SpongeBob:[wakes up, yawns, and stretches, climbs out of bed and feet sink into sand, walks up to bedroom window and opens it] Ahh. What could go wrong on a beautiful day like this? [window twists and falls off, he walks into kitchen] Gary, time for breakfast! [reaches for Snail Po on shelf, but the shelf falls] The house must be settling. [pushes shelf hook into place] Oh, that's better. [the shelf, including the piece of wall it was on, collapses] I can fix this. I'll feed you when I'm done. [walks out of the kitchen]
SpongeBob:[hammering a board into place] Just a little handiman's know - how is all it takes, Gary! [hammering makes the wall fall off]
Gary:[holding food bowl] Meow meow meow meow!
SpongeBob: Oh! Sorry, Gary. You want to eat, huh? Don't worry, I can fix both problems.
SpongeBob:[hammers nails into the wall to fix it up] Ok, now that that's taken care of, time to feed Gary. [walks back inside when house gets even more rotten and goes in the kitchen with a big mess][blinks then walks to the living room with another mess] Oh no! This is worse than I thought! [runs with 2 brooms 1 by 1 to hold the roof] My door! [runs to door with a chair to keep the door from falling] **gasps** [runs to window then takes off a television stick then puts it on the window to keep the window from falling] AHHHHHHHH!! [both brooms break then SpongeBob runs to the roof and holds it and gets squished on the floor and gets back up and holds it with his head] Patrick!!! Patrick!!! (while Patrick is snoring) Patrick!!!
Patrick:[dreaming he is in an office silently, using a pencil and pendulum randomly. the phone beeps.]
Random Telephone Girl:Mr. Star, I have a SpongeBob SquarePants on line 3!
Patrick: Put him through.
SpongeBob: (voice heard) Patrick! Patrick!
Patrick: (wakes up scared and goes to SpongeBob's house)