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+ | {{L|''[SpongeBob's pineapple starts to rot in the heat]''}} |
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− | Frank: No, I open a cash register |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[wakes up, yawns, and stretches, climbs out of bed and feet sink into sand, walks up to bedroom window and opens it]'' Ahh. What could go wrong on a beautiful day like this? ''[window twists and falls off, he walks into kitchen]'' Gary, time for breakfast! ''[reaches for Snail Po on shelf, but the shelf falls]'' The house must be settling. ''[pushes shelf hook into place]'' Oh, that's better. ''[the shelf, including the piece of wall it was on, collapses]'' I can fix this. I'll feed you when I'm done. ''[walks out of the kitchen]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Gary|''[imitating SpongeBob]'' Meow meow meow meow meow.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[hammering a board into place]'' Just a little handiman's know - how is all it takes, Gary! ''[hammering makes the wall fall off]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Gary|''[holding food bowl]'' Meow meow meow meow!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh! Sorry, Gary. You want to eat, huh? Don't worry, I can fix both problems.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[hammers nails into the wall to fix it up]'' Ok, now that that's taken care of, time to feed Gary. ''[walks back inside when house gets even more rotten and goes in the kitchen with a big mess]'' ''[blinks then walks to the living room with another mess]'' Oh no! This is worse than I thought! ''[runs with 2 brooms 1 by 1 to hold the roof]'' My door! ''[runs to door with a chair to keep the door from falling]'' **gasps** ''[runs to window then takes off a television stick then puts it on the window to keep the window from falling]'' AHHHHHHHH!! ''[both brooms break then SpongeBob runs to the roof and holds it and gets squished on the floor and gets back up and holds it with his head]'' Patrick!!! Patrick!!! (while Patrick is snoring) Patrick!!!}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|''[dreaming he is in an office silently, using a pencil and pendulum randomly. the phone beeps.]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Random Telephone Girl|''Mr. Star, I have a SpongeBob SquarePants on line 3!}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|Put him through.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! Patrick! Patrick Star!}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|Hey, buddy! You really need to get this place cleaned up.}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|It's The Big One! It's the end of the world! Invest in gold! Hoard your drinking wa... I should've known. ''[goes to SpongeBob's house]'' What's going on in here?!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|You're just in time to lend a hand, Squidward!}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|Lend a hand? No! ''[Patrick grabs Squidward and stretches him across the house]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, call Sandy! Tell her to get over here, fast!}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|''[ties Squidward's tentacles]'' Say no more, buddy!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Hurry, Patrick. I don't know how much longer I can hold this!}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|''[calls Sandy]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|Cheeks residence}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|Sandy, don't hang up!}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|What do you want?}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|Oh, nothing. I'm just hanging with the sponge. How about you?}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|Oh, you know. A little of this, a little of that. A little vacuuming.}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|''[laughs]'' Sounds like fun. I wish I was over there. SpongeBob's house is boring. There's nothing going on over here. ''[part of the wall falls, making a crashing noise]''}} |
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- [SpongeBob's pineapple starts to rot in the heat]
- SpongeBob: [wakes up, yawns, and stretches, climbs out of bed and feet sink into sand, walks up to bedroom window and opens it] Ahh. What could go wrong on a beautiful day like this? [window twists and falls off, he walks into kitchen] Gary, time for breakfast! [reaches for Snail Po on shelf, but the shelf falls] The house must be settling. [pushes shelf hook into place] Oh, that's better. [the shelf, including the piece of wall it was on, collapses] I can fix this. I'll feed you when I'm done. [walks out of the kitchen]
- Gary: [imitating SpongeBob] Meow meow meow meow meow.
- SpongeBob: [hammering a board into place] Just a little handiman's know - how is all it takes, Gary! [hammering makes the wall fall off]
- Gary: [holding food bowl] Meow meow meow meow!
- SpongeBob: Oh! Sorry, Gary. You want to eat, huh? Don't worry, I can fix both problems.
- SpongeBob: [hammers nails into the wall to fix it up] Ok, now that that's taken care of, time to feed Gary. [walks back inside when house gets even more rotten and goes in the kitchen with a big mess] [blinks then walks to the living room with another mess] Oh no! This is worse than I thought! [runs with 2 brooms 1 by 1 to hold the roof] My door! [runs to door with a chair to keep the door from falling] **gasps** [runs to window then takes off a television stick then puts it on the window to keep the window from falling] AHHHHHHHH!! [both brooms break then SpongeBob runs to the roof and holds it and gets squished on the floor and gets back up and holds it with his head] Patrick!!! Patrick!!! (while Patrick is snoring) Patrick!!!
- Patrick: [dreaming he is in an office silently, using a pencil and pendulum randomly. the phone beeps.]
- Random Telephone Girl: Mr. Star, I have a SpongeBob SquarePants on line 3!
- Patrick: Put him through.
- SpongeBob: Patrick! Patrick! Patrick Star!
- Patrick: Hey, buddy! You really need to get this place cleaned up.
- Squidward: It's The Big One! It's the end of the world! Invest in gold! Hoard your drinking wa... I should've known. [goes to SpongeBob's house] What's going on in here?!
- SpongeBob: You're just in time to lend a hand, Squidward!
- Squidward: Lend a hand? No! [Patrick grabs Squidward and stretches him across the house]
- SpongeBob: Patrick, call Sandy! Tell her to get over here, fast!
- Patrick: [ties Squidward's tentacles] Say no more, buddy!
- SpongeBob: Hurry, Patrick. I don't know how much longer I can hold this!
- Patrick: [calls Sandy]
- Sandy: Cheeks residence
- Patrick: Sandy, don't hang up!
- Sandy: What do you want?
- Patrick: Oh, nothing. I'm just hanging with the sponge. How about you?
- Sandy: Oh, you know. A little of this, a little of that. A little vacuuming.
- Patrick: [laughs] Sounds like fun. I wish I was over there. SpongeBob's house is boring. There's nothing going on over here. [part of the wall falls, making a crashing noise]