away]''}} |
{{L|Squidward|Ah! I'm unraveling! ''[the pineapple collapses to dust]'' If you ever, and I mean ever-- ''[his neck cracks]'' Ow! My neck. I'm gonna be in the chiropractor's for a week. ''[walks away]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, Gary. There's only one thing left to do: ''[picks up the phone]'' call and have this place condemned. ''[dials the phone as Gary leaves to get something]'' Hello, operator. City hall, please, Office of Broken Dreams.}} |
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+ | {{L|Gary|''[returns with his food can]'' Meow.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Gary, I'm sorry. With all this house ruckus, I completely forgot to feed you. Here you go, buddy. ''[SpongeBob opens the can, and a huge pineapple house flies out, landing on the pile of remains of SpongeBob's old house. SpongeBob reads what the can says]'' "Furnished Pineapple in a Can." Oh, Gary! You are the best! ''[laughs and hugs Gary, ending the episode]''}} |
Revision as of 20:12, 31 October 2015
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- [SpongeBob's pineapple starts to rot in the heat]
- SpongeBob: [wakes up, yawns, and stretches, climbs out of bed and feet sink into sand, walks up to bedroom window and opens it] Ahh. What could go wrong on a beautiful day like this? [window twists and falls off, he walks into kitchen] Gary, time for breakfast! [reaches for Snail Po on shelf, but the shelf falls] The house must be settling. [pushes shelf hook into place] Oh, that's better. [the shelf, including the piece of wall it was on, collapses] I can fix this. I'll feed you when I'm done. [walks out of the kitchen]
- Gary: [imitating SpongeBob] Meow meow meow meow meow.
- SpongeBob: [hammering a board into place] Just a little handyman's know - how is all it takes, Gary! [hammering makes the wall fall off]
- Gary: [holding food bowl] Meow meow meow meow!
- SpongeBob: Oh! Sorry, Gary. You want to eat, huh? Don't worry, I can fix both problems.
- SpongeBob: [hammers nails into the wall to fix it up] Ok, now that that's taken care of, time to feed Gary. [walks back inside when house gets even more rotten and goes in the kitchen with a big mess] [blinks then walks to the living room with another mess] Oh no! This is worse than I thought! [runs with 2 brooms 1 by 1 to hold the roof] My door! [runs to door with a chair to keep the door from falling] **gasps** [runs to window then takes off a television stick then puts it on the window to keep the window from falling] AHHHHHHHH! [both brooms break then SpongeBob runs to the roof and holds it and gets squished on the floor and gets back up and holds it with his head] Patrick! Patrick! (while Patrick is snoring) Patrick!
- Patrick: [dreaming he is in an office silently, using a pencil and pendulum randomly. the phone beeps.]
- Random Telephone Girl: Mr. Star, I have a SpongeBob SquarePants on line 3!
- Patrick: Put him through.
- SpongeBob: Patrick! Patrick! Patrick Star!
- Patrick: Hey, buddy! You really need to get this place cleaned up.
- Squidward: It's The Big One! It's the end of the world! Invest in gold! Hoard your drinking wa... I should've known. [goes to SpongeBob's house] What's going on in here?!
- SpongeBob: You're just in time to lend a hand, Squidward!
- Squidward: Lend a hand? No! [Patrick grabs Squidward and stretches him across the house]
- SpongeBob: Patrick, call Sandy! Tell her to get over here fast!
- Patrick: [ties Squidward's tentacles] Say no more, buddy!
- SpongeBob: Hurry, Patrick! I don't know how much longer I can hold this!
- Patrick: [calls Sandy]
- Sandy: Cheeks residence
- Patrick: Sandy, don't hang up!
- Sandy: What do you want?
- Patrick: Oh, nothing. I'm just hanging with the sponge. How about you?
- Sandy: Oh, you know. A little of this, a little of that, A little vacuuming...
- Patrick: [chuckles] Sounds like fun. I wish I was over there. SpongeBob's house is boring. There's nothing going on over here. [a crashing noise is heard from the wall falling in the background]
- Sandy: That sure don't sound like nothing. What's all the ruckus?
- Patrick: Oh, SpongeBob's pineapple is rotting and falling apart all around us... we're doomed.
- Sandy: I'll be right over!
- Patrick: Oh take your time...
- SpongeBob: Holding steady Patrick. But, who knows how long this support system will last?
- Squidward: [SpongeBob snaps Squidward's tentacle] Ow
- Sandy: This place sure went to pot, quick. Knockity knock, SpongeBob.
- SpongeBob: No, Sandy don't! We must never, ever knock. This pineapple could topple over the slightest gesture. [SpongeBob goes to touch the house, but when it starts to rumble he quickly retreats his hand]
- Mr. Krabs: [Mr. Krabs approaches SpongeBob from behind] SpongeBob, what are you doing here? You were supposed to be at work two hours ago! [a massive line of unserviced customers at the Krusty Krab is shown.]
- Angry Customer 1: Hello? Anybody here? Hello?! [turns and face the other customers] Do you guys know how to make a Krabby Patty?
- Angry Customer 2: No, but I do know how to open a cash register!
- Mr. Krabs: Your absence is costing me money!
- SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I know. I'm sorry, but my hou...
- Mr. Krabs: And, Squidward! I expect more from you. Well, actually, no... I don't.
- Sandy: Well, I'm with you SpongeBob. And I've got the toolbox to prove it!
- Patrick: I'm here because... wait a minute, why am I here? SpongeBob, I'm having another exit pencils crisis!
- SpongeBob: Not now, Patrick. And Squidward has done a great job holding it up.
- Squidward: Against my will, I might add.
- SpongeBob: So what do you say Mr. Krabs? Will you help?
- Mr. Krabs: Well... I suppose I could join the cause. But, it'll have to be our standard deal.
- SpongeBob: A week of my wages per hour?
- Mr. Krabs: You got it kiddo!
- Sandy: Well what are we waiting for? Let's get this restoration underway! [hands SpongeBob an armful of wooden planks]
- Sandy: [Sandy uses a very elaborate machine to hammer a nail into the house.] Perfectly calibrated! [the hammer smashes her finger, and traps her finger] OW! [Sandy goes to pull away, but the machine falls on top of her]
- Mr. Krabs: [Mr. Krabs carves into a plank using a chisel and hammer, creating money-esque landscape.] Not a bad bit of wooden starry if I do say so me-self. Time to put the finishing touches on her. [Mr. Krabs hammers 1 more time, and it falls to pieces] Hm.
- Patrick: [Patrick inspects a plank, and then rams it into the decaying house]
- SpongeBob: Uuummmmmm... excuse me, everyone? Not to micro-manage or anything, but do any of you actually know how to build a pineapple?!
- Sandy: Well of course we do silly. Firstly, every pineapple needs a solid foundation to keep it firmly in place...
- Mr. Krabs: Not exactly, Miss Cheeks. A pineapple needs to be mobile, with a strong hull attached in case you need to skip town unexpectedly.
- Patrick: Wrong! A pineapple needs a sweet, but tangy flavor. [rips out the board he previously placed in the house, eats the rotten pineapple piece dangling from the end]
- SpongeBob: Those are all very great ideas, but...
- Sandy: But, arguing ain't gonna get this pineapple fixed. Good point! [slaps SpongeBob on the back] Okay, fellas! From now on, we incorporate everyone's ideas.
- Patrick and Mr. Krabs: Yea!
- SpongeBob: Uh, that's not exactly what I had in mind, Sandy... [gets run over by "junk" being pushed out by Sandy]
- Sandy: First thing you gotta do is clean out all this old junk.
- SpongeBob: [crawls from pile] Sandy, my furniture is perfectly fine.
- Mr. Krabs: : Heads up! [runs over SpongeBob with a grill] Careful, boy. I thought I'd install a grill in your TV room for those nights where you have to bring work home with you.
- SpongeBob: Yeah, but I like to watch TV in my TV room.
- Sandy: Well, this ain't the TV room, anymore. This is your indoor garden. [proceeds to water plants in the room]
- SpongeBob: But, the sofa goes there.
- Sandy: Oh, I know. But, isn't this better?
- Gary: Meoooowwww.
- SpongeBob: Gary, do you ever feel like you are not being listened to?
- Gary: Meow.
- SpongeBob: Sandy, we need to talk.
- Sandy: About these columns? Nice, huh? Gives the pineapple an intellectual flavor.
- SpongeBob: Yeah, but I kind of liked my pineapple the way it was. I don't need all these fancy- [gets splattered by paint]
- Sandy: Sorry, buddy. I-I can't understand you. You've got something in your mouth.
- Mr. Krabs: [painting the pineapple with a finishing trowel] Ho ho, kiddo. Look out. Just applying some plaster stucco exterior here.
- SpongeBob: [wipes some paint off his mouth] I guess what I'm trying to say is there's nothing wrong with a pineapple that looks like a pineapple.
- Gary: [carrying a can] Meow.
- SpongeBob: [gasps] Oh, no, Gary! I still haven't fed you. Let's take care of that right now, little bud-
- Patrick: [pushes an oblong rock and leans it against the side of SpongeBob's house] It's just not a house without a rock to sleep under.
- Sandy: Well, what do you think, SpongeBob?
- SpongeBob: It's, uh...
- Mr. Krabs: Yes?
- SpongeBob: It's, uh...
- Sandy: Fantastic?
- SpongeBob: It's, uh...
- Patrick: I'm hungry.
- SpongeBob: You all worked very hard.
- Mr. Krabs and Patrick: Whoo-hoo!
- Sandy: Yee-haw!
- Mr. Krabs: And, since you're such a satisfied customer, I only charged you double. [Mr. Krabs, Sandy and Patrick all leave]
- Sandy: Good job, fellers!
- Mr. Krabs: Good work, boy!
- Patrick: I'm starving. [chuckles]
- [cut to SpongeBob and Gary going inside their new house]
- SpongeBob: Well, Gary. Here it is. Our new home. [sits down in a sand chair] Hmmm. This must be Patrick's contribution to the living room. Hey, vintage condiment jugs! Thank you, Mr. Krabs! [presses down on the mustard dispenser, and dry mustard flies out and lands in SpongeBob's eyes in slow motion, burning them] Yaaaaaa..aaaaaahhhh! [He screams in regular motion and runs into a futuristic bathroom] Gary, where's the sink?!
- Gary: Meow.
- SpongeBob: [washes his face off in a toilet, which flushes] Gary, I don't think that was the sink.
- Gary: Meow.
- SpongeBob: [sarcastically] Thanks for the futuristic bathroom, Sandy.
- [a robot arm grabs SpongeBob and cleans the toilet with him like a real sponge]
- Gary: Meow.
- SpongeBob: Well, this isn't exactly home sweet pineapple, but I suppose it could be much worse. We still a roof over our heads and food on the table. Hey, that reminds me! You still haven't eaten today, have you? Sorry, buddy. You must be famished. [takes a can off a shelf that Squidward is holding in place]
- Gary: Meow.
- [Squidward's tentacles slip through the holes in the walls, and he unravels as the stucco falls off the house and everything begins falling apart]
- Squidward: Ah! I'm unraveling! [the pineapple collapses to dust] If you ever, and I mean ever-- [his neck cracks] Ow! My neck. I'm gonna be in the chiropractor's for a week. [walks away]
- SpongeBob: Well, Gary. There's only one thing left to do: [picks up the phone] call and have this place condemned. [dials the phone as Gary leaves to get something] Hello, operator. City hall, please, Office of Broken Dreams.
- Gary: [returns with his food can] Meow.
- SpongeBob: Oh, Gary, I'm sorry. With all this house ruckus, I completely forgot to feed you. Here you go, buddy. [SpongeBob opens the can, and a huge pineapple house flies out, landing on the pile of remains of SpongeBob's old house. SpongeBob reads what the can says] "Furnished Pineapple in a Can." Oh, Gary! You are the best! [laughs and hugs Gary, ending the episode]