Home Sweet Rubble/transcript

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• [SpongeBob's pineapple starts to rot in the heat]
• SpongeBob: [wakes up, yawns, and stretches, climbs out of bed and feet sink into sand, walks up to bedroom window and opens it] Ahh. What could go wrong on a beautiful day like this? [window twists and falls off, he walks into kitchen] Gary, time for breakfast! [reaches for Snail Po on shelf, but the shelf falls] The house must be settling. [pushes shelf hook into place] Oh, that's better. [the shelf, including the piece of wall it was on, collapses] I can fix this. I'll feed you when I'm done. [walks out of the kitchen]
• Gary: [imitating SpongeBob] Meow meow meow meow meow.
• SpongeBob: [hammering a board into place] Just a little handiman's know - how is all it takes, Gary! [hammering makes the wall fall off]
• Gary: [holding food bowl] Meow meow meow meow!
• SpongeBob: Oh! Sorry, Gary. You want to eat, huh? Don't worry, I can fix both problems.
• SpongeBob: [hammers nails into the wall to fix it up] Ok, now that that's taken care of, time to feed Gary. [walks back inside when house gets even more rotten and goes in the kitchen with a big mess] [blinks then walks to the living room with another mess] Oh no! This is worse than I thought! [runs with 2 brooms 1 by 1 to hold the roof] My door! [runs to door with a chair to keep the door from falling] **gasps** [runs to window then takes off a television stick then puts it on the window to keep the window from falling] AHHHHHHHH!! [both brooms break then SpongeBob runs to the roof and holds it and gets squished on the floor and gets back up and holds it with his head] Patrick!!! Patrick!!! (while Patrick is snoring) Patrick!!!
• Patrick: [dreaming he is in an office silently, using a pencil and pendulum randomly. the phone beeps.]
• Random Telephone Girl: Mr. Star, I have a SpongeBob SquarePants on line 3!
• Patrick: Put him through.
• SpongeBob: Patrick! Patrick! Patrick Star!
• Patrick: Hey, buddy! You really need to get this place cleaned up.
• Squidward: It's The Big One! It's the end of the world! Invest in gold! Hoard your drinking wa... I should've known. [goes to SpongeBob's house] What's going on in here?!
• SpongeBob: You're just in time to lend a hand, Squidward!
• Squidward: Lend a hand? No! [Patrick grabs Squidward and stretches him across the house]
• SpongeBob: Patrick, call Sandy! Tell her to get over here fast!
• Patrick: [ties Squidward's tentacles] Say no more, buddy!
• SpongeBob: Hurry, Patrick! I don't know how much longer I can hold this!
• Patrick: [calls Sandy]
• Sandy: Cheeks residence
• Patrick: Sandy, don't hang up!
• Sandy: What do you want?
• Patrick: Oh, nothing. I'm just hanging with the sponge. How about you?
• Sandy: Oh, you know. A little of this, a little of that, A little vacuuming...
• Patrick: [chuckles] Sounds like fun. I wish I was over there. SpongeBob's house is boring. There's nothing going on over here. [a crashing noise is heard from the wall falling in the background]
• Sandy: That sure don't sound like nothing. What's all the ruckus?
• Patrick: Oh, SpongeBob's pineapple is rotting and falling apart all around us... we're doomed.
• Sandy: I'll be right over!
• Patrick: Oh take your time...
• SpongeBob: Holding steady Patrick. But, who knows how long this support system will last?
• Squidward: [SpongeBob snaps Squidward's tentacle] Ow
• Sandy: This place sure went to pot, quick. Knockity knock, SpongeBob.
• SpongeBob: No, Sandy don't! We must never, ever knock. This pineapple could topple over the slightest gesture. [SpongeBob goes to touch the house, but when it starts to rumble he quickly retreats his hand]
• Mr. Krabs: [Mr. Krabs approaches SpongeBob from behind] SpongeBob, what are you doing here? You were supposed to be at work two hours ago! [a massive line of unserviced customers at the Krusty Krab is shown.]
• Angry Customer 1: Hello? Anybody here? Hello?! [turns and face the other customers] Do you guys know how to make a Krabby Patty?
• Angry Customer 2: No, but I do know how to open a cash register!
• Mr. Krabs: Your absence is costing me money!
• SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I know. I'm sorry, but my hou...
• Mr. Krabs: And, Squidward! I expect more from you. Well, actually, no... I don't.
• Sandy: Well, I'm with you SpongeBob. And I've got the toolbox to prove it!
• Patrick: I'm here because... wait a minute, why am I here? SpongeBob, I'm having another exit pencils crisis!!
• SpongeBob: Not now, Patrick. And Squidward has done a great job holding it up.
• Squidward: Against my will, I might add.
• SpongeBob: So what do you say Mr. Krabs? Will you help?
• Mr. Krabs: Well... I suppose I could join the cause. But, it'll have to be our standard deal.
• SpongeBob: A week of my wages per hour?
• Mr. Krabs: You got it kiddo!
• Sandy: Well what are we waiting for? Let's get this restoration underway! [hands SpongeBob an armful of wooden planks]
• Sandy: [Sandy uses a very elaborate machine to hammer a nail into the house.] Perfectly calibrated! [the hammer smashes her finger, and traps her finger] OW!! [Sandy goes to pull away, but the machine falls on top of her]